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Thats right, a whole thread devoted to self-pity, bitterness and malevolence pertaining to Valentines day, for those of us who have either failed, or not bothered. Enjoy.;)

yay a V-day thread that i like :)

wonderful, a place to wallow in my self-loathing

why isn't there any girl single between the ages of 14 and 16 who does NS?
and posts in General?

hmm. this gives me an idea. . .

;)

REJECT VALENTINES DAY! It's a day created by HallMark to suck the money of idiots dry!

Man my future wife is going to hate me on this day because I refuse to celebrate it. FYI, I look into my books of Saints, and there is no St. Valentine.

*joins*

All you guys need is a little candy and some porn. Cheer up....

*tosses chocolate and Girls Gone Wild videos about*

wonderful, a place to wallow in my self-loathing

why isn't there any girl single between the ages of 14 and 16 who does NS?
and posts in General?

hmm. this gives me an idea. . .

;)

iam a girl iam 16 and iam single and i post in general:)

do i like to celibrat V-day...NO...iam i ok with that?....YES

Valentines Day Is A Day To Spread Around The Fake Concept Of Love. Why Devote A Day To Promoting Something That's Fake? It Makes No Sense In My Mind.

All you guys need is a little candy and some porn. Cheer up....

*tosses chocolate and Girls Gone Wild videos about*
No Thank You, I Hate Both. Chocolate = Nasty. GGW = I HATE SLUTS!

Valentines Day Is A Day To Spread Around The Fake Concept Of Love. Why Devote A Day To Promoting Something That's Fake? It Makes No Sense In My Mind.

Are you saying it is fake, because there is no physical manifestation of the concept 'love' (there is, but I allow the assumption), or simply just because you have never experienced 'love' and therefore the whole thing must be fake. (Like the south pole).

No Thank You, I Hate Both. Chocolate = Nasty. GGW = I HATE SLUTS!

So playing the videos will get you to leave? What if I throw chocolates at you? Don't bother the rejects and hand over the stuff.

:p

Chocolate = Nasty.

BLASHPHEMY! :eek:

Valentines Day Is A Day To Spread Around The Fake Concept Of Love. Why Devote A Day To Promoting Something That's Fake? It Makes No Sense In My Mind.

Because if guys don't empty out their pockets for this fake day, then they do not get any that night.

iam a girl iam 16 and iam single and i post in general:)

do i like to celibrat V-day...NO...iam i ok with that?....YES

well hello there stranger

;)

*coughhighlightwhitetextcough*
tg me please!

FYI, I look into my books of Saints, and there is no St. Valentine.
You are however talking out of your arse as there is at least 3 St Valentines, the most popular for the job being a priest put in prison who sent love notes to the love of his life.... he was however brutally killed etc ... so yeah valentines day is the celebration of a guy being sentenced to death :-P

Are you saying it is fake, because there is no physical manifestation of the concept 'love' (there is, but I allow the assumption), or simply just because you have never experienced 'love' and therefore the whole thing must be fake. (Like the south pole).

Nah, it's middle school and his "Walls of diamond".

No Thank You, I Hate Both. Chocolate = Nasty. GGW = I HATE SLUTS!

America died today.

So playing the videos will get you to leave? What if I throw chocolates at you? Don't bother the rejects and hand over the stuff.

:p
Yes On The Videos. I Will Simply Take My Hammer And Smash The Chocolate.

Nah, it's middle school and his "Walls of diamond".

I understand the concept of middle school, but you lost me a 'walls of diamond'. Are they like Batfink's wings?

I understand the concept of middle school, but you lost me a 'walls of diamond'. Are they like Batfink's wings?
Read The "Valentines Day: What Do You Think?" Thread.

Let's have a V-Day party!

Let's have a V-Day party!
And What Will We Do In This V-Day Party?

I understand the concept of middle school, but you lost me a 'walls of diamond'. Are they like Batfink's wings?


Heh, nah....He shuns all personal experience outside of NS, and thinks that those walls will stay up forever, so he calls tthem walls of diamond, the hardest substance, supposedly



Personally I woulda said adamantium, because it's so tough it doesn't even exist....

Why the hell are we celebrating Valentine's Day?! It was today, in CE 70, that the "Bloody Valentine Incident" which started the war between ZAFT and the Earth Alliance occured. Those Alliance bastards, launching a fleet of warhead-equipped mobile armors to destroy the plants. Sadly ZAFT could not repel them all and approx. 250,000 Coordinators died in the destruction of Junius 7 :(

This day needs to become a day of mourning

Who wants to join me in getting completely shitfaced on Valentine's Day so you don't realize it is valentine's day until it is over.

Why the hell are we celebrating Valentine's Day?! It was today, in CE 70, that the "Bloody Valentine Incident" which started the war between ZAFT and the Earth Alliance occured. Those Alliance bastards, launching a fleet of warhead-equipped mobile armors to destroy the plants. Sadly ZAFT could not repel them all and approx. 250,000 Coordinators died in the destruction of Junius 7 :(
Yeah, ZAFT So Should've Won That War. The Alliance Started It, Anyways.

You are however talking out of your arse as there is at least 3 St Valentines, the most popular for the job being a priest put in prison who sent love notes to the love of his life.... he was however brutally killed etc ... so yeah valentines day is the celebration of a guy being sentenced to death :-P

and Al Capone contiunes that tradition with the St. Valentine Day Massacre.

And What Will We Do In This V-Day Party?

umm. . . . party!

more importantly, who will we do?

;)
:fluffle:

Who wants to join me in getting completely shitfaced on Valentine's Day so you don't realize it is valentine's day until it is over.
I Would, But I'm 13.

I Would, But I'm 13.
Yeah, that is a bit young to get drunk off your ass. Then again at that age you shouldn't really care about valentine's day.

iam a girl iam 16 and iam single and i post in general:)

do i like to celibrat V-day...NO...iam i ok with that?....YES


just as i suspected. . . . .

*feels ignored*

:(

Yeah, that is a bit young to get drunk off your ass. Then again at that age you shouldn't really care about valentine's day.
Well, When Was The Last Time You Were 13? Considerably, Times Have Changed. If You Don't Have A Girlfriend/Boyfriend On Valentines Day, Your Screwed. Ahh Well, I'll Just Hang Out In My Fourth Period Class Doing My Work And Reading, As I Do On All Days.

Well, When Was The Last Time You Were 13? Considerably, Times Have Changed. If You Don't Have A Girlfriend/Boyfriend On Valentines Day, Your Screwed. Ahh Well, I'll Just Hang Out In My Fourth Period Class Doing My Work And Reading, As I Do On All Days.

Dude, how could you tell how anything is like from inside your "walls"?

Hi!
This is what I think of Val's day: :sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper:*killitnow*

Well, When Was The Last Time You Were 13? Considerably, Times Have Changed. If You Don't Have A Girlfriend/Boyfriend On Valentines Day, Your Screwed. Ahh Well, I'll Just Hang Out In My Fourth Period Class Doing My Work And Reading, As I Do On All Days.
It's been 6 years and no, not that much as changed. At that age relationships are meaningless.

And What Will We Do In This V-Day Party? I have no idea.

Dude, how could you tell how anything is like from inside your "walls"?
They're Diamond. Diamonds Are Clear.

They're Diamond. Diamonds Are Clear.
Well, actually you can't see through diamonds. That's one of the ways you can identify them. Soz for being such a boff X.X

Yay.

OK, I'll tell you my story. I am managing a power electronics project, and tomorrow I will be putting in an 11 hour day in a windowless lab. Whether or not I see sunlight will depend on whether I take a packed lunch, or venture outside for a sandwich. And I will do this voluntarily. :(

Well, actually you can't see through diamonds. That's one of the ways you can identify them. Soz for being such a boff X.X
Ok Then. They're Walls Of Some Clear Substance That Is Unbreakable.

Ok Then. They're Walls Of Some Clear Substance That Is Unbreakable.

You mean air? ;)

You mean air? ;)
Considerably, Air Is Already Broken. Maybe You Should've Payed Attention In Physical Science, Which I'm Currently Taking Now.

Why the hell are we celebrating Valentine's Day?! It was today, in CE 70, that the "Bloody Valentine Incident" which started the war between ZAFT and the Earth Alliance occured. Those Alliance bastards, launching a fleet of warhead-equipped mobile armors to destroy the plants. Sadly ZAFT could not repel them all and approx. 250,000 Coordinators died in the destruction of Junius 7 :(

This day needs to become a day of mourning

Damn you Earth Alliance! ZAFT will rise again, with evil! :p

You mean air? ;)
Lol!

You mean air? ;)

Nawwwww, there will always be air around you, unless ya live in a vacuum. So its like a wall. O_O :)

Does anyone have a shoulder I can cry on? Damn lonliness..:rolleyes:

Hi!
This is what I think of Val's day: :sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper::sniper:*killitnow*


heh n00b...

I love my lonliness.

I love my lonliness.
Ahh, Someone Besides Me On NS General Who Likes Lonliness.

Ahh, Someone Besides Me On NS General Who Likes Lonliness.

No one to hold ya back or get in the way.

No one to hold ya back or get in the way.


No one to hold you, or tell you that they love you.. No one to wake up to, nothing to look forward to...At least thats what i think

Do you think Al Capone had been rejected on Valentine Day and that's why he was a bit cranky that day?

No one to hold ya back or get in the way.
Agreed.

No one to hold you, or tell you that they love you.. No one to wake up to, nothing to look forward to...At least thats what i think

People can love me when I'm powerful, until then they'll just get in the way.

No one to hold you, or tell you that they love you.. No one to wake up to, nothing to look forward to...At least thats what i think
Someone To Hold Me: Myself. Tell Me That They Love Me: Love Doesn't Exist. Someone To Wake Up To: Cats. Nothing To Look Forward To: NS.

I get to prastice my hand cuffing and mag lite beatings at for V day. Holy shit, its the best V day ever...

romance is so sappy.

Someone To Hold Me: Myself. Tell Me That They Love Me: Love Doesn't Exist. Someone To Wake Up To: Cats. Nothing To Look Forward To: NS.


I useD tO thinK thaT waY wheN I waS youngeR..onlY leD mE tO A darK placE.(yes i am being the opposite of you)

I useD tO thinK thaT waY wheN I waS youngeR..onlY leD mE tO A darK placE.(yes i am being the opposite of you)

That dark place is where my strength is. My anger, pride, and honor carry me further than love ever could.

I useD tO thinK thaT waY wheN I waS youngeR..onlY leD mE tO A darK placE.(yes i am being the opposite of you)If That Way Of Thinking Leads Me To A Dark Place, Then That Just Makes Me Want To Walk That Road Even More.

That dark place is where my strength is. My anger, pride, and honor carry me further than love ever could.

heh..you'd be a good sith lord..

Seriously though, all of those mean nothing when you realize you are dying alone.

That dark place is where my strength is. My anger, pride, and honor carry me further than love ever could.
Still Agreeing Whole Heartedly.

I'm a little late, but can I still join?

heh..you'd be a good sith lord..

Seriously though, all of those mean nothing when you realize you are dying alone.

I'll die with a monument in my image for many to appreciate. If I die alone I'll die with the biggest satisfation: trying to obtain my dream.

But when you die, you'll realize you have not lived but been shared the experience of dieing with another for a good duration of your life.

heh..you'd be a good sith lord..

Seriously though, all of those mean nothing when you realize you are dying alone.
Well, I'm Going To Be Dead Soon Enough Anyways, So What's The Difference Between Dieing Alone And Dieing Surrounded By Friends?

I'm a little late, but can I still join?

Yes, but you'll have to sit in the back of the bus.

YAY I don't have to spend money on meaningless gifts for a whore whos gonna cheat on me :). Woot to saving money!

Yes, but you'll have to sit in the back of the bus.

Ah, well. Aren't I used to taking the back seat...

yOu guYs bOre mE To tEarS. gEt A hObBy.

yOu guYs bOre mE To tEarS. gEt A hObBy.


heY yoU can'T dO thaT! buT yeaH thesE peoplE arE alL reallY saD anD depresseD. theY talK tougH, buT theY arE reallY sofT dowN deeP...

heY yoU can'T dO thaT! buT yeaH thesE peoplE arE alL reallY saD anD depresseD. theY talK tougH, buT theY arE reallY sofT dowN deeP...
Uhh... Yeah Right. If I Wanted Real Life Friends Deep Down, I'm Sure That The "Deep Down" Part Of Me Would've Taken Over And Commanded Me To Make Friends, No Matter How Hard It May Be.

I think I'm going to enjoy this V-Day. Oh yes... *sadistic grin*

*polishes death-ray ub3rlazer* ;)

heY yoU can'T dO thaT! buT yeaH thesE peoplE arE alL reallY saD anD depresseD. theY talK tougH, buT theY arE reallY sofT dowN deeP...

Just because our goals in life are different doesn't make yours the better path.

I still have candy and porn gift baskets ready for you guys.....last time I came in here and offered, I was declined. Last chance.....

I still have candy and porn gift baskets ready for you guys.....last time I came in here and offered, I was declined. Last chance.....
If It's Not Chocolate, I'll Take The Candy. And As I Said Before Porn = I HATE SLUTS!

Ahh Well, I'll Just Hang Out In My Fourth Period Class Doing My Work And Reading, As I Do On All Days.

Any thoughts why you perhaps aren't hooked up this Valentine's?:p

I still have candy and porn gift baskets ready for you guys.....last time I came in here and offered, I was declined. Last chance.....

I'm tempted... but somehow it's a bit shallow...

If It's Not Chocolate, I'll Take The Candy. And As I Said Before Porn = I HATE SLUTS!

Agreed

If It's Not Chocolate, I'll Take The Candy. And As I Said Before Porn = I HATE SLUTS!
But I like them just fine, so I'll take the porn. Thanks.

I still have candy and porn gift baskets ready for you guys.....last time I came in here and offered, I was declined. Last chance.....

What's wrong with you people?? I'll take both!

What's wrong with you people?? I'll take both!


Finally....:rolleyes:

I dislike chocolate. I'm also allergic to it, so count me out.

In addition, porn has almost no effect whatsoever on me... so I'll decline on that, too.

Any thoughts why you perhaps aren't hooked up this Valentine's?:p
Believe Me, When Ever There Is The Rare Moment I Want A Friend, I Try To Make Friends With ANYONE. It Never Works, No Matter Who It Is. So, I'm Still Friendless, And Happy About It.

valentines day is stupid. bastard hallmark. they get money. women get presents. men get fuck all except a load of stress. and maybe a blowjob if we select a good present. but we could just have one anway if it wasnt for this dumbassed 'holiday'.

Believe Me, When Ever There Is The Rare Moment I Want A Friend, I Try To Make Friends With ANYONE. It Never Works, No Matter Who It Is. So, I'm Still Friendless, And Happy About It.

I have friends, but since I've moved away from them I find myself doing better than ever.

what about some shy guy who finally plucks up the courage to send his crush a card/flower....?
does a day like VD not give such a guy a little more hope??
maybe i'm just an old fashioned gal, but i would MELT if someone in my college did that.............
I think VD is like Xmas, Easter, etc.... an essentially beautiful concept that has been destroyed by our consumer driven society. Don't reject it, turn back to what it was originally supposed to be!!! :fluffle:

I have friends, but since I've moved away from them I find myself doing better than ever.
Friends Do Tend To Make Our Life Worse. Read Some Of My Posts In The "Valentines Day: What Do You Think" Thread. I Honorably Reject Friendship In Real Life. On Here, Ehh, Not So Much.

I said it before and I'll say it again. Hope will only kill you slowly...

I said it before and I'll say it again. Hope will only kill you slowly...
Agreed! Oh My God I'm Agreeing With Cabra...

Friends Do Tend To Make Our Life Worse. Read Some Of My Posts In The "Valentines Day: What Do You Think" Thread. I Honorably Reject Friendship In Real Life. On Here, Ehh, Not So Much.

I'm always willing to accept those who will stand beside me, but I'm always prepared to rid myself of them or dispose of them should they pose a problem.

Agreed! Oh My God I'm Agreeing With Cabra...

I so wish you wouldn't be doing it in capitals.... ;)

I'm always willing to accept those who will stand beside me, but I'm always prepared to rid myself of them or dispose of them should they pose a problem.

Actually, friends are good. Just never expect anything more...

I said it before and I'll say it again. Hope will only kill you slowly...

Ah, you dubs.... cynicism isn't always that cool......

I'm always willing to accept those who will stand beside me, but I'm always prepared to rid myself of them or dispose of them should they pose a problem.
I Think That Friends, No Matter How Much They Help You, Always Hurt You More Than Help You.

Actually, friends are good. Just never expect anything more...
you are completly right...friends are the importants beings in the world...
i am proud to have some ... :rolleyes:

Ah, you dubs.... cynicism isn't always that cool......

Meh... who cares? :cool:

Ah, you dubs.... cynicism isn't always that cool......

I despise hope above all else.

Hope is a blind faith based against reason and logic that leads people to ruin. But it all works out because as they fell they were thinking happy thoughts all the way to the bottom.

you are completly right...friends are the importants beings in the world...
i am proud to have some ... :rolleyes:

You can earn friendship... everything else is pure luck :fluffle:

Or bad luck, depends on the situation

you are completly right...friends are the importants beings in the world...
i am proud to have some ... :rolleyes:
Yes. Friends Are Important. It Is Very Important To Remeber To Avoid Them.

I'm supposed to be doing something with my boyfriend.
idk if he'll even bother to arrange soemthing, though he's the kinda of guy who'd love to do something.
+I have to fucking work 7-7 in a florist on Vaneltine's day so I might not even see him and we'll put it off until the 15th/16th.

I'll tell you what's depressing: my boyfriend left for uni in another country a few days ago....... i won't see him for at least 6 months.
so i think that i have reason to be more cynical than the whole lot of you moaners put together. :(

I'll tell you what's depressing: my boyfriend left for uni in another country a few days ago....... i won't see him for at least 6 months.
so i think that i have reason to be more cynical than the whole lot of you moaners put together. :(

Comparing misery? No, I don't think I'll sink that low just now.

I'll tell you what's depressing: my boyfriend left for uni in another country a few days ago....... i won't see him for at least 6 months.
so i think that i have reason to be more cynical than the whole lot of you moaners put together. :(

This is exactly why I don't do relationships anymore.

I despise hope above all else.

Hope is a blind faith based against reason and logic that leads people to ruin. But it all works out because as they fell they were thinking happy thoughts all the way to the bottom.

Ooh, that's very clever,
but we're humans, and don't rely on reason or logic to survive, we rely on emotions.... and hope is more useful than religion anyway.

Ooh, that's very clever,
but we're humans, and don't rely on reason or logic to survive, we rely on emotions.... and hope is more useful than religion anyway.

Animals have emotions as well, or at least what are perceived to be basic emotions. Only the advanced animals have logic.

Mankind does not have fur, we skinned animals to stay warm. *logic*
Mankind does not have claws, we attached a sharpened rock to a stick *logic*
Mankind realizes that a green lumpy rock in the lake is to be avoided *reasoning*

It is the combination of reason and passion that drives mankind to power.

Comparing misery? No, I don't think I'll sink that low just now.

I'm not miserable! you're missing the point.
our relationship was great while i had it. but now he's gone and maybe things will change, i dunno. any-ho, i'm happy in uni. have my friends, my social life...... chocolate.
if, when he comes back, i still love him, then good for me. if i find someone else meanwhile, good for me too!
'half full' and all that, that's what i'm getting at.

Thats right, a whole thread devoted to self-pity, bitterness and malevolence pertaining to Valentines day, for those of us who have either failed, or not bothered. Enjoy.;)Valentine's day? Heck, there's much worse days than that to be unloved.

Animals have emotions as well, or at least what are perceived to be basic emotions. Only the advanced animals have logic.

Mankind does not have fur, we skinned animals to stay warm. *logic*
Mankind does not have claws, we attached a sharpened rock to a stick *logic*
Mankind realizes that a green lumpy rock in the lake is to be avoided *reasoning*

It is the combination of reason and passion that drives mankind to power.

Yeah, but 'unhappiness' due to cold caused us to use our reason,
'anger' and 'fear' of being eaten forced us to make a weapon,
but you're right about the green lumpy rock........

i liked your last sentance. :)

Comparing misery? No, I don't think I'll sink that low just now.
I have a zit on my neck the size of a grape! How's that for suffering?

I have a zit on my neck the size of a grape! How's that for suffering?
http://photobucket.com/albums/e377/Ritlina/?action=view&current=100_1122.jpg How Is This For Suffering?

Wow, acne.

i wonder if there is anything in life more tragic. been there, done that, got the perscription......

Yeah, but 'unhappiness' due to cold caused us to use our reason,
'anger' and 'fear' of being eaten forced us to make a weapon,
but you're right about the green lumpy rock........

i liked your last sentance. :)

If someone in your tour group was attacked by a lion I almost garuntee you wouldn't intervene, and in fact you'd do what you could to get out of there. Assuming you didn't have a gun or weapon. That is reason kicking in again.

Someone name Platonic Reason might appreciate reason contolling the spirit and the appetite :)

I don't really care much about Valentines Day, but I'll join you lot anyway.

Wow, acne. i wonder if there is anything in life more tragic. been there, done that, got the perscription......

I have chronic acute acne. I use Proactiv. Changed my life!
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f39/faceless39/Kate_Coppertop.jpg

V-Day Sux.

V-Day Sux.

join the club!

join the club!

V-Day Sux *ss. What the hell. Couples are just like.. la-la-la, just another day.. except we're a couple ha-ha-ha! And singles are like.. ohhh, man, ANOTHER V-Day and I'm STILL single. It bytes *ss.

V-Day Sux *ss. What the hell. Couples are just like.. la-la-la, just another day.. except we're a couple ha-ha-ha! And singles are like.. ohhh, man, ANOTHER V-Day and I'm STILL single. It bytes *ss.

An admirable summary:)

An admirable summary

It sux. :)

It sux. :)
Yes it does, I HATE it, with more passion than everyone who will make love tomarrow have...combined!

I still have candy and porn gift baskets ready for you guys.....last time I came in here and offered, I was declined. Last chance.....
Aww...you shouldn't have. And I didn't get you anything! hmm...wait...I got an idea.


*puts bow on head*
Happy V-day :fluffle:

It sux. :)

Yeah huh, although my dislike is more bitterness and jealousy than principle

Yeah huh, although my dislike is more bitterness and jealousy than principle

Yeah, it's a bitterness and jealousy thing. It sux that I can let myself get that way. *damn!* :)

Yeah, it's a bitterness and jealousy thing. It sux that I can let myself get that way. *damn!* :)

I know, I swore I wouldn't, but the urge was overwhelming.:)

I've got a date for Valentines - his name is Mr. Jack Daniels and I think I am going to enjoy his company...

I hate the crummy day. If I ever do manage to get a girlfriend (unlikely at the best of times) I am not going to do anything on this corny, cliche of a day. Whats the point in being romantic when you are supposed to be romantic? Romance is all about spontaneity: Valentines Day is anything but spontaneous.

meh, I have already accepted my fate:

http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_2443978.jpg

(i'm 21)

Thats right, a whole thread devoted to self-pity, bitterness and malevolence pertaining to Valentines day, for those of us who have either failed, or not bothered. Enjoy.;)
Who cares? It's just another Tuesday.

Who cares? It's just another Tuesday.

Another Tuesday, another day mankind fails.

Another Tuesday, another day mankind fails.

Tuesday is the bane of human existance.

isnt love biologicly the same as eating lots of chocolate? :fluffle:

Hey, Ritlina Here. Yeah.... Uhh... Jolt Is Taking It's Sweet Little Time Sending Me A Conformation E-mail To My New E-mail Adress.... Soooo I Have To Use This Puppet Nation Until Things Get Straightened Out. Oh, JMC, Sorry About The "Fat" Thing, It's Just You Look Different Than In That Picture Than In All Of The Other Pictures.

Tuesday is the bane of human existance.
Oh...God. I hate Tuesdays; they're even worse than Mondays. At least Mondays you know your week is ahead of you. Tuesday is the day where it's not quite Wednesday but your week has begun.

I demand a petition to remove tuesday and have a 4-day week and a 3-day wekeend! *obligatory gun smilies*
:gundge: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :gundge:

Hey, Ritlina Here. Yeah.... Uhh... Jolt Is Taking It's Sweet Little Time Sending Me A Conformation E-mail To My New E-mail Adress.... Soooo I Have To Use This Puppet Nation Until Things Get Straightened Out. Oh, JMC, Sorry About The "Fat" Thing, It's Just You Look Different Than In That Picture Than In All Of The Other Pictures.

Sure it's not just the hair? I'd like to see that in person....but seems to be a seasonal sort of thing, eh?

*shoots arrows dipped in cupids blood at all the anti-valentine folks*

:mp5: :sniper: :gundge: :mad: :headbang:
I FUCKING DESPISE VALENTINES DAY!
Me and my Girl broke up 2 weeks ago excuse my bitterness.
WORST FUCKING HOLIDAY EVER FUCK VALENTINES DAY!
*takes gun and goes and shooting masacare*

*shoots arrows dipped in cupids blood at all the anti-valentine folks*

Umm...ouch...I don't think it works like that....but I don't mind you haveing killed Cupid....or gotten him to donate blood, whatever.

*shoots arrows dipped in cupids blood at all the anti-valentine folks*
nothing says love like an arrow through the spleen.

P.S. what, my gift wasn't good enough? Fine. We'll try this. *moves bow from head to crotch*

okay, overtired posting is a bad idea people.

nothing says love like an arrow through the spleen.

P.S. what, my gift wasn't good enough? Fine. We'll try this. *moves bow from head to crotch*

okay, overtired posting is a bad idea people.


You just need some candy hearts is all.

You just need some candy hearts is all.

You mean those chalk things?

I hope something terrible happens tommrow like... China starting a war with the U.S. or an Outbreak of a Zombie causing virus like in 28 days later. Something to distract me from my hate... For more information please visit http://spaces.msn.com/anubissokar/
:gundge: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :gundge: :sniper: :mp5:

You just need some candy hearts is all.
like these? (http://www.despair.com/bittersweets.html)

You mean those chalk things?


eww god no...I hate those kind. I like the sweet tart ones.

valentines makes you fat and sad it should be banned!

Im gona lace some chocolates with laxatives and give em out tommorow. :p

like these? (http://www.despair.com/bittersweets.html)


haha....those are great!

:headbang: I should do something for revenge on my ex tommorow... but what?

Thats right, a whole thread devoted to self-pity, bitterness and malevolence pertaining to Valentines day, for those of us who have either failed, or not bothered. Enjoy.;)

Men, check out http://www.nomarriage.com/

This is what you are setting yourselves up for by falling into the VD trap.

Men, check out http://www.nomarriage.com/

This is what you are setting yourselves up for by falling into the VD trap.
What do venereal deseases have to do with anything?

haha....those are great!
I got them for my girlfriend 2 years ago. Perhaps this is why I don't have a girlfriend now.

lol its too late to get those but I sooooo would get em. However I need advice on a good V-day revenge plan.
(not to be confused with V.E. day that is one of my favorite holidays!)

Why do people get so pissed off about valentines day? Oh No! Loads of lonely and desperate girls around, what is a boy to do?

Valentines Day Is A Day To Spread Around The Fake Concept Of Love. Why Devote A Day To Promoting Something That's Fake? It Makes No Sense In My Mind.

Love is the delusion that one woman is different from another :p

Men, the second best way to observe Valentine's Day is to go to a gentlemen's club, where YOU will receive the attention and where you will probably spend less than the $113 average VD bill. The best way to observe Valentine's Day is to dump the ho! Breaking up with her on VD will give her a gift she'll never forget! :D :D :D

What do venereal deseases have to do with anything?

VD = Valentine's Day, Sparky.

Love is the delusion that one woman is different from another

Men, the second best way to observe Valentine's Day is to go to a gentlemen's club, where YOU will receive the attention and where you will probably spend less than the $113 average VD bill. The best way to observe Valentine's Day is to dump the ho! Breaking up with her on VD will give her a gift she'll never forget!
Exactly what I was gona do but the bitch pulled a premptive on me.

VD = Valentine's Day, Sparky.
Thank you for getting the joke. :rolleyes:

lol veneral diseases= Valentines day. ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM! :D I prefer not to though :P

Thank you for getting the joke. :rolleyes:
nothing says "I love you" like the clap.

nothing says "I love you" like the clap.
I dunno... AIDS is pretty close.

I dunno... AIDS is pretty close.
ah yes. the HI fiVe.

No Thank You, I Hate Both. Chocolate = Nasty. GGW = I HATE SLUTS!
You are not welcome in the Armed Republic of Theoretical Physicists.

You are not welcome in the Armed Republic of Theoretical Physicists.
I join your boycott!

Tomorrow, I will be dressing up as Al Capone and carrying around a fake Tommy Gun. Should be fun.

Tomorrow, I will be dressing up as Al Capone and carrying around a fake Tommy Gun. Should be fun.

I give you full permission to shoot me. :mp5:

I give you full permission to shoot me. :mp5:

sure why not.

Ah yes. Valentines day. Reaffirming the fact that beneath this facade of wanting to date women I like lies the cold dead interior of a man oft scorned by the fairer sex. On this day, of all days, I think I can safely say that I hate dating. I hate it. Not the relationship part that is, oh no. That would be nice. No. The dating part where a good 90% of the fucking time is spent trying to impress her while she gives you titbits of affection and attention all because some bullshit. I want to see us as more than friends. Does she? No. Or, I want to go out some time. Does she? Fuck knows, she's too apathetic to give me a goddamn straight motherfucking answer. Or I like her and she doesn't like me back. Fine. Don't rub my fucking face in it by acting like I'm the shit caught in the tread of your boot. I had to work up some fucking courage to speak to you, to ask your name, to try to date you because I like you, whatever. Don't snub me with the most pathetic excuse, or lead me on for ages for some sadistic fucking reason unbeknownst to me. We could be good, and you don't want to give it a fucking chance because, oh look, a better offer has come along whilst we're sort of dating, or some crappy reason. At times I hate myself for this. At times I hate the entire fucking female gender for being so unfathomably mystifying for no apparent reason. At times, much like this Saturday, I get really drunk and end up punching a wall and almost shatering my fucking hand just because I do not understand. Make it easier. Talk to me like an equal, or at least a person. If you're interested, show it better. Talk to me, for fucks sake.

Sadly, I now know a little bit where PM was some time ago. I should also probably stop drinking so much with the guys. Heh. Start drinking with the girls instead.

Yikes Tribesy! Come drink with me and we will talk about the days of the Kazoo.:fluffle: Sorry youve got crap going on:( ....and please dont smash your hands/feet/legs/head.

Yikes Tribesy! Come drink with me and we will talk about the days of the Kazoo.:fluffle: Sorry youve got crap going on:( ....and please dont smash your hands/feet/legs/head.
Heh, it just reaffirmed that I punch like a tool when drunk. I fucked up the knuckles on my little finger and the one next to it. And, unless tomorrow night goes amazingly well, I may just take you up on that drink.

Ah yes. Valentines day. Reaffirming the fact that beneath this facade of wanting to date women I like lies the cold dead interior of a man oft scorned by the fairer sex. On this day, of all days, I think I can safely say that I hate dating. I hate it. Not the relationship part that is, oh no. That would be nice. No. The dating part where a good 90% of the fucking time is spent trying to impress her while she gives you titbits of affection and attention all because some bullshit. I want to see us as more than friends. Does she? No. Or, I want to go out some time. Does she? Fuck knows, she's too apathetic to give me a goddamn straight motherfucking answer. Or I like her and she doesn't like me back. Fine. Don't rub my fucking face in it by acting like I'm the shit caught in the tread of your boot. I had to work up some fucking courage to speak to you, to ask your name, to try to date you because I like you, whatever. Don't snub me with the most pathetic excuse, or lead me on for ages for some sadistic fucking reason unbeknownst to me. We could be good, and you don't want to give it a fucking chance because, oh look, a better offer has come along whilst we're sort of dating, or some crappy reason. At times I hate myself for this. At times I hate the entire fucking female gender for being so unfathomably mystifying for no apparent reason. At times, much like this Saturday, I get really drunk and end up punching a wall and almost shatering my fucking hand just because I do not understand. Make it easier. Talk to me like an equal, or at least a person. If you're interested, show it better. Talk to me, for fucks sake.

Sadly, I now know a little bit where PM was some time ago. I should also probably stop drinking so much with the guys. Heh. Start drinking with the girls instead.

youch. Next beer is on me, bud. Sounds like you deserve it.

hell, make that the next dozen or so. And maybe hit a strip joint and get you a lap dance.

youch. Next beer is on me, bud. Sounds like you deserve it.

hell, make that the next dozen or so. And maybe hit a strip joint and get you a lap dance.
Is it a bad sign that a couple of my flatmates offered to take me along to the local brothel?

Heh, it just reaffirmed that I punch like a tool when drunk. I fucked up the knuckles on my little finger and the one next to it. And, unless tomorrow night goes amazingly well, I may just take you up on that drink.


I am wishing you loads of luck from afar for tomorrow night:) . You should let me know how it goes in any case.


youch. Next beer is on me, bud. Sounds like you deserve it.

hell, make that the next dozen or so. And maybe hit a strip joint and get you a lap dance.

It will have to be a dozen or so, Tribes can drink most rugby teams completely under the table. :eek:

Sign me up. Haven't had a Valentine in 3 years. Told a girl I had feelings for her yesterday. Obviously this is going to be another year without a Valentine. JUST GREAT!

Is it a bad sign that a couple of my flatmates offered to take me along to the local brothel?
nah, not at all. Well, maybe speaking on the state of affairs it is, but hey, it shows some love...lol

Sign me up. Haven't had a Valentine in 3 years. Told a girl I had feelings for her yesterday. Obviously this is going to be another year without a Valentine. JUST GREAT!
I was lucky enough to receive a "sorry, I'm already seeing someone".

I was lucky enough to receive a "sorry, I'm already seeing someone".

well that's not so bad.

Better than a, "are you fucking serious? <raise eyebrow> <walk away>"

:)

I was lucky enough to receive a "sorry, I'm already seeing someone".
you too?:fluffle: , from one rejected guy to another.

I'm working on holding back on the bitterness. I think I'm doing pretty well. And if anyone says differently, they can join the bitc.....um...I mean...

Look! a green dog!

*flees*

Valentines Day sucks.

I plan to spend the day as I always do. Getting drunk and loudly mocking all the happy couples. (One year I announced I was starting a "Guess How Long They'll Last" pool)

I was lucky enough to receive a "sorry, I'm already seeing someone".


Ever get a "if I didn't already have a boyfriend, I'd be dating you"?

well sort of, it was a mutal thing were if we happen to not be dating at the same time we would go out. But we are good friends none the less.

Ever get a "if I didn't already have a boyfriend, I'd be dating you"?
Man, that's cold.
Did she really think that was going to make you feel better?


Or was she really trying to pysch you into killing her b/f for her? I've seen movies where that's happened.

Ever get a "if I didn't already have a boyfriend, I'd be dating you"?
Yes. That is right up there with "I don't want to ruin our friendship":mad:

This really is one of the most ridiculous days of the year...
It's a time of year that really highlights loneliness, I think. People scramble about for a date for this completely commercialized "show her how much you care, and line our pockets with your money, sucker!" day. If they don't get a date, they feel bad, thinking everyone else is enjoying wonderful dates. If they do get a date, they spend far too much money on overpriced EVERYTHING in a rather sad attempt to impress their date.

I must be one of the luckiest guys in the world to have a S.O. who hates V-Day as much as I do.
I'd suggest trying to find someone (Or don't even try! Just let it happen!) ANY other day of the year. Treat them well all year round, and realize the shallow commercialism of this one day, and ignore it.
As my fiancee said, "It's a stupid day where highschool girls get all worked up because either their date didn't do enough, or did do enough, and they have to gossip about it with all the people in the world who will listen."
:rolleyes:
Give me EASTER! Mmmm... Cadbury Cream Eggs... *drool* ;)

Ever get a "if I didn't already have a boyfriend, I'd be dating you"?

Actually, I think I did get that once... from the first girl I ever asked out, no less. :headbang:

Regardless, tally one more for the reject thread. I got hit by Tarhalindur's Rule* not half an hour ago... but then, that's not an uncommon occurrence at my current, socially impaired school. To illustrate, here are some quotes from this month's edition of my school's newspaper:

"Another year of single-ness. Um, strawberry and creme kisses."
"Singles Awareness Day."
"Making single people feel bad and depressed."
"Another year without anyone."
"Nothing."
"[Valentine's Day] Means that three months ago the birth rate increased."
"My goldfish Terry, thanks for always being there for me. There's nothing like a lifeless, stupid fish staring at you with glazed eyes behind a fish tank to remind you that you will never have consensual physical contact with a woman. Happy Valentine's Day, buddy."

---------------

*Tarhalindur's Rule: Anyone who Tarhalindur is remotely interested in is either a) already taken or b) simply not interested (for a reason other than a). (One exception noted to date, though said person is no longer an exception.)

-Note that Tarhalindur is my other main Internet persona.

Yes. That is right up there with "I don't want to ruin our friendship":mad:

Nah, it ain't that cold, especially if it could be serious - I mean if you are good friends to begin with. I believe I've saved a great friendship by not trying to take the realationship further (and I'm glad I didn't - in retrospect I see that we wouldn't have made a good couple, but we make great friends), and I've also ruined a good friendship by going down this road once, not too long ago... It didn't work out, and we've hardly spoken since. Still makes me sad :(

Valentines day? I say 'Bah humbug!'
But I liked this one:
http://www.userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/06feb/uf008814.gif

BTW: Check out todays edition of Uncyclopedia... (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page) (not for the easily depressed...)
With positive topics about Valentine, like the fast fact:
Today sucks because:
February 14: Nausea Day
* 269 AD - St Valentinius is castrated, horsewhipped and disembowelled. 1500 years later, this day is celebrated through romance.

wonderful, a place to wallow in my self-loathing

why isn't there any girl single between the ages of 14 and 16 who does NS?
and posts in General?

hmm. this gives me an idea. . .

;)

I'm 15... and single... but I live in Australia...

Oh yeah... and female:D

As for my Valentine's Day... *yawns* yep that's bout it. It was just like every other day... except for me being able to me all like "Aww thats so sweet" to some of my friends gifts for one another. That was fun:)

You are not welcome in the Armed Republic of Theoretical Physicists.

Boycott joined

valentines doesnt bother me, im satisfied with my own company.

I'm 15... and single... but I live in Australia...
You probably ought to mention also that part about being uninterested in sex until after marriage. It could be important. :p

Anyway, here in the USA, today is the fourteenth. And so far, nothing at all has happened, except for about three or four people I blew up for talking to me. You know, the usual.

I woke up and was sick. This made me quite pleased. Now I don't have to see all those couples in school. Best day ever to be sick on.

I only have one class today so I can sit in my room all alone on V-day :p

Around 1 I have to run to the weightroom and do my workout but I'm sure I'll include a few minutes on the punching bag.

Don't worry. The Hoff loves you all :)

http://aftergrogblog.blogs.com/agb/images/Hoffy_Valentines_Day.jpg

Men, check out http://www.nomarriage.com/

This is what you are setting yourselves up for by falling into the VD trap.
Hell yeah! Bookmarked! :D

Anyhoo......

V-day sucks.

*Arms nuclear warhead*

*nukes valentine's day*

Nah, marriage is useful for power, especially political. But that's about it.

isnt love biologicly the same as eating lots of chocolate?
No. Love boosts seratonin levels rather more than chocolate does.

Tuesday is the bane of human existance.
Tuesday is possibly my favourite day of the week. Things are a bit slow on Monday, but by Tuesday you're really getting into the week's work.

Nah, it ain't that cold, especially if it could be serious - I mean if you are good friends to begin with. I believe I've saved a great friendship by not trying to take the realationship further (and I'm glad I didn't - in retrospect I see that we wouldn't have made a good couple, but we make great friends), and I've also ruined a good friendship by going down this road once, not too long ago... It didn't work out, and we've hardly spoken since. Still makes me sad :(
good friendships have been the leadin to my best relationships. And as long as nothing tragic happens at the breakup (fucking cheating whore. [sorry, natural reaction]) then I keep the friendships and they usually end up better.

ok, i may be depressed, but there's always blind hope!

so, if you're feeling depressed/alone/mad at the hypocrisy of V-Day, maybe you can find someone of similar persuasion!

enjoy!

poll coming (maybe some help ;) )


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good friendships have been the leadin to my best relationships. And as long as nothing tragic happens at the breakup (fucking cheating whore. [sorry, natural reaction]) then I keep the friendships and they usually end up better.
I believe that a good friendship can be a solid foundation upon which you can build a relationship - I've known it to happen (mostly to others :) ) - but I also believe that not wanting to ruin the friendship is a valid concern, particularly if he/she doesn't feel the same way you obviously do, but don't want to do anything to alienate you. Or would you prefer a different response? If so, do you have a suggestion?
*curious as to what you would do in such a situation*

I'm 15... and single... but I live in Australia...

so?!?!??!?!?!?

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA[SLAP]

alright, alright, a simple response would do
coughantikytheracough

I'm working on holding back on the bitterness. I think I'm doing pretty well. And if anyone says differently, they can join the bitc.....um...I mean...
Hey, you must be doing pretty well if you put up with me and Huw :p
It would be rather cruel to say that I just had the most wonderful day with him in this thread wouldn't it?

It would be rather cruel to say that I just had the most wonderful day with him in this thread wouldn't it?


BOOOOOOOOOO!
:mad:

This thread sux almost as much as V-Day. :D

BOOOOOOOOOO!
:mad:
Hey - it was in white text so that means I didn't officially say it.

...

peut-être, juste peut-être, un parfait
bumpitybumpbumpitybumpbumpitybump

Hey, you must be doing pretty well if you put up with me and Huw :p
It would be rather cruel to say that I just had the most wonderful day with him in this thread wouldn't it?
:gundge: :gundge: :gundge: :gundge: :gundge: :gundge:

:mad: :mad: :mad:

God, that felt good....

:gundge: :gundge: :gundge: :gundge: :gundge: :gundge:

:mad: :mad: :mad:

God, that felt good....
:eek: I feel like I should be screaming and running right now....

But - Me and Huw offer hope for all those people who are lonely. We found each other and I never thought I could feel as good as I do. The same can happen to any of you.

But - Me and Huw offer hope for all those people who are lonely. We found each other and I never thought I could feel as good as I do. The same can happen to any of you.

Hope is for people who like sticking their head in the sand and thinking happy happy thoughts. It'll only be so long before someone sneaks up and kicks ya in the ass.

I hate being bound by the restrictions and wants of another, it really pisses me off. Relationships for me = futility.

:eek: I feel like I should be screaming and running right now....

But - Me and Huw offer hope for all those people who are lonely. We found each other and I never thought I could feel as good as I do. The same can happen to any of you.
I only posted that to get attention, to have hot horny goth chicks rushing to save me from my plight and carry me off the bedroom for a grand old time. :D

Sorry, BTW. :fluffle:

Sadly though, I don't see that happening until I'm..... 90 years old. :(

No Thank You, I Hate Both. Chocolate = Nasty. GGW = I HATE SLUTS!

Same here!

Hope is for people who like sticking their head in the sand and thinking happy happy thoughts. It'll only be so long before someone sneaks up and kicks ya in the ass.
I"m inclined to agree.

Same here!

Memo to self: The (not so) big list.

Hoodies: Yes
Chocolate: No
Braces: Yes
Porn: No
~~~~


I'll have to do a bit of research, fill up the list...

I"m inclined to agree.

Eh, better than a pre-emptive self-induced ass-kicking.

Eh, better than a pre-emptive self-induced ass-kicking.

Kicking other people in the ass is so much better.

*kicks V-day in the ass*

Better? :D

*kicks V-day in the ass*

Better? :D

*Sean Connery Voice*

Thata boy.

But - Me and Huw offer hope for all those people who are lonely. We found each other and I never thought I could feel as good as I do. The same can happen to any of you...
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ooh, ooh, ooh, ooooooooh

sign me up
(i [might] need it)

if this does not broadcast desperation, nothing does

Hey, you must be doing pretty well if you put up with me and Huw :p
It would be rather cruel to say that I just had the most wonderful day with him in this thread wouldn't it?
haha...well, how often does a cute girl date the love child of John Lennon and Jesus.
but nah, you two are too cool for me to get annoyed at. And yes, that would be cruel:mp5: ;)
My first gun smiley. I don't know if that is good or bad.:confused:

but seriously...glad you two had a great first date.

wonderful, a place to wallow in my self-loathing

why isn't there any girl single between the ages of 14 and 16 who does NS?
and posts in General?

hmm. this gives me an idea. . .

;)


ah, but there is! im just that tad delayed in posting
so im assuming ur one of the two 14-16 males

"Hoping to fashion a mirror, the lover polishes the face of her love, producing a skull."

--John Updike

Happy VD.

fleckenstein, where are you in rl?
me? im in sydney, and also quite depressed about valentines day...
theres a sob story about that

haha...well, how often does a cute girl date the love child of John Lennon and Jesus.
but nah, you two are too cool for me to get annoyed at. And yes, that would be cruel:mp5: ;)
My first gun smiley. I don't know if that is good or bad.:confused:

but seriously...glad you two had a great first date.
hahaha :P
cool? even with my badge saying "world's most wonderful valentine"? okay, don't blame huw - he didn't expect me to seriously wear it
bad - very bad. i personally have a clean record of gun, headbanging and gunge smilies think i make up for it with fluffles instead
thanks :fluffle:

-snip-
lol! :P

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lol! :p

you can put a pic of me on the back saying "i endorse this product. it is definatley worth $59.95. oh yeah." ;)


Hey, you must be doing pretty well if you put up with me and Huw :p
It would be rather cruel to say that I just had the most wonderful day with him in this thread wouldn't it?
i don't mind you saying it... :fluffle: :D

*invades thread* :P

Whoops, just realised I voted 14-16 single female. That should've been male. But yeah - another V-day goes by and, oh look, I have no-one to share it with :(

Hehe, but to lighten the mood a bit, there's something of a novelty - I mean normally internet people would insist that they're actually a 16 year old girl. Hehe, if only I'd voted 30+ female, that would've been crazy :D

The same can happen to any of you.



Not to me, it can't. And please don't say "As long as you believe that, it never will". I contend that it never will whether I believe that or not.

lol! :p
you can put a pic of me on the back saying "i endorse this product. it is definatley worth $59.95. oh yeah." ;)
Yay! That's it then, we've got a bestseller on our hands here! :D

Not to me, it can't. And please don't say "As long as you believe that, it never will". I contend that it never will whether I believe that or not.
I'd be stupid to say that considering I didn't believe it'd happen to me and then it did.

Why can't it happen to you?

i don't mind you saying it... :fluffle: :D

*invades thread* :P
I got shot at for saying it :eek: :p :fluffle:
waaaay ahead of you on the invading front :P

Try my Valentines Day rejection plan:

- Aquire large quantities of alchoholic beverages
- Unseal them, and consume rapidly
- Stagger home and vomit indesciminatly
- Wake up chained to anchor house of Greek merchant ship

Come to think of it, that's quite similar to my un-rejected plan...

hahaha :P
cool? even with my badge saying "world's most wonderful valentine"? okay, don't blame huw - he didn't expect me to seriously wear it
bad - very bad. i personally have a clean record of gun, headbanging and gunge smilies think i make up for it with fluffles instead

ahaha....I'm even more glad that you wore it.

and to make up for shooting at you, a Brigade of Fluffles (tm)::fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

cool? even with my badge saying "world's most wonderful valentine"? okay, don't blame huw - he didn't expect me to seriously wear it
the badge was right you know :fluffle: :fluffle:
and i was surprised, but pleased you did wear it :P
*catching up on thread invasion*

I love how people in "wonderful" relationships come into the Valentine's Day Rejection Thread spouting off.

It's like walking by a bunch of homeless people eating a sandwhich and then telling them how great it is. Fortunately I know that sandwhich tastes like shit so I just start laughing.

I'm enjoying the bachelor's life! Plus I also get the last laugh because my credit card won't be heaving with the strain of an expensive meal, chocolates and a massive bunch of flowers.

I love how people in "wonderful" relationships come into the Valentine's Day Rejection Thread spouting off.

It's like walking by a bunch of homeless people eating a sandwhich and then telling them how great it is. Fortunately I know that sandwhich tastes like shit so I just start laughing.
*shrugs*

this is why i called it a "thread invasion"... happy people invading a thread to try and spread the love ;)

*shrugs*

this is why i called it a "thread invasion"... happy people invading a thread to try and spread the love ;)

I have enough cynicism and bitterness to fight off an army of loving couples. *unseathes the mighty sword of bachelorhood*

I have enough cynicism and bitterness to fight off an army of loving couples. *unseathes the mighty sword of bachelorhood*
:eek: My... That sure is a 'mighty sword' you've got there...

But... Oh no! The invasion has begun! Run away, run away!
*runs away*

*shrugs*

this is why i called it a "thread invasion"... happy people invading a thread to try and spread the love ;)
You BASTARD. :(

At midnight I was in a club with several friends. There was a girl I knew there who I like 'cause she's fucking nuts. I set off to find her (quite drunk) to give her a valentines kiss which, hopefully, might have led somewhere. I found her. Drunk. Sucking face with someone I know.

Valentines day sucks.

Just some random fun for you all...this used to appear every year in my high school, crappy grammar and all. Take it at face value and know that there are couples out there who fight the dirty fight for singles. ;)

Singles
Awareness
Day
(better known as Valentine’s Day)

That’s right, there are single people out there. Its not the kind of life for everyone. Loneliness, solitude, multitude of cats are just some of the symptoms. We can’t all have Saturday night dates. We can’t all receive an unexpected dozen roses or a box of chocolates form a beloved. That’s the way the world works. Being single isn’t all bad. You never have to fight over which movie to go see. Single people are not tied down. They have the freedom to flirt whenever and with whomever they want to. Vegging out is an expected and wonderful choice of pastime. Plus, you never have to worry about those embarrassing hickeys. This life is a difficult one, and not for the faint of heart.

Be sure to hug a single person today.


Happy Ordinary Wednesday!

ahaha....I'm even more glad that you wore it.

and to make up for shooting at you, a Brigade of Fluffles (tm)::fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
I suppose you'll be disappointed my friend convinced me not to buy the heart-shaped balloons? :P

I'm honoured, truly I am :fluffle: :fluffle:

the badge was right you know :fluffle: :fluffle:
and i was surprised, but pleased you did wear it :P
*catching up on thread invasion*
:fluffle: it would have been if you'd been wearing it - so smooth... :P
heh - I have no shame :P well, not with soppy stuff

You BASTARD. :(

At midnight I was in a club with several friends. There was a girl I knew there who I like 'cause she's fucking nuts. I set off to find her (quite drunk) to give her a valentines kiss which, hopefully, might have led somewhere. I found her. Drunk. Sucking face with someone I know.

Valentines day sucks.
aww man, I'm sorry. I'll make good on my promise. Have a few dozen beers. On me.

You BASTARD. :(

At midnight I was in a club with several friends. There was a girl I knew there who I like 'cause she's fucking nuts. I set off to find her (quite drunk) to give her a valentines kiss which, hopefully, might have led somewhere. I found her. Drunk. Sucking face with someone I know.

Valentines day sucks.
awww :(
well... have booze tonight and try to forget about it. wank some, too *nods*

but, see, this is why clubs suck... meeting chicks on the internet is way better ;) :p



:fluffle: it would have been if you'd been wearing it - so smooth... :P
heh - I have no shame :P well, not with soppy stuff

awwww :fluffle:
and that was almost *too* smooth :p :p

Singles
Awareness
Day
(better known as Valentine’s Day)

Be sure to hug a single person today.



Time to deploy the fast action relationship team.

or SWAT. (Swingers Without Any Testicles)

Be sure to laugh at these castrated males on sight.

hey i just thought of something wrong with this poll
im 16, but nearly 17, should i have voted in the 16-19 female bit? coz i voted in the 14-16 female bit... damn ah well
either way it looks like im the only one

*shrugs*

this is why i called it a "thread invasion"... happy people invading a thread to try and spread the love ;)
Not on MY watch! :mad:

*retaliates*

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You probably ought to mention also that part about being uninterested in sex until after marriage. It could be important. :p

Anyway, here in the USA, today is the fourteenth. And so far, nothing at all has happened, except for about three or four people I blew up for talking to me. You know, the usual.

hmm yeah maybe...:D

I can't remember what happened on Tuesday but it probably sucked.