NationStates Jolt Archive

Well, it's 6:06AM in East Lansing right now. And I just pulled an all nighter for no apparent reason. Sure, I did useful things. I researched the Soviet national anthem for a group project. And I did a little posting. And I even masturbated. But that still doesn't tell me why I did what I did.

I need coffee.

sleep..


sleeeeeep....


sleeeeeeeeeeepppp............
















NOW!!!

You have no idea...

Besides, I have class in 2 hours. I'll just be more tired for that if I sleep now.

You have no idea...

Besides, I have class in 2 hours. I'll just be more tired for that if I sleep now.

Don't sleep. Eat lots of sugar for breakfast and have some really strong coffee.... you'll find class today to be almost an out-of-body-experience...

Don't sleep. Eat lots of sugar for breakfast and have some really strong coffee.... you'll find class today to be almost an out-of-body-experience...

Sweet. Like death, without the dying thing.

Sweet. Like death, without the dying thing.

When you come back, tell us what god's like. Or rather, the gods... ;)

Sleeping is giving in, no matter what the time is!
Sleeping is giving in, so lift those heavy eyelids!
People say that you'll die faster than without water...
But we know it's just a lie! Scare your sons, scare your daughters!
http://www.arcadefire.net/photos/file/posters/1/37848.jpg

When you come back, tell us what god's like. Or rather, the gods... ;)

Sure. I'll get a Polaroid.

get yourself some ecstacy ;)
lectures definatley will be more fun :P (maybe not an out of body experience but fun :D)

Sure. I'll get a Polaroid.

Oh, and don't forget to tell Leonardo da Vinci about that crappy book that's been written about him :D

get yourself some ecstacy ;)
lectures definatley will be more fun :P (maybe not an out of body experience but fun :D)

I'll just take out of body. I don't need no drugs.

And I did a little posting.

Welcome to the next stage of NS addiction. That’s where you start skipping so-called "important" things like food, water and sleep in order to stay on.

Welcome to the next stage of NS addiction. That’s where you start skipping so-called important things like food, water and sleep in order to stay on.
What comes after that?

What comes after that?

Posters tend to vanish suddenly after that.

Why? Why?! Because it's NS General that's why! It owns your soul. In fact, it pwns your soul. Be afraid, be very afraid, 'coz it's not gonna give it back.

Well, it's 6:06AM in East Lansing right now. And I just pulled an all nighter for no apparent reason. Sure, I did useful things. I researched the Soviet national anthem for a group project. And I did a little posting. And I even masturbated. But that still doesn't tell me why I did what I did.

I need coffee.

Wait, you mention masterbation as if it were a rare thing...

You poor son of a bitch.

Why? Why?! Because it's NS General that's why! It owns your soul. In fact, it pwns your soul. Be afraid, be very afraid, 'coz it's not gonna give it back.
that's ok, i really don't need it. it helps me not with my coding. or drinking, for that matter :p

Canada City']Wait, you mention masterbation as if it were a rare thing...

You poor son of a bitch.
that or he's a lucky bitch and gets laid alot :p

that's ok, i really don't need it. it helps me not with my coding. or drinking, for that matter :p

*Shrug* Fair enough - I never said you needed it, but just remember, if ever there comes a time when you want it back - remember my words then, because you will eb truly screwed :D

*Shrug* Fair enough - I never said you needed it, but just remember, if ever there comes a time when you want it back - remember my words then, because you will eb truly screwed :D
if i was getting screwed then i wouldn't be on NS :p

Nice way to start a monday morning, I always say..

if i was getting screwed then i wouldn't be on NS :p

Unless it's really bad. :D

Unless it's really bad. :D
it can be that bad :eek:

Well, it's 6:06AM in East Lansing right now. And I just pulled an all nighter for no apparent reason. Sure, I did useful things. I researched the Soviet national anthem for a group project. And I did a little posting. And I even masturbated. But that still doesn't tell me why I did what I did.
Just keep reminding yourself when you're at class that you've already masturbated. Sleep deprivation can do funny things to your memory and last thing you want to do is knock one out in the middle of a class.

it can be that bad :eek:
what if it was with Margaret Thatcher?

what if it was with Margaret Thatcher?
i'd rather not have that image in my mind. i really doubt i'd do that

Why? Why?! Because it's NS General that's why! It owns your soul. In fact, it pwns your soul. Be afraid, be very afraid, 'coz it's not gonna give it back.
NS Gerneral hasn't stolen your soul, as NSG doesn't believe in private property rights. NSG has instead procured your soul from your selfish hands and is sharing it with the masses, who need it a lot more than you do.

The hardest part of an all nighter is between 7a.m. and 11a.m. the next morning, if you can survive that time period you're good for the rest of the day. Showering and coffee may work temporaily but in the long run they'll kill ya. Eating a nice breakfast and drinking some OJ is wise in this situation..maybe masturbating again too. *shrugs*

I pulled a no-reason all nighter not too long ago, maybe a month or so that I just couldn't sleep and instead of spending the whole night tossing and turning, I just decided to stay up.

Anyway, the hardest part for me is a bit after lunch, between 1 and 3. I just feel zombified, not entirely there at all. Then the machinery starts revving up again and from 3-5 is just complete exhilaration.

Then I go to sleep at around 8.

Why the hell did I decide to pull an all-nighter?


And I even masturbated.


Henceforth let 'pulling an all-nighter' be used on NSGeneral as the only acceptable euphemism for masturbation.