NationStates Jolt Archive

I have done, but not proud of, the following:
Underage drinking-4 times (3 of the times really were not my fault)
Usage of Illegal Substance-2 times
Various traffic violations- too many to count
Drive by shooting- once(it was with a pellet gun
Fighting-once
TPing- many times (yes it is actually illegal at home to do that)


Thats all i can really think of right now..Like i said I regret most of them...except the drive by.. That was quite fun...

But anywho, what have you done illegal??




**note this thread does not condone or endorse any actions listed**

But anywho, what have you done illegal??


Loose lips sink ships.


Hush now.

Loose lips sink ships. Hush now.

Really. I've done plenty, and continue to do plenty. But what that is will remain my little secret.

Scaredy cats:p

Stole from my parents. Mostly loose change. Also a few scuffles and destruction and vandalism of property.

Conspiracy to commit high treason against this holy and Christian land...

*blinks*

...What?

Am I protected by the 5th Amendment here?

*Takes notes and creates a file named "Blackmail"*

But anywho, what have you done illegal??
I personally sacked Constantinople.


...what? Rome had already been sacked the week before.

Let me speak to my lawer first. ( hits speed dial )

I have been advised to remain silent.

Haha guys..Ok seriously, i think everyone is ok on this forum. I don't think that the police are watching this thread...Wait! NO! let go go of me! -is tasered by the FUZZ-

Haha guys..Ok seriously, i think everyone is ok on this forum. I don't think that the police are watching this thread...Wait! NO! let go go of me! -is tasered by the FUZZ-

Silly man...I AM THE FUZZ!!! :sniper:

No comment.

No convictions. I'm perfectly innocent. :D

Fighting: 12 times
Use of a Deadly Weapon (stretching): 1
Attempted Murder (stretched): 1
Underaged Drinking: 3
Conspiracy: 1
Destruction of Public and Private property: maybe 4
Assualt: 4 times

That's all I can think of right now.

Once put a pack of gum in my pocket and forgot to pay. Sometimes I have a little alcohol before going to bed, and I'm underage...that's it I guess.

Fighting: 12 times
Use of a Deadly Weapon (stretching): 1
Attempted Murder (stretched): 1
Underaged Drinking: 3
Conspiracy: 1
Destruction of Public and Private property: maybe 4
Assualt: 4 times

That's all I can think of right now.


let me guess.. this was all in one night? :p

Conspiracy and attempted murder eh? i think i'll be staying away from you :p

If the road is empty, I tend to.....jaywalk !:eek:

I have also downloaded music of my native language during my college days. I have stopped it now since I am now employed and could afford to buy what I like.

Can't think of anything else. I live a boring life, I guess.:(

Once put a pack of gum in my pocket and forgot to pay. .

You did see "My Cousin Vinny" didnt you? :eek:

let me guess.. this was all in one night? :p

Conspiracy and attempted murder eh? i think i'll be staying away from you :p

Actually I was never arrested so techniquely I'm innocent, but if beating someone with a shard of a broken bathroom sink is attempted murder...

:P

Well I jaywalk sometimes...

Fighting: 12 times
Use of a Deadly Weapon (stretching): 1
Attempted Murder (stretched): 1
Underaged Drinking: 3
Conspiracy: 1
Destruction of Public and Private property: maybe 4
Assualt: 4 times

That's all I can think of right now.

Any convictions?

Any convictions?

Nope :D

Nope :D


Just like me...Always escaping the grasp of the law...

Once put a pack of gum in my pocket and forgot to pay. Sometimes I have a little alcohol before going to bed, and I'm underage...that's it I guess.
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!11!!!!11!!11!!!11!!!!1!!!1!
I once "accidentally" put some rather expensive products in my car and forgot to pay for it after the company I worked for went out of business (thanks walmart :mad:)

I have done, but not proud of, the following:
Underage drinking-4 times (3 of the times really were not my fault)
*blinks*

huh?

How do you accidentally drink underage?

*blinks*

huh?

How do you accidentally drink underage?


Well once, i was 8 and my neighbors had a keg..A drunk told me it was rootbeer, and i chugged a bunch down...then i drank some beer once when i was 5...i thought it was a coke in a bottle....and then at my dad's second wedding i was mistakingly given some hard liquor.....i forget what type it was...but it made me sick. The last time I drank was in november. When i chugged a whole bottle of smirnoff down in like 30 secs...it impressed a really hot/trashy/slutty college girl :D

A lot of small theft (nothing worth more than a few hundred dollars at a time) and a few fights. I suppose that, since one of those fights involved a pretty big knife, I have some assault with a deadly weapon as well.
However, I've never done anything stupid enough to get caught, nor have I ever robbed/hurt/scared anyone enough that they would try and track me down, so I should have a "clean" record. YAY!

Well once, i was 8 and my neighbors had a keg..A drunk told me it was rootbeer, and i chugged a bunch down...then i drank some beer once when i was 5...i thought it was a coke in a bottle....and then at my dad's second wedding i was mistakingly given some hard liquor.....i forget what type it was...but it made me sick. The last time I drank was in november. When i chugged a whole bottle of smirnoff down in like 30 secs...it impressed a really hot/trashy/slutty college girl :D

Is drinking underage illegal where you are?

A lot of small theft (nothing worth more than a few hundred dollars at a time) and a few fights. I suppose that, since one of those fights involved a pretty big knife, I have some assault with a deadly weapon as well.
However, I've never done anything stupid enough to get caught, nor have I ever robbed/hurt/scared anyone enough that they would try and track me down, so I should have a "clean" record. YAY!


:O you evil,evil...but wise... person :p

Is drinking underage illegal where you are?


Well it is america..So i assume so....

Underage drinking: to many times to count.
Traffic Violations: to many times to count.
Vandalism: to many times to count. TPing, skateboarding (I guess some stores consider it vandalism to use their rails)
Pirated enough music and movies to fill up a hard drive or two.
Helped make numerous drug deals.

Only got one speeding ticket.

Well it is america..So i assume so....

Weird :confused:

You did see "My Cousin Vinny" didnt you? :eek:
Yeah, but not in a while, so I don't remember that part. Oh, I gforgot to add Jaywalking, but in New York it's practically a crime NOT to.

Weird :confused:


whats wierd?

But anywho, what have you done illegal??
Shoplifting
A life-time ago

I got a huge speeding ticket... for doing 68 on the highway while being passed by a truck. And then I had to go to court to keep my driver's license. Sound crazy? Yes, well it was about 2 miles from where it switched from 55 to 65 mph limit, and the cop said it was in an "active work zone". I mean, yes, I was doing 68, I guess. There were no work zone signs or anything (they admitted that) but only a truck by the side of the road and a few guys wearing orange. Apparently that makes it a work zone for some miles either side of it. And they'd just passed a law that made huge fines and suspensions for speeding by anything over 11 mph in a work zone. And I was out of state.

Before that, I was 100% on the side of the cops. Since then... maybe not.

Underage drinking: only about a dozen time, don't drink at all anymore.
I've been continuosly in possession of cannabis for the past couple of years.
I've had a wide variety of other illegal drugs in my possession from time to time; presently LSD.
I was once arrested (only time ever arrested) for selling dextroamphetamine; but I was a minor at the time and did not serve any jail time.

I got a huge speeding ticket... for doing 68 on the highway while being passed by a truck. And then I had to go to court to keep my driver's license. Sound crazy? Yes, well it was about 2 miles from where it switched from 55 to 65 mph limit, and the cop said it was in an "active work zone". I mean, yes, I was doing 68, I guess. There were no work zone signs or anything (they admitted that) but only a truck by the side of the road and a few guys wearing orange. Apparently that makes it a work zone for some miles either side of it. And they'd just passed a law that made huge fines and suspensions for speeding by anything over 11 mph in a work zone. And I was out of state.

Before that, I was 100% on the side of the cops. Since then... maybe not.
*pshaw* it's not like those guys wearing *orange* (Orange, for cyring out loud!) actually deserve some safe speed from the vehicles passing their work site.

Maybe jaywalking. But everyone does that. I can't drive yet, so I can't say I've committed any traffic offenses either.

Before that, I was 100% on the side of the cops. Since then... maybe not.

Why? Cops don't make such laws. Politicians accepting bribes from insurance companies do.

*pshaw* it's not like those guys wearing *orange* (Orange, for cyring out loud!) actually deserve some safe speed from the vehicles passing their work site.

Yes, well I always *ALWAYS* slow down to the posted speed limits for marked work zones. I figure they're not necessarily the brightest people who work on road crews, and I want time to react to anything that comes up. But there was no warning, and they were well away from the roadway (up an embankment and probably 20 feet back) so I just slowed down and moved over as I passed their area, and moved back and went back to normal after I was by.

Why? Cops don't make such laws. Politicians accepting bribes from insurance companies do.

Good point, but the cop in question was nice enough, but really condescending, and didn't want to listen to me.

The only other time I'd been in court was to testify for the police about an accident I'd witnessed where nobody was willing to admit being the (drunk) driver. Apparently they were insisting the car was driving all by itself.

Yes, well I always *ALWAYS* slow down to the posted speed limits for marked work zones. I figure they're not necessarily the brightest people who work on road crews, and I want time to react to anything that comes up. But there was no warning, and they were well away from the roadway (up an embankment and probably 20 feet back) so I just slowed down and moved over as I passed their area, and moved back and went back to normal after I was by.
Ahh, I see. Only fools take a job in road construction and maintenance. Kudos to you for not running them over.

Edit: PS: Stupid database.
Anyway, I want to say that I'm just addressing your attitude and not yourself, and I don't really think you have little regard for these people.

:O you evil,evil...but wise... person :p
Meh, it isn't so much my wisdom as the combined facts that:
A) Every crowd has a rich idiot
B) I can find that idiot

I've also got some necrophilia and jay walking resting on my soul. I really feel bad about the Jay walking.

Good point, but the cop in question was nice enough, but really condescending, and didn't want to listen to me.



Oh I see. Kind of like the condesending attitude some have when assuming someone who works on a road crew must not be very smart? Somehow, I get the impression he was doing you a favor. You seem to dig yourself deeper as you are allowed too.

Hepling illegal immigrants (several times)
Going to unauthorized demonstrations (several times)
Breaking copyright laws (on a daily basis)
Breaking encryptation laws (used to be on a daily basis, but the law is saner now, not sure if I still break it)


That's all what I'm aware of breaking, but well, I probably do violate a few other laws sometimes without even noticing.

Until a year or two ago, "sodomy" was illegal here. So I guess I have almost 2 decades worth of illegal gay sex under my belt.

Well, some of it was under my belt, and some above.

I also used to sneak into the clubs when I was 18. That was before they had under 21 nights.

Other than that I rarely broke/break the law. I convince others to do it for me. Much safer that way.

Downloading. :p

use of illegal substances (too frequently to count; class C to class A)
underage drinking (lots of that too)
theft (minor, once)
traffic violations (bah who cares)
vandalism (only once)
breaking copyright laws

woot


edit: oh yeah add to that the porn thing below and drug smuggling

Considering none of the information on anything affiliated with me and this site is real, and I'm using someone else's IP who is in Switzerland, I believe that I can be pretty open.

Underage drinking, lost count how many times
petty theft, nothing much
public indecency, though I was never caught
possession and use of marijuana, both in this country as well as Mexico
so many counts of illegally accessing porn, that it's ridiculous, (as I am under 18)
I collect large knives, and carry them, baggy pants are helpful
some other various things throughout the years...never done anything too serious though

Ummmm Some stuff I am not prepared to divulge....other stuff hmmm

The Police have interviewed me about allegations of assualt
Kidnapping
False Imprisonment
I was not guilty of any of them btw

I will admit to speeding, driving under the influence, various other traffic thingies....thats all I am coughing up on here matey....

I categorically deny ever taking drugs.

I have never sold, bought, distrubuted, or manufactured them, either.

I also will never admit, or confirm any contact with stolen property of any kind...it never happened.

I have never vandalised anything.

I have never broken and entered anyone's domicile, or dwelling.

I have never, ever, broken copyright laws of any kind.

I have never torn the tags off of pillows.

Theft.
Drinking underage.
Did weed once.
Oh, I guess ignored a few copyright laws too.

Minor incidents of shoplifting when I was about 10.
Use of marijana (about five times)
Underage drinking (completely lost count of how many times I did that)
Dodgy downloads (the only one that started in, and continued into, my adulthood. Still do it the odd time.)
Luckily for me, I've never even come close to getting caught. Not, I suspect, that much would have come of it if I had*, but better not to have had the opportunity to discover that.

* Hmm, they're getting kind of fucked off about the illegal downloads, so maybe something would come of that...

many things that you surely cannot handle ...

I am becoming increasingly terrified.

Hmm..
I don't keep track of my illegal activities, but off the top of my head, they include assaults on anything from coppers to pets (same thing eh?), stealing, vandalism, car theft, drug dealing/using/smuggling, traffic violations, sex with minors, obstruction, public disobedience, etc ad infinitum.

How can it be criminal to drink when you're underage? And what's the punishment?

Hmmm, qute a few actually... though never convicted:D

Traffic violations, vandalism to govt. property, general vandalism, shoplifting, illegal substances, buying booze to minors, being armed in public places, copyright violation.

All things in the past though, I behave nowdays:) Cheers!

Contributing to software piracy on a near-daily basis. (and when it is daily, it is typically 24 hours a day) That's it, so far.

And technically, a tiny bit of underage drinking, a couple of years ago. Not enough to get me drunk, however.

Illegal stuff huh?
Let's see....
-Underage drinking (not anymore, I'm 18, yay!)
-Grafiti (I did less when I got caught)
-Little bit of vandalism (mercedes car signs are cool)
-Vandalism against cop cars (suckers)
-Rioting
-Stealing street signs
-Trespassing
-Smoking odd substances (just twice)
-Breaking in (my school)
EDIT: I forgot the ones on a daily basis:
-Software piracy
-Carrying of illegal weapon (a knife)

That's all I can remember, Oh, and this is not an official statement, it is simply a summing up of activities that may or may not have been done by my person.

My charges? Let see...

-Underage drinking
-Audio, video and software downloads
-Libel
-Jaywalking
-Having a couple of rifle rounds without any gun and gun license

Just the usual stuff.

graffiti
flyposting
vandalism
theft
underage drinking
underage smoking
possession of marijuana
public drunkenness
possession of stolen property
dealing marijuana (only to a couple of people)
holding stalls without permits
illegally downloading music/videos
possession of a knife

and I think technically I could be done for advocating a violent overhtrow of the state. They just don't care enough to grab me.

arrh! I'm a pirate!

I've been doing some smuggeling aswell but I guess that falls under 'Pirate'... and that armystorage I tried to break into.

Drunken, underage driving
Underage drinking
Marijuana
(other drugs that I'm not saying....;) )
underage intercourse
rioting
software piracy
assualt (provoked)
vandalism
public inebriation
possession of a knife

And not one caution as of yet.....:p

Lol, jaywalking? You badass.

uh,
Use of Illegal Substances: Lost count, Weed and Shrooms.
DUI; drink and drugs. A few times each
Tresspassing, Breaking and entering

Breach of contract; I told my friends how to con a company I worked for to get stuff cheap after signing a contract saying I cant share information that could be used against the company.

er, I stole those little shampoo bottles from hotels.

And all the standard stuff like illegal software, underage drinking (way back yonder), etc.

Well the only thing that i have done but is considered legall is shot with intent to kill another peron(s)

Well obviously if your guarding you country and your stationed on the borders the orders are very clear. "No-one comes in and no-one goes out".
And im not in any arab state.

L

Well... I guess my worst crimes are:

Surfing the internett without government approval
Visiting sites not on the governments "approved" list
Subversive behavior in private
Subversive behavior in public
Subversive thoughts (High treason)
Speaking about banned topics, advocating "free speech" (Capital offense)

Or it could have been, had I lived somewhere else - or in some other time

Illicit Data Transfer


Aargh, I means PIRACY, hoist the sails mateys!

Illicit Data Transfer


Aargh, I means PIRACY, hoist the sails mateys!

*hoists the sails*

Yarrr, capt'n, the sails be hoisted!

*hoists the sails*

Yarrr, capt'n, the sails be hoisted!arr, fetch me some grog while the men look out for the SS SoulSeek!

well, i guess the ones i can get away with saying are:
underage alcohol consumption and providing alcohol to underage people (countless times) (reformed)
distillation of alcohol (hundreds of litres) (personal use)
EDIT: forgot about the piracy and occasional marijuana use

In addition to the standard stuff (Rioting, underage drinking, fighting, shoplifting et la) I once blew up my old car.

In addition to the standard stuff (Rioting, underage drinking, fighting, shoplifting et la) I once blew up my old car.
did you blow it up properly? how much was left?

did you blow it up properly? how much was left?

It was a decent enough explosion, and removed most of the back half of the car. The majority of the frame and engine remained. I had some fun putting therite through the engine block for a month or so after. I could do much better now, but alas, I now live in a city, and people tend to panic when cars explode in the street.

I don't know. Shoplifting and violating music copyrights. Meh.


Oh, and jaywalking! .....I'm pretty criminally boring.

It was a decent enough explosion, and removed most of the back half of the car. The majority of the frame and engine remained. I had some fun putting therite through the engine block for a month or so after. I could do much better now, but alas, I now live in a city, and people tend to panic when cars explode in the street.
nice work. i'd love an opportunity to see somthing like that, but alas, it is unlikely to happen :(

Underage drinking.
Yummy drugs.

One incident: Climbed on the roof of a building with some friends (trespassing), got naked and had sex (mmm... indecent), got really drunk (underage at the time), and cited for "projection of missiles" apparently a fancy name for throwing bottles into the street.

Chained the gates of a lumber company closed.
Hung a banner off the roof of Staples.
Various protest "crimes"... like walking in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Hit a cop in the head with a brick.
Vandalism.

I'm probably forgetting something.

I killed a man with a trident.

I killed a man with a trident.

Yea Nadkor, you should lay low for a while, cause you're probably wanted for murder.

As for me, nothing besides underaged drinking, some moving violations we won't get in to and... jaywalking. Oh yes, I jaywalk like a motherfucker. Yepper... I'm a hard man, but it's a hard world.:p

Silly man...I AM THE FUZZ!!! :sniper:


Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?

It really hurts *winces*

I killed a man with a trident.


Wow! you have your own nuclear missile delivery system?! :eek:

I got a huge speeding ticket... for doing 68 on the highway while being passed by a truck. And then I had to go to court to keep my driver's license. Sound crazy? Yes, well it was about 2 miles from where it switched from 55 to 65 mph limit, and the cop said it was in an "active work zone". I mean, yes, I was doing 68, I guess. There were no work zone signs or anything (they admitted that) but only a truck by the side of the road and a few guys wearing orange. Apparently that makes it a work zone for some miles either side of it. And they'd just passed a law that made huge fines and suspensions for speeding by anything over 11 mph in a work zone. And I was out of state.

Before that, I was 100% on the side of the cops. Since then... maybe not.

Think that's bad?

I was pulled for 45 in a 25; 78 in a 55; and 83 in a 65;... ah, I was a stupid child.

Anyway, no points on the license, just fines. The trick? Cops care more about the fines than about "getting you" for high speeds. So if you go to court, just pull the cop aside before everything gets started and say something like: "Officer, I don't know exactly how fast I was going that night... but I guess it's possible I was a little over. I'm more worried about points on my license and insurance premiums than anything else... so is it possible we can just call it '5 miles over' and go home?"

The cop walks up to the judge and tells her/him you've reached an agreement. The judge asks you, "is this correct?" You say yes, and it's over. You still have to pay a hefty fine, but you don't risk losing your license or paying higher insurance premiums. And it saves the cop having to get up on the stand and recount the incident, argue with you, etc. It's win-win.

Yea Nadkor, you should lay low for a while, cause you're probably wanted for murder.
:D



Anyhoo, what have I don that's illegal?

Taken drugs, underage drinking, some minor theft as a kid, stupid speeding, copyright violations...usual stuff.

Never got caught at any of it though.

I once hit a girl in the head with a roller skate, was originally charged with assault with a deadly weapon, but it was downgraded to assault, I got community service.

I broke a guy's hand in highschool, he pressed charges, I pressed charges, when they figured out the "real story" he got 7 days in jail, I got banned from prom and graduation (I still went to prom anyway, they kicked me out 3 hours in) and we both have restraining orders on eachother (mine expired, but he keeps renewing his)

I used to be addicted to drugs.......

I think that's all.;)

:D

:D

You stay classy, Nadkor.

:D

You stay classy, Nadkor.


Well, when in Rome...

okay just for the record i've never been charged/caught

Assault=can't remember
Assault and battery=10-15 can't remember
assault with a deadly weapon=3-4 times (if your going in go in armed if possible)
Loitering=can't remember
loitering with intent=also can't remember
Recieving stolen goods=can't remember also (problem with having a family with the connections we have)
holding an ilegal demonstration=2 or 3 times
assault on a police officer=once I think (though to be fair he attacked me first)
Assault on a police officer with a letal weapon=at least 3
Treason=4-5 times a day normally
member of an ilegal organisation=2 unless some of the others have made the list
recipient of ilegal weapons training=yep

theres more but tired and need to wash clothes

okay just for the record i've never been charged/caught

Assault=can't remember
Assault and battery=10-15 can't remember
assault with a deadly weapon=3-4 times (if your going in go in armed if possible)
Loitering=can't remember
loitering with intent=also can't remember
Recieving stolen goods=can't remember also (problem with having a family with the connections we have)
holding an ilegal demonstration=2 or 3 times
assault on a police officer=once I think (though to be fair he attacked me first)
Assault on a police officer with a letal weapon=at least 3
Treason=4-5 times a day normally
member of an ilegal organisation=2 unless some of the others have made the list
recipient of ilegal weapons training=yep

theres more but tired and need to wash clothes

how exactly do you assualt a police officer (esp. with a deadly weapon) and not get caught?

I call B.S.

how exactly do you assualt a police officer (esp. with a deadly weapon) and not get caught?

I call B.S.

Agreed.

Although in my case, I did hit a cop with a brick... by throwing it at him from some distance. I wasn't in a crowd, exactly, but there were a lot of people running around. While I'm sure the police saw me, since they retaliated by hitting me with two plastic bullets, I seem to have gotten lost in the mix.

I purchased some lottery tickets when no one was looking. (I'm under 18)

as of now
jaywalking= lots
speeding= kinda, never been cought( never been speeding over 10 mph over speedlimit)
posession of a wepon on school property= almost every day
lauching illegal fireworks= several times

i guess this counts as illegal...

not turning people in when i know for fact that they were in posession of illegal drugs( on school property) with the intent to sell, knowing that they were minors in possession of alochol.

not turning in people for cheating on exams.
there was a time whan i could have gotten over half my high school expelled....but i was nice and kept my mouthshut.....

oh I forgot, I was often truant, and broke child labor laws. ;)

The usual...speeding (generally 20 or so km/h above - I deliver Pizzas), underage drinking, posession of illegal substances...I suppose you could make a case for assault, but I've never been caught for that.

Indeed, the only thing I've ever been caught for was speeding and damaging public property.

"What illegal things have you done?"

Hmm. Isn't this somehow against the Constitutional protection against self-incrimination? :D

"What illegal things have you done?"

Hmm. Isn't this somehow against the Constitutional protection against self-incrimination? :D
some people you just cant save from them selves no matter how hard you try:p

okay just for the record i've never been charged/caught

Assault=can't remember
Assault and battery=10-15 can't remember
assault with a deadly weapon=3-4 times (if your going in go in armed if possible)
Loitering=can't remember
loitering with intent=also can't remember
Recieving stolen goods=can't remember also (problem with having a family with the connections we have)
holding an ilegal demonstration=2 or 3 times
assault on a police officer=once I think (though to be fair he attacked me first)
Assault on a police officer with a letal weapon=at least 3
Treason=4-5 times a day normally
member of an ilegal organisation=2 unless some of the others have made the list
recipient of ilegal weapons training=yep

theres more but tired and need to wash clothes

you seem.....awfully violent?:confused:

some people you just cant save from them selves no matter how hard you try:p
LOL! True, true. :D

Hell, if I listed all the illegal, immoral and fattening things I've done in my life, this would be the last thread in which I posted! Even if I dropped out the "fattening" portion of the list, it would still extend from here to Baghdad! :D

"What illegal things have you done?"

Hmm. Isn't this somehow against the Constitutional protection against self-incrimination? :D
hey everything I put I have already either been caught and it's been expunged from my record, or I got caught but not charged.

funny story though, one of the tax credits in my state is not available to felons, so I have to ask "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" when doing the state taxes

one day last tax season I had a cold and was all fuzzy headed from my cough syrup and I asked this guy "have you ever commited a felony?"

and he says "yeah, but I didn't get caught, do you need to know what I did?"

I quickly said "no, and I don't even want to know"

and hoped that the police never tracked me down to ask me about it if he did get caught.

LOL! True, true. :D

Hell, if I listed all the illegal, immoral and fattening things I've done in my life, this would be the last thread in which I posted! Even if I dropped out the "fattening" portion of the list, it would still extend from here to Baghdad! :D

See here mister...I'm with the Fat Police and youre under arrest for years of snack abuse! Book 'em Danno!

LOL! True, true. :D

Hell, if I listed all the illegal, immoral and fattening things I've done in my life, this would be the last thread in which I posted! Even if I dropped out the "fattening" portion of the list, it would still extend from here to Baghdad! :D
lol
you sould post some of what you have done, maby not the major stuff, but some thing

how exactly do you assualt a police officer (esp. with a deadly weapon) and not get caught?

I call B.S.

I would imagine the treason thingy (4-5 times a day), would also bring him to the notice of the authorities also.

hey everything I put I have already either been caught and it's been expunged from my record, or I got caught but not charged.
That's just it ... I've never been caught! Honest. Well, other than traffic violations and I don't even count those. :D

That's just it ... I've never been caught! Honest. Well, other than traffic violations and I don't even count those. :D
I break the law everyday (almost everyday) but, it's one of those super old on the books, nobody cares if you break it anymore laws anyway, in fact I have confessed to doing it before on here (I think you were in that thred) :p

lol
you sould post some of what you have done, maby not the major stuff, but some thing
OMG! :eek:

Well, since the statute of limitations has run out on them, I suppose I could say that when I was a poor student, I would shoplift stuff and sell it so I could buy books and food and other luxuries. :D

Not reall proud of all the crap I pulled when I was younger, but there it is.

I break the law everyday (almost everyday) but, it's one of those super old on the books, nobody cares if you break it anymore laws anyway, in fact I have confessed to doing it before on here (I think you were in that thred) :p
Ah, yes. I remember your confession about engaging in sodomy. LOL! :D

OMG! :eek:

Well, since the statute of limitations has run out on them, I suppose I could say that when I was a poor student, I would shoplift stuff and sell it so I could buy books and food and other luxuries. :D
:eek:
wow you must have been one of thoses really unusual broke college types:rolleyes:
:p

:eek:
wow you must have been one of thoses really unusual broke college types:rolleyes:
:p
Heh! A tad. My father helped all he could, and I worked 1/2 a day and went to college 1/2 a day, but sometimes even all that wasn't enough. Sigh.

:eek:
wow you must have been one of thoses really unusual broke college types:rolleyes:
:p

Well back in the days when he was in college, shoplifting was a bigger deal than it is now.

Well back in the days when he was in college, shoplifting was a bigger deal than it is now.
We won't even talk about the felonious acts! :p

OMG! :eek:

Well, since the statute of limitations has run out on them, I suppose I could say that when I was a poor student, I would shoplift stuff and sell it so I could buy books and food and other luxuries. :D

Not reall proud of all the crap I pulled when I was younger, but there it is.

I am a big advocate of stealing from college bookstores. Think of it as a self-awarded scolarship.

I plead the Fifth Amendment. I once told a few stories that I shouldn't have on another site and now they show up on a google search.

...if you haven't been caught.

I haven't been caught, yet.

The shooting - that was perfectly legal, and no charges were filed.

Ah, yes. I remember your confession about engaging in sodomy. LOL! :D
no........I misworded. Having sex with my husband at all is a crime here, but, yeah it was funny to see Lisk freak out when he thought I was engaging in sodomy ROFL

You know, I had almost forgotten about this. When I came back from Vietnam, I had lots of money saved up from the two years I was there. I went back to a couple of the stores that had been my "favorites" to shoplift from and paid them back. One manager was so flabergasted that she refused to accept anything from me. She said that not only were the items of relatively low value, but that it would be entirely too difficult to figure out how to feed the money back into the store's accounting system! Heh!

By the time I returned from Vietnam, I had graduated to becoming involved in what are sometimes called "brawls." :D

no........I misworded. Having sex with my husband at all is a crime here, but, yeah it was funny to see Lisk freak out when he thought I was engaging in sodomy ROFL
Hehehehehe! Tsk, Smunkee! U been a bad, bad gurl! Maybe if I tell your husband about it, he'll spank you. On second thought, he probably knows you would like that too much! LOL! :D

I plead the Fifth Amendment. I once told a few stories that I shouldn't have on another site and now they show up on a google search.
that is eather really funny or really scary

care to tell us what to google?:p

want to hear mine, they're all traffic related:

- Drink and drive (after having 2 cans of Coors)
- 70kph on a 50kph city speed limit (even there's a cop near me)
- 160kph on a 80kph hiway (can't believe I did that on a firefly :eek:)
- Speeding in a school zone
- carrying too many passengers ("N" licence allows 1 passenger)
- driving without an "N" displayed on the back of the car

And the cops never caught me for all of above. :D :p

If they did, I would've paid over $2000 in fines plus losing my DL.

jesus, cops are lazy these days.....

Wow, Fraud didnt turn up half as much as I'd expected it to.

Come on, its such an easly law to break.

Drugs

I can't really be bothered listing all the other things *shifty*, but I'm definitely guilty of sedition under the current law in Australia. Hurrah.

I'd share my things as well, but the NSA is prolly watching ;)

Drugs, DUI, underage drinking and stealing a roadsign

But anywho, what have you done illegal??




**note this thread does not condone or endorse any actions listed**


You're kidding, right? It would be easier to tell you the illegal things I havent done.
I'm a much different person now. It would be hard to believe some of the stuff even I did explain it here. And a lot is verifiable, but incriminating.

In my opinion, making a laundry list of bad behaviour/crimes is a bad idea.

I got caught driving without a seatbelt. Twice.

Who would have thought I was such a crime free kinda gal?

Nothing. Since I make all of the laws in the universe, I am naturally exempt from all of them. Thus, all of the planets I have blown up, species driven to extinction, dissidents sadistically murdered, etc. were all within my laws. :D

I got caught driving without a seatbelt. Twice.

Who would have thought I was such a crime free kinda gal?
Uh ... me. :p

Uh ... me. :p

Poppycock! Erm....I just realized I might should have said "Balderdash" or "Fiddlesticks" when replying to you. /embarrassed

Anyway...

Balderdash! I want no dealings with the law. No handcuffs for me and I'd go batty in a cell. No way could I do the time, so no breaky law for me.

Poppycock! Erm....I just realized I might should have said "Balderdash" or "Fiddlesticks" when replying to you. /embarrassed

Anyway...

Balderdash! I want no dealings with the law. No handcuffs for me and I'd go batty in a cell. No way could I do the time, so no breaky law for me.


"She's a good girl
crazy about Elvis
loves horses
and something or other too..."

But anywho, what have you done illegal??
**note this thread does not condone or endorse any actions listed**I was advised by my lawyer to respond to the above question with a resounding...



No Comment. :cool:

Illegal? You mean apart from the obvious, generational stuff (downloading, underage drinking, jaywalking, shoplifting, pot, etc. etc.) ?

Not telling.

"She's a good girl
crazy about Elvis
loves horses
and something or other too..."


I'm somewhere between that and another Tom Petty ditty....

" Well She moved down here at the age of 18...."
;)

Poppycock! Erm....I just realized I might should have said "Balderdash" or "Fiddlesticks" when replying to you. /embarrassed

Anyway...

Balderdash! I want no dealings with the law. No handcuffs for me and I'd go batty in a cell. No way could I do the time, so no breaky law for me.
"Poppycock!" ROFLMAO!!!! Um ... that's the best sort! :D

I was responding to this: "Who would have thought I was such a crime free kinda gal?"

I would have thought that you were crime free. :p

"Poppycock!" ROFLMAO!!!! Um ... that's the best sort! :D

I was responding to this: "Who would have thought I was such a crime free kinda gal?"

I would have thought that you were crime free. :p


I see that now. Me thinks I'm not fully awake. I cant read simple sentences. I stayed up too late. Now I see that you were in fact saying that I am the wholesome girl we've all come to know and love.

Not that many violent people on NS general.

A lot of vandalising pot smokers though :D

I'm somewhere between that and another Tom Petty ditty....

" Well She moved down here at the age of 18...."
;)

So clever.

Though I like both songs- think about it- One is clearly underage and the other is deceased.

What the hell is wrong with him?

I see that now. Me thinks I'm not fully awake. I cant read simple sentences. I stayed up too late. Now I see that you were in fact saying that I am the wholesome girl we've all come to know and love.
Whew.... nearly shattered my image of you Peech. :D

Whew.... nearly shattered my image of you Peech. :D


We cant have that now can we!:)

*dresses up in Catholic school girl uniform*

That outta protect my image.

So clever.

Though I like both songs- think about it- One is clearly underage and the other is deceased.

What the hell is wrong with him?

Too much laced weed I think.

We cant have that now can we!:)

*dresses up in Catholic school girl uniform*

That outta protect my image.
:eek: *Drools*

*After much thought as to what can be posted without mod action... finally settles on...*

love that mental image. :D

Various drugs
Statutory rape, as a "victim"
Illegal carry of a gun
Illegal carry of a blade
B & E
Assault
Armed theft
Building and detonating explosive devices
Destruction of property
Trespassing
Public obscenity
Slander

That should be everything, some once, some several times, most of them sins of my youth. Been a bit more mellow in the last years. ;)

I can't really be bothered listing all the other things *shifty*, but I'm definitely guilty of sedition under the current law in Australia. Hurrah.

*reads through it*

Ugh...

Me too...

...and whoopee, it'll carry a 7 year maximum penalty. Hurrah for freedom of speech.

Death to the government. <--- that's worth at least a year, surely? :p

Too much laced weed I think.


yeah-but that would only bring out whats already there.

I see that now. Me thinks I'm not fully awake. I cant read simple sentences. I stayed up too late. Now I see that you were in fact saying that I am the wholesome girl we've all come to know and love.
Welllll ... how about a wholesome girl with a naughty streak? :D

*dresses up in Catholic school girl uniform*
... with a blouse that fits very snugly indeed, and a short skirt that the blouse doesn't quite reach. Nice middrift! :D

Underage drinking - my parents bought me the drink, usually!
A few prank calls (yes, pretty sure they're illegal).

Been pretty law-abiding, all in all.

... with a blouse that fits very snugly indeed, and a short skirt that the blouse doesn't quite reach. Nice middrift! :D

Like this....

http://www.gothshop.com/img/inventory/8/800030_sm.jpg

Shame shame on you for drooling over that nice little religious girl. *shakes finger*


note: it is illegal to wear pony tails like that in some countries...

Let's see...

Robbing a bar while re-stocking the fridge.

Stealing military propery (firearms, kevlar armor, ammunition).

Owning an illegal weapon (handguns are illegal in Russia).

Assault with a deadly weapon (knifed the mailman after he wouldn't give me the package a friend sent me. He got out alright, nothing serious).

Tax evasion.

Using illegal substances.

Littering.

And I can tell you all that because I know none of you can find me. :p

If the cops do come, they will be greeted by a hail of bullets from the balcony. :mp5:

Let's see...

Robbing a bar while re-stocking the fridge.

Stealing military propery (firearms, kevlar armor, ammunition).

Owning an illegal weapon (handguns are illegal in Russia).

Assault with a deadly weapon (knifed the mailman after he wouldn't give me the package a friend sent me. He got out alright, nothing serious).

Tax evasion.

Using illegal substances.

Littering.

And I can tell you all that because I know none of you can find me. :p

If the cops do come, they will be greeted by a hail of bullets from the balcony. :mp5:

I think someone has me beat :)

Like this....

http://www.gothshop.com/img/inventory/8/800030_sm.jpg

Shame shame on you for drooling over that nice little religious girl. *shakes finger*

note: it is illegal to wear pony tails like that in some countries...
That entire outfit is illegal in some countries! [ drools ] :D

Like this....

http://www.gothshop.com/img/inventory/8/800030_sm.jpg

Shame shame on you for drooling over that nice little religious girl. *shakes finger*


note: it is illegal to wear pony tails like that in some countries...


MMmmm...is that raw lamb on your breath?

I think someone has me beat :)
If I didn't make my own laws, I'd knock both of you out of the water on that. *nods* ;)

Yeah I never knifed a mailman but I stabbed* a kid with a pencil after he threw a weight and hit me in the shin.

It was more of a jab that barely broke skin, although the tip disapeered afterwards :D

That entire outfit is illegal in some countries! [ drools ] :D


what I would do to that might be considered a crime against humanity

what I would do to that might be considered a crime against humanity
Or at the very least, attrocities of the first order! :D

Can you say "cruel and unusual pleasure," boys and girls? LOL!

Or at the very least, attrocities of the first order! :D

Can you say "cruel and unusual pleasure," boys and girls? LOL!


maybe just a little tort feasing into bloody submission

I'll just name the ones that the law already know about.

1) Possession of marijuana on several occasions
2) Possession of cocaine
3) Possession of a concealed deadly weapon (plead guilty to harassment and walked)
4) Drunk Driving (caught once, did it several times, but never again after my conviction)
I've never been caught or convicted of anything else I may or may not have done. I see no reason to confess to anything here.

Never been arrested for anything... but I have been known to abuse many an illegal substance and I have personally graffiti´d toilets; oh yeah and I steal toilet paper from schools because I don´t have enough money sometimes to buy an entire pack...

(oh the shame)

Like this....

http://www.gothshop.com/img/inventory/8/800030_sm.jpg

Shame shame on you for drooling over that nice little religious girl. *shakes finger*


note: it is illegal to wear pony tails like that in some countries...*Imagines Peech in that outfit.*

*Drools even more*

*thinks nasty thoughts about Peeches and Cream* ;)

*Imagines Peech in that outfit.*

*Drools even more*

*thinks nasty thoughts about Peeches and Cream* ;)


*imagines JuNii in that outfit*

I love a man who wears thigh highs...

Vandlism, never been caught thought. I pretty much just spent all night with friends spitting milkshake from McDonalds onto cars once. Stupid? Yes. Fun? Yes.

*imagines JuNii in that outfit*



lol i think that i just cracked a rib from laughing so hard

Most priests do a lot of illegal boys.


</cheap crack>

I once tried to combine childrens book week with a stalinist purge.

I broke into a guarded goverment medical research facility and stole a backpack full of bottled Sulphuric Acid, Hazardous Waste Storage signs and handbooks on military firearms. I swear to you that this is true.

Put a pint of piss on a bar once and watched a some pint stealing fool got his undoing...

To Much To List And Not Enough To Be Put To Death;)

Let's see......


Numerous underage drinking
Numerous illegal drugs (coke, meth, LSD, pot, shrooms, morphine, percoset, opium)
Sale of numerous illegal drugs (pot, coke, LSD)
Assault with intent to do bodily harm (never charged)
2 DUI's
Soem other stuff I can't remeber due to number 2


Incidentally, I'm clean now, all I do is smoke a little pot, and drink on the weekends. Drugs are bad, Mmmkay?

To Much To List And Not Enough To Be Put To Death;)

Your writing style is enough to deserve execution.