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WTF? Paris Hilton to portray Mother Theresa in upcoming movie?!?!?!?

Minoriteeburg
12-02-2006, 21:21
Paris Hilton in Indian director's 'Mother Teresa'?
Thiruvananthapuram | February 12, 2006 11:15:06 AM IST


Well known Malayalam director T. Rajeevnath, scouting for a suitable actress to play the title role in his film on Nobel Peace laureate Mother Teresa, has sent feelers to American actress Paris Hilton.
"My agents in California have contacted Paris Hilton," Rajeevnath told IANS.

The director said he was impressed when he read a report sometime ago in which the hotel heiress said she had refused to pose nude in Playboy magazine and decided then to shortlist her.

The English film will be mostly shot in West Bengal and in several foreign countries.

"The preliminary script has been readied with help from scriptwriter John Paul," the director said.

Rajeevnath, 54, has won a national award for direction, besides quite a few international awards. His popular films include "Moksham", "Janani" and "Thannal".

"Mother Teresa" will be his 11th commercial film and he has already sold this idea to a few international production houses including the US-based First Serve International.

"I am leaving for the US early next month to finalise the producer. A few production houses have evinced interest in producing this film. The budget is expected to be in the range of Rs.500 million ($11.3 million) to Rs.600 million," he said.

"Although there are several actresses willing to play the role of Mother Teresa, the most widely respected and loved person, the history of the actress who is finally chosen for the role would have to be analysed thoroughly before she is chosen," said Rajeevnath.

"All those whom I have contacted have agreed to do their bit to help me in this film. The cast includes Mithun Chakravarthy, Kamal Haasan, Mohanlal and several others. Veteran cameraman Santosh Sivan has also been roped in. The Ramoji Rao Film city has pledged full support for the venture," added the veteran director.

Among the specialties of the film would be the character of former West Bengal chief minister Jyoti Basu, whose association with Mother Teresa is well known.

"The proceeds of the film would go to the Missionaries of Charity. By June this year, the groundwork for the film would be complete and I propose to begin shooting in early 2007," said the director.

Rajeevnath expects to get the blessings of the Pope for the film and also hopes to sign in sitar maestro Pandit Ravi Shankar as music director.

LINK (http://news.webindia123.com/news/showdetails.asp?id=247275&cat=Entertainment)



This story definitely gets a big WTF. Seriously i bet Mother Theresa is rolling over in her grave as we speak.
Vetalia
12-02-2006, 21:23
That's like having Kevin Federline play Gandhi...or maybe some other useless male POS play him.
Bolol
12-02-2006, 21:23
*passes out from shock induced asphixia*
The Black Forrest
12-02-2006, 21:27
That would be funny!

It would be so bad; it would be worth it to see it!
Begoned
12-02-2006, 21:27
What so wtf about it? I mean, they have a lot of things in common. They're women, etc. Paris Hilton is a real modern-day Mother Teresa. Refusing to pose nude in Playboy? Mother Teresa must be so proud of her. I cannot understand your objection.
Minoriteeburg
12-02-2006, 21:30
That would be funny!

It would be so bad; it would be worth it to see it!


Next Headline will be: Paris Hilton wins oscar for Mother Theresa

Headline the day after: The Dead Walk!!!!!!
QuentinTarantino
12-02-2006, 21:32
Erm.. maybe Rajeevnath was joking and it was taken out of context?
Aryavartha
12-02-2006, 21:34
The director said he was impressed when he read a report sometime ago in which the hotel heiress said she had refused to pose nude in Playboy magazine and decided then to shortlist her.

Is today April 1 ?

Rajeevnath, Mithun Chakravarthy, Kamal Haasan, Mohanlal, Santosh Sivan are all big names in Indian film industry. I am hoping this is a joke.
Terecia
12-02-2006, 21:36
*chuckles at Begoned's sarcasm*

This would be almost as bad as.....some...terrible movie.
This is a sad day.
Teh_pantless_hero
12-02-2006, 21:36
The director said he was impressed when he read a report sometime ago in which the hotel heiress said she had refused to pose nude in Playboy magazine and decided then to shortlist her.
That's right, she refused to pose nude in Playboy, she has morals damnit - she will only expose herself for free.
Minoriteeburg
12-02-2006, 21:37
That's right, she refused to pose nude in Playboy, she has morals damnit - she will only expose herself for free.

she only likes to expose herself on camera not on paper
Vetalia
12-02-2006, 21:38
she only likes to expose herself on camera not on paper

Yeah, paper is for proles.
Penetrobe
12-02-2006, 21:38
She looks nothing like the person she would be portraying

She has never demonstrated any acting ability.

She has spenty her entire life a spoiled rich brat.

Her biggest accomplishment is getting fucked on tape.

Ya, this a great idea.
Gravlen
12-02-2006, 21:40
:D Ahaha hahaha HAHAHAAHAHAHAhahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAARGH!

*Dies laughing*
Minoriteeburg
12-02-2006, 21:43
She has never demonstrated any acting ability.



Oh come on House of Wax was oscar worthy :rolleyes:
Voorheesia
12-02-2006, 21:46
I could see her doing very well in that movie... They are filming it in night vision right?
[NS:::]Vegetarianistica
12-02-2006, 21:48
"she had refused to pose nude in Playboy magazine and decided then to shortlist her."

uhhhhh.. good reasoning.. *nods head*
Sol Giuldor
12-02-2006, 21:48
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Paris Hilton Is A Bimbo! She Can't Act, And Most Certaintly Can't Portray Anyone Even Being Considered For Sainthood!!!!!!!!!!!!
QuentinTarantino
12-02-2006, 21:49
I'm sure its from the Indian sarcastic sort of humour
Desperate Measures
12-02-2006, 21:49
iamthesonofsamiamthesonofsamiamthesonofsamiamthesonofsam
Sol Giuldor
12-02-2006, 21:50
iamthesonofsamiamthesonofsamiamthesonofsamiamthesonofsam
This also gets a WTF
Minoriteeburg
12-02-2006, 21:51
I'm sure its from the Indian sarcastic sort of humour

Let us hope so
Bolol
13-02-2006, 01:14
Oh come on House of Wax was oscar worthy :rolleyes:

*Head a-splodes*
Cahnt
13-02-2006, 01:16
This story definitely gets a big WTF. Seriously i bet Mother Theresa is rolling over in her grave as we speak.
It'll be because Sharon Stone's busy making another film at the moment, I'd imagine.
Zatarack
13-02-2006, 01:22
Paris Hilton? Isn't she an exhibitionist?
Narcotinistan
13-02-2006, 01:24
Since when did mother Theresa have Anoraxia?
The Jovian Moons
13-02-2006, 01:26
Since when did mother Theresa have Anoraxia?

or have a sex tape, or be rich and self centered.
It's the end of the world. Repent!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ashmoria
13-02-2006, 01:31
mr Rajeevnath must not have internet access. how else would he fail to know about ms hiltons famous sex video? she has no problem with making a video with all that that includes but draws the line at a playboy spread. now thats morals
Yingzhou
13-02-2006, 01:34
Who, exactly, is this "Paris Hilton"?
Turquoise Days
13-02-2006, 01:38
Who, exactly, is this "Paris Hilton"?
*points in the direction of Google (www.google.com)*
Undelia
13-02-2006, 01:40
Dear God…
Kaelestios
13-02-2006, 01:43
*stares blankly*
*looks around*


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

isnt this a sign of the horse men that are suposed to ride out in the end of the world....

death
plague
famine
paris hilton...
Minoriteeburg
13-02-2006, 18:32
It'll be because Sharon Stone's busy making another film at the moment, I'd imagine.


shes doing basic instinct 2....go figure:rolleyes:
The Black Forrest
13-02-2006, 18:36
Who, exactly, is this "Paris Hilton"?

Ok where are you from? I can guess by your name but where exactly?

Have you ever heard of the Hilton hotels? She is an heiress. She had a "porno" tape of her and her boyfriend leak to the net.

Many find her hot but she gets a Meh! from me. I don't think much is running upstairs.
The Black Forrest
13-02-2006, 18:37
shes doing basic instinct 2....go figure:rolleyes:

Yea! Somebody has to tell her "Grandma! Your time has passed!"
Minoriteeburg
13-02-2006, 18:41
Yea! Somebody has to tell her "Grandma! Your time has passed!"


and supposedly theres more sex scenes with "grandma" in this one. now excuse me while i go vomit.
Peechland
13-02-2006, 18:42
Nasty.
Deep Kimchi
13-02-2006, 18:51
Ben Kingsley should play Mother Teresa.
Minoriteeburg
13-02-2006, 18:53
Ben Kingsley should play Mother Teresa.

I think he's too busy at the peak of his career doing Uwe Boll movies right now. (well it was already out i think)


:rolleyes: I've lost a little respect for Mr. Kingsley there
Tarlachia
13-02-2006, 19:02
Mother Theresa and Paris Hilton? I can't think of two better suited opposites...

For you dim-minded people, take a look at their respective lifestyles.

Hilton's a slut, with "plastic-wrap" morals.
People without names
13-02-2006, 19:05
i sometimes wish, i was a rich female whore, that had nothing better to do with my life then to party and have my sex tapes sold

would be fun
Minoriteeburg
13-02-2006, 19:07
i sometimes wish, i was a rich female whore, that had nothing better to do with my life then to party and have my sex tapes sold

would be fun

would make paying the bills a hell of a lot easier huh?
Deep Kimchi
13-02-2006, 19:10
i sometimes wish, i was a rich female whore, that had nothing better to do with my life then to party and have my sex tapes sold

would be fun

I've got a quick question. Why is it that when a man goes out and has sex with all kinds of women in a carnival-like atmosphere, that's considered great - he's a stud - a real man.

When a woman goes out and has all the sex she can get, they call her a "whore".

WTF, over?
People without names
13-02-2006, 19:11
I've got a quick question. Why is it that when a man goes out and has sex with all kinds of women in a carnival-like atmosphere, that's considered great - he's a stud - a real man.

When a woman goes out and has all the sex she can get, they call her a "whore".

WTF, over?

its the mans job to go out and have sex, its the womans job to make the mans job difficult;)
Minoriteeburg
13-02-2006, 19:12
I've got a quick question. Why is it that when a man goes out and has sex with all kinds of women in a carnival-like atmosphere, that's considered great - he's a stud - a real man.

When a woman goes out and has all the sex she can get, they call her a "whore".

WTF, over?


It's more so who paris hilton has sex with, and why she loves to tape it so much, and take pictures, but she won't be in playboy because shes classy.

its the mans job to go out and have sex, its the womans job to make the mans job difficult;)

LMAO
Deep Kimchi
13-02-2006, 19:14
I'm sorry, I know that if Paris Hilton came to your house, and offered her naked body to you, you would hit it.

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/jtkwon/regis.jpg
Tarlachia
13-02-2006, 19:18
I'm sorry, I know that if Paris Hilton came to your house, and offered her naked body to you, you would hit it.

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/jtkwon/regis.jpg

Yep, with a grenade someplace special for her.
Minoriteeburg
13-02-2006, 19:19
I'm sorry, I know that if Paris Hilton came to your house, and offered her naked body to you, you would hit it.
[img snip]


http://bushwhacked.net/bits/IdHitItForDollar.jpg
People without names
13-02-2006, 19:22
I'm sorry, I know that if Paris Hilton came to your house, and offered her naked body to you, you would hit it.

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/jtkwon/regis.jpg

i dont know, id rather not have a burn every time i pee
Minoriteeburg
13-02-2006, 19:23
i dont know, id rather not have a burn every time i pee


I agree. I would like to go through life without syphillis.
Hata-alla
13-02-2006, 19:45
Too late... (http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=129913&display=photoshop)

Image courtesy of Worth1000.com!
Minoriteeburg
13-02-2006, 19:47
Too late... (http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=129913&display=photoshop)

Image courtesy of Worth1000.com!


that is a scary image
Tarlachia
13-02-2006, 19:55
Too late... (http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=129913&display=photoshop)

Image courtesy of Worth1000.com!

Burn HERETIC! Burn!

*dumps napalm on you*