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LiveNSG!

Neo Kervoskia
12-02-2006, 00:49
It's time for LiveNSGeneral. It's a lurker drive. This forum lives off of the bullshit posted by our loving members. But we need fresh blood. In the heart of every lurker is an assho...I mean a Generalite. :p
So, in order to get lurkers active in debates, social topics, II...actually II can have their own drive...this will be a 31 Hour Lurker Drive. Older posters can reflect on the forums and post relavent links to the archives and have a grand old time. Parodies of songs or movies posted, satire, and debate. The goal is to get at least 50 lurkers to either post here to let us know they exist and to say hello, or to join the action in General.

If not, I will eat every last kitten in the world.

http://home.blarg.net/~wayule/graphics/cute_kitten.jpg
"Please come out, I don't want to die!"
Miracya
12-02-2006, 00:52
*steps out of lurkdom* Hi!
Starps
12-02-2006, 00:54
Kittens, eh? Did you hear about Cyclops?
Achtung 45
12-02-2006, 00:55
It's time for LiveNSGeneral. It's a lurker drive. This forum lives off of the bullshit posted by our loving members. But we need fresh blood. In the heart of every lurker is an assho...I mean a Generalite. :p
So, in order to get lurkers active in debates, social topics, II...actually II can have their own drive...this will be a 31 Hour Lurker Drive. Older posters can reflect on the forums and post relavent links to the archives and have a grand old time. Parodies of songs or movies posted, satire, and debate. The goal is to get at least 50 lurkers to either post here to let us know they exist and to say hello, or to join the action in General.

If not, I will eat every last kitten in the world.
*sort of confused*
*thinks for a bit*
*walks away*
*thinks more*
*comes back*
what exactly is the point of this thread? I think it might make a little more sense if I knew what a "Lurker Drive" is and how one works.
Achtung 45
12-02-2006, 00:57
ah, I think I may have it figured out, but how will any of this help lurkers come out and show their face on NSG?
Neo Kervoskia
12-02-2006, 00:57
*sort of confused*
*thinks for a bit*
*walks away*
*thinks more*
*comes back*
what exactly is the point of this thread? I think it might make a little more sense if I knew what a "Lurker Drive" is and how one works.
Get lurkers to come out of the closet and start becomming proudctive Generalites.
Neo Kervoskia
12-02-2006, 00:58
ah, I think I may have it figured out, but how will any of this help lurkers come out and show their face on NSG?
They may need some encouragement to start, so here it is.
Achtung 45
12-02-2006, 01:03
They may need some encouragement to start, so here it is.
sounds good!
Neo Kervoskia
12-02-2006, 01:04
sounds good!
I just hope it's successful. I really don't think I could eat over 50,000,000 lbs of fried kitten.
Achtung 45
12-02-2006, 01:07
I just hope it's successful. I really don't think I could eat over 50,000,000 lbs of fried kitten.
i'll be happy to eat some for you. just let me know and i'll find some random kittens running around in my town and eat them for you. :p
Branin
12-02-2006, 01:30
Get lurkers to come out of the closet and start becomming proudctive Generalites.
Oxymoron.
Branin
12-02-2006, 01:31
I just hope it's successful. I really don't think I could eat over 50,000,000 lbs of fried kitten.
I better start cooking.

(I actually made between 300 and 400 pounds of fried chicken this morning:headbang: I bet I could pull of cat)
Tactical Grace
12-02-2006, 01:54
I am a lurker. In rather the same way that a Rhinoceros can lurk. :D
Free Farmers
12-02-2006, 02:39
I'm a regular now a days, but I'm new so does that count?
Pppplease don't eat the kittens!
Because then I will have to kill you... (you)---> :gundge: :mp5: <---(me)
Jewish Media Control
12-02-2006, 02:42
I lurk, therefore I am.
Esternarx
12-02-2006, 02:43
WTF is a lurker??
Free Farmers
12-02-2006, 02:46
WTF is a lurker??
Someone who reads through threads but (almost) never posts in them.
Esternarx
12-02-2006, 02:51
Someone who reads through threads but (almost) never posts in them.

ahhh...i see
well im not :D
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
12-02-2006, 02:51
WTF is a lurker??
They're a unique breed of NSer. Lurkers are capable of burrowing underground to hide from enemies (like most Interweb Denizens), but Lurkers are uniquely able to attack while so hidden. No one knows they are there, and then suddenly a wave of arguments come ripping out of the ground from a place that you thought was safe, shredding your own beliefs.
New Sernpidel
12-02-2006, 03:02
*salutes*

Lurker, reporting...

and will probually remain a lurker, for i don't have much time to grant to these forums...
Snoochest
12-02-2006, 03:04
I want to post but, people keep posting what I was going to say.........
Sumamba Buwhan
12-02-2006, 03:47
type type type
not a word to say
not a face to match
who called you gay
tap tap tap
your keys of white
yeah
right
Peechland
12-02-2006, 04:08
type type type
not a word to say
not a face to match
who called you gay
tap tap tap
your keys of white
yeah
right


LOL...

welcome back btw....who knew you were so talented? (well i did)

Lurkers are smart. They study the rest of us and then pounce when we least expect it....presenting a most well thought out argument. They should be feared.
Sumamba Buwhan
12-02-2006, 04:16
LOL...

welcome back btw....who knew you were so talented? (well i did)

Lurkers are smart. They study the rest of us and then pounce when we least expect it....presenting a most well thought out argument. They should be feared.

Thanks Peeches of cream! I never left though... I lurked! :p

I think lurkers are smert too!
Sane Outcasts
12-02-2006, 04:18
It's time for LiveNSGeneral. It's a lurker drive. This forum lives off of the bullshit posted by our loving members. But we need fresh blood. In the heart of every lurker is an assho...I mean a Generalite. :p
So, in order to get lurkers active in debates, social topics, II...actually II can have their own drive...this will be a 31 Hour Lurker Drive. Older posters can reflect on the forums and post relavent links to the archives and have a grand old time. Parodies of songs or movies posted, satire, and debate. The goal is to get at least 50 lurkers to either post here to let us know they exist and to say hello, or to join the action in General.

If not, I will eat every last kitten in the world.

http://home.blarg.net/~wayule/graphics/cute_kitten.jpg
"Please come out, I don't want to die!"

*steps out of the shadows*

Now you see me as I truly am! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!

Seriously, though, you need some better incentives. I would love to see you eat every kitten in the world.

*hands Neo Kervoskia a kitten cookbook and steps back into the shadows*
Dinaverg
12-02-2006, 04:21
WTF is a lurker??

Weren't they a type of enemy in the first Jak and daxter game?
Rastaprophet
12-02-2006, 04:29
im a luker...:cool:

and why would you eat a cat? they're all fur.
Neo Kervoskia
12-02-2006, 04:41
*salutes*

Lurker, reporting...

and will probually remain a lurker, for i don't have much time to grant to these forums...
So this is where you've been.
Achtung 45
12-02-2006, 04:58
im a luker...:cool:

and why would you eat a cat? they're all fur.
fur and more tender meat than a newborn baby!:p
Shotagon
12-02-2006, 05:28
I suppose I qualify as a lurker. I don't have many posts for being 2 years registered. :)
Minoriteeburg
12-02-2006, 05:30
I am always lurking where the stench is the foulest.
Tikallia
12-02-2006, 05:56
I'm a lurker, and I'm starting to post. Still, don't let me stop you from eating kittens. They're cute now, but they grow up to be evil. Plus the meat isn't as stringy when they're young.
Noxiany
12-02-2006, 06:49
Why must you eat kittens? They give you horrible gas.
Puppies, on the other hand; have the same effect as Beano, and they keep you regular.
Achtung 45
12-02-2006, 06:52
well, this has been quite fruitful:rolleyes: i think we should offer something else in return. How about we reveal who max is :D