NationStates Jolt Archive


Snow

Lesser Russia
11-02-2006, 16:02
Its snowing outside my house right now and I feel the urge to tell someone.
Lunatic Goofballs
11-02-2006, 16:03
I'm expecting a blizzard tonight in my neck of the woods.
Safalra
11-02-2006, 16:03
*waits for someone to say that where they are there's been a metre of snow on the ground for the past three months* Edit: Lunatic Goofballs is close enough...
Lesser Russia
11-02-2006, 16:05
*waits for someone to say that where they are there's been a metre of snow on the ground for the past three months*

No, but I wish I had a yard of snow. I'm not quite sure what a "metre" is.
Bunnyducks
11-02-2006, 16:05
Where I am there's been a metre of snow on the ground for the past three months.
Mooseica
11-02-2006, 16:08
Its snowing outside my house right now and I feel the urge to tell someone.

Then what're you doing inside? Get the hell out there with your mates and have a ruck!

Unless it's only just started and you need to give it a while to build up.
Safalra
11-02-2006, 16:10
I'm not quite sure what a "metre" is.
It's a unit of length used in Britain - equivalent to one two-hundredth of the queue-for-an-NHS-dentist.
Lesser Russia
11-02-2006, 16:10
Then what're you doing inside? Get the hell out there with your mates and have a ruck!

Unless it's only just started and you need to give it a while to build up.

It started while I was asleep, but I'm giving it a couple more hours to build up. Then I'm going to break out the ultimate American invention for playing in the snow: the four-wheeler.
Sonaj
11-02-2006, 16:12
I don't know what's the weather's like. I have (seriously) a huge wall of snow outside the window. And I can't even open the windows in my room, they're below the snowsurface *grumbles* I hate snow... Pretty stupid living on a freggin' mountain up here I guess...
Lunatic Goofballs
11-02-2006, 16:15
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Turquoise Days
11-02-2006, 16:16
It's a unit of length used in Britain - equivalent to one two-hundredth of the queue-for-an-NHS-dentist.
Otherwise defined as an arbitrary fraction of the distance between the Pole and the Equator, chosen by a short Corsican with a penchant for invading Tsarist Russia. Perfectly logical:p

EDIT: It had better hurry up and snow properly here. I'm supposed to be heading up to Fort William next weekend, and if the snow is useless, I'm not gonna be happy.
Lesser Russia
11-02-2006, 16:20
It's a unit of length used in Britain - equivalent to one two-hundredth of the queue-for-an-NHS-dentist.

English, please.
Lunatic Goofballs
11-02-2006, 16:23
English, please.

SOme people just don't appreciate topical humor. :p
Safalra
11-02-2006, 16:25
Otherwise defined as an arbitrary fraction of the distance between the Pole and the Equator, chosen by a short Corsican with a penchant for invading Tsarist Russia. Perfectly logical:p
Well, actually it's defined as the length of the path travelled by light in absolute vacuum during a time interval of 1/299,792,458 of a second. Whereas the yard was defined as the length of a standard yardstick (unfortunately there were several competing standards), and now as exactly 0.9144 metres.
Lesser Russia
11-02-2006, 16:33
Well, actually it's defined as the length of the path travelled by light in absolute vacuum during a time interval of 1/299,792,458 of a second. Whereas the yard was defined as the length of a standard yardstick (unfortunately there were several competing standards), and now as exactly 0.9144 metres.
To LG: sorry if I cannot understand the many complex and deeply thought out facets of British humor, in the U.S. (or my state anyway), we seem to prefer redneck jokes.

Safalra, here's my definition for the meter: just slightly longer than a yard to the point where it causes extreme confusion for just about everyone I know.
Myrmidonisia
11-02-2006, 16:37
It's a unit of length used in Britain - equivalent to one two-hundredth of the queue-for-an-NHS-dentist.
LOL. That's the best definition I've read, yet.

Personally, I like to refer to metric measurements as those that are used by mechanics and machinists that can't hold a tolerance to a standard size. If you goof on the part and over/under size it, well, you were just using metric.
Palaios
11-02-2006, 17:19
*grumbless* I want snow, never seen anything more than something like 20 cm of it (at any given time)... Its not raining now, but it was yesterday... *sigh* *stupid dutch weather*
Teh_pantless_hero
11-02-2006, 17:21
It never snows here. The weather is guaranteed to be at least 5 degrees above freezing until the very second every bit of moisture is removed from the relevant area.
Lunatic Goofballs
11-02-2006, 20:56
http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/Chicken.gif
Jewish Media Control
11-02-2006, 20:59
English, please.

You've never heard of a meter stick!?
Jewish Media Control
11-02-2006, 21:00
Snow. It's snowing here. It's been a super mild winter. Only two meters.
Megaloria
11-02-2006, 21:01
We have snow around here. Sunday night, storm's-a-comin'.


Yep.


A-yep.
Ritlina
11-02-2006, 21:05
Ehh, I Live In The Central Valley In California. I Don't Get ANY Snow Here! It Sucks...
Tonissia
11-02-2006, 21:09
Its snowing outside my house right now and I feel the urge to tell someone.


Snowed here today and yesterday,But it melted:(
Qwystyria
11-02-2006, 21:10
SOme people just don't appreciate topical humor. :p

Maybe some of these people with their walls and metres of snow would appreciate tropical humor more. :eek:


*EDIT* It just started snowing here too, and when my kid wakes up from her nap, we'll be going outside to enjoy the nice fluffy white stuff. We've had a winter remarkably devoid of it hitherto, except for the inch or so I used to make my snow sharks and snowsnake chasing a snowman.
Achtung 45
11-02-2006, 21:12
Its snowing outside my house right now and I feel the urge to tell someone.
It's nearly 90 fahrenheit outside my house. and i do live in the northern hemisphere
Jeigas
11-02-2006, 21:12
Very cold here. It is about -43 celsius at the moment. It has not snowed for a while, so it's more icy than snowy. But there is a light snow coming down at the moment. It's in Moscow, by the way.
[NS]Simonist
11-02-2006, 21:14
It's snowing where I live as well, despite the weather not being rightly cold enough to logically accomodate such snow. I call bullshit. And if I walk out of work at 11 tonight and my car is covered in snow and/or ice, even in the lightest sheet, there will be hell to pay.

That's right, Nature. I'm coming after you.
Minoriteeburg
11-02-2006, 21:16
It's supposed to be a foot of snow back home in philly, but here in Ga it's 55 degrees and raining.
Qwystyria
11-02-2006, 21:18
It's supposed to be a foot of snow back home in philly, but here in Ga it's 55 degrees and raining.

You and my sister both. Teach you Philadelphians to move to Georgia. I never want to live that far south.
Northrop-Grumman
11-02-2006, 21:20
It's still snowing here in the mountains at Virginia Tech. Probably got a good five or six inches already. The weather reports say that we'll get a a few more before it tapers off tonight.

http://img475.imageshack.us/img475/7083/ssa500025hb.jpg
Teh_pantless_hero
11-02-2006, 21:24
http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/Chicken.gif
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/9954/chsig2ak.jpg
Sarkhaan
11-02-2006, 21:36
I'm expecting a blizzard tonight in my neck of the woods.
yay for noreasters!

you know what this means...DRUNKEN SNOWBALL FIGHTS! after jello wrestling. This will be a good night.
Lunatic Goofballs
12-02-2006, 02:02
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/9954/chsig2ak.jpg
:D
Lunatic Goofballs
12-02-2006, 02:03
yay for noreasters!

you know what this means...DRUNKEN SNOWBALL FIGHTS! after jello wrestling. This will be a good night.

This will be the first major snow in a while. So I suspect you may be right. :)
Qwystyria
12-02-2006, 02:15
When my two-year old got up from her nap, I told her to look outside and she started yelling "nose! NOSE!! Outside. Baby go outside!" (She can't really say snow, so she says nose instead, and she calls herself and anyone non-adult baby.) So we went outside, and she was so excited about the "nose" she kept yelling "nose! see, nose!" to everyone she saw. Heh.

We're supposed to get 8-14 inches, latest estimate. Yay.
Lunatic Goofballs
12-02-2006, 02:17
When my two-year old got up from her nap, I told her to look outside and she started yelling "nose! NOSE!! Outside. Baby go outside!" (She can't really say snow, so she says nose instead, and she calls herself and anyone non-adult baby.) So we went outside, and she was so excited about the "nose" she kept yelling "nose! see, nose!" to everyone she saw. Heh.

We're supposed to get 8-14 inches, latest estimate. Yay.

Devastatingly cute. :)
Swilatia
12-02-2006, 02:25
It's a unit of length used in Britain.
and the rest of Euroland.
Sarkhaan
12-02-2006, 03:01
This will be the first major snow in a while. So I suspect you may be right. :)
haha...oh, the plan is already in progress...now we just need the snow.

*looks hopefully out the window*
Maineiacs
12-02-2006, 03:50
*waits for someone to say that where they are there's been a metre of snow on the ground for the past three months* Edit: Lunatic Goofballs is close enough...


Well, normally here there should be. We haven't had 3 feet total all winter, and there is currently none on the ground. that'll change tomorrow. They're expecting somwhere between 3 and 12 inches (7.6 to 30 cm).
Iztatepopotla
12-02-2006, 04:18
and the rest of Euroland.
And Asia, Africa, and practically the entire American continent.
Jeruselem
12-02-2006, 04:34
Its snowing outside my house right now and I feel the urge to tell someone.

** Looks outside ***

Just tropical sunshine here (Yes, it's really hot too)