NationStates Jolt Archive


BBC: American customs discover human head in luggage

Tactical Grace
11-02-2006, 13:46
Apparently, the woman needed the boxed head for religious observances.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4703328.stm

:eek:
Jeruselem
11-02-2006, 13:49
You would stay away from someone who carries human heads around too.
Turquoise Days
11-02-2006, 13:50
'Anything to declare, Ma'am? Cigarettes? Alcohol? Human remains?'
Tactical Grace
11-02-2006, 13:51
'Anything to declare, Ma'am? Cigarettes? Alcohol? Human remains?'
We live in a surreal world.
JuNii
11-02-2006, 14:06
'Anything to declare, Ma'am? Cigarettes? Alcohol? Human remains?'
"sorry, don't smoke, neither do I drink...

...

and, well yes, I have a little head in this box, he wards away Evil Spirits, I call him Head.
do I have to give you Head?
Really? I can Keep my Head?
oh, thank you... you wanna see it?

yes, I do have a good head.
What? How do I use the head?
well, I shake my head, sometimes tho, I loose my grip and end up tossing my head and if i'm not careful, I can really loose my head."
Enrosol
11-02-2006, 14:18
"People always tell me I have a good head on my shoulders, but just in case they're wrong, I keep a spare head with me at all times."

How come they haven't tried to find out whose head it is? There's probably a headless corpse in some alley somewhere in Haiti.
CanuckHeaven
11-02-2006, 14:55
Apparently, the woman needed the boxed head for religious observances.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4703328.stm

:eek:
Obviously this woman knows how to get a-head in life. :rolleyes:

In all seriousness, one would wonder where the body is and whether any foul play was involved in getting head?
The Infinite Dunes
11-02-2006, 15:05
Well, personally, I think it looks kinda like... you know... severe.
:p
*runs*

But in all honnesty, what happens if it turns out to be her granpappy's head that was bequethed to her in his will? She'd get 15 years for that?
JuNii
11-02-2006, 15:06
Well, personally, I think it looks kinda like... you know... severe.
:p
*runs*
Well, true, but it's nothing to loose your head over.
*Watches TID run like a chicken without it's head.*
America of Tomorrow
11-02-2006, 15:07
How come they haven't tried to find out whose head it is? There's probably a headless corpse in some alley somewhere in Haiti.

Yeah, seriously? Maybe they're just still investigating and will let us know more later.
The Infinite Dunes
11-02-2006, 15:09
Well, true, but it's nothing to loose your head over.
*Watches TID run like a chicken without it's head.*
*orders a replacement head from Haiti*
Lucky that I have a braile keyboard. *nods... well not quite yet, my new head hasn't arrived yet*