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Some rather interesting American Idol videos...

Europa Maxima
11-02-2006, 02:10
What is wrong with people nowadays...anyway :p

http://media.putfile.com/FOXs-next-American-Idol-sensation-Rhonetta-Johnson
She made me laugh so hard. :p I hate Paula Abdul and Simon, though this one is psycho. The "sophisticated, graceful lady," Rhonetta.

http://today.ccopinion.com/crystal-parizanski-american-idol-audition/
This one is so dumb she could make Paris Hilton seem smart. Also funny. How stupid can you get. :p

http://users.design.ucla.edu/~mylrea/blog/vp2/contentplayers/projects/project5/alifeinsatansanus.html
Separate video, really funny, around 30 minutes.
Dragons with Guns
11-02-2006, 02:31
You realize, at this point, that most if not all of those "bad" singers are there to get on TV or are scripted/setup? :(
Europa Maxima
11-02-2006, 02:32
You realize, at this point, that most if not all of those "bad" singers are there to get on TV or are scripted/setup? :(
Probably. That doesn't make either of them any less amusing :p
Dragons with Guns
11-02-2006, 02:41
Probably. That doesn't make either of them any less amusing :p

Though I must admit the last video so far (about halfway through) is pretty hilarious.

"Why don't you just DIEEEEEEEEEEE?!"
Europa Maxima
11-02-2006, 02:42
Though I must admit the last video so far (about halfway through) is pretty hilarious.

"Why don't you just DIEEEEEEEEEEE?!"
Yeah that one is rather funny. I like the way he is called "Brenda" as well.
Smunkeeville
11-02-2006, 02:46
I had a dream once that I went to audition for American Idol, Simon said "don't ever ever ever sing again ever" and I asked "what about when I sing my kids to sleep?" and he said "don't ever ever ever sing again ever"

the next day the news reported that American Idol was coming to my town.....I decided that my dream was in fact a warning and didn't go. ;) I think I made the right choice.
Europa Maxima
11-02-2006, 02:49
I had a dream once that I went to audition for American Idol, Simon said "don't ever ever ever sing again ever" and I asked "what about when I sing my kids to sleep?" and he said "don't ever ever ever sing again ever"

the next day the news reported that American Idol was coming to my town.....I decided that my dream was in fact a warning and didn't go. ;) I think I made the right choice.
lol I am beginning to wonder if almost all the bad auditions are truly faked...I mean if someone really cannot sing, why ridicule themselves in that way?

Simon is a twat. <.<
Smunkeeville
11-02-2006, 02:52
lol I am beginning to wonder if almost all the bad auditions are truly faked...I mean if someone really cannot sing, why ridicule themselves in that way?
I actually can sing, at least I think I can, although that may not mean much because I think probably most of the bad singers on there think that they can sing too. I used to be in a band though, and I have won awards for singing so maybe I can, but I doubt that I would want to sing what they would want me to sing anyway. That dream disturbed me though, I kept thinking for weeks "what if I can't sing and everyone has just been being nice all these years"
Europa Maxima
11-02-2006, 03:28
I actually can sing, at least I think I can, although that may not mean much because I think probably most of the bad singers on there think that they can sing too. I used to be in a band though, and I have won awards for singing so maybe I can, but I doubt that I would want to sing what they would want me to sing anyway. That dream disturbed me though, I kept thinking for weeks "what if I can't sing and everyone has just been being nice all these years"
lol yeah this one guy even won awards and was shocked when they rejected him. Simon went really harsh on him, unnecessarily so. I loved Rhonetta though. How can anyone be that confident? Or rather, arrogant. :confused: