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Israel-Palestine, A Fair and Balanced Plan

Neo Kervoskia
11-02-2006, 02:04
There's been much talk over Israel and Palestine and what to do. I have observed these threads and have made a plan that will benefit everyone.



http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/4835/war9by.png (http://imageshack.us)


MY PLAN:
The dark grey area in the north will be sold to the state of Montana and from this point on be known as "New Montana". There people may herd sheep or cattle or whatever Midwesterners do.

The light grey will become Lego Land. It will be a massive theme park where all of the cities will be constructed entirely from Legos.

The dark green will be my own personal, kingdom.

The yellow will become the world's largest prison, it'll work like in the movie Escape from New York.

The purple will given to Andorra so that they may finally have an empire of their own.

The dark blue will be where the Med. will flow into a man-mad lake and the surrounding orange will be turned into a condo community open to all retirees.

The brown will be known as the Land of Beer and Sluts.

The really light and annoying blue will be sold to Disney land to construct Gaza-Disney Land.

The blinding green will be split between the communists, anarcho-capitalists, fascists, and others so that they can have a place of their own and stop their fucking bitching.

Oh, yeah.

And the bright red will be given to the Palestinians and the bright blue will be given to the Israelis.
Turquoise Days
11-02-2006, 02:06
Sounds good to me...
Neo Kervoskia
11-02-2006, 02:07
Sounds good to me...
See if people listened to me more often, everything would alright.. or possibly dead.
Tactical Grace
11-02-2006, 02:12
Seems to me that the problem with Israel is the Israeli/Palestinian question. Maybe if the whole place got given to someone else, like alien overlords or a distributed machine intelligence, or something like that, and half of them died, they would start a dialogue and cooperation.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
11-02-2006, 02:12
The purple will given to Andorra so that they may finally have an empire of their own.

. . .

And the bright red will be given to the Palestinians and the bright blue will be given to the Israelis.
That's not right! What have the Andorrans done to deserve living next the Israelis and Palestinians?
Psychotic Mongooses
11-02-2006, 02:15
They tried to be Swiss...and failed. :D
Fergusstan
11-02-2006, 03:36
I especially love the sound of legoland
Neo Kervoskia
11-02-2006, 03:41
I especially love the sound of legoland
It's only fair.
Zilam
11-02-2006, 03:52
Wait a second..I think i deserve to have a peice of land where I can walk around naked on without being arrested(not that i have experience with that)

If I don't get this land...Be warned...I will strap Road flares and alarm clocks to my chest...and send flour through the mail....T-Had(not to be confused with Jihad)

Love,
Thomas


;)
Man in Black
11-02-2006, 03:53
Where's the Agricultural zoning where us potheads can go and grow our Ganja?
Super-power
11-02-2006, 03:57
http://www.randomimage.us/files/Unicronapproves.jpg
Zilam
11-02-2006, 03:57
Where's the Agricultural zoning where us potheads can go and grow our Ganja?


Hey, get in line pal. I'm trying to get my nude zone...Nude 24/7/365
Zilam
11-02-2006, 03:58
http://www.randomimage.us/files/Unicronapproves.jpg


:eek:

-runs off crying-

thats kinda scary looking