Neo Kervoskia
11-02-2006, 02:04
There's been much talk over Israel and Palestine and what to do. I have observed these threads and have made a plan that will benefit everyone.
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/4835/war9by.png (http://imageshack.us)
MY PLAN:
The dark grey area in the north will be sold to the state of Montana and from this point on be known as "New Montana". There people may herd sheep or cattle or whatever Midwesterners do.
The light grey will become Lego Land. It will be a massive theme park where all of the cities will be constructed entirely from Legos.
The dark green will be my own personal, kingdom.
The yellow will become the world's largest prison, it'll work like in the movie Escape from New York.
The purple will given to Andorra so that they may finally have an empire of their own.
The dark blue will be where the Med. will flow into a man-mad lake and the surrounding orange will be turned into a condo community open to all retirees.
The brown will be known as the Land of Beer and Sluts.
The really light and annoying blue will be sold to Disney land to construct Gaza-Disney Land.
The blinding green will be split between the communists, anarcho-capitalists, fascists, and others so that they can have a place of their own and stop their fucking bitching.
Oh, yeah.
And the bright red will be given to the Palestinians and the bright blue will be given to the Israelis.
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/4835/war9by.png (http://imageshack.us)
MY PLAN:
The dark grey area in the north will be sold to the state of Montana and from this point on be known as "New Montana". There people may herd sheep or cattle or whatever Midwesterners do.
The light grey will become Lego Land. It will be a massive theme park where all of the cities will be constructed entirely from Legos.
The dark green will be my own personal, kingdom.
The yellow will become the world's largest prison, it'll work like in the movie Escape from New York.
The purple will given to Andorra so that they may finally have an empire of their own.
The dark blue will be where the Med. will flow into a man-mad lake and the surrounding orange will be turned into a condo community open to all retirees.
The brown will be known as the Land of Beer and Sluts.
The really light and annoying blue will be sold to Disney land to construct Gaza-Disney Land.
The blinding green will be split between the communists, anarcho-capitalists, fascists, and others so that they can have a place of their own and stop their fucking bitching.
Oh, yeah.
And the bright red will be given to the Palestinians and the bright blue will be given to the Israelis.