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OMG! Hilarity.

Click Me Now! (http://www.youtube.com/w/Brokeback-to-the-Future?v=zfODSPIYwpQ&search=brokeback%20to%20the%20future)

:D

lol

genius!

interesting....

You do realise I am never going to be able to watch Back to the Future ever again?;)

LMAO That was hilarious. They need to do a brokeback starwars now.

Great fun! :D

That was a little slice of brilliant there, thank you for showing me that.

You do realise I am never going to be able to watch Back to the Future ever again?;)

Lol ... sorry. :D

Amazing what you can do with enough tape to edit, huh?:D

OMG! Hilarity.

Click Me Now!

:D


this fuckin made my day. thank you :D

I'll never be able to watch those movies again without think of Marty/Doc slash....you've corrupted me.;)

But dude, someone needs to do Star Wars - Han/Luke..... :D

I'll never be able to watch those movies again without think of Marty/Doc slash....you've corrupted me.;)

But dude, someone needs to do Star Wars - Han/Luke..... :D

Han and Chewie would be funnier. That or R2D2 and C3PO.....

Han and Chewie would be funnier. That or R2D2 and C3PO.....


or a luke/leia video about their nice little brother/sister hookup

or a luke/leia video about their nice little brother/sister hookup

It's never just sibling love....

On one hand, this is hilarious.

On the other hand... EWWWW!

Someone was listening to NPR this afternoon :)

Someone was listening to NPR this afternoon :)


NPR??

Was it me or was Star Wars a sick film? I mean it was obvious that Luke had ther hots for Lea, but at the end, we find out that they are siblings? Did George have an incest fanasty or was he on some good stuff? Also, what was with R2D2 and 3GPO? I think at least 3GPO counts as the first gay robot.

NPR??


Conceivably it's a coincidence, but NPR did something about this today.

NPR = National Public Radio

Was it me or was Star Wars a sick film? I mean it was obvious that Luke had ther hots for Lea, but at the end, we find out that they are siblings? Did George have an incest fanasty or was he on some good stuff? Also, what was with R2D2 and 3GPO? I think at least 3GPO counts as the first gay robot.

Possibly in the star wars universe, they have a similar view on incest to that of the ancient eygptians.

Was it me or was Star Wars a sick film? I mean it was obvious that Luke had ther hots for Lea, but at the end, we find out that they are siblings? Did George have an incest fanasty or was he on some good stuff? Also, what was with R2D2 and 3GPO? I think at least 3GPO counts as the first gay robot.


Here is the first gay robot
http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/Cabana/3826/b9.jpg

Poor Will Robinson....he certainly was in danger..of feeling the cold clamps!

Here is the first gay robot
http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/Cabana/3826/b9.jpg

Poor Will Robinson....he certainly was in danger..of feeling the cold clamps!

Probably had the first vibrators too.

Probably had the first vibrators too.


He's equipped for all occasions

He's equipped for all occasions

A swiss Army Sex bot!

A swiss Army Sex bot!


Why did they ever stop making those?

Why did they ever stop making those?

Because they kept on exploding when the users told them they performed sub-par.

Because they kept on exploding when the users told them they performed sub-par.


Don't people know how to handle the sex bot? You got to look them dead in the glowing eyes, and no matter what afterwards you tell them you love them. Because a bot like that you gotta romance first.

Like the Crushinator.....:fluffle:

Don't people know how to handle the sex bot? You got to look them dead in the glowing eyes, and no matter what afterwards you tell them you love them. Because a bot like that you gotta romance first.

Like the Crushinator.....:fluffle:

Also, don't talk about the tail pipes, you don't want to be a pervert.

Also, don't talk about the tail pipes, you don't want to be a pervert.


I woudl never talk about sweet old Crushie like that

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/evanatduke/Digital%20Camera%20Pics/crushinator.jpg

ladies take notes on how to be sexy here

I woudl never talk about sweet old Crushie like that

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/evanatduke/Digital%20Camera%20Pics/crushinator.jpg

ladies take notes on how to be sexy here

Hillbilly women can be sexy, as long as they don't smile.

Hillbilly women can be sexy, as long as they don't smile.


not having any teeth works well in delicate areas

not having any teeth works well in delicate areas

That is true, and their gums do add to the experience. Mmmm, I think I shall visit the mountains next weekend. Time to see some hillbillies.

That is true, and their gums do add to the experience. Mmmm, I think I shall visit the mountains next weekend. Time to see some hillbillies.


Some of the best are in PA, but im sure NC has got some fine ones to offer

Some of the best are in PA, but im sure NC has got some fine ones to offer

Yep, and you won't believe what they consider alot of money.

Yep, and you won't believe what they consider alot of money.


I got about $5.68. What would that get me?

I got about $5.68. What would that get me?

A mature woman who makes her own moonshine.

A mature woman who makes her own moonshine.


Damn how much i gotta get for something good?

well maybe after the moonshine it won't be so bad.

Damn how much i gotta get for something good?

well maybe after the moonshine it won't be so bad.

$100 would get you a teen who an aspiring country music star. $200 would get you a thin one.

$100 would get you a teen who an aspiring country music star. $200 would get you a thin one.


shit man who needs thin? more cushion for the pushin

shit man who needs thin? more cushion for the pushin

LOL! Well, you're set then!

LOL! Well, you're set then!


Damn straight! Now all I need is $100

Damn straight! Now all I need is $100

Sleep with the mature woman for some moonshine. Sell the moonshine and sleep with the teen.

Sleep with the mature woman for some moonshine. Sell the moonshine and sleep with the teen.


I was thinkin of sellin the woman, and using the moonshine to get the men drunker therefore shell out more money

I was thinkin of sellin the woman, and using the moonshine to get the men drunker therefore shell out more money

That'll work too.

That'll work too.


probably make more than 100 bucks too that way ill get the big one and the thin one. I know it's 200 bucks for the thin one, but since she's thin it'll only take a shot of shine to get her off her feet.

probably make more than 100 bucks too that way ill get the big one and the thin one. I know it's 200 bucks for the thin one, but since she's thin it'll only take a shot of shine to get her off her feet.

HillBilly pimpin' at its best!

HillBilly pimpin' at its best!


Born and raised in PA, I know Hillbilly pimpin'

Born and raised in PA, I know Hillbilly pimpin'

You have much to teach us o' pimpin' one.

You have much to teach us o' pimpin' one.


First lesson: Try not to aim too high in your standards. Because why spend all your time trying to get one special ho when you can just lure a bunch of simple minded ho's. Sometimes it is quantity over quality.

Someone was listening to NPR this afternoon :)

ding ding ding!

Yep. :)

I was listening to All Things Considered. Had to see the trailors they were talking about to give myself a good laugh after they played that horrible story about China and forced abortions/sterilization.

The one for "Shining" was pretty damn funny, too.

Clicky! (http://www.youtube.com/w/shining?v=1J9ufqCoqyo&search=shining)

:D

That or R2D2 and C3PO.....

http://www.npr.org/programs/atc/features/2006/feb/trailer/brokeback_200.jpg

The one for "Shining" was pretty damn funny, too.

Clicky! (http://www.youtube.com/w/shining?v=1J9ufqCoqyo&search=shining)

:D
Yeah, it was - though not even the fluffy soundtrack could take the creepiness out of the pictures... That camera angle of the little kid riding his tricycle round the room spells DOOM loud enough to make your ears ring.

Well,if we going to do brokeback piss-takes, here's one I find hilarious:
http://www.salon.com/comics/boll/2006/01/26/boll/story.gif

I think the Nob Hill one is my favorite--can there ever be anything too gay for San Francisco?

I like 'Forbidden Invader', for the double entendre.

You do realise I am never going to be able to watch Back to the Future ever again?;)
So then Keruvalia did you a favor.

Yeah, it was - though not even the fluffy soundtrack could take the creepiness out of the pictures... That camera angle of the little kid riding his tricycle round the room spells DOOM loud enough to make your ears ring.

Oy that's true. Although I love that they used the cliche Peter Gabriel song.

However, for The Shining parodies, nothing beats the bunnies:

http://www.angryalien.com/0504/shiningbunnies.html