NationStates Jolt Archive

Yes my friends, I have good news and bad news.

The good news is that Nationstates is now officially (http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/) 35% evil!

The bad news is that we are also 65% good. I'd like to see a bit more effort in future please to preserve our cosmic evil.

Anyway, I'd like to start a little competition to see what the most evil site we can find is, you can find the gematriculator here (http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/). Bonus points will be awarded for rating the evilness of well known websites such as google and the white house.

Ready, set, GO!

church of satan! 48% evil, 52% good

officially (http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/)

What a load of crap.

What a load of crap.

Heretic! :eek:

It's broken. It said that jolt is 61% good.

This is going to get moved to the spam forum soon. Before that happens:

http://www.dilbert.com is 55% evil, 45% good

This is going to get moved to the spam forum soon. Before that happens:

http://www.dilbert.com is 55% evil, 45% good

It isn't really spam...

I tried it on itself:

Recursive gematriculation messes with the fabric of the universe itself and cannot be allowed.

According to this, my xanga is 60% evil and my boyfriend's is 24% evil. Which is bull.

Interestingly enough, my ex's website is 82% evil.....

I should have guessed:

http://www.microsoft.com is 66% evil, 34% good

Heretic! :eek:

American Nazi Party
http://www.americannaziparty.com/
46% evil, 54% good

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/frisbeeteria/modedit.jpg nooo ... 72% good... it works very well..

The Offical Vatican (the HQ for the Roman Catholic Church for those who don't know or care).

1% Evil 99% Good.

Jack Chick (http://www.chick.com)'s site is 99% good.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=1227 is
62% evil, 38% good

sounds about right. :p

Jack Chick (http://www.chick.com)'s site is 99% good.

Ok, maybe it is broken...

Ok, maybe it is broken...
No way.. it said http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/frisbeeteria/modedit.jpg nooo ... is 75% good!

I should've realised that most people would type in porn sites and get the thread locked for spam shouldn't I?:p

www.tractorgirls.co.uk

94% Good
6% Evil

nice one

I should've realised that most people would type in porn sites and get the thread locked for spam shouldn't I?:p
Yes. Yes, you should have.

Both the entire text of the Lord's prayer and the sentence "Satan is my buddy" both score 1% evil 99% good.

mine didn't add up :confused: I tried my blog and it was 33% evil and 64% good

that's not 100% wtf?

http://kittenwar.com
61% evil!:eek:

mine didn't add up :confused: I tried my blog and it was 33% evil and 64% good

that's not 100% wtf?
1% abstained from the vote. Duh.

The Kill Everyone Projcet on that page owns

The Preamble to the Constitution is 44% evil, 56% good

http://www.liquidgeneration.com is 70% evil

Simonist']1% abstained from the vote. Duh.
and the other 2%?

Simonist']1% abstained from the vote. Duh.

wouldn't it be 3%?

Well, I typed in my first and last name, and all I have to say is....................... "Lock up your children!"



The text you sent is
99% evil, 1% good

The text "100% pure good" is 50% evil, 50% good

fred phelps site (godhatesfags) is 59% evil, 41% good

godhatesfredphelps.com, on the other hand, is 33% evil, 67% good.

and the other 2%?
Margin of error. Sorry, I didn't know I hit "submit reply" before I ran off for laundry, I was gonna add that before replying :(

The pope is only 42% evil

:(

Pie is 99% good.

Chuck Norris is 98% evil.

Well, I typed in my first and last name, and all I have to say is....................... "Lock up your children!"



The text you sent is
99% evil, 1% good
That's really disturbing, because I put in my first and last name and got
1% Evil, 99% Good.

Simonist']That's really disturbing, because I put in my first and last name and got
1% Evil, 99% Good.
It's odd, because I put in my wifes name (same last name) and she scored the same as you. HHHmmmmmm

Gematria isn't supposed to work with English letters, it is supposed to work with the original Hebrew.

On the other hand, www.harvard.edu is 79% evil / 21% good, while www.mit.edu showed up as 49% evil / 51% good so it can't be that far off...

My nation showed up as 38% evil.

The most amusing of all, however, is that www.cia.gov is 65% evil, while www.fbi.gov is only 29% evil and www.irs.gov is only 54% evil.

On the other hand, perhaps the rating of the IRS does prove that this is broken...

The principle of the sovereignty of the people (which in Norwegian is spelled "folkesuverenitetsprinsippet",) is 50% and 50% evil. Sounds about right.

UPDATE: "a raging boner" is 99% good.

Hmmmmm why don't I belive this?

www.senate.gov

5% evil, 95% good

;)

Whoo hooo... "Junii" is 1% evil and 99% good. :D

fred phelps site (godhatesfags) is 59% evil, 41% good

godhatesfredphelps.com, on the other hand, is 33% evil, 67% good.
And the website for my office (a very small architectural firm specializing in residential & churches) is 70% evil... :rolleyes:

The Swedish version of IRS, Skatteverket, was 72 % Evil. By the way, their logo looks like a black hole, sucking money into it.

http://www.egetforetag.com/blue/massa/kristinehamn/pix/logo_skatteverket2.gif

EDIT: Out Prime Minister is 99% Evil...

http://www.google.co.uk is
1% evil, 99% good

but http://www.google.com is
31% evil, 69% good

sex, apparently, is 50% good and 50% evil.
anal and oral sex however are 99% good.
So I suppsoe the other kind is evil, by virtue of spawning children

I have http://www.laceyturner.co.uk is 86% evil 14% good. She is in the right role for stacey in Eastenders then

Freakin' STILEPROJECT, a site with crime scene phtots and Japanese scatological sex films . . . 35% evil, 65% good.

Seriously.

Well, I typed in my first and last name, and all I have to say is....................... "Lock up your children!"



The text you sent is
99% evil, 1% good

Wow, same here!

*kicks fluffy kitten*

http://www.broadleft.org a site about the left under all its aspects, is 97% good, 3 % evil. The Gematriculator has spoken.

my personal website is 66% evil
and i am, myself, only 24% evil... where is that extra nastiness coming from? :confused:

My birth name. 1% evil, 99% good

I typed in my full name annd I got. 99% good. Although I think the symbols for good and evil should be reversed.

That's funny!
The NRA ILA site was only 39% evil. My trout forum was just 12% evil. Pretty darn tame.

I'm concentrated evil. Don't leave me in your toaster oven.

Apparently my poem on depression is 1% evil, 99% good! Even though it refers to Death twice (the reaper).

My Nation Is 61 Percent Evil. And Apparently, The Numerical Value Of "Business" Is 666. Seriosly, Put Business Into The Germaculater.

http://www.google.co.uk is
1% evil, 99% good

but http://www.google.com is
31% evil, 69% good

google.cn is 80% good :D

www.kabbalah.com is 86% Evil. I'm only surprised it wasn't higher.

Seriously This Has To Be The Funniest Thing I've Seen! I'm Still Laughing! The Numerical Value Of Business Is 666! So, I Guess That Proves Capitalists Are Evil!

Turns out www.whitehouse.gov is only 21% evil, so it's not the office, it must be the man. George Walker Bush is only 1% evil. I couldn't find anyone in the Administration that was truly evil. But Laura, the stinker, is the one polluting the atmosphere in D.C. She is 99% evil. Who'd have guessed that?

CBC news (http://www.cbc.ca ) is
48% evil, 52% good.

My favourite Toy (http://www.microforever.com/ ) is
98% evil, 2% good

http://www.denver-christian.org/HighSchool/CompApps/Bender is only 1% evil!

http://www.denver-christian.org/HighSchool/CompApps/Bender is only 1% evil!

So is the Vatican......

>_>

The test "Lucifer" is only 1% evil. Someone screwed up on that one...

http://www.kool-aid.com (http://www.kool-aid.com/) is
33% evil, 67% good

http://www.microsoft.com is
10% evil, 90% good


You heard it here first Kool-Aid more evil than microsoft!

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=467967 (the MacGyver thread)
is 27% evil, 73% good

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=453944 (the Chuck Norris Thread)
is 37% evil, 63% good


also official Chuckianity 10% more evil than McGyverism

MY Website:

http://www.windowportfolio.uni.cc is
98% evil, 2% good

I'm not surprised.

i thought this was interesting.....

www.medicare.gov (http://www.medicare.gov) is
47% evil, 53% good

Divine Interventions are just divine with a 7% evil 93% good rating!

Yes, that 's www.divine-interventions.com
the official Home of the Baby Jesus Buttplug ...

TEXT BEGINS
When you woke up this morning
you know that something was missin
in your life.
It wasn't the new car, the new job,
the boyfriend or the girlfriend.
But now you know: it's the Baby Jesus
Butt Plug.
Slap him on the dashboard.
Use him as the ultimate pacifier
or make Baby Jesus the centerpiece
of your magnificent Dildo Creche.

What would Jesus do?
TEXT ENDS

My legal name is:

1% evil, 99% good

http://www.chucknorris.com
is 1% evil, 99% good

http://www.aol.com is
14% evil, 86% good

http://www.yahoo.com is
17% evil, 83% good

http://www.msn.com is
70% evil, 30% good :eek:

http://www.mozilla.com is
34% evil, 66% good

http://www.google.com is
31% evil, 69% good

"I love you!" = 20% evil, 80% good
"I hate you!" = 1% evil, 99% good
"Your mom." = 1% evil, 99% good
"Ivan Panin" = 50% evil, 50% good

http://www.us.gov is
28% evil, 72% good

http://www.australia.gov.au/ is
57% evil, 43% good :confused:

Interstingly, atheist, buddist and hindus are only 1% evil, while jews, chirstian, and muslims are 50% evil....

I'm 98% evil, 2% good

http://www.gay.com is
17% evil, 83% good

Hooray :D

What a load of crap.
I agree.

http://www.fox.com/home.htm:
53% evil, 47% good

http://www.whitehouse.gov:
20% evil, 80% good
I find it difficult to believe a government is so good.

However, George Bush's page on that site
http://www.whitehouse.gov/president/gwbbio.html is:
59% evil, 41% good
That's more like it!

Chuck Norris is 98% evil.
Curses...


Legless Pirates 99% good
and my real name..... 50-50! :D

http://www.chucknorris.com
is 1% evil, 99% good
No!!!!

Swilatia is 99% evil.

Sonaj: 99% evil, baby!

My real name: 99% good.

My online-persona is apparently my RL direct opposite... Interesting. or not

Oh God...say it ain't so!
Chuck Norris: 98% evil, 2% good :eek:

Say what! The Helghan Empire is 1% evil, 99% good. And my entire name is the same result.

we need every1 2 be evil. thats our goal. its what we r tying 2 do. the problem is the U.N. the U.N. prevents certain laws from passing. people must drop out of the U.N. and make their nation as evil as possible. (AEAP)

Oh God...say it ain't so!
Chuck Norris: 98% evil, 2% good :eek:
Yay!!!!!!

What the Hell?!
Lucifer: 1% evil, 99% good

Say what! The Helghan Empire is 1% evil, 99% good. And my entire name is the same result.
Maybe because that thing uses a different definition of evil.

we need every1 2 be evil. thats our goal. its what we r tying 2 do. the problem is the U.N. the U.N. prevents certain laws from passing. people must drop out of the U.N. and make their nation as evil as possible. (AEAP)
Not fuuny.

Now look it there! "Heavenly Sex" is truly the heaven, as it's:
1% evil, 99% good :D
*polishes the halo over his head*

Let's see... Christians are 50% evil, 50% good.
"Jesus doing Josef in the ass" is 1% evil, 99% good :D
"President Bush" is 99% evil, 1% good! :D There, it actually works! :D

www.apple.com/itunes is 25% evil, 75% good.
www.bittorrent.com on the other hand, is only 17% evil, 83% good.
I think it's trying to tell you something.

My nation name is apparently 66% evil, 34% good. Not unexpected I guess.

What the Hell?!
Lucifer: 1% evil, 99% good
Lucifer means "light-bringer".

EDIT: What the hell? Adolf Hitler 1% evil, 99% good. This site is obviously not accurate.

Lucifer means "light-bringer".

EDIT: What the hell? Adolf Hitler 1% evil, 99% good. This site is obviously not accurate.
That site is not accurate... It's crap

Vgcats is 48% evil my ass cheek!

It's 100% good and pure!!!