Just a warning to you guys...
PsychoticDan
10-02-2006, 19:34
I work at a post production company in Hollywood. I work in the taperoom and encoding room where we transfer dailies and cut episodes and movies from format to format, etc...
Anyhoo, there are people upstairs doing the coloring and editing and they have a speaker down here through which they ask us to load different tapes into different machines, etc...
We do so many shows and movies that there's no way anyone, icluding myself, know all that is going through here, but I just heard a very disturbing thing through the speaker.
A guy from telecine just asked someone to throw in the first tape of...
...Gomer Pile. :(
Yes, you heard it here first. Someone is actually making a Gomer Pile movie.
On behalf of Hollywood and America, I offer my sincerest apologies for this travesty. :(
Straughn
10-02-2006, 19:36
I work at a post production company in Hollywood. I work in the taperoom and encoding room where we transfer dailies and cut episodes and movies from format to format, etc...
Anyhoo, there are people upstairs doing the coloring and editing and they have a speaker down here through which they ask us to load different tapes into different machines, etc...
We do so many shows and movies that there's no way anyone, icluding myself, know all that is going through here, but I just heard a very disturbing thing through the speaker.
A guy from telecine just asked someone to throw in the first tape of...
...Gomer Pile. :(
Yes, you heard it here first. Someone is actually making a Gomer Pile movie.
On behalf of Hollywood and America, I offer my sincerest apologies for this travesty. :(
Is Jessica Simpson the love interest? No wait, there's no contrast then. No friction-for-humour/opposites-attract angle.
Drunk commies deleted
10-02-2006, 19:38
Is Jim Neighbors dead?
Funny, nothing on IMDB, Google or yahoo...
PsychoticDan
10-02-2006, 19:44
FALSE ALARM!!!!
They're archiving old episodes to digital.
Thank god. That was close. Sorry for the scare:D
Daft Viagria
10-02-2006, 20:14
I work at a post production company in Hollywood. I work in the taperoom and encoding room where we transfer dailies and cut episodes and movies from format to format, etc...
Anyhoo, there are people upstairs doing the coloring and editing and they have a speaker down here through which they ask us to load different tapes into different machines, etc...
We do so many shows and movies that there's no way anyone, icluding myself, know all that is going through here, but I just heard a very disturbing thing through the speaker.
A guy from telecine just asked someone to throw in the first tape of...
...Gomer Pile. :(
Yes, you heard it here first. Someone is actually making a Gomer Pile movie.
On behalf of Hollywood and America, I offer my sincerest apologies for this travesty. :(
Huh, I used to do similer stuff here in the UK ...stuff I saw on out takes ....lovers guide.... ohhhh. Chill, you should get over it sooner than me ..been 10 years now......still not over it....:D
GOLDDIRK
10-02-2006, 20:37
The Gomer Pile movie will probably have a gays in the military theme and a anti-american slant on it to boot,will probably be written by that Ronald D. Moore-on who ruined the Original Galactica with his 2003 Blame America Pornostar Craplactica remake.
Any way the Pyle movie will be enormously better than any of the star wars or next generation movies.
Engage yawn capacitors!
Rich
Carnivorous Lickers
10-02-2006, 20:42
FALSE ALARM!!!!
They're archiving old episodes to digital.
Thank god. That was close. Sorry for the scare:D
Good- I could already hear them casting Jim Carey as the lead and I'm getting a little tired of him
Drunk commies deleted
10-02-2006, 20:42
Gomer Who?
It was an old American TV show about a Marine corps private named Gomer Pyle, who was a little bit slow and always got yelled at by his Sargent.
PsychoticDan
10-02-2006, 20:47
Good- I could already hear them casting Jim Carey as the lead and I'm getting a little tired of him
By mentioning that you made it a little more real. You should be careful. Someone at Eat on Sunset across the street here may be surfing on his laptop over lunch with Mike Eisner and say, "Ah ha!!!!!" Then we're all in trouble. :(
Straughn
10-02-2006, 20:48
It was an old American TV show about a Marine corps private named Gomer Pyle, who was a little bit slow and always got yelled at by his Sargent.
"I did? Then I sure am lucky you knocked me on to this pile of rusty bayonets."
Mini Miehm
10-02-2006, 20:48
"What's your name fatbody?"
"Gomer Pyle sir."
"Private Pyle, you are a disgusting FATBODY!"
Hooray for R Lee Ermy! And Gunnery Searant Hartman!
BackwoodsSquatches
10-02-2006, 20:49
Is Jim Neighbors dead?
Yes.
and we know this, becuase he was found bobbing on the Hudson.
Heh.
PsychoticDan
10-02-2006, 20:50
"What's your name fatbody?"
"Gomer Pyle sir."
"Private Pyle, you are a disgusting FATBODY!"
Hooray for R Lee Ermy! And Gunnery Searant Hartman!
"Are you a FAGGOT, FATBODY?":mad:
"Sir, no, sir!":eek:
"Bullshit, FATBODY! I bet you suck dick so hard you could suck a golfball through a gardenhose, FATBODY!" :mad:
It was an old American TV show about a Marine corps private named Gomer Pyle, who was a little bit slow and always got yelled at by his Sargent.
Oh. How pointless.
Straughn
10-02-2006, 20:55
Oh. How pointless.
Are you kidding? You must have some idea of the kind of competition that American television aspires to, the standards it sets, the integrity it maintains ...
In this case it resulted (loosely, given) in a revival-of-sorts with the movie,
Forrest Gump .... although strangely enough there was more sexuality in the movie, there was more actual sexual tension in the Pyle TV show.
Mini Miehm
10-02-2006, 20:57
"Are you a FAGGOT, FATBODY?":mad:
"Sir, no, sir!":eek:
"Bullshit, FATBODY! I bet you suck dick so hard you could suck a golfball through a gardenhose, FATBODY!" :mad:
"You owe me for ONE JELY DONUT!"
Or, my personal favorite:
"You had better start shitting me TIFFANY CUFFLINKS!"
Mini Miehm
10-02-2006, 20:58
Are you kidding? You must have some idea of the kind of competition that American television aspires to, the standards it sets, the integrity it maintains ...
In this case it resulted (loosely, given) in a revival-of-sorts with the movie,
Forrest Gump .... although strangely enough there was more sexuality in the movie, there was more actual sexual tension in the Pyle TV show.
And then the famous Hartman\Pyle appearances in Full Metal Jacket. FMJ! FMJ!
Curious Inquiry
10-02-2006, 20:58
Are you kidding? You must have some idea of the kind of competition that American television aspires to, the standards it sets, the integrity it maintains ...
In this case it resulted (loosely, given) in a revival-of-sorts with the movie,
Forrest Gump .... although strangely enough there was more sexuality in the movie, there was more actual sexual tension in the Pyle TV show.
Oddly enough, when I first saw this thread, I thought of Tom Hanks as Gomer . . .
and how about Harvey Keitel for Sarge?
BackwoodsSquatches
10-02-2006, 21:07
God forbid, if Gomer Pyle USMC were ever made into a movie...only R Lee Ermey could play the Sarge.
Straughn
10-02-2006, 21:39
God forbid, if Gomer Pyle USMC were ever made into a movie...only R Lee Ermey could play the Sarge.
Well, there's potential there, especially if you've seen him in Saving Silverman.
...yea, you know what i'm talking about. :D
Straughn
10-02-2006, 21:41
Oddly enough, when I first saw this thread, I thought of Tom Hanks as Gomer . . .
and how about Harvey Keitel for Sarge?
Well, Keitel is more demure than the sarge from the show ... and the sarge was younger. But not a bad choice.
Straughn
10-02-2006, 21:44
And then the famous Hartman\Pyle appearances in Full Metal Jacket. FMJ! FMJ!
Ah, got me! It's been too long. Thanks for the illustrative quotes, though! :D
Spock: Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with, shall we say, more colorful metaphors, "double dumb-ass on you" and so forth.
Kirk: Oh, you mean the profanity?
Spock: Yes.
Kirk: Well that's simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you unless you swear every other word.
Kirk: Spock, where the hell's the power you promised?
Spock: One damn minute, Admiral.
PsychoticDan
10-02-2006, 21:44
"You owe me for ONE JELY DONUT!"
Or, my personal favorite:
"You had better start shitting me TIFFANY CUFFLINKS!"
I want that bathroom so clean that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump! :mad:
The Gomer Pile movie will probably have a gays in the military theme and a anti-american slant on it to boot,will probably be written by that Ronald D. Moore-on who ruined the Original Galactica with his 2003 Blame America Pornostar Craplactica remake.
Rich
...WTF?:confused:
Myrmidonisia
10-02-2006, 22:32
...Gomer Pile. :(
Yes, you heard it here first. Someone is actually making a Gomer Pile movie.
On behalf of Hollywood and America, I offer my sincerest apologies for this travesty. :(
After The Dukes of Hazard, why should this surprise us?
Straughn
10-02-2006, 23:26
After The Dukes of Hazard, why should this surprise us?
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10397948&postcount=2
Hata-alla
10-02-2006, 23:48
This must be it:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057752/
Karmic Chaos
11-02-2006, 00:39
It was an old American TV show about a Marine corps private named Gomer Pyle, who was a little bit slow and always got yelled at by his Sargent.
How do you like that, the drunk was the first one to spell Gomer Pyle correctly!
THINK LESS, LIVE MORE!
Drunk commies deleted
11-02-2006, 00:41
How do you like that, the drunk was the first one to spell Gomer Pyle correctly!
THINK LESS, LIVE MORE!
Yeah, but I spelled Jim Nabors wrong.
Jerusalas
11-02-2006, 00:43
...WTF?:confused:
Copy that, we have a Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. Repeat we have a Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, please advise Base, over.