NationStates Jolt Archive

After reading the "What if WW2 was a RTS online game" thing I was inspired to try and create my own. It probably sucks, but I don't have all that much attachment to it, I just want to get some feedback.

If the French and Indian War had been an online RTS the chatroom conversation might have been something like this:
*LOu1s has joined the game*
*TEH K1nG has joined the game*
TEH K1nG: ur here??!! this game is gonna sux!!1
LOu1s: fock u! i was heer first!
LOu1s: go drink some tea lol
TEH K1nG: stfu
TEH K1nG: ur goin down frenchy
LOu1s: lol yea right i got a team slot
TEH K1nG: no1 lieks u ur on ur own
LOu1s: my friend si comin
*INDIAN DOOD has joined the game*
INDIAN DOOD: yo lou1s im here
LOu1s: awesome join me and we pwn K1nG
INDIAN DOOD: kk
LOu1s: WTF!! U GOT NO GUNS U NOOB!
TEH K1nG: rofl frenchy ur team sucks
INDIAN DOOD: lou1s just gimme gunz
LOu1s: **** u k1ng i give indian gunz
LOu1s: wtf indian u gots lots of peeps
LOu1s: i dont have that many gunz
INDIAN DOOD: watver gimme what u got
TEH K1nG: u n00bs r goin down i got TEH NAVY
LOu1s: u r teh n00b thsi is on land
TEH K1nG: not ovr there retard lol
LOu1s: wtf k1ng u hax
INDIAN DOOD: lou1s wat happen 2 ur xtra troops?
TEH K1nG: always watch ur arss frenchy
LOu1s: stfu i still pwn on land
TEH K1nG: not nemore frenchy
*GeoRGe W@SH1NGT0N has joined the game*
TEH K1nG: dood george help me and i give u land
GeoRGe W@SH1NGT0N: let me have sum of ur troops
TEH K1nG: noway get ur own troops
GeoRGe W@SH1NGT0N: my tech sux all i got is farmer
TEH K1nG: just give tehm gunz n help!
LOu1s: haha n00bs i pwn ur farmers
GeoRGe W@SH1NGT0N: wait i remember sumthin
GeoRGe W@SH1NGT0N: k1ng use ur blankets vs indian
TEH K1nG: tahts stup1d
GeoRGe W@SH1NGT0N: i play vs him before USE BLANKETS!1!
TEH K1nG: whatevr i try
INDIAN DOOD: WTF!! WTF!1 i lost 1/2 my troops
INDIAN DOOD: k1ng ur gay u cheeser
GeoRGe W@SH1NGT0N: haha u n00b u have no smallpox resist
TEH K1nG: roflmao n00b
GeoRGe W@SH1NGT0N: now we kill INDIAN
LOu1s: wtf this sucks
INDIAN DOOD: help lou1s!!
LOu1s: i cant help k1ng is attacking my base
INDIAN DOOD: this blows k1ng and george hax
GeoRGe W@SH1NGT0N: lol go back to india
TEH K1nG: lmao yea i own thta 2
LOu1s: INDIAN ur such a n00b
INDIAN DOOD: fu all im leavin
INDIAN DOOD: dont lose my land frenchy
*INDIAN DOOD has left the game*
LOu1s: sh1t he left i need help
TEH K1nG: haha this is a taker match wehn u lose i taek ur land
LOu1s: fock that im not givin u my land!!
*SpA1n has joined the game*
LOu1s: sweet dood spa1n help me out k1ng hax
SpA1n: no wya K1nG would pwn me
TEH K1nG: u listen 2 spa1n i am teh best
LOu1s: fock joo k1ng
TEH K1nG: ur gonna get ur arss kicked now
GeoRGe W@SH1NGT0N: dood ur givin me land aftr right?
TEH K1nG: watevr i give it l8r
LOu1s: spa1n start taking my land
SpA1n: kewl ill take it
TEH K1nG: wat a n00b u gave away ur land
GeoRGe W@SH1NGT0N: lol byebye lou1s
*LOu1s has been eliminated*
*The United Kingdom has won*
*TEH K1nG has gained land*
TEH K1nG: wtf? y did i only get half??!!
LOu1s: durr i gave it to spa1n remember n00b
GeoRGe W@SH1NGT0N: stfu frenchy u lost
TEH K1nG: yea u r TEH SUX
LOu1s: fu guyz im leavin
*LOu1s has left the game*
SpA1n: thnx 4 teh land suxxors
*SpA1n has left the game*
GeoRGe W@SH1NGT0N: k dood gimme land now
TEH K1nG: fock u my econ sux now
TEH K1nG: u barely help
GeoRGe W@SH1NGT0N: U LAIR!! IM NOT BEING ON UR TEAM ANYMORE!!
TEH K1nG: whatevr n00b
*TEH K1nG has left the game*
GeoRGe W@SH1NGT0N: son of a *****
*GeoRGe W@SH1NGT0N has left the game*


Any thoughts? Too long, too short? Too historically inaccurate (I didn't really research the topic)? Stupid, cool? Whatever you can think of to say about it.

Nothing? Nobody has an opinion?

I have an opinion.

Call the native Americans as native Americans, not as Indians. No need to perpetuate Columbus's mistake.

I have an opinion.

Call the native Americans as native Americans, not as Indians. No need to perpetuate Columbus's mistake.
They were called Indians at the time and so I called them that in this. I wasn't trying to be politically correct like I am when I am talking seriously. Also the common person would call them indians, and this is an online RTS, so we might not have the brighest people. You know what I mean?

Have they changed the war to French and Native American war?

Lol, the virtual intention of having the French and Indian War is funny itself. Let alone making it a RTS.

Good job on the script, it's a good laugh @_@ :D.

Lol, I wrote on about the American Revolution being an RTS in this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/archive/index.php/t-461970.html) thread. here it is:

*Fr4nc3 has left the game*
*Col0n157z have joined the game*
*3ng14nd has joined the game*

3ng14nd: lolz we pwned france in the last game
Col0n157z: o rly?
3ng14nd: ya rly
Col0n157z: no wai!1! rofl
3ng14nd: shit shit this war focked my debt level up
3ng14nd: colonistz gimme $ im taxin u
Col0n157z: no d00d u h4x
Col0n157z: we're not payin ur stoopid tax
3ng14nd: fock this im sendin soldiers
3ng14nd: gimme tax or ill pwn the shit outta u
Col0n157z: no wai man - no taxat$on w/o representaion
3ng14nd: screw this im sendin troops 2 boston
Col0n157z: WTF
Col0n157z: u just killed 5 of my doodz!1
Col0n157z: bastard im endin our trade deal
3ng14nd: drink our t3a or else
Col0n157z: fock this is da last straw
Col0n157z: if my militias see ur doods walkin randomly ill shoot
3ng14nd: lololol like at lexington and concord?
Col0n157z: o ya well we pwn3d u @ bunker hill bitch
Col0n157z: even if we did lose lol
Col0n157z: screw dis we need to declare independence
3ng14nd: ahahah ur gonna need more than that weak declaration 2 beat me!1!!!1
*L4f4y3tt3 has joined the game*
Col0n157z: o dood
Col0n157z: lafayette help us!1!!!
L4f4y3tt3: fock yea, after what 3ng14nd did 2 me in dat last game ill happily take em down for u
3ng14nd: shit shit im lagging how the fock will i beat france again?
L4f4y3tt3: o noes england im comin for u
3ng14nd: not w/o ticonderoga u wont
Col0n157z: damn u benedict arnold
Col0n157z: but we still have that fort
*c0rnw4llis has joined the game*
3ng14nd: c0rnw4llis get in there and show em who's boss
c0rnw4llis: lol dumb colonists
c0rnw4llis: o fock
c0rnw4llis: the trapped me @ yorktown
3ng14nd: GODDAMIT WE LOST >:-(
Col0n157z: yesssss we wiiiiiiiin!11!!1 stfu england we pwned u!
*fin*

I have an opinion.
Call the native Americans as native Americans, not as Indians. No need to perpetuate Columbus's mistake.
Bah, stop being so PC.

What's the French and Indian War?

Oh, you mean the SEVEN YEAR'S WAR?

:rolleyes:

Silly Americans.

:p

What's the French and Indian War?

Oh, you mean the SEVEN YEAR'S WAR?

:rolleyes:

Silly Americans.

:p
Well, I think I may have put a little more about the European aspect had I meant that. ;)
Oh here the conflict I have written about is referred to as "The French and Indian War" you Europeans can call it what you wish, I don't give a damn :p