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I haven't seen him posting lately. I need my fix of vicious sarcasm.

I haven't seen him posting lately. I need my fix of vicious sarcasm.


yeah without him insulting people, life seems meaningless

isn't he a doctor or something? it's cold and flu season, I bet he is up to his eyeballs in sick people.;)

if by chance I am mistaken, and he isn't a doctor or something then
I bet he just doesn't like us anymore:(

that would suck

isn't he a doctor or something? it's cold and flu season, I bet he is up to his eyeballs in sick people.;)

if by chance I am mistaken, and he isn't a doctor or something then
I bet he just doesn't like us anymore:(
Yeah, I think he is a doctor. Isn't it always cold and flu season in Sweden?

isn't he a doctor or something? it's cold and flu season, I bet he is up to his eyeballs in sick people.;)

if by chance I am mistaken, and he isn't a doctor or something then
I bet he just doesn't like us anymore:(

Or he's dead. I'm betting he's dead. See, if he is, I can hop a boat to Sweden and loot his grave.

I bet he just doesn't like us anymore:(
That's likely.

I'm doing rotations in otorhinolaryngology and opthalmology at a hospital that is situated around 200 km from where I usually live. The place I'm staying at (a sort of dormitory) is very Internet challenged and, as you may have guessed, and some already have, I see, I've been very preoccupied saving people's lives from such dreaded deseases as entropion and deviated septa. My posting will thus be very limited.

SoWiBi - you win, by the way. Kudos.

Sluta dröm om det ljuva livet,
(vi kommer aldrig va med om det)
Och be aldrig mer om ursäkt
(för sakerna du aldrig gjorde)

Men det äter upp dig när du
ligger i din säng.
Åh gud det gör så ont att nåt
så nära kan va så långt bort.

Du-tu-ru-tu-ru. Du-tu-ru-tu-ru. Wo-oh! :D

I'm doing rotations in otorhinolaryngology and opthalmology at a hospital that is situated around 200 km from where I usually live. The place I'm staying at (a sort of dormitory) is very Internet challenged and, as you may have guessed, and some already have, I see, I've been very preoccupied saving people's lives from such dreaded deseases as entropion and deviated septa. My posting will thus be very limited.

SoWiBi - you win, by the way. Kudos.
Sooooo, in other words........he just doesn't like us anymore....or......

Simonist']Sooooo, in other words........he just doesn't like us anymore....or......
he is up to his eyeballs in people with sick eyeballs apparently LOL

he is up to his eyeballs in people with sick eyeballs apparently LOL
That's gotta be even worse than being up to one's eyeballs in old people. I certainly don't envy him his position at the moment.

I'm doing rotations in otorhinolaryngology and opthalmology at a hospital that is situated around 200 km from where I usually live. The place I'm staying at (a sort of dormitory) is very Internet challenged and, as you may have guessed, and some already have, I see, I've been very preoccupied saving people's lives from such dreaded deseases as entropion and deviated septa. My posting will thus be very limited.

SoWiBi - you win, by the way. Kudos.

Can we get a translation from your medicalese moon language? I've been wondering where the hell you were, too.

Also, Knoot says, and I quote, for you "to get back here. We needz0r him."

SoWiBi - you win, by the way. Kudos.

Don't.I.Just. Ahahahaha!

(I'm so very much laughing my delicate little ass off right now. Not even a week. You should have heeded my advice.)

I'm doing rotations in otorhinolaryngology and opthalmology at a hospital that is situated around 200 km from where I usually live. The place I'm staying at (a sort of dormitory) is very Internet challenged and, as you may have guessed, and some already have, I see, I've been very preoccupied saving people's lives from such dreaded deseases as entropion and deviated septa. My posting will thus be very limited.

SoWiBi - you win, by the way. Kudos.

And here I thought you had reported yourself to the mods...

And here I thought you had reported yourself to the mods...

And here I thought you claimed to be a grown man. Funny that.

sometimes, its hard for me to grasp the tone of the thread.

I was half expecting to see an overhead view of hundreds of NSers, and Fass partially obscured in one corner or another, wearing a hat, glasses and a scarf.

Instead- its more hostility.

Where have all the good threads gone?

sometimes, its hard for me to grasp the tone of the thread.

I was half expecting to see an overhead view of hundreds of NSers, and Fass partially obscured in one corner or another, wearing a hat, glasses and a scarf.

Instead- its more hostility.

Where have all the good threads gone?

I don't know if you've noticed, but Fass has no sense of humor at all.

And here I thought you claimed to be a grown man. Funny that.

However, you did report an essentially irrelevant issue to the mods.

I don't know if you've noticed, but Fass has no sense of humor at all.
That's an understatement. I was wondering why it was so peaceful around here lately.

I don't know if you've noticed, but Fass has no sense of humor at all.


I wouldnt go that far-I have witnessed his humor often.
Maybe more so defensive when its not needed, but he does have a sense of humor.

Its a little different from say,mine, however.

who's Fass?

who's Fass?
Nice name. You're gonna fit right in here with the rest of the America haters. But people like me are gonna hate you. Who's Fass? I ain't tellin! :D

who's Fass?
Allow me to say your nick seems fitting. Perish the thought I'd blame newbies for not knowing regulars, but see, he did post twice in this thread, you know.

who's Fass?
Fass is a roving ball of arrogance and Scandinavian charm who can turn any issue into a "gay" issue, given enough time and interest.
He is followed by a particularly sad band of NSers, termed Fassists, who devour every word he says and love him for reasons that are possibly ironic and definitely stupid.

He is followed by a particularly sad band of NSers, termed Fassists, who devour every word he says and love him for reasons that are possibly ironic and definitely stupid.

You are being way too hard on yourself.

I don't know if you've noticed, but Fass has no sense of humor at all.

I have a sense of humour. It's just you never present anything humorous. Really, now, you've had this explained to you before.

You are being way too hard on yourself.
Never having been a Fassist, I am confused by your remarks.

Never having been a Fassist

Sure you haven't. That's why you keep mentioning it. Say it enough times, and it might just be sufficiently compensatory.

I see....

However, you did report an essentially irrelevant issue to the mods.

I've done that plenty of times. Could you be more specific?

Sure you haven't. That's why you keep mentioning it. Say it enough times, and it might just be sufficiently compensatory.
I server only the twin gods of Interweb Pr0n and Money, I shall never bow before your grim throne!

Or he's dead. I'm betting he's dead. See, if he is, I can hop a boat to Sweden and loot his grave.

My grave is for dancing, silly.

I server only the twin gods of Interweb Pr0n and Money, I shall never bow before your grim throne!

That's OK. I prefer you erect.

I think I adore Fass because if I were Swedish, gay, and about ten years older, I picture myself being a lot like him.

I wish I could wield biting sarcasm as he does.

I think I adore Fass because if I were Swedish, gay, and about ten years older, I picture myself being a lot like him. I wish I could wield biting sarcasm as he does.

Nice attempt. Needs more thesaurus.

I think I adore Fass because if I were Swedish, gay, and about ten years older, I picture myself being a lot like him.

I wish I could wield biting sarcasm as he does.
Yes, he does have a manner of wielding sarcasm unlike anything I've ever seen. Even John Cleese in Fawlty Towers would be left aghast.

Nice attempt. Needs more thesaurus.

Thesauruses are for pretentious assholes.

Thesauruses are for pretentious assholes.
Especially if one cannot use the words in them. It makes them look like an idiot instead of being well-spoken.

Am I the only one to consider it slightly disturbing to discuss Fass in the third person while he's figuratively sitting next to us? (Not that that isn't a disturbing thought on and by itself, but..)

Thesauruses are for pretentious assholes.



i like thesauruses...., they remind me of dinosaus that use perfect grammer

i like thesauruses...., they remind me of dinosaus that use perfect grammer
Something you evidently cannot do. That, and spelling. Yes, for the dinosaurs. :)

Am I the only one to consider it slightly disturbing to discuss Fass in the third person while he's figuratively sitting next to us? (Not that that isn't a disturbing thought on and by itself, but..)
Fiddlebottoms likes the third person doesn't understand why SoWiBi would find this unusual.

Fiddlebottoms likes the third person doesn't understand why SoWiBi would find this unusual.

Yes, what is wrong with the third person?:) :mp5:

Yes, what is wrong with the third person?:) :mp5:
Drunk Commies thinks you should cool it with the smileys. Drunk Commies also doesn't like your nation's name.

Drunk Commies thinks you should cool it with the smileys. Drunk Commies also doesn't like your nation's name.

StupidPeople thinks that Commies don't like parades (X-Play reference, if anyone watches that)

Fiddlebottoms likes the third person doesn't understand why SoWiBi would find this unusual.
I'm raised rather conservative and don't like third persons to come into it, that's all.

StupidPeople thinks that Commies don't like parades
Fiddlebottoms thinks that Stupidpeople's name might qualify as flame-bait, should the m0ds see it.
Fiddlebottoms also hates parades, smilies, christmas, and joy. Fiddlebottoms would also hate peace, but he doesn't have the time in his busy schedule of selling crack to school children and making babies cry.

Fiddlebottoms thinks that Stupidpeople's name might qualify as flame-bait, should the m0ds see it.
Fiddlebottoms also hates parades, smilies, christmas, and joy. Fiddlebottoms would also hate peace, but he doesn't have the time in his busy schedule of selling crack to school children and making babies cry.
To avoid repeating Fiddlebottoms, can't you use "one?"

I'm raised rather conservative and don't like third persons to come into it, that's all.
But, how would SoWiBi hold her partner down and prevent them from screaming without a third person to help?

To avoid repeating Fiddlebottoms, can't you use "one?"
Fiddlebottoms like to use Fiddlebottoms' name at the begginning of all of Fiddlebottoms sentences, because Fiddlebottoms has to go beat this dead horse while Fiddlebottoms can. Fiddlebottoms is very much like Bob Dole in that respect, except Fiddlebottoms has the decency to stop.
Eventually.
Fiddle-fucking-bottoms

But, how would SoWiBi hold her partner down and prevent them from screaming without a third person to help?
There is a reason for my preferring women. Tiny, fragile women. And what is wrong with screaming?

Fiddlebottoms like to use Fiddlebottoms' name at the begginning of all of Fiddlebottoms sentences, because Fiddlebottoms has to go beat this dead horse while Fiddlebottoms can. Fiddlebottoms is very much like Bob Dole in that respect, except Fiddlebottoms has the decency to stop.
Eventually.
Fiddle-fucking-bottoms
*One faints* :eek: