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More Muslim Outrage!!!!! This time on Blow Up Doll named after Muhammed

Minoriteeburg
09-02-2006, 17:30
Emma, Ann and a sex doll that upsets Muslims
Published: 09 February 2006
* The latest public figure to stand accused of defiling the Prophet Mohamed is not some Danish cartoonist, or French newspaper editor, but a hapless British Page 3 girl called Emma B.

Yesterday, the erotic retailer Ann Summers unveiled Miss B as the "face" of its new range of products.

Not 24 hours later, she finds herself on the front line of Islamic protest after Muslim leaders discovered that the range includes a new blow-up doll, called "Mustafa Shag".

Unfortunately, Mustafa was one of the names given to the Prophet Mohamed. Bestowing it upon, in the words of its catalogue, "an inflatable escort for your hen-night adventures" is considered highly offensive.

The Manchester Central Mosque has already written to the firm, calling on it to withdraw the product, right.

"You have no idea how much hurt, anguish, and disgust this obnoxious phrase ["Mustafa Shag"] has caused to Muslim men, women and children," reads their letter.

"We are asking you to please relent on compassionate grounds, and have our Most Reverend Prophet's Name "Mustafa" (Peace Be Upon Him) and the afflicted word 'shag' removed as soon as possible."

Ann Summers was last night examining options, though its chief executive Jacqueline Gold was reluctant to withdraw the item from sale.

"We don't want to offend, but this feels like political correctness gone mad," she said. "If anyone has a better name for a blow-up doll, please let us know."

* At last, some good news for Liz Hurley's ongoing bid to become a respected TV presenter.

A month after her debut programme, Project Catwalk, hit the screens, a bona fide fashion icon has finally decided to speak out in its support.

Marie Helvin, the former supermodel and wife of David Bailey, reckons it to be one of the finest shows on television.

"I think Elizabeth [left] is great at presenting. I've watched four episodes already," she told me at a party organised by Ruinart.

"The programme is accurate and I don't think she makes any attempt to pass herself off as a fashion expert. She's merely the presenter. So I'm a big fan of Project Catwalk; I hadn't realised it had been given a rough ride by television critics."

Views from that quarter have ranged from "witheringly boring" to "as much class as my second-hand lavatory".

But Sky have now turned the corner. "This is the first celebrity endorsement we've had from a celebrity who's actually watched it," said an excited spokesman yesterday.

* The chef Tom Aikens - proprietor of one of London's poshest restaurants - is moving into fast food.

Later this year, he'll open a sister "caff" to his eponymous Chelsea tavern, "serving everything from bacon butties to foie gras".

Sadly, Aikens has decided that the new opening won't be documented by a "fly-on-the-wall" camera team.

It's a break from tradition, since his last such business venture featured in a colourful episode of the TV show Trouble at the Top.

"The new restaurant will be opening in September and will be located near to my present one," he says.

"I'm a chef, not a celebrity chef, so I would never do any more bloody reality television stuff. I would only do something if it was educational."

If only some of his headline-prone neighbours (Gordon Ramsay is based just around the corner) were half as camera shy.

* With a puff of smoke, Andrew Neil will tomorrow identify the new editor of The Spectator.

Sadly, bookies now rate Pandora's favourite candidate, the energetic Tatler editor Geordie Greig, as a rank outsider.

Could this be related to recent cock-ups? The latest edition of Greig's society glossy carries a grovelling correction.

"Our apologies for inaccurately describing HRH Prince Ernst August of Hanover as a 'Prussian' Prince in our December issue," it reads.

That's quite a howler: Ernst's ancestors were booted out of Hanover by the Prussians in the 1800s.

"If it weren't for the bloody Prussians, he'd still have a proper kingdom," notes one royal historian.

* When George Galloway gets involved in a fundraising project, things aren't always all they seem.

Yesterday, the cigar-chomping Respect MP took part in a three-legged race at Westminster School to raise money for Childhood First.

All went swimmingly, until the closing stages, when Galloway and his hopping-partner, charity worker Stephen Blunden, ran out of puff.

Having been soundly beaten (and offered a wooden spoon) they demanded a rematch - against a team of seven-year-old children.

Some might reckon this bad sportsmanship, but Blunden insists it was for the good of the event.

"George was a real star, and did his best first time round, but everyone really wanted to see him win," he claims.

"We managed to do that once there were no adults to run against." Easy peasy!

pandora@ independent.co.uk

* The latest public figure to stand accused of defiling the Prophet Mohamed is not some Danish cartoonist, or French newspaper editor, but a hapless British Page 3 girl called Emma B.

Yesterday, the erotic retailer Ann Summers unveiled Miss B as the "face" of its new range of products.

Not 24 hours later, she finds herself on the front line of Islamic protest after Muslim leaders discovered that the range includes a new blow-up doll, called "Mustafa Shag".

Unfortunately, Mustafa was one of the names given to the Prophet Mohamed. Bestowing it upon, in the words of its catalogue, "an inflatable escort for your hen-night adventures" is considered highly offensive.

The Manchester Central Mosque has already written to the firm, calling on it to withdraw the product, right.

"You have no idea how much hurt, anguish, and disgust this obnoxious phrase ["Mustafa Shag"] has caused to Muslim men, women and children," reads their letter.

"We are asking you to please relent on compassionate grounds, and have our Most Reverend Prophet's Name "Mustafa" (Peace Be Upon Him) and the afflicted word 'shag' removed as soon as possible."

Ann Summers was last night examining options, though its chief executive Jacqueline Gold was reluctant to withdraw the item from sale.

"We don't want to offend, but this feels like political correctness gone mad," she said. "If anyone has a better name for a blow-up doll, please let us know.">>FULL STORY (http://news.independent.co.uk/people/pandora/article344202.ece)


ok well i think this one is going a little too far. not nearly as offensive as the cartoons. well it's just funny, or more like silly.
Optischer
09-02-2006, 17:32
Does no-one recognize that we let muslims rip chrisitan coutries apart, but we never do anyhting because of political correctness? Also you have to realize how in britain they scream shout and rage about the jihad/ holy war, but shut up when their benefits are threatened? I'm glad Abu-Hamza was jailed. Kick them out now!
Drunk commies deleted
09-02-2006, 17:34
Wow! Two threads about sex dolls in one day.
Minoriteeburg
09-02-2006, 17:35
Wow! Two threads about sex dolls in one day.

now doesn't that put a smile to your face
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
09-02-2006, 17:38
Wow! Two threads about sex dolls in one day.
Such blatant hedonism is offensive to Islam! NS must suffer!
Eutrusca
09-02-2006, 17:39
ok well i think this one is going a little too far. not nearly as offensive as the cartoons. well it's just funny, or more like silly.
One small question: WTF are Muslims doing looking at sites which sell "blow-up dolls?" Hmmm???? :D
Colin World
09-02-2006, 17:39
Does no-one recognize that we let muslims rip chrisitan coutries apart, but we never do anyhting because of political correctness? Also you have to realize how in britain they scream shout and rage about the jihad/ holy war, but shut up when their benefits are threatened? I'm glad Abu-Hamza was jailed. Kick them out now!

I have a better idea: let's have a public beheading of all Muslims that we can get our hands on, then nuke the heck out of the Middle East. And while we're at it, let's take out all the other major religions of the world because it's only a matter of time before they start pestering us. Hell, why not just get someone (or everyone) to commit omnicide so there's no discrimination! :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
Eutrusca
09-02-2006, 17:40
Wow! Two threads about sex dolls in one day.
Yeah! Almost makes me wanna buy one ... almost, that is. :D
Wakenfield
09-02-2006, 17:41
Does that include Atheism?
Drunk commies deleted
09-02-2006, 17:42
One small question: WTF are Muslims doing looking at sites which sell "blow-up dolls?" Hmmm???? :D
I don't think Islam prohibits sex dolls. I can't imagine that they're mentioned in the Koran or Hadiths.
Minoriteeburg
09-02-2006, 17:42
One small question: WTF are Muslims doing looking at sites which sell "blow-up dolls?" Hmmm???? :D


LOL good question.
Yossarian Lives
09-02-2006, 17:42
I'm guessing they probably didn't enjoy the film 'Carry on follow that camel' either ...
"Mustapha Leak!"
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
09-02-2006, 17:43
One small question: WTF are Muslims doing looking at sites which sell "blow-up dolls?" Hmmm???? :D
Especially in the "Male genitalia"-section.
I bet an Imam got busted by his pals, and then he tried to play the incident off with holy outrage:
"No! Wait, it's . . . it's not, what it looks like! I wasn't . . . I was just looking at . . . um, the . . . er . . . LOOK! That Blow-up doll is using the name of the Prophet! I have discovered yet another outrage of the West!!"
Sort of like when you get caught listening to Duran Duran, and then you try and claim that you were only listening to it because it was ironic.
Deep Kimchi
09-02-2006, 17:43
Mustafa Sandwich
JuNii
09-02-2006, 17:44
One small question: WTF are Muslims doing looking at sites which sell "blow-up dolls?" Hmmm???? :D
they were looking for explosives... and thought Blow-up = Explosion. ;)
Deep Kimchi
09-02-2006, 17:44
Especially in the "Male genitalia"-section.
I bet an Imam got busted by his pals, and then he tried to play the incident off with holy outrage:
"No! Wait, it's . . . it's not, what it looks like! I wasn't . . . I was just looking at . . . um, the . . . er . . . LOOK! That Blow-up doll is using the name of the Prophet! I have discovered yet another outrage of the West!!"
Sort of like when you get caught listening to Duran Duran, and then you try and claim that you were only listening to it because it was ironic.

I remember being caught listening to Wham!
Lunatic Goofballs
09-02-2006, 17:44
Yeah! Almost makes me wanna buy one ... almost, that is. :D

Why? Did you old one spring a leak? ;)
Minoriteeburg
09-02-2006, 17:45
Why? Did you old one spring a leak? ;)


it got stuck to the radiator
Wakenfield
09-02-2006, 17:47
they were looking for explosives... and thought Blow-up = Explosion. ;)

B-Dum Chis
Eutrusca
09-02-2006, 17:47
Why? Did you old one spring a leak? ;)
[ trout-slap, trout-slap, trout-slap! ] I would administer more, but my arm got tired. :p
Eutrusca
09-02-2006, 17:49
Especially in the "Male genitalia"-section.
I bet an Imam got busted by his pals, and then he tried to play the incident off with holy outrage:
"No! Wait, it's . . . it's not, what it looks like! I wasn't . . . I was just looking at . . . um, the . . . er . . . LOOK! That Blow-up doll is using the name of the Prophet! I have discovered yet another outrage of the West!!"
Sort of like when you get caught listening to Duran Duran, and then you try and claim that you were only listening to it because it was ironic.
LOL! :D

Duran-Duran? OMG! [ kills self ]
Jacques Derrida
09-02-2006, 17:51
Considering muhammed was a pedophile and rapist, I fail to see why they are getting all bent out of shape about the blow up doll.

Someone should point that out to them.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
09-02-2006, 17:53
LOL! :D

Duran-Duran? OMG! [ kills self ]
I-fucking-ronic.
Hoos Bandoland
09-02-2006, 17:58
Now this is just plain funny. :p
Memyselfandi XVI
09-02-2006, 18:01
If the Muslim religion can't take a joke, or criticism it ought to self-destruct...which it appears to be doing.
Imperiux
09-02-2006, 18:02
Mustafa suicide-bomb-strapped-to-my-back-and-kill-all-westerners-in-the-name-of-Allah.

Has anybody seen those cartoons anyway? They're hardly offensive, nevermind funny. It's just another way of blowing up the western world without saying the true reasons.
He's white blow, him up!
He's pink, blow him up!
He's human, blow him up!
He'es a child, blow him up!
We're Muslims, blow us up!

And then they claim they want world peace after the evil influences of the western sinners.

They only stay in the west for benefits to pay for their evil crimes.
Eutrusca
09-02-2006, 18:02
I-fucking-ronic.
Why, pray tell? :p
Jacques Derrida
09-02-2006, 18:04
I am waiting for them to set fire to the buddhist temple in houslow for this outrage.

Then someone will post a bogus apology website, claiming that it is what "the media" doesn't want me to know about the islam, and 'deal with it.'
Minoriteeburg
09-02-2006, 18:05
I am waiting for them to set fire to the buddhist temple in houslow for this outrage.

Then someone will post a bogus apology website, claiming that it is what "the media" doesn't want me to know about the islam, and 'deal with it.'

image a bunch of protestors with picket signs with blow up dolls on them. :rolleyes:
Keruvalia
09-02-2006, 18:08
Dude ... the cartoons offended me, but even *I* would buy a Muhammed blow up doll. That's fuckin' hilarious. And I do mean fuckin'!
Deep Kimchi
09-02-2006, 18:09
Dude ... the cartoons offended me, but even *I* would buy a Muhammed blow up doll. That's fuckin' hilarious. And I do mean fuckin'!

Considering that a lot of Muslims name their kid Muhammed, I don't see what the problem is naming a doll - I mean it's not like they meant the doll to be "The Prophet".

Kind of like naming your kid Jesus.
Yathura
09-02-2006, 18:11
"We don't want to offend, but this feels like political correctness gone mad," she said. "If anyone has a better name for a blow-up doll, please let us know."
How about Mustafa (Peace Be Upon Him) Shag?
Imperiux
09-02-2006, 18:12
That was his original name duh!
Kzord
09-02-2006, 18:12
Dude ... the cartoons offended me, but even *I* would buy a Muhammed blow up doll. That's fuckin' hilarious. And I do mean fuckin'!

Perhaps then, you are atypical.
Keruvalia
09-02-2006, 18:12
Considering that a lot of Muslims name their kid Muhammed, I don't see what the problem is naming a doll - I mean it's not like they meant the doll to be "The Prophet".

Kind of like naming your kid Jesus.

Even if it was The Prophet himself, I'd buy one. Awesome. Hell, I'd manufactor them with the slogan "See what the revelation was really all about!"

I bet I'd get burned down.
Keruvalia
09-02-2006, 18:13
Perhaps then, you are atypical.

Nah ... just the hundreds of millions like me aren't newsworthy.
Jacques Derrida
09-02-2006, 18:13
image a bunch of protestors with picket signs with blow up dolls on them. :rolleyes:

They are the evil golems of the zionist-pagan anti-islam conspiracy. We must behead them and their creators.
Minoriteeburg
09-02-2006, 18:14
"We don't want to offend, but this feels like political correctness gone mad," she said. "If anyone has a better name for a blow-up doll, please let us know."


what would be good names for this besides mustapha shag?

maybe holy fuck!
or Allah-in-one
Yathura
09-02-2006, 18:14
That was his original name duh!
Someone's a little slow...
Drunk commies deleted
09-02-2006, 18:15
Nah ... just the hundreds of millions like me aren't newsworthy.
Um, I doubt that there are hundreds of millions of people like you. That would be kinda scary.
Imperiux
09-02-2006, 18:17
I urge you to search for the cartoons on google. You'll find a man with a turban/bomb. It's hardly funny or offensive. It just explains real life.
Letila
09-02-2006, 18:21
Considering muhammed was a pedophile and rapist, I fail to see why they are getting all bent out of shape about the blow up doll.

Someone should point that out to them.

Exactly.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
09-02-2006, 18:21
I urge you to search for the cartoons on google. You'll find a man with a turban/bomb. It's hardly funny or offensive. It just explains real life.
Indeed, those goddamn Hatters have been getting by too long without censure. Just because a man orders a novelty hat is no reason to slip a bomb in his turban and kill him.
These assassins must be stopped!
Minoriteeburg
09-02-2006, 18:22
i wonder if theres a pic of that doll *searching*
Keruvalia
09-02-2006, 18:22
Um, I doubt that there are hundreds of millions of people like you. That would be kinda scary.

Well maybe not quite that many, but there are a surprising number of me. I mean ... even if all the Arab Muslims in the world are hell bent on global domination and destruction, that means there are still 1.29 billion of us who aren't. (That's being generous to the percentage of Muslims who are Arabs).
Imperiux
09-02-2006, 18:23
Islam seems to be not a religion of peace and faith (like most) but of war, intolerance, and suicde bombings. Or maybe it's just another word for Satanism.
Eutrusca
09-02-2006, 18:24
Um, I doubt that there are hundreds of millions of people like you. That would be kinda scary.
Damned frightening is more like it! :D
Zero Six Three
09-02-2006, 18:24
I urge you to search for the cartoons on google. You'll find a man with a turban/bomb. It's hardly funny or offensive. It just explains real life.
No it doesn't! How many terrorists strap bombs to their heads? None! It's impractical. It's your torso or maybe your shoe.. I mean have you trise wearing a turban?
Keruvalia
09-02-2006, 18:24
Islam seems to be not a religion of peace and faith (like most) but of war, intolerance, and suicde bombings.

1.5 billion Muslims in the world. Of that number, how many have suicide bombed?

I'd say your assessment is media controlled ignorance.
Minoriteeburg
09-02-2006, 18:25
found the pic

http://www.annsummers.com/collections/productmustafashag.jpg

summary:

MUSTAFA SHAG DOLL
Your own inflatable escort for your Hen Night adventures. Mustafa comes with his own penis. Blow him hard to inflate him and watch his 7 incher come to life.

Mustafa Shag Doll
PRICE: £15.00


link to site (http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=7&pid=1964)
Keruvalia
09-02-2006, 18:26
Mustafa comes with his own penis.

Well praise Allah you don't have to buy that separately!
Jacques Derrida
09-02-2006, 18:27
They're really angry because the company only gave him a 7". Had it been 12" they probably would have praised Ann Summers.
Drunk commies deleted
09-02-2006, 18:27
Islam seems to be not a religion of peace and faith (like most) but of war, intolerance, and suicde bombings. Or maybe it's just another word for Satanism.
Satanists tend not to engage in too much violence.
Imperiux
09-02-2006, 18:27
It looks like Saddam Hussain. OH no, let me guess we're gonna have the whole Sunni Shi'ite business again. What caused them to split up. Was it the fact that they couldn't play suicide bombers nicely?
Minoriteeburg
09-02-2006, 18:28
7 inches is "prophet-size"
Keruvalia
09-02-2006, 18:29
7 inches is "prophet-size"

ROFL! I have got to remember that ...

Her: "So how big is it?"
Him: "Just over Prophet sized, baby."

Awesome.
Imperiux
09-02-2006, 18:30
12" they praise allah
7" they furiosly protest
Vagina they call him god
Keruvalia
09-02-2006, 18:30
What caused them to split up. Was it the fact that they couldn't play suicide bombers nicely?

Considering the split-up happened in the late 600s, your question is silly.
Minoriteeburg
09-02-2006, 18:30
ROFL! I have got to remember that ...

Her: "So how big is it?"
Him: "Just over Prophet sized, baby."

Awesome.


it's bigger than muhammed baby.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
09-02-2006, 18:31
They're really angry because the company only gave him a 7". Had it been 12" they probably would have praised Ann Summers.
Exactly, I'm sure that impugning the length of the prophet's schlong is against the rules set forth in the Torah. He must always be remembered as the original Arab Foot Long.
Keruvalia
09-02-2006, 18:32
it's bigger than muhammed baby.

I love it ... this is funny, funny stuff. Sucks that some people have to come in here and get all "pedophile rapist terrorist" serious on you. Some folks just have no sense of humor, I guess.
Minoriteeburg
09-02-2006, 18:33
I love it ... this is funny, funny stuff. Sucks that some people have to come in here and get all "pedophile rapist terrorist" serious on you. Some folks just have no sense of humor, I guess.


well that's what we call "dead" people. because they are dead inside.
Jacques Derrida
09-02-2006, 18:34
Exactly, I'm sure that impugning the length of the prophet's schlong is against the rules set forth in the Torah. He must always be remembered as the original Arab Foot Long.

*nods* The prophet (PB&J) was great in all 'things'.
Zero Six Three
09-02-2006, 18:36
hey Keruvalia.. If I were to convert to Islam would there be a chance I may become prophet sized?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
09-02-2006, 18:41
*nods* The prophet (PB&J) was great in all 'things'.
He didn't get all those wives for nothing.
Minoriteeburg
09-02-2006, 18:46
hey Keruvalia.. If I were to convert to Islam would there be a chance I may become prophet sized?


LOL Oh no what did i start?
Superiala
09-02-2006, 18:47
Special directives given by the store:

Do not inflate during flight
Does not like bush
Size and colour may differ
To keep this item in pristine order lube with goat milk
Deep Kimchi
09-02-2006, 18:48
LOL Oh no what did i start?

Just remember which religions do circumcision.

Yes, it's just a little off the top, but for some, it's a major reduction.
Minoriteeburg
09-02-2006, 18:48
Special directives given by the store:

To keep this item in pristine order lube with goat milk

:confused: *vomits*
Minoriteeburg
09-02-2006, 18:49
Just remember which religions do circumcision.

Yes, it's just a little off the top, but for some, it's a major reduction.


loved the guillotine circumcision in men in tights.
Nekone
09-02-2006, 18:58
How about Mustafa (Peace Be Upon Him) Shag?
considering the product, Shouldn't it be
Mustafa (Piece Be Upon Him) Shag
Zero Six Three
09-02-2006, 19:04
Wasn't Mustafa in The Lion King?
Keruvalia
09-02-2006, 19:12
hey Keruvalia.. If I were to convert to Islam would there be a chance I may become prophet sized?

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Minoriteeburg
09-02-2006, 19:13
Yes. In the 115th surah, the one non-Muslims never get to see, there is detailed Islamic voodoo on how to gain INCHES INCHES INCHES!! 30 day free trial!


LMAO One of the best threads yet.