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A Philadelphia radio station, 93.3 FM WMMR, released an inflatable love doll attatched to four large helium balloons. It was supposed to be a contest. In the fantastic plastic lover's rectum is a piece of paper with a telephone number and a secret phrase. Whoever calls the number and reads the phrase wins a set of diamond earrings from a Philadelphia area jewler.

It seems that four balloons was too much. The doll was last sighted over New Jersey and traveling Eastward at a good rate of speed. I expect it might make it to Europe. Good luck.

what are the chances it will pass over Ireland, i really want that sex doll.....

i mean those earrings ;)

I could do with some diamond earrings. *hopes for favourable winds*

Though I'd let somebody else retrieve that piece of paper for me...

*goes to find tallest ladder possible*

Bumped to give those who haven't seen this yet a chance to win.

Damn, I'm in western Canada....maybe it will just circumnavigate the Earth and I'll just pick it up when I'm out gliding this spring.;)

why did they use ballons? they could have filled the doll itself with He.

To add a kink factor.

why did they use ballons? they could have filled the doll itself with He.
I guess they wanted extra lift. They had originally planned to use three balloons and have the thing land somewhere in their listening area. Instead someone had the bright idea to use four and it just sailed off. It was reported to be high enough to interfere with traffic from Philadelphia airport.

yeah if I found a sex doll out in public somewhere I'd definitely check to see if something was in the rectum.

This is so Priscilla - Queen of the Desert.

Isn't it likely the helium ballons will pop over the ocean and that the doll will go flying down, with the note, to the sharks? :p

yeah if I found a sex doll out in public somewhere I'd definitely check to see if something was in the rectum.
Hey, that's why they make rubber gloves. To search people's rectums. Rectii? Whatever.

Isn't it likely the helium ballons will pop over the ocean and that the doll will go flying down, with the note, to the sharks? :p
I hope not. Maybe it'll fall on a cruise ship.

Hey, that's why they make rubber gloves. To search people's rectums. Rectii? Whatever.


yeah but it's kinda funny to think that people are going to automatically think to look for and find something in the love dolls rectum. it'll probably be someone takign the love doll home to try it out that finds it.

yeah but it's kinda funny to think that people are going to automatically think to look for and find something in the love dolls rectum. it'll probably be someone takign the love doll home to try it out that finds it.
Not a really good place for a papercut, is it?

I think God is going to use it's great sense of humor and have it land in the school yard of some catholic school while everyone is out for Phys Ed

Is it a Muhammed blow up doll? :D

Is it a Muhammed blow up doll? :D
No, just your ordinary everyday female sex doll in a French maid's uniform with a slip of paper in it's rectum.

Is it a Muhammed blow up doll? :D

Speaking of the name Muhammed, I had heard that that is the most widely used first name in teh world. Do you think that is true?

I hope not. Maybe it'll fall on a cruise ship.

What if the winds over the ocean cause the paper to fly out?

Everyone! Check the weather over the Atlantic Ocean! Don't let the doll go to Santa's house in the North Pole or some isolated household in Iceland!

Also, hope fighter planes don't shoot it down.

-Runs-

No, just your ordinary everyday female sex doll in a French maid's uniform with a slip of paper in it's rectum.

Ah well ... still funny, though. I hope a strange wind blows and it ends up falling in my yard.

Isn't it likely the helium ballons will pop over the ocean and that the doll will go flying down, with the note, to the sharks? :p

If I see a shark with earrings in the near future, I'll be sure to let you know.

http://i1.tinypic.com/ng3hox.jpg

Here's a pic of the doll.

Speaking of the name Muhammed, I had heard that that is the most widely used first name in teh world. Do you think that is true?

Yeh I've heard that, too. I don't know if it's true, but I suppose it's plausable. Surely someone, somewhere has done a study.

Yeh I've heard that, too. I don't know if it's true, but I suppose it's plausable. Surely someone, somewhere has done a study.


Yeah I looked for one but I am not a 1337 g00gl3r

http://i1.tinypic.com/ng3hox.jpg

Here's a pic of the doll.


Fuckin' eh.

Also, hope fighter planes don't shoot it down.

-Runs-
Target in sight.....

*sits on roof with binoculars and a blunderbuss*

i want!! either amy will love em or ebay will ;)

i live in phila and listen to wmmr. when did they do this?

just wondering, i am an avid listener :)

This is so Priscilla - Queen of the Desert.
I don't think it could make it as far as Japan on just four helium balloons, though. Priscilla is still one of my favourite flicks for when I'm feeling bored or down. Pity I only have it on VHS, what with the death of my last VCR and all.

Did they have to fill the balloons with Viagra?

Hey, if I find it and stick a pin in it, do you think it will go down on me?

Do you reckon there's any chance she'll make it to Melbourne? :)

i live in phila and listen to wmmr. when did they do this?

just wondering, i am an avid listener :)
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