"members" height list
lets all state the size of our peni (no exaggerating) and see how far they stretch
shqipes: 8 inches
(im not gay, just trying to show off for the ladies)
I Love Oranges
09-02-2006, 16:34
erm....
the size of my dick is really none of your business.
this is an idiotic thread and i would bet you aren't 8 inches at all, i'd say 5 tops
Demented Hamsters
09-02-2006, 16:38
erm....
the size of my dick is really none of your business.
this is an idiotic thread and i would bet you aren't 8 inches at all, i'd say 5 tops
5? I reckon 3, and that's on a good day!
What the hell, let's highjack this thread and have a discussion about how small Shqipes 'wee man' is. He deserves it for such a silly thread.
As for me, if we were to compare to a person, Shqipes would prob be Danny Devito, whereas mine would be Andre the Giant.
Wraghhhh!!!! I am MAN!! Wragghhhh!!!!
if any chicks want proof... :D
but it is. i took out the ruler
I Love Oranges
09-02-2006, 16:41
if any chicks want proof... :D
but it is. i took out the ruler
you measured it?
jeez thats just weird
i admit, i measured mine once, but i was just kinda like, look at that, i wonder where that comes on the average scale.
but to measure it and post it on an internet forum is weird. you have no proof, so i refuse to believe you
i reckon you got a small todger
I Love Oranges
09-02-2006, 16:42
5? I reckon 3, and that's on a good day!
What the hell, let's highjack this thread and have a discussion about how small Shqipes 'wee man' is. He deserves it for such a silly thread.
As for me, if we were to compare to a person, Shqipes would prob be Danny Devito, whereas mine would be Andre the Giant.
Wraghhhh!!!! I am MAN!! Wragghhhh!!!!
i'm like *insert a good middle sized man here*
yaaaa :fluffle:
Demented Hamsters
09-02-2006, 16:42
if any chicks want proof... :D
but it is. i took out the ruler
You sure the ruler was in inches, and not centimetres?
No pictures, please.
You sure the ruler was in inches, and not centimetres?
No pictures, please.
inches mang
and no, the ruler wasnt backwards :rolleyes:
Deep Kimchi
09-02-2006, 16:45
Shqipes, this whole thread is the kind of thing that gets you bounced out of Jolt.
Sdaeriji
09-02-2006, 16:46
I'm 3'.
Shqipes, this whole thread is the kind of thing that gets you bounced out of Jolt.
how so?
Bodies Without Organs
09-02-2006, 16:55
Ah, another vista on the wonderful world of the young teenaged male: measuring your john thomas and struggling with your homework. Best years of your life, eh?
Stone Bridges
09-02-2006, 16:56
how so?
Well we have children on this site, and well, they're just not ready for this kind of stuff.
My nickname for you now is "stumpy".
Deep Kimchi
09-02-2006, 16:56
how so?
Gratuitous reference to your personal sex organs, and your attempt to entice "the ladies" falls into two categories:
1. Jolt is a forum where minors will be present - the mods don't like gratuitous references.
2. Doing this "for the ladies" falls under cybersex.
I've been temporarily banned for less.
Katganistan
09-02-2006, 16:59
Shqipes, GROW UP.
This is NOT APPROPRIATE for this forum.
You are NOT making a good first impression here.