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On a nice and sunny day, :) and :cool: were each walking.
about a block away from their respective homes, they met on a streetcorner.
The both were so surprised that they jumped into each others arms::fluffle: .
:eek: Saw this and thought :cool: wanted to strangle hies friend.
Immediatley he told this to :sniper: who reacted appropriately.
:) Got very angry at :eek: and ran away(though she hit her head::headbang: ). :rolleyes: saw this and thought: "what a dumb girl"

The next day, when :eek: got out of his house, a car passed by, driven by :mp5: . He died on the spot. his mother, :( , saw this and she immediately knew who was responsible. She phoned a friend and together the went to the park. there, they saw the shooter's mother: :confused: Who wasn't aware of anything happening. :( 's friend, :gundge: didn't wait for an excuse, but opened fire. He didn't know someone was watching, :sniper: thought he was under fire and responded, he missed twice, but hit a frisbee out of a tree. :D Was very glad, his frisbee had just fallen out of the tree like that.
At the same time, :( 's son had noticed his mother was under fire, so he drove up the park and fired back.

At the end of the day, they were still involved in a firefight, since neither of them managed to hit the other, all the while, :rolleyes:, an old man, was observing them.

so what happend to the sheep?

so what happend to the sheep?

:upyours: got a hold of them,..... none survived

It's a funny story.
Or isn't it?

Evil little girls and Evil little boys.
Does anyone else see a connection?

I just feel bad for the sheep :(

The next day, when :eek: got out of his house, a car passed by, driven by :mp5: . He died on the spot. his mother, :( , saw this and she immediately knew who was responsible.
At the same time, :( 's son had noticed his mother was under fire, so he drove up the park and fired back.
I thought :( 's son had died. Unless :sniper: actually died.....but then that would fuck this all over:
He didn't know someone was watching, :sniper: thought he was under fire and responded, he missed twice, but hit a frisbee out of a tree.
Bah! Get the story straight!

Simonist']The next day, when :eek: got out of his house, a car passed by, driven by :mp5: . He died on the spot. his mother, :( , saw this and she immediately knew who was responsible.

I thought :( 's son had died. Unless :sniper: actually died.....but then that would fuck this all over:

Bah! Get the story straight!
it is possible that :( had more than one son.

it is possible that :( had more than one son.
But only the one was mentioned and smiley-ed. Without a face to connect the son to, we have no way of knowing. Additionally, because he went out of his way to smiley even the frisbee guy, I was lead to believe that not only do even the most minor characters get smilies, but also that the aforementioned ":( 's son" must have been :eek: , the only one smilied.

I feel like I'm taking this too seriously....

Simonist']But only the one was mentioned and smiley-ed. Without a face to connect the son to, we have no way of knowing. Additionally, because he went out of his way to smiley even the frisbee guy, I was lead to believe that not only do even the most minor characters get smilies, but also that the aforementioned ":( 's son" must have been :eek: , the only one smilied.

I feel like I'm taking this too seriously....
well the only smiley left was :p , which isn't very vengeful, and :upyours: which was used to respond to my sheep question. although i've just noticed that :mad: wan't used, which would have been perfect.

so you're right, it should have been made clearer. and taking stuff too seriously is strangely fun.

Well the only smiley left was :p , which isn't very vengeful, and :upyours: which was used to respond to my sheep question. Although I've just noticed that :mad: wasn't used, which would have been perfect.

So you're right, it should have been made clearer. And taking stuff too seriously is strangely fun.
You are correct!

You are correct!
You missed something, the word 'and' should never be the first word in a sentence.

You missed something, the word 'and' should never be the first word in a sentence.
I thought about that, but I'm not all that well read on English grammar.

And I use 'and' at the beginning of sentences as well.

Sometimes, just sometimes, not always, one goes too far. I think a smiley story is way too much.
hurray for getting shitfaced, and not remembering vast quantities of your day.

Sometimes, just sometimes, not always, one goes too far. I think a smiley story is way too much.
hurray for getting shitfaced, and not remembering vast quantities of your day.
Yeah, you WOULD say that. Especially that second part.

Simonist']Yeah, you WOULD say that. Especially that second part.
Cause you all know me, vastly evil, and smiley hating person
It was my first time getting that drunk, and it's definatly not something I plan on doing again.

Cause you all know me, vastly evil, and smiley hating person
It was my first time getting that drunk, and it's definatly not something I plan on doing again.
It's what you do, man.....it's how you operate.
Come visit me sometime. I'll get you wicked fucked up. You'll thank me for it, too, 'cause I've got it like that.

Simonist']It's what you do, man.....it's how you operate.
Come visit me sometime. I'll get you wicked fucked up. You'll thank me for it, too, 'cause I've got it like that.
One of the few, one of the proud....... So long as I remember a good portion of the night, and not wake up half dressed in a room full of men