NationStates Jolt Archive


God no longer allowed to drive in Pennsylvania.

Drunk commies deleted
08-02-2006, 00:13
The Pennsylvania department of motor vehicles is planning to revoke God's driver's license unless he can provide his birth certificate and social security card.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2006/02/04/1426133-ap.html
Franberry
08-02-2006, 00:14
hes God, im sure he can invoke a plauge until they give him a lincense
Anarchic Conceptions
08-02-2006, 00:15
But is God still allowed to be my co-pilot?
Kryozerkia
08-02-2006, 00:16
...therefore, this douche must NOT exist... :p
Carnivorous Lickers
08-02-2006, 00:18
he pretty much says "I've been an asshole since I'm 16, now they catch up when I'm 40?".

I just bought a house in Pa, but in a different county. Hopefully, I wont run into this mentality.
Kryozerkia
08-02-2006, 00:19
he pretty much says "I've been an asshole since I'm 16, now they catch up when I'm 40?".

I just bought a house in Pa, but in a different county. Hopefully, I wont run into this mentality.
You'll run into it wherever you go.
Willamena
08-02-2006, 00:20
Rules are rules.
Durhammen
08-02-2006, 00:20
That was really funny. Thanks for sharing it with us.
Sumamba Buwhan
08-02-2006, 00:25
I don't see the reason whyhe needs to turn over his drivers liscense. It doesn't say God on there does it? Maybe they want to see if he really is God because God prolly wouldnt have a birth certificate and such.
WesternPA
08-02-2006, 00:28
giggling.

I remember this story on the local news.

Good. he should use his real name and not a nick name.