NationStates Jolt Archive

Read the lengths to which this poor student had to go in order to access the internet.

ASU police reported the following incidents Wednesday:

An 18-year-old male ASU student was arrested Sunday night at Hayden Library and charged with indecent exposure and public sexual indecency. The suspect allegedly pulled his pants and underwear to his mid-thighs to masturbate while watching pornography on his laptop. When asked why he had gone to the library to view pornography and masturbate, the suspect allegedly told police, "To be honest, the Internet connection at my dorm isn't good enough."

Police impounded a BB pistol and approximately 10,000 rounds of BBs from a room in Manzanita Hall early Wednesday morning. The suspected owner of the BB pistol is an 18-year-old male ASU student.

The suspect was not arrested, but was referred to Residential Life.


http://www.statepress.com/issues/2006/02/02/news/695542

well he could just buy some and watch on his dorm tv...

Great. Now I'll never again be able to sit down in a library and concentrate on what I'm supposed to study .... (not that I managed to do that before... but that's for entirely different reasons ;))

well he could just buy some and watch on his dorm tv...But that would cost money.

However he could have just downloaded it and put it on a CD or external HD or USB stick, rather than watch it there.

So he's a pervert. Hope he gets a tough sentence.

Bumpsky

What that guy did was dumb. If you can't download porn in your room, then download it somewhere else and watch it in your room. It's not that hard.

What that guy did was dumb. If you can't download porn in your room, then download it somewhere else and watch it in your room. It's not that hard.
Hey man, he got horny. Shit happens. You'd think that the people who complained could have had the decency and common courtesy not to look.

Hey man, he got horny. Shit happens. You'd think that the people who complained could have had the decency and common courtesy not to look.

Well, you know... he could have had the decency and common courtesy not to do it there.:rolleyes:

I don't care if you rub one off in your own room, but don't do it in public, please.

Just when I have no faith in the younger generation, I read about someone like this young man, and a glimmer of hope returns.

There's a dude who won't let shit like 'rules' get in the way.

Hey man, he got horny. Shit happens. You'd think that the people who complained could have had the decency and common courtesy not to look.

:D Good one.

Sweet.

Well, you know... he could have had the decency and common courtesy not to do it there.:rolleyes:

I don't care if you rub one off in your own room, but don't do it in public, please.
Keep your laws off my schlong.

Hey man, he got horny. Shit happens. You'd think that the people who complained could have had the decency and common courtesy not to look.
Well, it isn't Japan.

Keep your laws off my schlong.

I'll keep more than that off it.

Trust me, I have no desire of getting on it.

Come on guys, lighten up.

poor guy...its bad enough getting walked in on...getting walked in on by the police just sucks. hardcore.

not to mention, explaining why you need to have your parents give you a few hundred dollars.