NationStates Jolt Archive

Basic Instinct 2 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0430912/)
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460780/)
Fear Effect (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0461661/)
Magnum P.I. :The Movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0756681/)
Blair Witch 3: The Curse (2006)
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0463985/)
House of the Dead 2: Dead Aim (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0435665/)
Hollow Man 2 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0469916/)
Garfield's A Tale of Two Kitties (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455499/)
Dr. Dolittle 3 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0481513/)
Halloween: Retribution (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0373883/)
Final Destination 3 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0414982/)
The Net 2.0 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0449077/)
Steppin' Up: Save the Last Dance 2 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486656/)
and...
I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0469111/)

for more sequels here is the link (http://www.themovieinsider.com/previews/upcoming-movie-sequels.php?&y=2006&page=2)


and that is just to name a few of the horrible sounding sequels that are coming out this or next year.

oh and just when you thought it was safe to return to the theaters

Police Academy 8 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418068/)

and yes Guttenberg is back

Are you kidding me? Blair Witch 3? Didn't the second one tank?

Are you kidding me? Blair Witch 3? Didn't the second one tank?


i thought so too, but i guess the producers think they can get away with another

movie that i cant wait to come out,

indiana jones 4

movies they should maybe look into making another of,

back to the future

Disney reassures everyone that they have no creative talent left so they must remake classic movies in the hopes people will watch them.

Little Mermaid III (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0466053/)



In contrast, the most looked forward to movie:
Snakes on a Plane (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/)
"There's snakes on the mother fuckin plane!"

Oh God I hate sequals soo much.

Final Destination 3 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0414982/)

They shouldn't have made a second one, or the first either.

MORE SEQUELS!!!!!!!



Resident Evil: Afterlife (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0432021/)
Santa Clause 3 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0452681/)
Scary Movie 4 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0362120/)
Van Wilder 2: Rise of the Taj (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0480271/)
Friday the 13th : Part 11 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0758746/)

Planet of the Apes 2. Tim Burton should just lay off, nothing beats the originals.

They shouldn't have made a second one, or the first either.
You mean you don't like horror comedy?

Basic Instinct 2 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0430912/)
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460780/)
Fear Effect (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0461661/)
Magnum P.I. :The Movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0756681/)
Blair Witch 3: The Curse (2006)
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0463985/)
House of the Dead 2: Dead Aim (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0435665/)
Hollow Man 2 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0469916/)
Garfield's A Tale of Two Kitties (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455499/)
Dr. Dolittle 3 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0481513/)
Halloween: Retribution (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0373883/)
Final Destination 3 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0414982/)
The Net 2.0 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0449077/)
Steppin' Up: Save the Last Dance 2 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486656/)
and...
I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0469111/)

for more sequels here is the link (http://www.themovieinsider.com/previews/upcoming-movie-sequels.php?&y=2006&page=2)


and that is just to name a few of the horrible sounding sequels that are coming out this or next year.

i was always a fan of movie crossovers myself - like "2001 Dalmatians" - a mob of unruly Dalmatian puppies get stuck on the most tedious space trip ever, only enlivened by the presence of a psychotic computer.

Planet of the Apes 2. Tim Burton should just lay off, nothing beats the originals.


they're making a part 2 of that?? and i thought the originals had too many sequels

Home Alone 3.

No. Just.... no.

Love the title of the Garfield sequel...

Home Alone 3.

No. Just.... no.


i didn't even know there was a Home Alone 4 (2002) (TV) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0329200/):sniper: :sniper:

You mean you don't like horror comedy?

Not those movies, they were awful.

They're making a Hellboy 2? Why do people make such terrible films?

Not those movies, they were awful.

They're making a Hellboy 2? Why do people make such terrible films?

They're idiots who need gifts for other idiots.

MORE YES MORE SEQUELS!

Jackass: The Movie 2 (2006) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0493430/)
Jeepers Creepers 3 (2006)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0420294/)
The Topkapi Affair (Thomas Crowne Affair 2) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0433100/)
White Noise 2: The Light (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0496436/)
The Untouchables: Capone Rising (2006) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425602/)

MORE YES MORE SEQUELS!

Jackass: The Movie 2 (2006) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0493430/)
Jeepers Creepers 3 (2006)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0420294/)
The Topkapi Affair (Thomas Crowne Affair 2) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0433100/)
White Noise 2: The Light (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0496436/)
The Untouchables: Capone Rising (2006) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425602/)

From the title, the Topkapi one is a remake of another film, tagged together to be the sequel to a remake.

Which to me SCREAMS classy.

MORE YES MORE SEQUELS!

Jackass: The Movie 2 (2006) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0493430/)
Jeepers Creepers 3 (2006)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0420294/)
The Topkapi Affair (Thomas Crowne Affair 2) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0433100/)
White Noise 2: The Light (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0496436/)
The Untouchables: Capone Rising (2006) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425602/)

Another Jackass movie? Hopefully they all die during the making and we never have to hear from them again. Ever.

i didn't even know there was a Home Alone 4 (2002) (TV) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0329200/):sniper: :sniper:

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

Why God, why?

Another Jackass movie? Hopefully they all die during the making and we never have to hear from them again. Ever.

I once described "Jackass" as "stupid Americans being stupid in America. Stupidly"

Why anyone would want to export that image to the rest of the world, i don't know.

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

Why God, why?


who knows. who cares. a lot of people have all this money that they don't know what to do with. so they use it for movies like the rollerball remake and home alone sequels

Balto 2- A classic movie gets raped by a questionable sequal.
Home Alone 3-the first two are true classics. The third one replaces the greatness with over-the-top childish comedy.
Bambi 2-Maybe there's a reason why Bambi went so long without a sequal.
Lion King 2-OMFG. WTF were they thinking?
Lion King 1 1/2-Holy crap, batman. The sequalizer has ruined a classic movie again with a crappy sequal.

The Metroid movie? Not while I'm around.

who knows. who cares. a lot of people have all this money that they don't know what to do with. so they use it for movies like the rollerball remake and home alone sequels


They wouldn't do it if there weren't actually people who paid to see or show those movies. That's the hard part to wrap my brain around.

If they really don't know what to do with the money... they should give it to me!

The Metroid movie? Not while I'm around.

Metroid (2006) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0407989/)

wait....john woo to direct? WTF

but then again he was once rumored to direct a live action/CGI ninja turtles movie

I once described "Jackass" as "stupid Americans being stupid in America. Stupidly"

Why anyone would want to export that image to the rest of the world, i don't know.

Yeah, it's kind of like crapping your pants and then showing it off to your friends.

They wouldn't do it if there weren't actually people who paid to see or show those movies. That's the hard part to wrap my brain around.

If they really don't know what to do with the money... they should give it to me!

Yeah. I say kill the Hollywood capitalist pig dogs. I call Revolution! :mad: (it's the only red smiley)

Yeah, it's kind of like crapping your pants and then showing it off to your friends.




that happened on the show and the movie

that happened on the show and the movie

Aren't there occasions - just occasions - when the produce of the Hollywood studios makes you feel a sense of kinship with the nihilistic neo-islamicists represented by Bin Laden? I admit, the sight of something like "Jackass 2" isn't quite going to get me running out to get my suicide bomb back-pack on, but i do feel a certain revulsion at the artistic, creative and - dare i say it - moral decadence of "art" which shows someone crapping in their hand and showing it to their friends...

and this from someone who would defend Serrano's "Piss-christ" and John Waters movies as well...

*sigh*

Aren't there occasions - just occasions - when the produce of the Hollywood studios makes you feel a sense of kinship with the nihilistic neo-islamicists represented by Bin Laden? I admit, the sight of something like "Jackass 2" isn't quite going to get me running out to get my suicide bomb back-pack on, but i do feel a certain revulsion at the artistic, creative and - dare i say it - moral decadence of "art" which shows someone crapping in their hand and showing it to their friends...

and this from someone who would defend Serrano's "Piss-christ" and John Waters movies as well...

*sigh*


John Waters movies *shudder*

Aren't there occasions - just occasions - when the produce of the Hollywood studios makes you feel a sense of kinship with the nihilistic neo-islamicists represented by Bin Laden? I admit, the sight of something like "Jackass 2" isn't quite going to get me running out to get my suicide bomb back-pack on, but i do feel a certain revulsion at the artistic, creative and - dare i say it - moral decadence of "art" which shows someone crapping in their hand and showing it to their friends...

and this from someone who would defend Serrano's "Piss-christ" and John Waters movies as well...

*sigh*

Maybe we could dare Johnny Knoxville and friends to travel to Iran and shit in their hands outside a Tehran mosque and show it passers-by while screaming anti-Islamic rhetoric and proclaiming the glory of Christ? I'd go see the new Jackass movie if they did that.

John Waters movies *shudder*

Oh, i despise John Waters movies, find them dull, banal, repetitive, don't get me wrong here. And i thought "Piss-Christ" was a very dull piece of art, shock for shocks case.

But you know what? A John Waters movie is "Birth of a nation" next to "Jackass"

Maybe we could dare Johnny Knoxville and friends to travel to Iran and shit in their hands outside a Tehran mosque and show it passers-by while screaming anti-Islamic rhetoric and proclaiming the glory of Christ? I'd go see the new Jackass movie if they did that.

Oh god, me too.

Especially if we armed the inhabitants of the mosque with bits of wood with nails stuck through the end.

Oh god, me too.

Especially if we armed the inhabitants of the mosque with bits of wood with nails stuck through the end.

Oh, nice touch! We could probably get a fiery extremist imam to really get the crowd going, too. Maybe after they'd had their violent way with the Jackass crew, they'd stop all this nuclear business.

Wow! I just solved the Iran problem!

Oh, nice touch! We could probably get a fiery extremist imam to really get the crowd going, too. Maybe after they'd had their violent way with the Jackass crew, they'd stop all this nuclear business.

Wow! I just solved the Iran problem!

Think we can somehow apply the same solution, using the bloodied survivors, to Northern Ireland?

Think we can somehow apply the same solution, using the bloodied survivors, to Northern Ireland?

I doubt there'll be any survivors. How about we use the kid from the new Home Alone or the guy who directs the Resident Evil movies?

Armageddon 2

Deep Impact 2

Plan Nine from Outer Space 2 (Probably would be called Plan Ten from Outer Space)

I doubt there'll be any survivors. How about we use the kid from the new Home Alone or the guy who directs the Resident Evil movies?

I'm thinking - following the Jackass "whooping frat boy idiot" style theme - maybe Limp Bizkit.

Possible really bad sequels:

Older School -- made like Dumb and Dumberer was, without the original actors.
Alien: Reconstitution -- 'cause what else is left after you've already been Resurrected?
Still Can't Hardly Wait -- Jennifer Love Huge-Tits returns to play the dumped socialite, but get this, now she's in college!
Friday the Thirteenth Part Twelve: Jason Takes a Shit
Titanic 2: Zombies From the Deep -- The decomposing, waterlogged corpse of Jack Dawson finally makes it to New York and hilarity ensues as he has a hard time dealing with life in the 21st century.
Moulin Rouge 2 -- Baz Luhrmann uses so many rapid cuts and jarring cinematographic edits that even the re-done songs from earlier decades can't save the film. Entire theaters are hospitalized with seizures and severe reactions to pretentiousness gussied up as art. Even David Lynch is quoted as saying "I just don't get it."

Three pages and no one has mentioned Rocky 6 (http://www.countingdown.com/movies/2756500)? The turd of all turds?

and...
I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0469111/)

Are you serious?? They're making a sequel to a movie released in the '90's??

Interesting.

In contrast, the most looked forward to movie:
Snakes on a Plane (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/)
"There's snakes on the mother fuckin plane!"
On the IMDB boards they have a thread about possible sequels to that movie. Last time I checked, they were out to somewhere in the 200s, with an assload of prequels and remakes scattered around.
The most memorable one was Snakes on Twain; two hours of Mark Twain walking through the woods and cursing because snakes keep getting dropped on him. Until the very end, where it is revealed that he was dead the whole time.

Three pages and no one has mentioned Rocky 6 (http://www.countingdown.com/movies/2756500)? The turd of all turds?


oh also forgot Rambo IV 2006 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462499/)

oh also forgot Rambo IV 2006 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462499/)
Now you're getting nasty.

You mean that's a list of movies to actually hit theatres ?
Oh my ! Too Fast Too Furious sucked so big that only the trailer was enough to make me realise I never wanted to see it !

This is by far the most
FRIGHTENING
thread I've ever seen on this board.

I'm scared! Really! :( Mommy!

Btw, the last Halloween truly sucked (as did 6, which turned Michael Myers into something he never was). Yeah, we really don't need another Halloween (or Friday the turdteen, or Nigthmare on Elm Str.)

Magnum P.I. :The Movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0756681/)

Hey! Whats wrong with a Magnum P.I. Movie?

Hey! Whats wrong with a Magnum P.I. Movie?

What isn't wrong with a Magnum P.I. Movie?

What isn't wrong with a Magnum P.I. Movie?
I have to agree with my evil twin, endomnia, here. Do you have something agains Magnum P.I.? It happens to be one of our favorite shows of all time. (And plus there already was a TV Movie)

They should make...



DOOM 2: In Hell For Real This Time, Bitch.

Land Before Time X: People Still Watch This Crap?
Robin Hood II: Raping Yet Another Disney Classic
Balto IV: Just When You thought Disney Couldn't Sink Any Lower
Doug's Second Movie: Why oh Why Did Doug Move From Nickelodeon to Disney?
Home Alone V: Just When You thought You knew What Crap Was
ETII: Kill Me, Please.
The Land Before Time XI: Because Animated Movie Makers Hate You
Catwoman II: You'll Want Her Around So She Can Claw Out Your Eyes
Dumb And Dumbererer: We're Definitely in hell right Now and Hollywood is Satan

Think we can somehow apply the same solution, using the bloodied survivors, to Northern Ireland?

Somehow I don't think shitting outside Northern Ireland's single mosque is going to do much for the problems here.

Dumb And Dumbererer: We're Definitely in hell right Now and Hollywood is Satan
Dumb and Dumberererer: Look who's talking
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Austin Powers 4, Saw III? Aren't we getting carried away?

Hey! Whats wrong with a Magnum P.I. Movie?

George Clooney is going to be Magnum

George Clooney is going to be Magnum

Ah. Watch it for Clooney?

It's like watching Far & Away for Tom Cruise. <shudders>.

Ah. Watch it for Clooney?

It's like watching Far & Away for Tom Cruise. <shudders>.


I watched Return of the Killer Tomatoes for Clooney

I watched Return of the Killer Tomatoes for Clooney

Uh. Well I saw Mars Attacks! since Jack Nicholson was in it and that was one of the most awful movies I've ever seen.

Uh. Well I saw Mars Attacks! since Jack Nicholson was in it and that was one of the most awful movies I've ever seen.


That movie was pretty bad. I mean it was based off of a card set from the 50s. how good could it have been? or was it supposed to be cheesy?

or was it supposed to be cheesy?
You're kidding right?

Three pages and no one has mentioned Rocky 6 (http://www.countingdown.com/movies/2756500)? The turd of all turds?
The best thing about it is the premise.

Rocky is lured out of retirment to fight Mason "The Line" Dixon. I think the writer forgot pass comes after puff-puff.

Scary Movie 4 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0362120/)
Van Wilder 2: Rise of the Taj
(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0480271/)
Might not be that bad, because Scary Movie 3 beat out the originals so theres a chance this one may follow suit. Also theres a chance a second Van Wilder might work...

Imagine A Movie Based Off Of Lionhead Studios Black & White.

The best thing about it is the premise.

Rocky is lured out of retirment to fight Mason "The Line" Dixon. I think the writer forgot pass comes after puff-puff.
That may be the worst nickname ever. I think professional wrestlers would turn their noses up at that, and I'm not talking about the WWE moneymakers--I'm talking about the schlubs making $20 a night at a high school gym in Bumfuck, Indiana.

Might not be that bad, because Scary Movie 3 beat out the originals so theres a chance this one may follow suit. Also theres a chance a second Van Wilder might work...


Ring 3. Terminator 4. Rambo 4. Ocean's Thirteen (we really don't need another). There are some good sequels coming out but these are not any of them.

Well, there's always this sequel to look forward to.

http://static.flickr.com/43/89302757_2f89594a7b.jpg?v=0

Ring 3. Terminator 4. Rambo 4. Ocean's Thirteen (we really don't need another). There are some good sequels coming out but these are not any of them.
Gross! Ring 3 Termiator 4! (I thought 3 was bad enough. Even though it was just boring and not a complete crap fest, it still spawned the evil that is Terminator: Video Game)

Gross! Ring 3 Termiator 4! (I thought 3 was bad enough. Even though it was just boring and not a complete crap fest, it still spawned the evil that is Terminator: Video Game)

Just hope for no more Resident Evil movies. Just awful.

Blair Witch 3: The Curse (2006)
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0463985/)
[URL="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0435665/"]

and that is just to name a few of the horrible sounding sequels that are coming out this or next year.
My guess is that they're doing a Blair Witch III cause they figure the name alone will be enough to drag in a few idiots. A few years ago I read that when Arnold was at the height of popularity it was estimated his name alone was worth 70 mill to a movie, regardless of the quality. Hence 'Jingle Bells' and 'Last action Hero'.

The fast and furious movie shows, once again, that Hollywood is devoid of idead and isn't above totally ripping off an excellent Asian movie. Last year one of the big hits over here was a Japanese movie called 'Initial D', based on a comic of the same name, all about drift racing. I saw parts of it, and it has some pretty damn good racing scenes it.

Hmm.... Video Game Movies. How Would They Make The Tutorials Work?

George Clooney is going to be Magnum
:eek:

:( :sniper: Hired Sniper
Me

I didn't know that. IMDB didn't tell me anything (I think I should have logged on). I was wondering who would play Magnum. Somehow it just doesn't fit, he's too old and I don't think he'l look good in a moustache (unless Magnum doesnt have one :eek:). I am going to have to reconsider my position on this movie. :headbang:

UPDATE: Acording to this (http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hp&cf=prev&id=1808514111) page, "George is not going to do the movie. He's never been asked to do it. He knows nothing about it."

:eek:

:( :sniper: Hired Sniper
Me

I didn't know that. IMDB didn't tell me anything (I think I should have logged on). I was wondering who would play Magnum. Somehow it just doesn't fit, he's too old and I don't think he'l look good in a moustache (unless Magnum doesnt have one :eek:). I am going to have to reconsider my position on this movie. :headbang:
I couldn't get to that part of IMDB, but another site claims that Clooney is definitely not going to be in the film. It also says that the part of TC will be played by LL Kool J.

Second Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Plan 10 From Outer Space

Home Alone 3.

No. Just.... no.

didnt that come out 5 years ago

i thought they even had a 4 already?

You're kidding right?

of course :p

Might not be that bad, because Scary Movie 3 beat out the originals so theres a chance this one may follow suit. Also theres a chance a second Van Wilder might work...

I was a fan of scary movie, not so much the sequels though. Never really saw van wilder but then again i never heard anything good about it.

Just hope for no more Resident Evil movies. Just awful.

Sadly another is coming and it will probably be as awful as the last.


Somehow it just doesn't fit, he's too old and I don't think he'l look good in a moustache (unless Magnum doesnt have one :eek:).

That would be scary.

UPDATE: Acording to this (http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hp&cf=prev&id=1808514111) page, "George is not going to do the movie. He's never been asked to do it. He knows nothing about it."


ah well good george clooney shouldn't be in that role anyway. But then again would could be Magnum P.I.?

MORE REMAKES/ SEQUELS/ CRAP

The Shaggy Dog (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0393735/)
Silent Hill (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0384537/)
Superman Returns (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0348150/)
Miami Vice (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0430357/)
DOA: Dead Or Alive (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0398913/)
Baywatch (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436100/)

The Passion of the Christ 2 - He comes back from the Dead for more Pain

Oh My God. If Most Of These Are Going To Actually Be Made, Ugh, I Will NEVER Think Of My Favorite Video Games In The Same Way Again.

Oh My God. If Most Of These Are Going To Actually Be Made, Ugh, I Will NEVER Think Of My Favorite Video Games In The Same Way Again.
I still pray every sunday that there will never be a Halo movie.

movie that i cant wait to come out,

indiana jones 4



I don't know. Speilburg is back. Or his wife that is......

I still pray every sunday that there will never be a Halo movie.or a half-life series

or a half-life series
There should be a composite list of games turned into Hollywood that under no circumstances are to become movies.

I'm going to see that Dungeon Siege movie. Burt Reynolds is the king. That's all I care about, since I enjoyed the game and have no film expectations for it.

I'm going to see that Dungeon Siege movie. Burt Reynolds is the king. That's all I care about, since I enjoyed the game and have no film expectations for it.
I may see it on DVD because I enjoyed the game, but not to the point where I felt that I would be angered if the movie didnt live up to expectations.

Yet another Duece Bigalow movie would really suck.
(like the first couple didn't already).

If all these sequels come out, I guess it'd only be a matter of time before they decide to do LOTR IV.
Maybe they'll have Sam waking up and finding Frodo taking a shower.
"I just had a terrible dream, Frodo!"

Yet another Duece Bigalow movie would really suck.
(like the first couple didn't already).

If all these sequels come out, I guess it'd only be a matter of time before they decide to do LOTR IV.
Maybe they'll have Sam waking up and finding Frodo taking a shower.
"I just had a terrible dream, Frodo!"


theyre making a hobbit movie, but i dont think any actor/director ties at all.

I still pray every sunday that there will never be a Halo movie.
Where is your God now, Priest? Where is your God now!? (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0464037/)

Where is your God now, Priest? Where is your God now!? (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0464037/)


Guillermo Del Toro is going to direct? as long as it isn't as bad as hellboy

If all these sequels come out, I guess it'd only be a matter of time before they decide to do LOTR IV.
Maybe they'll have Sam waking up and finding Frodo taking a shower.
"I just had a terrible dream, Frodo!"

Oh, now don't be silly. Think about what attracted the largest audiences to the LotR movies.

That's right, we're looking at The Lord of the Rings: Prince of Mirkwood, starring Orlando 'Legolas' Bloom, Viggo 'Aragorn' Mortenson, and Mary 'Token Love Interest' Sue (who all the fangirls will hate, because she gets to marry Legolas. So it goes).

-- on a less 'I will kill you if you try' note, the rights to The Hobbit are a mess right now. So when and whether we'll see that (doubtless with some token OrLegolas Bloom in the Mirkwood section, just for the ratings?) is debatable, which means no one has a clue what's going on, and we're probably going to blame Christopher Tolkien.

I'm going to see that Dungeon Siege movie. Burt Reynolds is the king. That's all I care about, since I enjoyed the game and have no film expectations for it.


just be sure to keep your expectations low when seeing it

Somehow I don't think shitting outside Northern Ireland's single mosque is going to do much for the problems here.

Hurr. Obviously it was going to be outside Paisleys church and A.N.Other extremist gathering place.

Somehow I don't think shitting outside Northern Ireland's single mosque is going to do much for the problems here.
We have a mosque in N.Ireland. I thot the plans to build it were cancled.

We have a mosque in N.Ireland. I thot the plans to build it were cancled.

Isn't a "mosque" what someone in northern ireland wears to a mosqued ball?

OMG ACCENT GAGS ARE SO FUNNY

Isn't a "mosque" what someone in northern ireland wears to a mosqued ball?

OMG ACCENT GAGS ARE SO FUNNY
You know what is weird, apparently people outside Ireland and the U.K quite like our accent, they think its the same as the Southern Iirsh one

You know what is weird, apparently people outside Ireland and the U.K quite like our accent, they think its the same as the Southern Iirsh one

It's nothing like the Southern Irish one! how bizarre. The Southern Irish one is quite soft and lilting, closer to Welsh than the northern irish one, which is quite harsh on the ear and sounds like what a celt would be like if transplanted in Durham.

Lion King 1 3/4: Disney's hate for you continues.
Robin Hood II: They Really do Hate You

Lion King 1 3/4: Disney's hate for you continues.
Robin Hood II: They Really do Hate You

Yeah but Disney hasn't made a "classic" movie since about 1970, so i don't see what the fuss is about them remaking the Lion King.

Yeah but Disney hasn't made a "classic" movie since about 1970, so i don't see what the fuss is about them remaking the Lion King.


agreed disneys latest efforts have all been shite

speaking of disney/pixar........

Pixar Takes Over Making Toy Story 3 (http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/686/686649p1.html)


yet another unreasonable sequel

speaking of disney/pixar........

Pixar Takes Over Making Toy Story 3 (http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/686/686649p1.html)

yet another unreasonable sequel

WHAT???????

They said it was canned!

Me thinks they only have Tim allen and not Tom Hanks so it will probably suck!

Damn I liked Pixar!

WHAT???????

They said it was canned!

Me thinks they only have Tim allen and not Tom Hanks so it will probably suck!

Damn I liked Pixar!


No tom hanks? then why do it? see this is what i hate about sequels these days. if no one wants to come back and do the sequel, then it's probably a good idea not to do it.

Ok I just watched the Ring Two last night and that film needs to be mentioned here. what a piece of shite compared to the original.