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So..heres some movie news..(or not so new)

http://movies.msn.com/movies/movie.aspx?m=551208


Curious George...the movie.

The Good News?

Disney isnt doing it.

But heres one they are doing:
http://movies.msn.com/movies/movie.aspx?m=1547180

Is it just me, or does your inner child get a black eye, when they make lame sequels to classics?

Bambi II? That is fucking sacrilege of the highest order.

Damn. Where's the bambi where he takes a shotgun to the hunter who killed his mother?

So..heres some movie news..(or not so new)

http://movies.msn.com/movies/movie.aspx?m=551208


Curious George...the movie.

The Good News?

Disney isnt doing it.

But heres one they are doing:
http://movies.msn.com/movies/movie.aspx?m=1547180

Is it just me, or does your inner child get a black eye, when they make lame sequels to classics?you know it's bad when they make...


BAMBO!
"They killed his mother, they burned down his home... now he's back and his Rack is loaded.... for revenge!"

and who saw the action flick "Bambi vs. Godzilla"

Bambi II? That is fucking sacrilege of the highest order.


Even worse than the sequels to Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, and 101 Dalmations.

I tell you, if they make a sequel to "The Fox and the Hound"


I KEEEEL them.

with bambi2 i fear we are facing a whole new wave of animalrightskooks "boohooohooo, hunting is cruel"

.. The Country Bears 2...

Even worse than the sequels to Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, and 101 Dalmations.

I tell you, if they make a sequel to "The Fox and the Hound"


I KEEEEL them.

Didn't they make the Jungle Book II recently? I think we can all tremble in anticipation of Snowwhite II The Return of The Dwarves

Thing is though, when I was smaller, I was a sequel addict. They were my visual cocain. Thank goodness, I would always got so wasted, I never remembered what happened in them. Nevertheless I always remembered how good the first movie was. Today, I am a fully recovered sequel addict, and I'm proud of it!

Didn't they make the Jungle Book II recently? I think we can all tremble in anticipation of Snowwhite II The Return of The Dwarves


Yah that one seems to be the one uberclassic that they havent touched yet.
Im wondering why?

Didn't they make the Jungle Book II recently? I think we can all tremble in anticipation of Snowwhite II The Return of The Dwarves
Hunchback of Notre Dame II
Beauty and the Beast II
Little Mermaid II
Alladdin II


hmm... wonder if they'll make a sequal to Black Caldron?

Yah that one seems to be the one uberclassic that they havent touched yet.
Im wondering why?

Because the dwarves refused to yodel for a sequel, I'm guessing...

Because the dwarves refused to yodel for a sequel, I'm guessing...


Thats just as well, really.

Yodeling Dwarves creep me the fugg out.

and who saw the action flick "Bambi vs. Godzilla"

Yes. I loved the surprise ending. :)

Yes. I loved the surprise ending. :)
Aww man, that ending totally blew me away!

hmm... wonder if they'll make a sequal to Black Caldron?

Black Cauldron II - People spontaneously being raised from the dead, so you might as well be watching the first movie, but since you were stupid enough to pay for this anyway...

Black Cauldron II - People spontaneously being raised from the dead, so you might as well be watching the first movie, but since you were stupid enough to pay for this anyway...
hey, it was the first Disney Full Length Animated Movie to show blood.

hey, it was the first Disney Full Length Animated Movie to show blood.

Do they show blood anymore?

Bambi II?? It will serve them right if it gets sent straight to direct-to-video hell. Bambi technically may be Disney's intellectual property, but I think there's a responsibility that extends to popular culture to protect it from such efforts to milk it for all it's worth.

I found the solution to California's power crisis:

Strap magnets to Walt Disney's body, then wrap his cyrogenicaly frozen coffin with copper wire. Then every time Micheal Eisner does something like this...

What are they going to do? Kill Bambi's father?

Because the dwarves refused to yodel for a sequel, I'm guessing...


They werent yodeling-the were screaming for vengeance!

What are they going to do? Kill Bambi's father?


Lets just say it will be a "special time" in young deers life, when on a camping trip, he learns about love, with the help of a recently "outed" Flower the Skunk.

In:

Bambi III: Bamback Mountain.

I wish the hunters would've shot that fucking rabbit. God the voice of that damn rabbit just annoys me soooo much!

I found the solution to California's power crisis:

Strap magnets to Walt Disney's body, then wrap his cyrogenicaly frozen coffin with copper wire. Then every time Micheal Eisner does something like this...

An excellent idea, except for one thing- hasn't Eisner been removed from the head of Disney? I'm pretty sure someone else was in charge now...

Eisner is the devil! I say resurrect Walt and let him run the show again.

Let's just hope they don't go on to make any more disney movies into trilogies like they did with Aladdin.

I wish the hunters would've shot that fucking rabbit. God the voice of that damn rabbit just annoys me soooo much!
I figure they should just shoot Bambi and end it all. He would taste SOOOOO good too....

Hunchback of Notre Dame II
Beauty and the Beast II
Little Mermaid II
Alladdin II


hmm... wonder if they'll make a sequal to Black Caldron?

Well it was a Book series. They can always do
"The Book of Three"
"Taran Wanderer"
(I think there are more)

And the reason why there's no sequel to Snow White is because everyone who made the movie, acted in the movie, is dead.
(It did come in in the 1910s or something)

Well it was a Book series. They can always do
"The Book of Three"
"Taran Wanderer"
(I think there are more)

And the reason why there's no sequel to Snow White is because everyone who made the movie, acted in the movie, is dead.
(It did come in in the 1910s or something)
That hasn't stopped them before. they got other actors to play parts when the original were either dead or not available.

Well it was a Book series. They can always do
"The Book of Three"
"Taran Wanderer"
(I think there are more)

And the reason why there's no sequel to Snow White is because everyone who made the movie, acted in the movie, is dead.
(It did come in in the 1910s or something)

1930s... 1910s didn't have Technicolor. 1910s didn't even have sound on the movies ;)

from the guardian uk.

more in response to the recent allah cartoons but still....

http://www.guardian.co.uk/cartoons/stevebell/0,,1704043,00.html

:eek:

[QUOTE=The Lone Alliance]Well it was a Book series. They can always do
"The Book of Three"
"Taran Wanderer"
(I think there are more)
QUOTE]

Yeah wasn't the black cauldron a mix up of the fix three books in a 7 or 10 book series? i read them in primary school so i can't remeber much about them.

It could be worse they could make another benji movie...

fucking disney destroyed Alice in Wonderland. That was the last straw. After decades of turning fairytales into social standards for children, they need a rest. I'm glad Japanese animation like Spirited Away came in.

So..heres some movie news..(or not so new)

http://movies.msn.com/movies/movie.aspx?m=551208


Curious George...the movie.

The Good News?

Disney isnt doing it.

But heres one they are doing:
http://movies.msn.com/movies/movie.aspx?m=1547180

Is it just me, or does your inner child get a black eye, when they make lame sequels to classics?


but Bambi was rubbish. Absolutely dire.

Now, if it was Jungle Book 2, yeah, i'd be up in arms.

but Bambi was rubbish. Absolutely dire.

Now, if it was Jungle Book 2, yeah, i'd be up in arms.
It's been done, raise those arms...

It's been done, raise those arms...

Goddamn it, i'm going to find whatever bucket of ice they keep Walt's head in and kick it.

Repeatedly.

Damn. Where's the bambi where he takes a shotgun to the hunter who killed his mother?

Rambi vs. Blambo

I had a computer game with that sub-game in it back when I had a 386. *feels old* Greatest set of games ever. There was that, where you could pick to be a human and shoot animals, or pick to be the deer and shoot the people. If you did well enough you could earn a machine gun, and then a phase plasma death ray, and fry them. There was also Big Guys With Muscles, where the ultimate level was fighting Mrs. Snodgrass, your third grade teacher, and there was Steroids, where if you lost, you turned into a horse (steroid stallion). There was a version of tennis where the score went from Love to Hate via some intermediate feelings. And the other really great game in it was the Roadkill game, where you got points for shooting deer, cows and granny roadsters and for running over chickens. I wonder if they could make a sequel to THAT instead of the Bambi movie, which I always hated anyway.

The obvious way to protest is to lob the remains of Bambi's mother at Disney Studios, of where ever the hell they make their movies.

LEAVE BAMBI TO MOURN IN PEACE YOU BASTARDS!!!!

This is why I hate western animation. How many stupid sequels is Disney going to make. All they make now is sequels to stuff that wasn't much good to begin with. Well, at least we have some real animation like Neon Genesis Evangelion, Elfen Lied, and Cowboy Bebop.

fucking disney destroyed Alice in Wonderland. That was the last straw. After decades of turning fairytales into social standards for children, they need a rest. I'm glad Japanese animation like Spirited Away came in.

You need to watch Alice in Wonderland to Pink Floyd's The Wall. Start the CD at the opening credits of the movie, and skip Comfortably Numb on disc 2. Way cool.

*NEWSFLASH* Disney is no more. After trying their luck with Bambi II, which was watched by 45.8 million idiots, they decided to try their luck some more. After such hated sequals and movies as:
Robin Hoood II
Fox and the Hound II
Fox and the Hound III: Neck-Snapping Action
Finding Nemo II: Raping a Classic
Trucks
Planes
Trains
Pukahauntus
Pokahauntus III: You're All Idiots
Fox and the Hound IV: Stupidity in Overdrive
Fox and the Hound V: We're running out of Ideas
Robin Hood III: Desperate Disney
SpongePerson RectangularTrousers
SPRTII
SPRTIII
SPRTIV
SPRTV
Yet Another Mickey Mouse Movie
YAM3II
YAM3III
YAM3IV
YAM3V

People around the world rioted. The pope called for an international day of hating disney for all that is good, glorious, and holy. The Arab states stopped their hatred of Isreal and the US to focus their hatred on Disney. The world united against a common enemy. Once Disney was out of the picture, world peace ensued. Global Warming disappeared. An unlimited supply of oil was found in every nation. Poverty disappeared. Evil was wiped off the face of the universe. All thanks to another case of sequalitis.:p