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What are a couple things not viewed by many as attractive that you absolutely love???

I'll start... Something about nerdy smart girls, very intriguing..

Hmmm...I'm not quite sure.....It's pretty random for me who I find attractive...the only thing they all have in common is hair...long hair...shoulder length or more....

What are a couple things not viewed by many as attractive that you absolutely love???

I'll start... Something about nerdy smart girls, very intriguing..

Interesting topic. What about girls with a squeek to their voice, sounds very innocent and young. and adorable.:fluffle:

oh, here is one that may take the cake.. Lesbians... I always give them like 10 looks, in hopes that I can find something really attractive about the. Never seems to work, but I always give it a try.

Braces.

I like the smart ones too, especially with glasses.

Hmmm...I'm not quite sure.....It's pretty random for me who I find attractive...the only thing they all have in common is hair...long hair...shoulder length or more....

No wait, I got it. Seeing her in some kind of emotional distress....Somehow it just cracks right through that hermit shell of mine, wouldn't mind being a teddy bear then.

I like the smart ones too, especially with glasses.

Girls seem to look really cute in those old school, vintage looking thicker rimmed glasses. You have my full agreement on this one..

Not sure about the lesbians though.....

Hmmm...I'm not quite sure.....It's pretty random for me who I find attractive...the only thing they all have in common is hair...long hair...shoulder length or more....

*Yayyyy!!* ;)

Braces.

Finally a good reason for these metal deathtraps.

No wait, I got it. Seeing her in some kind of emotional distress....Somehow it just cracks right through that hermit shell of mine, wouldn't mind being a teddy bear then.


"So.....I crashed a funeral this morning....." Sorry, that comment reminded me of wedding crashers.

"So.....I crashed a funeral this morning....." Sorry, that comment reminded me of wedding crashers.

It did? I haven't seen it yet.....Hmmm.....funerals...

Finally a good reason for these metal deathtraps.

Damn braces are hot. *shit!*

It did? I haven't seen it yet.....Hmmm.....funerals...


Paraphrasing your comment "I haven't seen one of the funniest, greatest movies ever made, as I haven't been in the mood to see my new favorite movie"

Is that what you were saying??

Skinny guys.

Huge muscles are disgusting.

Damn braces are hot. *shit!*

You know what, just for the record, who here sees a problem with two people 14 years apart being in a relationship? Like...20 and 34 or something?

Gotta go with the glasses.

Also, I tend to like short girls. It's like the same amount of feminine goodness, concentrated into a smaller package.

You know what, just for the record, who here sees a problem with two people 14 years apart being in a relationship? Like...20 and 34 or something?

My parents are 19 years apart, so I have personal incentive not to have a problem with large age differences.

You know what, just for the record, who here sees a problem with two people 14 years apart being in a relationship? Like...20 and 34 or something?

Are you reALLY 14? Damn. I'm 28. *Grow up!* .. but let's get their opinions. hehe..

You know what, just for the record, who here sees a problem with two people 14 years apart being in a relationship? Like...20 and 34 or something?

It all depends on the people... There are 20 year olds that look like they are 40, and there are definitely 34 year olds that act like they are 10, so there are alot of possibilities... Plus, it depends if you mean commitment or just a fling...

Paraphrasing your comment "I haven't seen one of the funniest, greatest movies ever made, as I haven't been in the mood to see my new favorite movie"

Is that what you were saying??

Eh, homework on the weekdays, sleeping on the weekends, NS in free time. Laziness pervading every moment. Yeah....I suppose I could order it OnDemand or something. I finally managed to watch Miyazaki's Sprited Away this week, I'm so behind....I'm not even bothering with the new Harry Potter. It'lll just be a disapointment because I've read the book.


So yeah, pretty much.

Gotta go with the glasses.

Also, I tend to like short girls. It's like the same amount of feminine goodness, concentrated into a smaller package.



Great way of putting it, Feminine goodness, concentrated. I like that....

So I guess a huge pig whale of a woman would have the same feminine goodness, just layered into a huge molehill?? just kidding

Eh, homework on the weekdays, sleeping on the weekends, NS in free time. Laziness pervading every moment. Yeah....I suppose I could order it OnDemand or something. I finally managed to watch Miyazaki's Sprited Away this week, I'm so behind....I'm not even bothering with the new Harry Potter. It'lll just be a disapointment because I've read the book.


So yeah, pretty much.

It's almost like you know there is a cure for cancer (or in this case boredom) but you are telling yourself, Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh It's just a fad....

I finally managed to watch Miyazaki's Sprited Away this week

OMG!! Heyy.. you've Got to watch one of his other movies.. "My Neighbor Totoro" .. :D

Great way of putting it, Feminine goodness, concentrated. I like that....

So I guess a huge pig whale of a woman would have the same feminine goodness, just layered into a huge molehill?? just kidding

Eh, there's feminine goodness in there somewhere

(I like the feeling I won't break a girl in half, but I don't want to get a hernia again carrying her across the threshold, you know?)

Interesting topic. What about girls with a squeek to their voice, sounds very innocent and young. and adorable.:fluffle:

That's a worrying comment :eek:

That's a worrying comment :eek:

Actually.....yeah...it sorta is...

OMG!! Heyy.. you've Got to watch one of his other movies.. "My Neighbor Totoro" .. :D

I'll see to that right away!

It's almost like you know there is a cure for cancer (or in this case boredom) but you are telling yourself, Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh It's just a fad....

Well, technically when they find a cure for cancer....it sorta willl die out like a fad after the initial hype for a few years....but yeah, I get the idea...

I like glasses and braces, even though they can hurt if your not too careful :fluffle:

Eh, there's feminine goodness in there somewhere.

Age difference suddenly counts.

single women with small children, that i can then abuse, this works really well, if the woman is dependant on me, like an immigrant, who will get kicked out of the country, if she leaves me...




just kidding.

a little meat on the bones is a good thing school girl outfits and thick rimmed black glasses are hard to beat

Actually.....yeah...it sorta is...

I dont think the author meant young in a child molestor way, but who knows.. It was The Green Plague afterall....

single women with small children, that i can then abuse, this works really well, if the woman is dependant on me, like an immigrant, who will get kicked out of the country, if she leaves me...




just kidding.

That was hillarrious... Wrong, but Hillarrious none the less...

Age difference suddenly counts.

Err....Did I miss something....I...Think I mesed up...Any more experienced male care to impart hard-earned wisdom?

Err....Did I miss something....I...Think I mesed up...Any more experienced male care to impart hard-earned wisdom?

*HAHA* gotcha. But seriously.. that was a disturbing comment. :eek:

I'll see to that right away!
Whatever you do, for the love of Neko-basu, DO NOT watch the Fox Family dub of Totoro. Find a way to see the subtitled Tonari no Totoro.

*HAHA* gotcha. But seriously.. that was a disturbing comment. :eek:

Sorry, stress is not a common emotion....Seriously everyone's all serious-faced and I just look around...

And burst out laughing! I don't worry on tests, grades are fine, no nightmares, Anything most people worry about, there isn't much point in worrying. Global warming? The planet goes through cycles, life has survived before, it might again. Nuclear war? If anyone stupid enough to start that stilll exists in the human race, we were screwed from the beginning.

And on that note, i should really get some food....I'm hungry.

Whatever you do, for the love of Neko-basu, DO NOT watch the Fox Family dub of Totoro. Find a way to see the subtitled Tonari no Totoro.


Don't worry, I already know the evils of dubs. Just watch Naruto on Toonami. Eesh.

Sorry, stress is not a common emotion....Seriously everyone's all serious-faced and I just look around... And burst out laughing! I don't worry on tests, grades are fine, no nightmares, Anything most people worry about, there isn't much point in worrying. Global warming? The planet goes through cycles, life has survived before, it might again. Nuclear war? If anyone stupid enough to start that stilll exists in the human race, we were screwed from the beginning. And on that note, i should really get some food....I'm hungry.

You remain my favorite for obvious reasons.. you're f*ckin' awesome. I gotta go study chemistry. C-ya! :D

You remain my favorite for obvious reasons.. you're f*ckin' awesome. I gotta go study chemistry. C-ya! :D

Woohoo! I'm <expletive deleted> awesome! I have to do spanish homework anyways. ^(^_^)^

Very wide hips

I think there is something to say about a girl with Pink hair as well. There used to be the cutest girl at my work, that wore these bullet belts, multicolored tights under fishnets, a Plaid "kilt" looking skirt, and had bright pink hair. She also had quite a few piercings, and was the sweetest girl you would ever meet your whole life. Very very attractive...

Also, I tend to like short girls. It's like the same amount of feminine goodness, concentrated into a smaller package.

Short girls with dark hair....gets me every time.

Waist to hip ratio.
Yeah. I've always appreciated the bottom end of females, but now I know why, due to my psych classes. :P
W:H
Mmm

Waist to hip ratio.
Yeah. I've always appreciated the bottom end of females, but now I know why, due to my psych classes. :P
W:H
Mmm


By W:H you aren't referring to American Idol's own William Hung are you?? If so, it's like you are reading my mind...... amazing!!

well i prefer when women arent offended by my humor

Skinny guys.

Huge muscles are disgusting.

Welp, you are in luck then! lol.

I like brunettes, girls who are shy, and who wear glasses.

Tall, blond,blue eyed, voluptuous, anti communist women, that are adaquatley equiped to care for and nurture my tall blond super children.

some brunetts are ok.

oh, here is one that may take the cake.. Lesbians... I always give them like 10 looks, in hopes that I can find something really attractive about the. Never seems to work, but I always give it a try.

Don't let Kishijoten read that or she'll start another rant about how she HATES it when men look at her and how much she hates men in general :headbang:

Don't let Kishijoten read that or she'll start another rant about how she HATES it when men look at her and how much she hates men in general :headbang:
And she hates Americans.
And McDonalds.
And everytime she sees an American man eating at a McDonalds, her head explodes and the peices of shrapnel have been known to devestate entire towns.

*Ahem*
As far as turn ons: corpses are better.
But, if she must be alive, then pale goths, preferably cutters and depressed. No goods like damaged goods.

Girls with blond hair of any length and dark brown eyes, the darker the better.

Intelligence is the #1 attractive factor, which explains why, in all my years of schooling, I have only met one person I have been attracted to (those who attend public schools aren't usually the brightest).

Glasses. Stubborness.

i like Dinaverg's braces.

I like really effeminate, clean-shaven, pretty guys with glasses, lots of hair, skinny... usually that's about it, I don't pay much attention to hair colour or anything else.

I dunno, maybe something about my personality screams "I LOVE BISEXUAL PEOPLE" or something, it seems like all the guys I like go both ways and around 10% of the people who hit on me are other women.

I like really effeminate, clean-shaven, pretty guys with glasses, lots of hair, skinny... usually that's about it, I don't pay much attention to hair colour or anything else.

I dunno, maybe something about my personality screams "I LOVE BISEXUAL PEOPLE" or something, it seems like all the guys I like go both ways and around 10% of the people who hit on me are other women.

I hate to encourage stereotyping, but it usually reflects the truth... probably one of the reasons you attract bisexuals is because you are attracted to bisexuals (being effeminate is often a bisexual/homosexual trait among males)

More qualifiers to make my dream date:

slim, but not anorexic
modest bust
energetic

Redheads with freckles... Oh, and glasses help too.

That's a worrying comment :eek:
Well, that description reminded me instantly of a girl from work who is 18. So it doesn't have to be disturbing.


There is always the possiblity though.

More qualifiers to make my dream date:

slim, but not anorexic
modest bust
energetic
Same Here, cept not too energetic, and she has to be shorter than me( makes me feel like ill need to protect her someday), and smart. I also seem to be atracted to asians more than any other race.

Same Here, cept not too energetic, and she has to be shorter than me( makes me feel like ill need to protect her someday), and smart. I also seem to be atracted to asians more than any other race.

By energetic, I mean never more lazy than I am (which is very lazy, btw).

I was considering mentioning short as a qualifier, but my preferred height range is difficult to describe... somewhere between shorter than me and midgit :p

I already mentioned brains are my #1 concern (although not in a zombie brain-hunger sense... mmm... brains...)

As for asians, I don't get to meet/hang out with many asians, although my current infatuation is about as asian as caucasian can be...

Women who obey. OBEY!!
Not much for asian women, or black women, or middle eastern women. (not that theres anything wrong with them)

Glasses are the biggest turn-ons in a woman for me.

Second runner up is short hair, not Sinead O'Connor or Lt. Ripley short, but short enough that it cant really be put up in a ponytail or some such.

Women who obey. OBEY!!
Not much for asian women, or black women, or middle eastern women. (not that theres anything wrong with them)

Unquestioning obedience is probably the biggest turn-off for me, because it usually the opposite of intelligence, as far as personality-traits go.

I also hate blond hair, not sure why...

What? Nobody here wants somebody who looks like a psycho Barbie doll that rambles on about populist dictators and bizarre subcultures in leather hooker boots and half of a swimsuit? ;)

i like skinny guys. and freckles. and red hair. :)

Preppy women in tennis skirts, who like to carress my beautiful and perfectly groomed blond hair.

What? Nobody here wants somebody who looks like a psycho Barbie doll that rambles on about populist dictators and bizarre subcultures in leather hooker boots and half of a swimsuit? ;)

Is Volksnation this type of girl??? If so, I believe a picture would be in order... Am I correct?

Girls + glasses = win, hands down, they just win, game over.

Girls + glasses = win, hands down, they just win, game over.

What sort of glasses? Just any? Even if they're like 50 feet thick? *exaggerating* I have contacts, just cuz glasses pissed me off for the longest time.

This is kinda the opposite of the thing for braces that many of you seem to have...

I know a gal whose upper incisors are angled forward just a little bit. Every time I see her smile I am struck by how much fun French Kissing her must be. Otherwise I am not really into her, though, so I have not tested my thought.

Besides that, I think my only other unusual turn-on would be when gals wear hijabs. Call it a lust for what one cannot have, but that little bit of mystery just drives me wild. What could be better than when the ladies are so beautiful that their religion requires a headdress for modesty?

Horny goth chicks with big breasts who believe Pluto should remain classified a planet and are willing to be life-long fuck buddies with guys that have no job, live in mom's basement, and spend hours playing computer games, (guys like me :D ). That's what i'd find off the wall attractive.

:D

Chubby people.
I'm just not overly fond of skinny, neither in girls nor in guys :D

I'm just not overly fond of skinny
:( *weeps in the corner*

lol

I have this thing for guys with scars (ok, maybe not 2inch deep cuts across the face...) but there's something about them... :)
(and I do realize that that's not a very rare feature on guys)

A friend of mine is crazy for guys with 'the vein' as she likes to call it... where you can see the veins on their arms for instance.
I've never seen anyone so fascinated by that.

Ah well... in the end it's really all about the :fluffle:

:( *weeps in the corner*

lol

Hey, I'm not a horny goth chick, either :p

You know what, just for the record, who here sees a problem with two people 14 years apart being in a relationship? Like...20 and 34 or something?I'm currently in a relationship with a 28 year age difference, so I can't really have a problem with age differences.

Short girls with dark hair....gets me every time.
Second. Blonde hair is overrated.
I also like girls best with small to medium breasts, but personality is definitely the biggest factor. I like a girl who is smart enough & assertive enough to defeat me in a debate.

Hey, I'm not a horny goth chick, either :p
LOL, you got me there.

Chubby people.
I'm just not overly fond of skinny, neither in girls nor in guys :D


All Hail Cabra West!

Men who pout and have long eyelashes.

...

Yeah, I like men who look like women... :p

Female Tennis Players.
Fanatical Mass Murderers.....

All Hail Cabra West!

*lol
I know I'm quite exceptional in that respect ;)

Glasses, red hair, freckles, pale skin... mmm.

This seems to be fairly uncommon but I like a girl with a little muscle mass. Not like, freaky body-builder type (those are just gross, whether they're men or women) but a pair of strong arms and overall general firmness is nice. I don't want to be afraid of snapping her in two every time we hug.

Petiteness (not when it's anorexic though, obviously, that's just gross).

Piercings. Like, in places besides the ears. And tattoos. Too bad my ladyfriend doesn't have any. Oh, and uber-gothness can be quite attractive as well.

Glasses, my ladyfriend looks so cute in hers!

Dark hair, I love dark hair so much, I can't stand blondeness.

Short fingernails. Breasts slightly towards the smaller end of the spectrum (lots of guys seem to like huge impractical boobs, but they don't really appeal to me).

I also think it's hot when she's smarter than me. Maybe because it makes her seem more divine.

What are a couple things not viewed by many as attractive that you absolutely love???I'm not saying that I "absolutely" love it, and it's certainly not a prerequisite, but it's peculiar enough to mention.
I often find myself attracted to girls that have broken/sprained an arm or ankle; it probably activates my 'care'-circuits or something.

I'm not saying that I "absolutely" love it, and it's certainly not a prerequisite, but it's peculiar enough to mention.
I often find myself attracted to girls that have broken/sprained an arm or ankle; it probably activates my 'care'-circuits or something.

Actually, I kinda understand what you mean. Before my ladyfriend and I were together, we talked a bit and one of the things we talked about early on was the fact that she had epilepsy (I noticed the little emergency medical response bracelet on her wrist), and I felt what might be called the "hug instinct."

Me, I'm probably the strangest of the lot. I actually want a full-on, going-after-it, Christian woman who is true to God. Shocked?

Flame me all you want, but NOTHING anybody says is gonna change my mind. Don't believe me? I'm 20, still a virgin, and don't mind that fact. Of course, I'm also Christian...

A, it'll push me along in my walk and B, I don't think a relationship between me and even a lukewarm Christian woman would work.

Preebs: lol.

Hair smell is considered pritty wird, but its like 90% feramones desided to do strage and dangerous things to my brain, so I cart realy be blamed.

oh, and being an esy going liberal agnostic, im very attracted to hard line christian conservatives. Probably because I love to argue so much.

I find certain types of clothing to be more attractive than others. Not simply uniforms, though they're nice, too.

Punk Chicks.

Rowr.

Especially Asian punk chicks....double rowr.

I love glasses and tall men who are older than me. I really love nerdy intelligence - if they look like a nerd, all to the good. I also hate very skinny or muscly men, so someone a little bit chubby is good for me.

Got lucky with my boyfriend; he's not really chubby (though not muscly or skinny either, luckily), but he certainly is a tall, spectacle-donning nerd, 10 years my senior.

I love a girl that is basically a tomboy. I want them to be the sort I might meet at my martial arts class, who wup my ass, and who has a laugh with me about it later. But I still want that very cute look, very feminine; looking decivingly innocent. They also have to be smart, and willing to stand up to me, nothing is more hot than a girl that knows what she wants.

Finally a good reason for these metal deathtraps.

Being a recent from getting rid of those braces.

It is so worth it.

Glasses, red hair, freckles, pale skin... mmm.


Why he-llo... ;)

:cool: For me its gotta be fat chicks in leather.:fluffle: oh baby

I love a girl that is basically a tomboy. I want them to be the sort I might meet at my martial arts class, who wup my ass, and who has a laugh with me about it later. But I still want that very cute look, very feminine; looking decivingly innocent. They also have to be smart, and willing to stand up to me, nothing is more hot than a girl that knows what she wants.

Agreed on all counts.

Me, I'm probably the strangest of the lot. I actually want a full-on, going-after-it, Christian woman who is true to God. Shocked?

Flame me all you want, but NOTHING anybody says is gonna change my mind. Don't believe me? I'm 20, still a virgin, and don't mind that fact. Of course, I'm also Christian...

A, it'll push me along in my walk and B, I don't think a relationship between me and even a lukewarm Christian woman would work.

Preebs: lol.

I cannot see why that would necessitate any more flames than anything else here... People who have integrity in their beliefs are great. As a devout Christian, I too am waiting on the whole sex-thing until I get married (Although once that happens I plan on making up for lost time). Unlike you, though, I could see myself going for a non-Christian. As I see it, they are doomed to an eternity of nothing, so we might as well show them a good time while they are on Earth. Having dated an athiest, though, I must say it is preferable to have someone with some kind of belief, be it Christian or other (Do not get me wrong, she was grand, I just felt sorry for her that nothing had ever sparked her spiritual side).

Shy guys, particularly ones that are very sweet, intelligent and politically minded. So long as they are hot of course. :)

The ability to use sarcasm.....properly. I think thats sexy. Someone who is funny, but not in a "knock knock joke" kind of way....ick.

What are a couple things not viewed by many as attractive that you absolutely love???
Intellect is the very first thing I look for, closely followed by a sense of who you are and what you are capable of. I've found that not many people look for those, especially younger people. Kinda sad, actually.

A lack of inhibitions seems to be more popular. :D

Sarcasm. But not just any sarcasm. The type of sarcasm that is often missed completely by the intended recipient. The kind of sarcasm that denotes a keen wit and intelligence. I find this incredibly, and unavoidably attractive...hence my infatuation with Fass. And my appreciation of Czardas (who is really, really too young for me, and therefore can not be in the category of 'my infatuations').

Damn. Peech beat me to it!

Sarcasm. But not just any sarcasm. The type of sarcasm that is often missed completely by the intended recipient. The kind of sarcasm that denotes a keen wit and intelligence. I find this incredibly, and unavoidably attractive...hence my infatuation with Fass. And my appreciation of Czardas (who is really, really too young for me, and therefore can not be in the category of 'my infatuations').

Damn. Peech beat me to it!
Sometimes I find Fass's sense of sarcasm to be a tad too acidic and contrived, even if intelligent. It is, nevertheless, an attractive trait. :)

Nordic and Russian accents also attract me. :)

Sarcasm. But not just any sarcasm. The type of sarcasm that is often missed completely by the intended recipient. The kind of sarcasm that denotes a keen wit and intelligence. I find this incredibly, and unavoidably attractive...hence my infatuation with Fass. And my appreciation of Czardas (who is really, really too young for me, and therefore can not be in the category of 'my infatuations').

Damn. Peech beat me to it!


Well welcome back you. Hope your trip went well. :)

Haha...yes indeed I beat you. Dont forget Fiddlebottoms and GraveNidle....they too are masters of the sharp, quit witted sarcasm that we speak of..... I'm on the verge of stalking HNFVIII.

Redheads. Though quite uncommon, if you find a good-looking redhead you're set for life :D
Oh, and dark brown hair.

Damn braces are hot. *shit!*Indeed! - If we're talking about suspenders, that is.

Bald/near bald girls are cute.

Damn braces are hot. *shit!*
Especially on cute guys :)

Bald chicks
*drools

I like girls who can beat the crap out of me.. of course that doesn't really narrow it down bur still..

if it is done well, androgyny is the hottest thing ever. ive noticed that its usually more attractive when males do it than females (femme guys to me are usually better looking than butch chicks), but anyone who can fool me is automatically awesome.

if it is done well, androgyny is the hottest thing ever. ive noticed that its usually more attractive when males do it than females (femme guys to me are usually better looking than butch chicks), but anyone who can fool me is automatically awesome.
Yes, androgynous guys can be gorgeous! They use this look a lot with male models. Very hot. Female models tend to be a bit more masculine, with stronger facial features, even if a lot of them are skinny.

What? Nobody here wants somebody who looks like a psycho Barbie doll that rambles on about populist dictators and bizarre subcultures in leather hooker boots and half of a swimsuit? ;)
Of course not. What would make you think that? ;)
By the way... which half? Or should I not ask?

Sarcasm. But not just any sarcasm. The type of sarcasm that is often missed completely by the intended recipient. The kind of sarcasm that denotes a keen wit and intelligence. I find this incredibly, and unavoidably attractive...hence my infatuation with Fass. And my appreciation of Czardas (who is really, really too young for me, and therefore can not be in the category of 'my infatuations').
Heh. We all know that the real reason you say that is because you're trying to deny that my subtle subliminal messages are slowly drawing you over to the Dark Side, and soon you will be naught but a slave in my plan for universal domination! Mwahaha! ;)

Girls that can play music. Particularly bassists. Girls with bass guitars = hot.

Sometimes I find Fass's sense of sarcasm to be a tad too acidic and contrived, even if intelligent. It is, nevertheless, an attractive trait. :) Acidic is good. Contrived, well, I'll overlook it.

Nordic and Russian accents also attract me. :)
Irish accents do it for me. English ones turn me right off. As do Italian and French Canadian accents. Young men speaking Cree make my panties disappear.

Irish accents do it for me. English ones turn me right off. As do Italian and French Canadian accents. Young men speaking Cree make my panties disappear.
If it's the Estuary English accent, I love it. As well as variations of it, such as the American upper class accent. I don't like most other English accents. Italian turns me off as well, though pure French is awesome to hear. :)

Acidic is good.
Sarcazm Doctrine #181: Sarcasm can never be too acidic. The people experiencing it are just too mild.

Damn...how could I forget to mention English accents? *fans self*

Sarcazm Doctrine #181: Sarcasm can never be too acidic. The people experiencing it are just too mild.

Good point.

As for me, English in a French accent, English in a californian accent, or, an upper class British accent.

Women that state what makes their panties disappear ;)

Young men speaking Cree make my panties disappear.

Good point.

As for me, English in a French accent, English in a californian accent, or, an upper class British accent.
The upper class British accent is Estuary I believe. I love it, as well as it's South African and American (upper class) variations. Not a fan of the Australian one. Too similar to Cockney.

Another thing I find off-the wall attractive? Filipinas. I can't help myself. I definitely lust after men more than women, but Filipinas are the exception to this rule. Sumamba, I'm looking your way...better guard that finace of yours...

Another thing I find off-the wall attractive? Filipinas. I can't help myself. I definitely lust after men more than women, but Filipinas are the exception to this rule. Sumamba, I'm looking your way...better guard that finace of yours...

You should see a pic of my Filipina. :D

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/Christine.jpg

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androgynous straight men..usually with a bit of a background in drugs, hacky-sack, and/or martial arts

I find good posture is highly attractive.

Also great taste in shoes. A little odd yes?

Long hair, I love girls with long hair. The object of my desires currently, her hair is down to her waist. Very sexy.

You should see a pic of my Filipina. :D
I was about to lambast you for teasing, and now I just have to lambast you for coming through...and making my tongue fall out of my mouth. DAMN YOU! (do you live far from the Canadian border? A hot three way with a filipina in the mix is the only thing that would draw me into the US...)

I like men that have chest hair and who have nice facial hair. Those things make my crotch tingle.

I was about to lambast you for teasing, and now I just have to lambast you for coming through...and making my tongue fall out of my mouth. DAMN YOU! (do you live far from the Canadian border? A hot three way with a filipina in the mix is the only thing that would draw me into the US...)

I live in Minneapolis, Minnesota. She lives in Davao City. :(

I like men that have chest hair and who have nice facial hair. Those things make my crotch tingle.

I have the second one, but not the first one.

I live in Minneapolis, Minnesota. She lives in Davao City. :(
Ah well, I still have Sumamba and his beautiful filipina goddess to look forward to:)

What are a couple things not viewed by many as attractive that you absolutely love???

I'll start... Something about nerdy smart girls, very intriguing..

Smart girls are on the list.

Not sure about nerdy: I mean, nerdy can be described in so many ways.

Girls that play/or like D&D: definate boost.

Girl that is semi-interested (semi or fully) in politics. Someone I could debate with I guess. I like a girl to be able to know something.

I like men that have chest hair and who have nice facial hair. Those things make my crotch tingle.
These are words I never expected to hear from you.

I have the second one, but not the first one.

I didn't mean to say they had to be present together, both are very nice on their own, but if they are, oh, boy!

I didn't mean to say they had to be present together, both are very nice on their own, but if they are, oh, boy!

Well, I'm working on the first one. It grows real slowly.

These are words I never expected to hear from you.

I would have thought the opposite. :confused:

Non-religious types. I just couldn't keep up a healthy level of lust with a god-freak. Or someone who was politically apathetic...no matter how hot they were. I like bitchy men...not in the feminine bitchy-sense...but in the man-bitch sense. Like Melkor. Melkor is my favourite man-bitch. Mmmmm.

Ah well, I still have Sumamba and his beautiful filipina goddess to look forward to:)

Got a pic of said goddess?

I would have thought the opposite. :confused:
It just seemed oddly crass for one with your linguistic flair.

Got a pic of said goddess?
You'll have to ask Sumamba for that. I'm not at liberty to share the pictures I have.

I would have thought the opposite. :confused:

Me too.....

You ok Sin?

Well, I'm working on the first one. It grows real slowly.

"Den som väntar på nåt gott väntar aldrig för länge." ("He who waits for something good, never waits too long.")

Umm, just thinking about licking a guy's hairy chest and feeling his beard as he kisses me.... *daydreams a bit*

You'll have to ask Sumamba for that. I'm not at liberty to share the pictures I have.

If they're not nude, I'd like to see 'em.

It just seemed oddly crass for one with your linguistic flair.

When it comes to things sexual, I become quite the potty mouth.

Me too.....

You ok Sin?
Hmmm, perhaps I'm a bit skewed...it's been a while since I've been exposed to Fass...my perception of him has been warped by my absence. *shakes out of her stupor* I take it back. The statement was perfectly normal for Fass. And no, I'm actually not feeling, or thinking well right now...I've got an awful head cold. Ignore my ramblings, PLEASE!!

If they're not nude, I'd like to see 'em.
TG Sumamba.

Hmmm, perhaps I'm a bit skewed...it's been a while since I've been exposed to Fass...my perception of him has been warped by my absence. *shakes out of her stupor* I take it back. The statement was perfectly normal for Fass. And no, I'm actually not feeling, or thinking well right now...I've got an awful head cold. Ignore my ramblings, PLEASE!!

He's quite the slut nowadays.....of course he knows I mean that in the good way.

He's quite the slut nowadays.....of course he knows I mean that in the good way.
Nowadays? What's happened? You mean, more slutty than normal? What have I missed?

I like short girls. They don't even have to be skinny. Just not plump at all.
But what really turns me on is a hot girl that doesn't act like she needs me while still being attentive to me but she really does need me. Thats really wierd, isn't it?

Nowadays? What's happened?

I must have slipped if my regular sluttiness was obscured. But, really, I have had a dry spell for two weeks now, being away from where I usually live and having my internship take up most of my time. :(

However, my g.f. does have poor taste in men. She thinks I'm attractive! :eek:

Can't stand braids.

Kreynoria']Can't stand braids.

Me neither. Or women taller than me. *shudder*

I must have slipped if my regular sluttiness was obscured. But, really, I have had a dry spell for two weeks now, being away from where I usually live and having my internship take up most of my time. :(
Where were you, and why?

Me neither. Or women taller than me. *shudder*


Yeah, I dont care for guys who are shorter than me. I like 'em tall.

Yeah, I dont care for guys who are shorter than me. I like 'em tall.
Shorter than me would be like 4'9", so yeah. Taller than me is a must. I like a lot of area to lick.

Where were you, and why?

I still am. This town some 200km from where I live, doing an ear-nose-throat and ophthalmology rotation. So, I'm currently in a dorm with all straight people, and taking someone home with me is no option, even if I had the time to go out and find someone, and being at their place is too much hassle, since I do need regular sleeping hours to cope.

It's an interesting experience. I've refrained from self gratification through all this also, so we'll see how long I can last before disturbing the other dorm dwellers is no longer such an issue for me as long as I get fucked. Some friends back home that I've talked to on the phone have a pool going. They think it's hilarious. I don't.

I've refrained from self gratification through all this also,
This sounds the most horrible...why are you doing this to yourself?

Then again...perhaps you'll become so desperate, that when I arrive on your doorstep offering you a delicious *deleted*, you'll take me up on it...interesting...

The upper class British accent is Estuary I believe.

No, upper class is Received Pronunciation. Estuary is a kind of common London, maybe a bit like a less extreme version of cockney.

This sounds the most horrible...why are you doing this to yourself?

It sort of just ended up being like that. I've been so tired after work that for the first week I just didn't even notice. Now, it's sort of the same thing, only that my cock has caught up with me, becoming erect at very minor things, like seeing this male nurse's chest hair through the V-neck of his scrubs, that by the way left very little to the imagination when it came to his, oh, so biteable ass. *sigh*

Then again...perhaps you'll become so desperate, that when I arrive on your doorstep offering you a delicious *deleted*, you'll take me up on it...interesting...

Perish the thought. We'd have crumpets and tea and poutine.

Perish the thought. We'd have crumpets and tea and poutine.
I like how your menu choices have blended the English and French cultures that have helped to shape Canada ...but you've left out bannok, or pemmican to represent the native influence.

And food wasn't what I had in mind. I'm sure you could close your eyes and pretend it was a male mouth wrapped around your...*deleted again...sheesh!*

I like how you've blended the English and French cultures that have shaped Canada with your menu choices...but you've left out bannok, or pemmican to represent the native influence.

And food wasn't what I had in mind. I'm sure you could close your eyes and pretend it was a male mouth wrapped around your...*deleted again...sheesh!*

My lord Sin...someone is a bit randy. ;)

We gotta get that holiday in the works....

My lord Sin...someone is a bit randy. ;)

We gotta get that holiday in the works....It's the cold medication. It's dirtifying my pure mind.

It's the cold medication. It's dirtifying my pure mind.



Got anymore of that? I feel a cough coming on.

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Sweet fuck you're attractive.

Dye your hair black and get an androgynous haircut....:p

Got anymore of that? I feel a cough coming on.
I think I've discovered the female version of Viagra...*watches as men stampede the pharmacies...fools...*

I like how your menu choices have blended the English and French cultures that have helped to shape Canada ...but you've left out bannok, or pemmican to represent the native influence.

I'm European. Minding aboriginals is not exactly our forte.

And food wasn't what I had in mind. I'm sure you could close your eyes and pretend it was a male mouth wrapped around your...*deleted again...sheesh!*

I don't think I could - no amazingly scruffy facial hair (I hope.) Also, girls tend to give bad head, so I'd notice.

Long hair, I love girls with long hair. The object of my desires currently, her hair is down to her waist. Very sexy.

Very Chewbacca:p

I don't think I could - no amazingly scruffy facial hair (I hope.) Also, girls tend to give bad head, so I'd notice.
I've heard this before...perhaps gay men should start giving head workshops for women, so we can correct our atrocious technique? I'd definitely attend such a useful seminar!

Sweet fuck you're attractive.

Dye your hair black and get an androgynous haircut....:p

That's mine. Don't get any ideas. ;)

Skinny guys.

Huge muscles are disgusting.

We should meet sometime. :)

I've heard this before...perhaps gay men should start giving head workshops for women, so we can correct our atrocious technique? I'd definitely attend such a useful seminar!

You think we'd give away one of our most potent conversion tools that easily?

You think we'd give away one of our most potent conversion tools that easily?
Bastard. I knew there was a reason for the tight lipped secrecy surrounding gay technique. I'm going to the bi men. They'll help!

Bastard. I knew there was a reason for the tight lipped secrecy surrounding gay technique. I'm going to the bi men. They'll help!

Seeing as they don't exist, go right ahead.

Seeing as they don't exist, go right ahead.
Oh no, I'm not about to be drawn into THAT again.:p But I do have a question...do straight men give better head than women? (anyone who feels compelled to say, 'but if a guy gives another guy head, he MUST be gay' can just hush)

I find it very attractive when straight guys are assured enough of their sexuality that they don't mind gay guys being interested in them. And they don't have to flaunt their heterosexuality.

I find it very attractive when straight guys are assured enough of their sexuality that they don't mind gay guys being interested in them. And they don't have to flaunt their heterosexuality.

You know, that is very attractive now that you mention it.

You know, that is very attractive now that you mention it.
It's attractive because it means the guy isn't a homophobe, and is likely fairly tolerant of other 'things' as well...like 'racial mixing' and being pleasured with a *deleted*. Damn it.

It's attractive because it means the guy isn't a homophobe, and is likely fairly tolerant of other 'things' as well...like 'racial mixing' and being pleasured with a strap on.

What with there being 11 year olds on here, you might want to stop.

Personally, go strap ons...:)

It's attractive because it means the guy isn't a homophobe, and is likely fairly tolerant of other 'things' as well...like 'racial mixing' and being pleasured with a strap on.


I'm just miffed that I didnt mention it earlier.

What with there being 11 year olds on here, you might want to stop.

Personally, go strap ons...:)
Nah, if an 11 year old doesn't understand something like that, it's really his/her loss. That's why we have NS General sex threads. :D

Oh no, I'm not about to be drawn into THAT again.:p But I do have a question...do straight men give better head than women? (anyone who feels compelled to say, 'but if a guy gives another guy head, he MUST be gay' can just hush)

I don't know. Men who give me head are gay. Those who are impeded in the practice because of a need to keep their wives/girlfriends out of the loop are, with exceptions of course, worse than men who aren't. Better than women, though, I believe I've had too small a sample of both to make such a comparison, but as I am biased to actually watch what's being done to me, instead of closing my eyes and pretending it's Jake instead of Jane, I'd probably err on the side of men, but that's more emotional than objective as pertaining to technique.

What with there being 11 year olds on here, you might want to stop.


It's hard to correct myself when people quote me and don't change the quote to reflect the censored version....

It's hard to correct myself when people quote me and don't change the quote to reflect the censored version....

Sorry, but I remember a post abput pictures a while ago that was modded.

Nonetheless, I must agree with all the quoted ideas:)

I don't know. Men who give me head are gay. Those who are impeded in the practice because of a need to keep their wives/girlfriends out of the loop are, with exceptions of course, worse than men who aren't. Better than women, though, I believe I've had too small a sample of both to make such a comparison, but as I am biased to actually watch what's being done to me, instead of closing my eyes and pretending it's Jake instead of Jane, I'd probably err on the side of men, but that's more emotional than objective as pertaining to technique. Well, now I feel inadequate. I guess I need to perfect my technique by practicing rigorously, and encouraging the subjects to engage in commentary.

Well, now I feel inadequate. I guess I need to perfect my technique by practicing rigorously, and encouraging commentary.

It's the only way to learn and improve. No one is born a fellator, even if some may be able to almost fool you.

Thank you, Fass...you've given me hope:) *aye, but I also need to perfect my cunnilingus...maybe I should quit my job and work at these skills full time...*

I can just see the form entry now :


Current occupation: Fellatio and Cunnilingus training

Thank you, Fass...you've given me hope:) *aye, but I also need to perfect my cunnilingus...maybe I should quit my job and work at these skills full time...*

The latter I can give no comments to.

For some reason, Kelis and that old song "Milkshake" come to mind...

This has probably been said dozens of times (and sort of in the very first post) but techy or mechanical women, chicks who can swap out an engine or just build shit on demand. Maybe it's because I can't but wish I could.

And, as always, chicks with smokey voices who sing torch songs in french while paying cello.

I like it when a guy randomly starts speaking another language. The guy I'm seeing was over and he read this stupid little poster I have that's in french and it was so hot even though it was a stupid poster about cats...

Oh, also it's nice when a guy's vocal during sex. Too many guys don't do anything other than pant, the moans are awesome and just make me want to do more...

brittish or a slight scottish accent on a guy:)

Long hair, I love girls with long hair. The object of my desires currently, her hair is down to her waist. Very sexy.

If a girl has shorter hair than me I am almost certain to overlook them in every way. If its down to the waist, however, (as yours is...lucky bastard) I find myself uncontrollable in the extreme...

If a girl has shorter hair than me I am almost certain to overlook them in every way. If its down to the waist, however, (as yours is...lucky bastard) I find myself uncontrollable in the extreme...

Same here, and my hair is of considerable length... way past my shoulders.

Oooo so many things, like when girls just relax their stomachs so it kinda hangs out.... I'm mad about this girl who has a big nose

You know what, just for the record, who here sees a problem with two people 14 years apart being in a relationship? Like...20 and 34 or something?
The rule is half the older person's age plus 7

So 34
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2= 17

17+7=24 So the youngest person a 34 year old should date is 24...

Also shortness. Shortness is good

I dunno. I like really shy, kinda nerdy/geeky guys. Either that, or the really active kind. Hard to choose.

Also curly hair, smaller breasts... hell I jsut love girls... in boys what I find attractive is not so much fat. Doesn't matter wheather they're skiiny or muscly, just as long as there's no fat... i love boys too. Humans are jsut hot

Maybe it has been said already but bob haircuts are quite simply irresistible.

Seeing as they don't exist, go right ahead.
Sure they do. Infact, I would go so far as to say that the whole gay, straight, bi thing is a social construct. All people are attracted to all people on some level. Everyone has their preferences, but its not black or white. At least thats how I see it

I just can't get enough of black girls(even if they're semi-attractive).

They look like chocolate...yum.

oh, and they're just the right type for master/slave games. me being the master of course.

I just can't get enough of black girls(even if they're semi-attractive).

They look like chocolate...yum.

oh, and they're just the right type for master/slave games. me being the master of course.

Dude, theres always gonna be SOME people around here who don't recognise that as the joke it is.

Just saying prepare yourself, thats all. (Although I can see what you mean )