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Hi kids. Smokey here. I was simply wondering when you think it would be appropriate for me to reveal my true identity. Vote in the poll and please, if you must debate the issue, do so pleasantly and with a sense of humor. :)

We wouldn't want a forum fire, now would we?

Poll coming up shortly.

Damn it, you keep teasing...but you never really intend to put out, do you? DO YOU!!!!???? DAMN YOU SMOKEY!!!!!

Please tell? Please?

now why not

I already know, so in the interests of spite, I say never.

When somebody cares.

EDIT: Dam! Sinuhue cares. Well, I guess now, then.

I didnt know there was a mystery here?

Now I feel like I should consider revealing my identity. Which would floor everyone.:p

I already know, so in the interests of spite, I say never.

Of course you do, Matt. ;)

I've never even seen you before on the forums, but sure

Damn it, you keep teasing...but you never really intend to put out, do you? DO YOU!!!!???? DAMN YOU SMOKEY!!!!!

Please tell? Please?

Put out? Really, Sin. You must have gotten the wrong impression about me. ;)

Of course you do, Matt. ;)

Ahh, my good friend... Bob. Yes. You are Bob. Had me fooled for a while, there.

I didnt know there was a mystery here?

Now I feel like I should consider revealing my identity. Which would floor everyone.:p
Wait a minute...are you a puppet too?

Of course you do, Matt. ;)

Wait. How do you know my name?!?

Put out? Really, Sin. You must have gotten the wrong impression about me. ;)
Well, I'll admit I've abused your character a couple of times late at night...but I'm sure it didn't hurt you.

Ahh, my good friend... Bob. Yes. You are Bob. Had me fooled for a while, there.

Bob was Parratoga.

I didnt know there was a mystery here?

Now I feel like I should consider revealing my identity. Which would floor everyone.:p

I have to admit ignorance on this one. What is your secret identity?

I didnt know there was a mystery here?

Now I feel like I should consider revealing my identity. Which would floor everyone.:p

Mr. Bush? *touches face* Oh, dear God, it is you. I loved you in that movie that was on a couple of weeks ago. What was it? The State of the Union Address. The movie was a little boring, but you were very believable as a spoiled, rich kid who has never had to make it on his own. Very impressive. What's you next movie?

I believe there are quite a few more puppets on here than people would care to admit! ;)

Bob was Parratoga.

Or Parra was Bob. :)

Wait. How do you know my name?!?
Everyone knows your name!

Everyone knows your name!

The real question is what does he call his left testicle, because that's what you spend the most time talking to, late at night, all alone.

I believe there are quite a few more puppets on here than people would care to admit! ;)

You're all my puppets!

*evil laughter*

The real question is what does he call his left testicle, because that's what you spend the most time talking to, late at night, all alone.

I do have a very dextrous left nut.

Or Parra was Bob. :)

She was a bit of an enigma, that one.

I do have a very dextrous left nut.

So the left nut is Dexter. What do you call the right one?

She was a bit of an enigma, that one.

True. I for one enjoyed it. There is nothing quite like a good mystery to try to unravel using textual clues.

The real question is what does he call his left testicle, because that's what you spend the most time talking to, late at night, all alone.
Jocabia! What a thing for you to say!

Oh, and Smokey...I'm relatively certain I know who you are anyway.

Jocabia! What a thing for you to say!

What? Was I not supposed to tell?

Oh, and Smokey...I'm relatively certain I know who you are anyway.

Feel free to send me a TG with your guess.

True. I for one enjoyed it. There is nothing quite like a good mystery to try to unravel using textual clues.

What mystery?

What mystery?

Exactly.

Exactly.

How about a hint? What do you call your left nut?

How about a hint? What do you call your left nut?

:cool: What gives you the impression that I have such a thing?

:cool: What gives you the impression that I have such a thing?

I was wondering if that would be your response.

That is very helpful.

What is your facination with nuts today, Jocabia?

I was wondering if that would be your response.

That is very helpful.
She's not denying...oops.

What is your facination with nuts today, Jocabia?

Sometimes you feel like a nut...

Wow, that was terrible. In my defense, the Super Bowl commercials ruined my sense of humor.

Sometimes you feel like a nut...

Wow, that was terrible. In my defense, the Super Bowl commercials ruined my sense of humor.

I rather like your sense of humor, Jocabia. :)

I rather like your sense of humor, Jocabia. :)

*bows* Ditto.

Now, I'm actually considering trying to figure out who you are.

i'm i a puppet if i've been around for years and had better than a dozen names, but this is the only one i have left?

*bows* Ditto.

Now, I'm actually considering trying to figure out who you are.

Best of luck. :) I will be very impressed if you do manage an accurate guess.

Wait a minute...are you a puppet too?

how about that?

Mr. Bush? *touches face* Oh, dear God, it is you. I loved you in that movie that was on a couple of weeks ago. What was it? The State of the Union Address. The movie was a little boring, but you were very believable as a spoiled, rich kid who has never had to make it on his own. Very impressive. What's you next movie?

alrighty then....


you arent huffing again, are you? *concerned*

Currently the Myrth option is leading with 19 votes, and the second highest is the first option with 16 votes, which means that the popular vote is currently leaning towards me being Myrth or revealing my true identity when my nation reaches 4 billion in population.

I know who Smokey is, but according to De Moivre's Theorem if I were to reveal it the universe would be sucked into the anus of L. Ron Hubbard.

Oh, almost forgot. Myrth.

are you Legless Pirates?

are you Legless Pirates?

No. I'm a singular entity. :)