NationStates Jolt Archive

Right from page one of the latest somethingawful.com update, we find jabs at Islam that are actually very, very funny.

It's a segment from the muslim man complaint box and includes such gems as:

Dear Muslim Man Complaint Box,

I am a devoted Muslim man living in the heart of the beast. I live within the Jew-cursed border of the state of Jew Jewrsey in Jewmerica and I am very unhappy. The other day I heard an American man say that Islam is not a religion of peace. This is intolerable and doubly so when the laws of America prevent me from cutting out his tongue, setting fire to his house and taking his wife as my own. I demand that something be done about this and also death to Israel.

See? That's actually very amusing. Go, read. Have a laugh.

I think Somethingawful is NOT allowed to be posted here, but, in an ignorant and dirty sort of way, it is mildly amusing.

I think Somethingawful is NOT allowed to be posted here, but, in an ignorant and dirty sort of way, it is mildly amusing.

Oh I suppose that's possible. It's getting harder and harder to keep track of what can be linked to or not, but I didn't *technically* link to it. So ... shrug.

Mods can decide.

I think Somethingawful is NOT allowed to be posted here, but, in an ignorant and dirty sort of way, it is mildly amusing.
So long as there is no linkage, it is allowed (I think).
That update is pretty good, though the best one is:
Dear Muslim Man Complaint Box,
I like cowboys and I think that means I have to cut my hands off. That kind of sucks.
Simple, bizarre, schadenfreudtastic.

Oh I suppose that's possible. It's getting harder and harder to keep track of what can be linked to or not, but I didn't *technically* link to it. So ... shrug.

Mods can decide.


Consider this a token of moral support.
One cannot seriously be expected to be aware of every rule ammendment on every website.
Besides... a bit of levity is not amiss in these troubled time.

Unless one is an internet-native, one has more important problems than meticulously working out what link goes where.

maybe they should write a manual about that?

maybe they should write a manual about that?
Perhaps they are, and this is why they don't have the time to actually do much in the way of moderation?

maybe they should write a manual about that?


Naw, deregulate it.
You want to solve an excess of paperwork with more paperwork?

Just cut the guy a bit of slack. It is a shitty time in history to be a moderate muslim at this moment.

If you find that funny you might want to come Baby Seal Clubbing with me, or drive a Combine Harvester through a Nursery school.
:) have a cookie.

LOL, now that's funny.

If you find that funny you might want to come Baby Seal Clubbing with me, or drive a Combine Harvester through a Nursery school.

Hilarity hijinx will ensue!

:) have a cookie.

Now that's going too far! Cookies are teh satan! Jihad Europa alpha! :p

Hilarity hijinx will ensue!



Now that's going too far! Cookies are teh satan! Jihad Europa alpha! :p

...yes... i see.

If you find that funny you might want to come Baby Seal Clubbing with me, or drive a Combine Harvester through a Nursery school.
:) have a cookie.
Baby seal clubbing is underrated. I've done it a couple of times and the mass chaos and mayhem I'd hoped for just wasn't present.

Although I've never heard about the combine. Where can I get tickets for that one?!