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Men who are good-looking, charming and lucky with women are known as "ladies men". Make me wonder about the macho, masculine "Mens men"

Things tha make you go Hmmm.....

welcome to my world.

i've always found it funny that in school the people who always shouted that people were gay (when they said this to me very funny, all my friends are women I don't want to come into contact with men at all if I can help it, they generally annoy me) were the ones who did the gayest things (right so you do sports.... so you roll around wrestling men in mud and then go and have group showers/baths......)

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((It's not what you think, perverts. :p ))

so you roll around wrestling men in mud and then go and have group showers/baths......)
You make that sound like it's a bad thing. :p

its not if your into that kinda thing

its just i've always found it funny that the people who are closest to being gay (to the point we all assumed they were reppressing) were the ones most likerly to label others gay

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((It's not what you think, perverts. :p ))
Hehehehe. Oh shit, when the tennis player goes to serve, and she misses it.. Bahahaha.

Well considering I get mistaken for gay on occasional (the perils of the metrosexual) I do like to point out I score more then all the "macho" men I've met combined...

Well considering I get mistaken for gay on occasional (the perils of the metrosexual) I do like to point out I score more then all the "macho" men I've met combined...


Im just wondering...

If I met you, would I think youre a dick?

Well considering I get mistaken for gay on occasional (the perils of the metrosexual) I do like to point out I score more then all the "macho" men I've met combined...

Could you please tell me what a metrosexual is? Perhaps someone who like having sex with subway trains?

Im just wondering...

If I met you, would I think youre a dick?
Yes. But I'm funny enough for you not to care.

Could you please tell me what a metrosexual is? Perhaps someone who like having sex with subway trains?
A metropolitan-heterosexual who is a SAGE and spends time on their appearance

Metro sexual- Straight guy thats into hari products, bitchin with his guys at cafes, drinks wine.

Yes


I had to ask, see, cause you mention how much tail you've scored.
Having no particular reason to doubt you, Im assuming youre one of those guys who always have a decent looking girl, and are always a prick, especially to the aforementioned tail.

Am I close?


Ahh, after seeing your edit, Im guessing instead, that youre one of the "yah hes a prick, but he makes me laugh" kinda guys.

Could you please tell me what a metrosexual is? Perhaps someone who like having sex with subway trains?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrosexual

The gist of it is that a Metrosexual is a male that is obsessed with his appearance and lifestyle.

They would never do something as tacky as have sex ith a subway train. They hump their Mercedes. *nod*

Metro sexual- Straight guy thats into hari products, bitchin with his guys at cafes, drinks wine.
We call them "pretty boys" where I come from.

welcome to my world.

i've always found it funny that in school the people who always shouted that people were gay (when they said this to me very funny, all my friends are women I don't want to come into contact with men at all if I can help it, they generally annoy me) were the ones who did the gayest things (right so you do sports.... so you roll around wrestling men in mud and then go and have group showers/baths......)Don't forget hunting. It's always groups of men who go off alone in the woods together to "hunt".

Metro sexual- Straight guy thats into hari products, bitchin with his guys at cafes, drinks wine.
And donates to the Tibet Freedom Society, but can't be arsed going to a rally...

Don't forget hunting. It's always groups of men who go off alone in the woods together to "hunt".
hunt the saussage...

Don't forget hunting. It's always groups of men who go off alone in the woods together to "hunt".
Have you ever actually harvested game and not gone to a wholly confused, drunken, one-gender orgy?

Have you ever actually harvested game and not gone to a wholly confused, drunken, one-gender orgy?

There's usually enough time for both. There's no television in those cabins. :p

Men who are good-looking, charming and lucky with women are known as "ladies men". Make me wonder about the macho, masculine "Mens men"

Things tha make you go Hmmm.....


Hmm.....What about gunmen, or Hell sake SWORDSMEN!:eek:

There's usually enough time for both. There's no television in those cabins. :p
That's why I've never had sex with my dad!
We have TV! :p
Oh, that was nasty...oh....

That's why I've never had sex with my dad!
We have TV! :p
Oh, that was nasty...oh....

I see. So you had sex with your TV.:p

That's why I've never had sex with my dad!
We have TV! :p
Oh, that was nasty...oh....

Television may destroy braincells, but it saves psychiatrist fees. :)

I see. So you had sex with your TV.:p
Yeah, after we're all done watching the Spartans almost beat the Wolverines, I lube up the the tube, and have go before chasing after some buck with a huge a rack!

Television may destroy braincells, but it saves psychiatrist fees.
For once, I like tele! I really do!

Yeah, after we're all done watching the Spartans almost beat the Wolverines, I lube up the the tube, and have go before chasing after some buck with a huge a rack!


For once, I like tele! I really do!


For the official record, we object to the following words, when used in the same sentence:

"Lube.", "Buck.", and of course,"Rack."

Thank you.

Carry on.

For the official record, we object to the following words, when used in the same sentence:

"Lube.", "Buck.", and of course,"Rack."

Thank you.

Carry on.

What's this 'we' crap?

For the official record, we object to the following words, when used in the same sentence:
"Lube.", "Buck.", and of course,"Rack."
Thank you.
Carry on.
There would be a somewhat clever and demented rebuttal to your statement, however, Mariehamn is currently rolling on the floor, laughing his ass off. Thank you.

What's this 'we' crap?


Well, by "we", I meant one of the little voices in my head, and his friend Bob, and by "Bob", I mean hes got gun, and would you kindly call the police?

Well, by "we", I meant one of the little voices in my head, and his friend Bob, and by "Bob", I mean hes got gun, and would you kindly call the police?

The NSA can take care of that. :)

The NSA can take care of that. :)


Who?

Bob, or the Police?

*rimshot*.

Who?

Bob, or the Police?

*rimshot*.

Yes. ;)

We call them "pretty boys" where I come from.

sorry I read this and heard in my mind a dirty old farmer type bloke going to this younger city boy "your a pretty boy arn't ya..."

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((It's not what you think, perverts. :p ))

It's never what I think...*shudder*

sorry I read this and heard in my mind a dirty old farmer type bloke going to this younger city boy "your a pretty boy arn't ya..."
Of course you did. That's where it came from!