NationStates Jolt Archive

The Bla Hanesian congress, and the government, can not recognise our beloved nation as described in Nation States. We, representatives for the people, can not accept these aspects from outside, probably delivered by a computer!
All of us are struggling, together, for a better world for people as well as animals as plants. We are a serious people, no odd non-american-nation to insult because we not can or will accept that kind of living.
We want the right and power to form the description of our peaceful country.

*munches on a taco*

*eats some porridge*

*passes around a plate of cookies*

*posts so as to increase his post count*

*grabs a cookie and passes out some cream filled taiyaki*
And you're telling us this... why?

*grabs a cookie and passes out some cream filled taiyaki*
And you're telling us this... why?
Its easier to hijack threads like this.
*grabs some cookies and then crumbles them into porridge*

This IS a good way to jack up the post count! Anybody want a glass of milk?

Its easier to hijack threads like this.
*grabs some cookies and then crumbles them into porridge*
*Nodds* That makes sense.

Say, is that oat porridge or wheat cream porridge?

*passes around a bowl of guacamole and some chips*

I'm partial to oats myself.

This IS a good way to jack up the post count! Anybody want a glass of milk?

I brought soy milk, thanks.

*Nodds* That makes sense.

Say, is that oat porridge or wheat cream porridge?
Its white cream. And I got strawberry and rasberry jam to go with it. Want some?

I tried to like soy milk, but I'm afraid I can't stand the stuff.

I brought soy milk, thanks.

There's no such thing. It's soy juice. *nod*

People, people! You are getting crumbs all over this thread!
*passes out napkins*
:p

There's no such thing. It's soy juice. *nod*
I'll take this opportunity to ask, why do you always nod? *nod*

Yeah, but "juice" typically conjures up the mental image of something quasi-clear.

Its white cream. And I got strawberry and rasberry jam to go with it. Want some?
Oh, may I please? It's been forever since I've had that!

I'll take this opportunity to ask, why do you always nod? *nod*

Because the nodding smilies are rather uninspiring.

I tried to like soy milk, but I'm afraid I can't stand the stuff.

I don't care for it myself, but the chocolate flavored kind is actually pretty good, *takes a big gulp* ooops I spilled! Hope I don't leave a bad stain on this thread.

Yeah, but "juice" typically conjures up the mental image of something quasi-clear.

Perhaps. But to be soy milk, there would have to be a soy tit.

Anything is better with asterisks! *falls over*

Oh, may I please? It's been forever since I've had that!
*throws some white cream cream porridge NERVUN's way*

Because the nodding smilies are rather uninspiring.
Got cha'. *nod*

This IS a good way to jack up the post count! Anybody want a glass of milk?
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=29

Enjoy! Where this thread will soon be! (If not locked, or deleted that is.)

Spam or no, at least it's fun.

SPAM!!! I knew I forgot something, anyone have a can opener?

Ew. Gross.

Yes... and can cook up that Spam with some eggs, if you like. I don't suppose that the OP thought he was starting a diner, but what the heck? I will be the short order cook if one of you will be the waitress.

I'd offer to waitress but I really need to go to bed.

I prefer whole wheat pancakes in the morning.

w/ turkey bacon and 2 over-easy eggs. mmmmmmm

*slaps the little bell* DING
Pancakes looking at you with fake bacon up!

Cream of beer soup!

Cream of beer soup!

I think I am gonna need a recipe for that one.

Ahhh. This Reminds me of the days of post count +1

I'd type it out but I'm too lazy. It can be found in Real Men Don't Cook Quiche by Scott Redman, which just happens to be my favorite cookbook.

Well, that reminds me, I still have to think of something to cook tonight.
Should be something easy though.

Everything tastes better fried.

I kind of like "Biker Billy Cooks with Fire".

Tomorrow I try to make ramen for the first time, real ramen. Pray for me.

Tomorrow I try to make ramen for the first time, real ramen. Pray for me.
*prays for you, and everyone else he's said he'd pray for for the last...oh...4 months*