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George Clooney does impressions with penis
2006-02-03
George Clooney does impressions of Groucho Marx - with his penis. Comedian Roseanne Barr witnessed the "E.R." hunk's secret talent while they were having dinner.

She revealed in Britain's Attitude magazine: "One night we were all drunk, John Goodman took a picture of George naked with Groucho Marx glasses over his private area and we used to have that on the fridge on the "Roseanne" show with a magnet on top of it."

"But someone stole it. I always check to see if it's on eBay, all of us do, but somebody must have just thrown it away because it's never shown up."

Heavyweight star Roseanne also admits she developed a crush on the "Ocean's 11" star when they worked together on her self-titled sitcom.

She revealed: "He a great person, he was so fun and funny. I thought he was handsome but I didn't know he was going to be this huge. He was always George to me. More than being gorgeous, he is so funny it's unbelievable."

Barr added: "I f****ed him. More than once. I'm trying to be discreet."
http://dailynews.muzi.com/news/ll/english/10002578.shtml


...I don't think i have much to say about this besides WTF, but i thought it was interesting enough to post. Any thoughts?

Who the hell would want to date Roseanne? Jeez, she's bigger than most one story houses!

Any thoughts?
Penises and glasses get the ladies.

The very concept of Roseanne Barr fuckng anybody, makes me say WTF, followed closely by vomiting.

Penises and glasses get the ladies.


but does f'ing roseanne barr count as "doin the ladies?"

I have that stolen picture. It's in my drawer labled "Stupid shit I don't care about" right next to my Bible. oooooh I went there.:fluffle:

The very concept of Roseanne Barr fuckng anybody, makes me say WTF, followed closely by vomiting.

I just pictured Roseanne naked, and I am now blind! :eek:

Who the hell would want to date Roseanne? Jeez, she's bigger than most one story houses!

shes a bungaloo all in her own


well i guess guys with glasses can get a piece of this:

http://www.radioplayers.com/images/roseanne_hot_sauce.jpg

The very concept of Roseanne Barr fuckng anybody, makes me say WTF, followed closely by vomiting.

Huh? Fat chicks need love too.... but they have to pay.

;)

but does f'ing roseanne barr count as "doin the ladies?"
No

I refuse to believe the article on the basis the date is broken.

but does f'ing roseanne barr count as "doin the ladies?"
Seeing as to how I don't know, or care, who that is: if she posses a natural vagina, then she counts as "doin' the ladies."

If one has glasses and a penis, then one can get the ladies.

How's that for a hypthesis?

Anyhow, when she's talking about Clooney being "huge" what does she mean? Will that cause me to revise the hypothesis?

Revision A: If one has glasses, is a movie star, and has a penis, then one can get the ladies.

Revision B: If one has glasses and has a huge penis, then one can get the ladies.

Thoughts?

shes a bungaloo all in her own


well i guess guys with glasses can get a piece of this:

http://www.radioplayers.com/images/roseanne_hot_sauce.jpg

*vomits*

We need a vomit smilie.

*vomits*

We need a vomit smilie.

i think it would be banned after this thread

meanwhile gaze upon this photo while drinking beer and see how many it takes until she gets hot.
http://members.tripod.com/little_general/roseanne.jpg

WTF am I doing with my time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*vomits*

We need a vomit smilie.
http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/puke.gif:D

Huh? Fat chicks need love too.... but they have to pay.

;)

Nope, why do you think they invented beer?

Nope, why do you think they invented beer?

...to make profiting off fat chicks easier?:D

Did he even get the reference, me wonders?