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has anyone ever been to an orgy? If so, how do they start?? There has to be one brief moment in time where everyone is just sitting around, not having sex, and then all of a sudden, everone is in a big pile of flesh. Your thoughts?

surely there is some segway..... seems like a very weird few moments, "hey who 's up for getting naked?" or some announcement of the sort...

seems awkward..

surely there is some segway..... seems like a very weird few moments, "hey who 's up for getting naked?" or some announcement of the sort...

seems awkward..

You might not want to discuss such sexually perverse topics around an employee of the federal government.

You might not want to discuss such sexually perverse topics around an employee of the federal government.

Only because all employees of the federal government are ugly

has anyone ever been to an orgy? If so, how do they start?? There has to be one brief moment in time where everyone is just sitting around, not having sex, and then all of a sudden, everone is in a big pile of flesh. Your thoughts?
You planning one?

Justice Scalia says they're pretty invigorating..

You might not want to discuss such sexually perverse topics around an employee of the federal government.
Oh, I would. I just can't wait for you to probe my finances, Mr Tax Man.
*moans softly*

You might not want to discuss such sexually perverse topics around an employee of the federal government.

Make sure there are no postal workers around, or former military... Government employees hate conversation, but can't stop responding... it's like a nervous tick..

You planning one?

I'm in....

I'm in....

in who?

in who?
The main problem with an orgy is that you can never tell.

in who?

In the money?

This thread is awesome

The main problem with an orgy is that you can never tell.

Or maybe that's one of the good parts.

I would never immerse myself into the perverse and repulsive realm of sexual deviance that are orgies. Thy flesh consumed heathens, thy flesh consumed.

Orgies, orgies. I've never heard of one that didn't involve fat f*cks, or ugly f*cks. No thanx. It's a little too scary for me..

I would never immerse myself into the perverse and repulsive realm of sexual deviance that are orgies. Thy flesh consumed heathens, thy flesh consumed.

He's talkin' 'bout oral sex, kiddies.

Orgies, orgies. I've never heard of one that didn't involve fat f*cks, or ugly f*cks. No thanx. It's a little too scary for me..

Rrrrright... I was going to respond to this thread, but that somehow put me of

I would never immerse myself into the perverse and repulsive realm of sexual deviance that are orgies. Thy flesh consumed heathens, thy flesh consumed.

Well you can't come anyway. The rules specify there are no goverment employees allowed. Reader prior posts... hahaha

Or maybe that's one of the good parts.
If I didn't care which keg I was tapping, I could just turn off the lights and hump a watermelon.

Rrrrright... I was going to respond to this thread, but that somehow put me of
If Cabra West is in, I am DEFINITELY in........ You name the time and place my friend...

If I didn't care which keg I was tapping, I could just turn off the lights and hump a watermelon.

At least the orgy members are all human.

At least the orgy members are all human.
Humans are overrated.

If Cabra West is in, I am DEFINITELY in........ You name the time and place my friend...

Nah... somebody said something about "no fat chicks". So I'll leave you guys to have fun with each other... ;)

At least the orgy members are all human.

I guess that's supposed to be a +positive+ ..

If I didn't care which keg I was tapping, I could just turn off the lights and hump a watermelon.

Hey, nobody ruled out watermelons... Bring your own fruit!!!

Hey, nobody ruled out watermelons... Bring your own fruit!!!

Bananas? :D

I guess that's supposed to be a +positive+ ..

Yes. Yes it is.

Hey, nobody ruled out watermelons... Bring your own fruit!!!
If we're all just going to pleasure ourselves with fruit, why, in the name of all that is soft and moist, are we getting together first? It's like handjobs: I never really understood the point of gathering/getting other people to do what you can do just as well on your own.

Bananas? :D
hmmm, maybe a private session......... where are you at??????

If we're all just going to pleasure ourselves with fruit, why, in the name of all that is soft and moist, are we getting together first? It's like handjobs: I never really understood the point of gathering/getting other people to do what you can do just as well on your own.

I take it you never got one from someone else? ;) Otherwise I can't imagine why you would be asking that...

If we're all just going to pleasure ourselves with fruit, why, in the name of all that is soft and moist, are we getting together first? It's like handjobs: I never really understood the point of gathering/getting other people to do what you can do just as well on your own.
so then you aren't up for a circle jerk?

I don't know...it seems like there should be a gradual transition, preferably aided by copious consumption of alcohol and/or drugs.

I think we can establish, however, that you should never say something like "Who wants to have...an orgy?" or "Well, time for an orgy...I'll get the condoms" to your dinner party.