NationStates Jolt Archive


Song Parody

Neo Kervoskia
05-02-2006, 02:41
Write a parody of a song, the best one get's 1,000 Neo-K Points.

This is a parody of I walk the Line. I can just picture Eutrusca singing it.

I Pay the Fine

I keep a gun close to this bed of mine
I keep it loaded and cocked all of the time
I have it aimed at the driveway through the blinds
Because it's mine, I pay the fine

It often goes off and makes holes in the wall
It often jams up, making the bullet stall
It's illegal to carry it into a mall
Because it's mine, I pay the fine

As sure as hell, I keep it concealed
Always in my holster, never to be revealed
But if it's ever seen, on the street or field
Because it's mine, I pay the fine

If someone tries to rob me in the night
He better be able to put up a good fight
Because I have this handgun, and I just might
Because it's mine, I pay the fine

I keep a gun close to this bed of mine
I keep it loaded and cocked all of the time
I have it aimed at the driveway through the blinds
Because it's mine, I pay the fine
Jewish Media Control
05-02-2006, 02:48
I suddenly don't *know* any songs. *blank*
Dinaverg
05-02-2006, 02:51
Hasn't Weird AL copyrighted that yet?
Neo Kervoskia
05-02-2006, 02:56
Hasn't Weird AL copyrighted that yet?
Not that I know of.
Super-power
05-02-2006, 02:58
Another Gun in the Wall, Part II

We don't need no registration,
We don't need no gun control.
No dark sarcasm in the gunshops
Liberals leave our guns alone.
Hey, liberals! Leave our guns alone.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
05-02-2006, 03:02
Another Gun in the Wall, Part II
I'm not feeling that last line. Are you sure you got the syllable count right for it?
Neo Kervoskia
05-02-2006, 03:03
I'm not feeling that last line. Are you sure you got the syllable count right for it?
It seems a bit to long.
Dinaverg
05-02-2006, 03:03
Not that I know of.

Well he's slow.....*humming "Albequerque" to himself*