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Just for curiosity's sake let's see.

When was the last time you can remember wetting the bed?

The pole is for the time of your last bed wetting not the last time you where are reguler bed wetter.

I wet off and on into my teens. I did wet after my teens but less the 5 times at that.

I can remember filling out a camp site questioniar with my cousins. They told me to lie about my bedwetting and I did. Like the second day at camp there was a mattress hanging out to dry. My cousins immediatly concluded it was me.

I wasn't ever really all that self consience about bed wetting. I remember sleeping at a friends house in 6th grade and I thought very little about having an accident.

Nope. Thought I did once, but it was just the hot water bottle. :)

I don't think that was ever an issue for me. I had accidents during the daytime, usually because I'd get caught up doing something and put off going to the bathroom until it was too late.

My one sis wet the bed until she was 10 or so. There was a reason I had the top bunk growing up...

I wasn't ever really all that self consience about bed wetting. I remember sleeping at a friends house in 6th grade and I thought very little about having an accident.
That's because you're a selfish arsehole...:fluffle:

Where's the, "not voting because it's public" option?

Where's the, "not voting because it's public" option?

Dinaverg wet the beeedd *na na na na na na!*

God, I think the only time I ever wet the bed was when I was 6 or 7 and we were vacationing in some stupid huge wooden farm house in Austria that was full of spiders, and I got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and there was this HUGE black spider sitting on the floor in front of the toilet. It would totally have killed and eaten me had I ventured in there. So I didn't. The rest, as they say, is history.

Yesterday ... and it was no accident.

Dinaverg wet the beeedd *na na na na na na!*


>_< Phooey...It's not my fault....I had long narrative dreams, and often had to use the bathroom in the dream, but the subconsious/concious barrier was a little....weak....>_>....It's not like I didn't vote...

Where's the, "not voting because it's public" option?
Its there. Look up at the top left corner of your window, see the little red X? (it should be in either a circle or a square, depending upon your broweser). Click that X, and the poll goes away and you never have to worry about it again.

Its there. Look up at the top left corner of your window, see the little red X? (it should be in either a circle or a square, depending upon your broweser). Click that X, and the poll goes away and you never have to worry about it again.

...


You do realize it's on the right side, yes?

You do realize it's on the right side, yes?
My X is on the left. You might have some freaky "Right-Wing X", but mine is most definitely sitting on the left.
I know this acutely, because I once spent about 20 minutes trying to figure out if having a red leftist on my computer monitor made me a communist leader of some sort (it doesn't, I was just insane at the time).

My X is on the left. You might have some freaky "Right-Wing X", but mine is most definitely sitting on the left.
I know this acutely, because I once spent about 20 minutes trying to figure out if having a red leftist on my computer monitor made me a communist leader of some sort (it doesn't, I was just insane at the time).


....O...kay...>_> But.....IE hates you now, apoligize.

When I was pregnant with my second child I got up to go pee, then I felt kinda dizzy, then I felt something warm running down my leg..........then I woke up :eek: turns out it was all a dream, I had wet the bed :( I had to wake my husband up and clean the sheets and take a shower, and everything, I felt so bad, I found out since that it's a pretty common thing when you are pregnant, most of the pregnant ladies I know have had the same experience.

First, anyone who says they never wet the bed is a complete liar--or they didnt start sleeping in a bed until fairly late in childhood.

It is a statistical impossibility that a newly potty trained two or three year old did not "Have an Accident" so you people who said never--I bet you dont masterbate either.:rolleyes:

In any event--The last time I remember ....I dont remember. But I KNOW from 1-6 I MUST have done it at least once.

Does it count if I was standing up at the time?
How about if it wasn't my bed?

:D

....O...kay...>_> But.....IE hates you now, apoligize.

IE? IE sucks! I've got Firefox running on Linux and it's on the right. If anything they should apologize to Mozilla.

As for the topic, I've never had it happened even though I have had vivid dreams of going to the bathroom. (After such dreams I always wake up and feel my sheets and find them dry to my relief.)

EDIT: After reading Skibereen post, I guess I have technically gone to the bathroom in a small bed or crib. But even then, you are wearing protection.

Wet the bed pretty much untill I was 6, after that had about half a dozen accidents, the last one being when I was 16.

Ah the public pole thing.

I seen a person not cast a vote cuase it's public.

I did that for a reason. I wanted to see just how taboo bed wetting is.

Oh and for the record. It wasn't that I was selfish when I slept at my friends house as a bedwetter. I just forgot about it.

Stupid Goodnights commercials. We continue the shame. I think it would be better to simply say some people have accidents while they are unconscience. This diaper will keep the blankets, the mattress, and the kid and or adult dry for the most part. No need for the shame of the thing.

Must have been shortly after my first birthday, because that was still in the room I had back then. I could well control it during daytime by then, but I had the problem that when I had to go at night, I would invariably dream that I got up and went to the toilet... only to wake up and find the bed wet. Lasted about a month or so before I got it under control. I basically taught myself how to wake myself up when I was having bad dreams (I still can do that at will, the trick is to realise that you're dreaming and then to force your eyes open), so I started forcing myself to wake up before I went to toilet. The funny thing is, to this day I might occasionally rub my eyes for 5 minutes before actually getting up and going, just to make 100% sure I'm awake.

I can't remember ever doing so. I probably did when I was very little, and just don't remember. Like under 3 years old or something. I remember waking up puking a few times in my youth though. And the only time I remember shitting in my britches was when I was in pre school. Was going down a big metal slide and went to poot.. but .. well ya know. I had a stomach virus. I was so embarrased I ran to the bathroom, don't remember too much after that. I was like 3 or 4.

I threw up on my husband once, I was pregnant and I was trying to crawl over him to get to the bathroom and I ended up stopping to try not to puke and ended up throwing up all over him. He didn't get mad, he cleaned everything up, helped me into the shower, and never ever brought it up again.....I love my husband.

I've been going to bed with a .45 since before I can remember. Never once wet the bed. The money saved from not having to pay for diapers is what's getting me through college.

:p

I screwed up the poll a tad

This early in the game 26% of the respondents said the last time they remember wetting was past the age of 8 is 26%

about a month ago. but I am disabled with Muscular Dystrophy anhd need help to use a urine bottle

It went on till I was like 10. It sucked.

Yesterday ... and it was no accident.

Watersports. Hmm...

I would have been about 7 or 8, I remeber having a dream where I was going to the toilet and woke up and found I had done it for real. It would have been rare in the years leading up to that too, I never really had a problem with it.

does getting out of bed, when drunk as a skunk, turning round and pissing onto the bed (thinking its the toilet) count?
cos i did that last year :(
to be fair i went mostly on the rug/chest of drawers, but the bed next to them did get a little wet...


other than that i don't remember the last time - probably when i was about 8 or 10 or earlier *shrugs*

Watersports. Hmm...

I hate that name for that fetish. It can lead to confusion and awkward explanations. :p

Call it: Piddlephilia. :)

does getting out of bed, when drunk as a skunk, turning round and pissing onto the bed (thinking its the toilet) count?
cos i did that last year :(
to be fair i went mostly on the rug/chest of drawers, but the bed next to them did get a little wet...


other than that i don't remember the last time - probably when i was about 8 or 10 or earlier *shrugs*

Theres a story in my family about when my dad was a teen, he got up to use the toilet but obviously diddnt wake up completely, because instead of going to the bathroom he went into his closet and peed into his bottle cap collection :D

only time I ever did that I can remeber was when i was 7 or so and a scary green monster came in a dream and commanded me to pee. And I did.

I hate that name for that fetish. It can lead to confusion and awkward explanations. :p

Call it: Piddlephilia. :)

That is one of the fetishs I have to admit I never understood...

That is one of the fetishs I have to admit I never understood...

Not to delve too much into filth, for a change, but I think it has a lot to do with humiliation.

Hey, did anyone else ever have it that the very last thing you dream of before waking up in a wet bed is a toilet?

Hey, did anyone else ever have it that the very last thing you dream of before waking up in a wet bed is a toilet?

Hey, did you read the thread? Every other person :p

Not to delve too much into filth, for a change, but I think it has a lot to do with humiliation.

Hmm... mothing wrong with that, really. It might just be a bit too extreme for my taste, though.

Hey, did anyone else ever have it that the very last thing you dream of before waking up in a wet bed is a toilet?

The wet dreams I have usually end with something much more pleasant than a toilet.

Theres a story in my family about when my dad was a teen, he got up to use the toilet but obviously diddnt wake up completely, because instead of going to the bathroom he went into his closet and peed into his bottle
lol! i do hope that collection wasn't valuable :P


a friend of a friend of mine at uni once got up out of bed, again drunk, and pissed all over the radiator in his room (with clothes haging off it)... he couldn't get rid of the nastly, lingering smell of hot piss all year! :p

Hmm... mothing wrong with that, really. It might just be a bit too extreme for my taste, though.

Urine is usually sterile. Yucky, but sterile. So, you know, they could do a lot worse.

Urine is usually sterile. Yucky, but sterile. So, you know, they could do a lot worse.

I know. I've actually heard of people drinking it for medical reasons... when it comes to body fluids, I just have different preferences ;)

I know. I've actually heard of people drinking it for medical reasons... when it comes to body fluids, I just have different preferences ;)

There are no medical reasons to drink ones own, or anyone else's, urine. There's a reason you're getting rid of it. What a silly excuse for a fetish! "No, no, I must imbibe it lest I perish!"

Oh, and ditto on those other fluids.

"No, no, I must imbibe it lest I perish!"

lmao! :p

Hey, did you read the thread? Every other person :p

I never read the topic. Just the first and last posts.

There are no medical reasons to drink ones own, or anyone else's, urine. There's a reason you're getting rid of it. What a silly excuse for a fetish! "No, no, I must imbibe it lest I perish!"

Oh, and ditto on those other fluids.

There actually is a branch of pseudomedicine(or as they like to call it, alternative treatments) that claims that certain incurable diseases can be treated and even cured if you drink a dilluted solution of your own urine. *eyeballs spin around*

There actually is a branch of pseudomedicine(or as they like to call it, alternative treatments) that claims that certain incurable diseases can be treated and even cured if you drink a dilluted solution of your own urine. *eyeballs spin around*

People. Always the innovators. As if there were something so wrong with snake oil, they had to drink their own waste.

There actually is a branch of pseudomedicine(or as they like to call it, alternative treatments) that claims that certain incurable diseases can be treated and even cured if you drink a dilluted solution of your own urine. *eyeballs spin around*

I've heard of lunatics who actually use it as some form of preventative on a daily basis... oh, and they don't bother with dilluting it first, either.

I've heard of lunatics who actually use it as some form of preventative on a daily basis... oh, and they don't bother with dilluting it first, either.

I bet they buy a lot of Listerine too. :p

I bet they buy a lot of Listerine too. :p

From what I hear, they tend to be pretty lonely :p

There actually is a branch of pseudomedicine(or as they like to call it, alternative treatments) that claims that certain incurable diseases can be treated and even cured if you drink a dilluted solution of your own urine. *eyeballs spin around*
ah but aren't other certain bodily fluids supposedly (and provenly? if thats a word) good for the skin?

ah but aren't other certain bodily fluids supposedly (and provenly? if thats a word) good for the skin?

Really? Oh. Wow. Another good thing about that, then :D

ah but aren't other certain bodily fluids supposedly (and provenly? if thats a word) good for the skin?

To what end? Who is going to go out with you if you have great skin, but smell like a sewer? :p

To what end? Who is going to go out with you if you have great skin, but smell like a sewer? :p
someone with no sense of smell......... http://www.ironmaiden.org/images/smilies/extras/eusa_shifty.gif

To what end? Who is going to go out with you if you have great skin, but smell like a sewer? :p

I think you may have misunderstood the body fluid he was talking about...

I think you may have misunderstood the body fluid he was talking about...

What bodily fluid smells like flowers? Or pine trees?

I think I have defective bodily fluids. All of mine pretty much stink.

about a month ago. but I am disabled with Muscular Dystrophy anhd need help to use a urine bottle

What type of Muscular Dystrophy? Just curious.

I have CP myself. But it's pretty mild--I do have to use a leg brace, and if I'm tired, a cane as well. My right arm isn't very coordinated, so I type using 70% of the keyboard with my left hand.

ah but aren't other certain bodily fluids supposedly (and provenly? if thats a word) good for the skin?

I don't think it's proved, and I don't believe so myself, but there is a very easy way for you to find out. :)

ah but aren't other certain bodily fluids supposedly (and provenly? if thats a word) good for the skin?

What about the purity of our precious bodily fluids?

I think I have defective bodily fluids. All of mine pretty much stink.

That's a sign of poor diet. Too much red meat, dairy products, onions and garlic, cauliflower, broccoli, or asparagus and smoking can do that.

That's a sign of poor diet. Too much red meat, dairy products, onions and garlic, cauliflower, broccoli, or asparagus and smoking can do that.

I don't smoke. :)

I don't think it's proved, and I don't believe so myself, but there is a very easy way for you to find out. :)
sadly they don't sell bottles of it down the supermarket ;)

What type of Muscular Dystrophy? Just curious.

I have CP myself. But it's pretty mild--I do have to use a leg brace, and if I'm tired, a cane as well. My right arm isn't very coordinated, so I type using 70% of the keyboard with my left hand. Becker type MD and I am a full time electric wheelchair user. I was diognosed in 1977 age 9. I went into an electric wheelchair at age 15.

sadly they don't sell bottles of it down the supermarket ;)

Why buy the milk, when you have the cow?

Why buy the milk, when you have the cow? Mooooooooooooooooooo

I don't smoke. :)

Good. Also alcohol, drugs, junk food and cabbage-like products altogether are bad.

Exercise can work miracles. Add to that lots of fresh fruits and veg (pineapple, apple, citrus fruits, melon, mango, papaya, celery, wheatgrass, parsley and so on), and drink lots of water.

Why buy the milk, when you have the cow?
*milks self*

*wonders if he could sell it as facial moisturising lotion... what a fun job! :P*

Good. Also alcohol, drugs, junk food and cabbage-like products altogether are bad.

Exercise can work miracles. Add to that lots of fresh fruits and veg (pineapple, apple, citrus fruits, melon, mango, papaya, celery, wheatgrass, parsley and so on), and drink lots of water.

Breakdown:

Alcohol: YAY!
Drugs: Bah!
Junk Food: YAY!
Cabbage-like products: Bah.
Exercise: YAY!
Fruits and Vegetables: YAY!
Water: YAY!

But I think that people overcomplicate nutrition:

Activity and Balance. That's all you need. Remain active as much as possible and eat as large a variety of foods as possible. Narrow selections of foods are either unhealthy or uninteresting(which leads to binges).

That's it. It's not really all that hard.

*milks self*

*wonders if he could sell it as facial moisturising lotion... what a fun job! :P*

I daresay most will prefer it fresh from the producer rather than packaged from the supermarket. You might find a niche in Japan, though.

I daresay most will prefer it fresh from the producer rather than packaged from the supermarket. You might find a niche in Japan, though.
i'm huge in japan *nods* ;)


*now has that bukkake song stuck in his head.... damn you!!*

Who wet the bed?
Don't look at me. I was nowhere near your bed at the time.
*looks shifty and starts whistling nonchalantly*

i'm huge in japan *nods* ;)


*now has that bukkake song stuck in his head.... damn you!!*

There's a bukkake song??? :eek:

There's a bukkake song??? :eek:
http://www2.b3ta.com/bukkake/

i hope thats mod-friendly...

http://www2.b3ta.com/bukkake/

i hope thats mod-friendly...

:eek: ...

No, really... :eek:

What's with the furry thingy with the eyes and the teeth???

I can't clearly remember ever wetting the bed, though I know it happened, so chances are the last time it was sometime before I was seven. However, I do seem to remember a dream that I do believe caused an incident. I was in this ancient lookin' temple place with all these shallow channels of water, and I think people's bladders kept exploding. Or something like that.