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like what I thought we could do like is write you know a post where you like write how people in your like area talk righhite sooo you can do it a bit like i'm doing here like......

this is pre-y much 'ow we speak raound 'ere, innit (bloody estural nonsense)

or at least how other people speak... i'm a little more of a received pronunciation chappy... (not megaposh though)

Well, I cannot yet immitade a Dublin accent, that'll take a few more years of living here. But I can give you an example of my mother dialect, fraenkisch German:

"Braeugn mae nuch a Aamala Marmalaadn oddae soellerd mae an Honich nehma, woss maandsn?"

Which one? I'm in south Florida. On any given night, you can hear a dozen different accents at a minimum, and that's just from the different islands. (And a suggestion--never tell a Jamaican he sounds Haitian. They don't take it well.)

How's she goin, eh?

The very best, I tell ya.

like what I thought we could do like is write you know a post where you like write how people in your like area talk righhite sooo you can do it a bit like i'm doing here like......

weuul aup ihn Aanchorage weh doun't hhave much uf uh dial'Kt, buht u might diszagree

In Cleveland, we have no accent save for the bland, clear intonations of the Standard American pronunciation. No real dialect and no local words, except for maybe "pop" used in place of "soda".

Hur känns det? --- Jovisst, ja. Var ligger din stuga? --- Jo, jag har varit till den där ön. --- Det är säkert vackert dit. --- Jo, jag håller på och handlar. Själv? --- Vad, du kan inte förstå mig? Jaha.... --- Suck. --- Snyrtling? Måste du pissa? Varsågod.

Dude, we talk like that here. Its totally sweet. Back home, in West Michigan, we usually talk English pretty good. You know, a few things here and there. --- You wanna pop? Yeah, I got some in the garage. Its frozen though. My dialect aien't so special, because people can understand us. Stuff like that. You know how it is. I'm going down to the ovals, so I'll see you 'round. Later.

:
"Braeugn mae nuch a Aamala Marmalaadn oddae soellerd mae an Honich nehma, woss maandsn?"

Honich uff de Pankauken!

Though being proud native of the town with the best/most accentless town in Germany, I did spend the last 7 years of my life in a rural Lower Saxon area surrounded by Plattdeutsch.
For English, I'll identify with Iowan, but I don't feel to be the one giving it a shot around here.
Oh, knock of the Iowa jokes.

For English, I'll identify with Iowan, but I don't feel to be the one giving it a shot around here.
How'd you know I was gonna make Iowa jokes?
Its meth lab capital! :p

How'd you know I was gonna make Iowa jokes?
Its meth lab capital! :p
Umm, maybe because I spent the last 3 years with varying forms of this dialogue springign up at every other opportunity:

- "So, where was it again you stayed that year?"
- "USA. Red Oak, Iowa."
- "Oh, Iowa! HaHa! [insert stupid Iowa joke here]"
- "Oh how funny! That makes you person number 163 to crack that one. Want a certificate with that?"

Yeah..[can't believe we're hijacking yet another thread. Should stop.]

like what I thought we could do like is write you know a post where you like write how people in your like area talk righhite sooo you can do it a bit like i'm doing here like......

Man 1: Eh la, de don' do dat dere dough do de dough?
Yer know worramean, like?

Man 2: Nah, like, de don' dough do de, mate?

That is a bizarre form of English. Can you guess which part of the English-speaking world I am from?

You might've wanted to specify which language you were talking about, but seen as you didn't denn probieris halt emol uf schwizerdütsch, au wenn wohrschinli it gad all druschömed :p

Man 1: Eh la, de don' do dat dere dough do de dough?
Yer know worramean, like?

Man 2: Nah, like, de don' dough do de, mate?

That is a bizarre form of English. Can you guess which part of the English-speaking world I am from?

Well, clinging to the only word I understood - mate - I'd guess Australia? NZ?

Well, clinging to the only word I understood - mate - I'd guess Australia? NZ?


Nice try, but no cigar.

Somewhere a fair bit more Northern than Down Under

Incidentally, can you, or anyone else, work out what it was that I wrote?

denn probieris halt emol uf schwizerdütsch, au wenn wohrschinli it gad all druschömed :p
Man, now you're depressing me. I grew up with Fernsehen DRS and always thought I was pretty good with Schwizerdütsch - but what on earth does that last part mean?

Nice try, but no cigar.

Somewhere a fair bit more Northern than Down Under

Incidentally, can you, or anyone else, work out what it was that I wrote?
Yeah, well, that would have been way too easy...

And I for one certainly can't, even though I tried to read it out loud (which helps with accents). But I'm not a native speaker, so I'm off the hook. :D

ETA: Actually, on a closer look, I think all that it is is that they can't pronounce the "th"? As in:

Man 1: Hey lad, they don't do that there, though, do they though? You know what I mean, like?
Man 2: No, like, they don't, though, do they, mate?

Of course, they could be just as well talking about the weather in the Philippines, for all I know. :p

In Cleveland, we have no accent save for the bland, clear intonations of the Standard American pronunciation. No real dialect and no local words, except for maybe "pop" used in place of "soda".


pop is often what its called in britain sorry

Yeah, well, that would have been way too easy...

And I for one certainly can't, even though I tried to read it out loud (which helps with accents). But I'm not a native speaker, so I'm off the hook. :D


It's actually a really quite famous accent :D . There are (or at least have been) many people of international fame who've come from my little hometown. Let's face it, if you come from there, you realise it's such a dump that you certainly don't want to remain there! :D

its newcastle int'it

Incidentally, can you, or anyone else, work out what it was that I wrote?

Umm..Something like
"They don't do that there though, do they? You know what I mean?" and "No, they don't"?
A vague guess on my part...

It's actually a really quite famous accent :D . There are (or at least have been) many people of international fame who've come from my little hometown. Let's face it, if you come from there, you realise it's such a dump that you certainly don't want to remain there! :D
Damn, you were too fast, just edited my post above. Obviously still no clue as to which town, though.

Man, now you're depressing me. I grew up with Fernsehen DRS and always thought I was pretty good with Schwizerdütsch - but what on earth does that last part mean?
DRS? Haha! never knew anyone outside of the country actually watched that :p

au wenn it gad all druschömed= auch wenns nicht gleich alle verstehen.

Hey y'all, where'll yew be goin' tonaht?

Ah'll be off yonder at mah friends house.

I don't actually talk like that, but some do. I have been guilty of this:

Hey you wanna coke?

yeah sure I'll have one

Dr. Pepper or Coke?

Dr. Pepper


Yay Texas!

whell I'ma not zactly shure whatcha lookin fer wit dis post here, but you know, y'all mit not even be able to read it..........can ya?

Hey, what's up! :) Fuck an 'a'.

gie uh unn wihl ya pal!! (lol bad scottish "Ned" chat) my chat: Hi there nice to meet you.

DRS? Haha! never knew anyone outside of the country actually watched that :p

au wenn it gad all druschömed= auch wenns nicht gleich alle verstehen.

Oje, des hätt i ittmol vrschtanda wenn des mr nomohl ganz deidlich vohrgläsa häddasch. Ond vo wäga Färnsäh DRS - des isch bloß weil mir drhoim frianr au bloß 4 Kanähl g'hett hon. Drei Deitsche ond noh no d'Schweiz. Abbr meischtns hemmer em DRS eh bloß dr "Emil" ahguckt. :)

Yeah, well, that would have been way too easy...

And I for one certainly can't, even though I tried to read it out loud (which helps with accents). But I'm not a native speaker, so I'm off the hook. :D

ETA: Actually, on a closer look, I think all that it is is that they can't pronounce the "th"? As in:

Man 1: Hey lad, they don't do that there, though, do they though? You know what I mean, like?
Man 2: No, like, they don't, though, do they, mate?

Of course, they could be just as well talking about the weather in the Philippines, for all I know. :p


Aha! Excellent deduction, well done. Have some karma :cool:

I'm from Liverpool in England and, indeed, no-one there (dere?) says the 'th' sound for words like then, there, though. Although (aldough) not for words like Thursday. That mutates into Fursday. Well, actually, it mutates into Furzdee. Because we don't say the endings to words properly either. Face it, my dialect and accent is a nightmare for the rest of my countrymen, let alone non-native speakers!!! :D

My accent is called 'scouse' and here's how to speak scouse (here's how ter teech yerself scouse)


*th becomes D but not in words like Thursday which are pronounced with a F

*Drop the 'g' from all words like running, throwing, sitting, hiding, but not from words like king

*You MUST adopt a harsh guttural back of the throat noise when pronouncing the letter K (it's a lot like the G or H sound in Dutch)

*the vowels ou together become 'er' as in teach yourself scouse (teach yerself scouse)

*Roll your letter 'r' e.g. yerrrr, rrrrright

*double t becomes a double rolled r

*try to get the accent high-pitched and in the back of your mouth/throat

Now that you've got the accent mastered, all you have to do now is learn all the dialect words!!!

Oje, des hätt i ittmol vrschtanda wenn des mr nomohl ganz deidlich vohrgläsa häddasch. Ond vo wäga Färnsäh DRS - des isch bloß weil mir drhoim frianr au bloß 4 Kanähl g'hett hon. Drei Deitsche ond noh no d'Schweiz. Abbr meischtns hemmer em DRS eh bloß dr "Emil" ahguckt. :)
Ou, de Emil, do chömed Erinnerige füre :)... mer händ deför amel di dütsche/öschterricher/franzose Sänder gluegt, well de Schwiizer nume Seich brocht het ;)

its newcastle int'it

Nope. Liverpool

I've been told I sound like a BBC newsreader, before regional accents were fashionable.

Southern accent:

I su-ppose I co-uld taalk liike this, but it gits borin' after 'while.

- snip scouse lesson -
Thanks for the lesson!:) I should be able to do most of that. The guttural thing and the "in the back of your mouth/throat" should be easy, the former because I know it from Swiss-German, the latter because my own Southern German accent is just like that (a good friend from way up north actually ends up making gagging noises every time he tries do my accent. And no, not on purpose.:p)
I'll fail at rolling the r, though. Dammit.

British accents have really been growing on me, I must say. Pretty cute on a guy. :D Of course, I can't tell them apart for anything. I remember my English teacher telling us about the "ho' wa'er bo'le" thing where you don't say the "t" - cockney? And I remember how eternally grateful I was for the subtitles in "Billy Elliot". :p

I can't tell them apart for anything. I remember my English teacher telling us about the "ho' wa'er bo'le" thing where you don't say the "t" - cockney? And I remember how eternally grateful I was for the subtitles in "Billy Elliot". :p


You'll tell Scouse apart, sure enough. It's barely recognisable as human speech, let alone English :D

Yep, cockneys do swallow (in scouse 'swaller') their Ts.

Billy Elliott subtitles, huh? Did you ever watch 'Trainspotting'?
I saw it years ago in the cinema with my then girlfriend who was from New York. She couldn't understand a damn word! I had to give a running translation!:D

I harve just wRRRitten a scRRRipt to parse the glarse.

(Yeah, even though it's the Midlands, it's a Tory safe seat and they're all rich retirees around here)

British accents have really been growing on me, I must say. Pretty cute on a guy. :D

So you find British accents cute, huh? Well, sorry hon, It'll never work between us - I've just had a peak at your nation. Socialist! Yuk!:D

So you find British accents cute, huh? Well, sorry hon, It'll never work between us - I've just had a peak at your nation. Socialist! Yuk!:D
Heh :D. Good thinking, too, hon. 'Coz you don't honestly think I'd ever get it on with a dirty capitalizt, if yer know worramean?

like what I thought we could do like is write you know a post where you like write how people in your like area talk righhite sooo you can do it a bit like i'm doing here like......

Look you boyo, all i'm asking is is "whose coat is that jacket?"

Heh :D. Good thinking, too, hon. 'Coz you don't honestly think I'd ever get it on with a dirty capitalizt, if yer know worramean?


:D I knew I'd provoke a response with that one!.
And, hon, that's dirrrrrrrrrrty capitalizt, to you.


you don't honestly think I'd ever get it on with a dirty capitalizt


Why would I care whether a socialist would ever want to get it on with a capitalist? No self-respecting capitalist would ever want to be seen about town with a loony red :p

I see that your nation regards capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt. I agree that, yes, it's more immoral and corrupt - but it's much more naughty and nice too. Why don't you pop over to my Dominion and I'll show you how the girls are here? They're glamorous and they wear lipstick and stockings and everything ;) Much better than those dull, unstylish and tasteless overalls the girls in your Nomadic Republic wear. Hell, if you're nice to me, I might might even let you take a little slinky, black number back home so that you can show-off to your girlfriends :D

Areet me luvver! Lemme zort vese bludy scouzers ouu! Dey wanns a kickin! Oop the gaz!

[/Bristolian/West Country]

(translation...
Are you alright, my old pal. Let me sort out these b***** Liverpudlians. They are desirous of a beating. Go Bristol Rovers!
)

We don't like the scouse accent down here. Though we _really_ don't like Brummies. And the Welsh....don't even start;)

And y'know, there is no _British_ accent;) ;)
There are those of us who mutually intelligibly speak the Queen's English:cool: :cool:
and then there are those funny foreigners who mangle the language in unaccountably sexy ways:p :p Hell, even the Irish can manage that trick - and they're nearly us anyway...half of them still are us...lol

Dude. I am so awesum. I could, liek, totally eat that baebey. Yeah...

We don't like the scouse accent down here.

Nobody likes the scouse accent. not even scousers! :p


and then there are those funny foreigners who mangle the language in unaccountably sexy ways:p

Agreed. When they do that it's very :cool:

There are lots of Eastern European girls around here, and they're so cute when they speak. I'm quite partial to the accent of Spanish girls too :p

I have a completely american accent, but the kind that you can't really tell where I'm from. I could have been born in florida, california, nebraska, massachusetts, newjoysey, etc... but I was acctually born in Mass.


I can't really tell what type of accent anyone has. :\

I see that your nation regards capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
That's merely the default text of the game. Personally, I might want to remove the "somewhat" there.:p

Why don't you pop over to my Dominion and I'll show you how the girls are here? They're glamorous and they wear lipstick and stockings and everything ;)
Why yes, I've seen their likeness on your flag (http://www.nationstates.net/Cute Dangerous Animals). They're awfully purty, but I hear they bite? :D

*th becomes F

*Drop the 'g' from all words like running, throwing, sitting, hiding, but not from words like king

*the vowels ou together become 'uh' as in teach yourself manc (teach yuhself manc)

*double t doesnt exist


Now that you've got the accent mastered, all you have to do now is learn all the dialect words!!!

And with some editing, it becomes a Mancunian accent guide ;) I've been accused of being scouse before. Ooooh that didnt go down well ;)

Way-ell, whar ah live, we usualah pranouce thangs lahk theyis. If-n ya can give me a good gey-uss whar ahm from, ya geyt a cookie.

Way-ell, whar ah live, we usualah pranouce thangs lahk theyis. If-n ya can give me a good gey-uss whar ahm from, ya geyt a cookie.
Does Southern US merit a cookie yet? 'Coz from there on, they all sound the same to my European ears.

And with some editing, it becomes a Mancunian accent guide ;) I've been accused of being scouse before. Ooooh that didnt go down well ;)


Oh no!! I've helped a Manc! Ahhhhhh! Must go take a shower - I feel so dirty!!! :D


S'funny tho. I've been away from the NorthWest of Blighty for a number of years. When I go back I am often struck by how similar Manc and Scouse can sometimes be !!! Perhaps the two are more alike than they care to admit !

Why yes, I've seen their likeness on your flag (http://www.nationstates.net/Cute Dangerous Animals). They're awfully purty, but I hear they bite? :D

LOL! Brilliant! :D

They're more 'nibblers' really. So, do you prefer to bite or be bitten?

Does Southern US merit a cookie yet? 'Coz from there on, they all sound the same to my European ears.

Yep, good hearing....I mean reading...here's your cookie.

*Gives whereyouthinkyougoing a cookie*

Oh no!! I've helped a Manc! Ahhhhhh! Must go take a shower - I feel so dirty!!! :D


S'funny tho. I've been away from the NorthWest of Blighty for a number of years. When I go back I am often struck by how similar Manc and Scouse can sometimes be !!! Perhaps the two are more alike than they care to admit !

Well considering they're neighbouring cities, they must be kinda similar. Only kinda. Nothing more. ;)

So, do you prefer to bite or be bitten?
By a capitalizt?:eek: Neither! Everyone can see what rabies has done to you guys. :D

Well, what daya mean? How folk talk from where I'm from or where I'm now? I mean, Nevadans ain't got an accent, except we can't say our g's. Oh, and we know how to say the state's name right.

Ryutu nou tou, Ii habu to rei-son to katakana ingurisu, ando hi-ru 'Jeison-sensei! Ii riku furido lisu! Do you riku fruido lisu?'

Howaya?

Wha?

Howaaaaaaaaaaaaya?!

Uh, howayagoin?

auight auight

God damn country bumpkins moving into Brizzie, ruing our Enrish!

Yep, good hearing....I mean reading...here's your cookie.

*Gives whereyouthinkyougoing a cookie*
*munches cookie and speaks with mouth full* Just because I can't hear the finer differences doesn't mean I'm not curious! I say...... Georgia. No, West Virginia. Or....Alabama? Man, I have no idea.

I mean, Nevadans ain't got an accent, except we can't say our g's. Oh, and we know how to say the state's name right.
Eh, since I'm being nosey all over the place tonight, what is the right way to say pronounce Nevada? I wouldn't think there'd be that many possibilities really.

Welluh, Californiansdon'thaveaccentssomuchaswetalkreallyreallyfast.

Fortherecord, it'sreallyannoyingtotypewithouthittingthespacebar.

Eh, since I'm being nosey all over the place tonight, what is the right way to say pronounce Nevada? I wouldn't think there'd be that many possibilities really.
To get it right, it sould be said Ne (as in nut) va (with the a as in Bat, Cat, or Hat) da (as in Dad). People who aren't from Nevada will say it as Ne (as in neigh) va (as in east coast pronunciation of aunt) da (as in dad).

Which is why when President Bush (and later Senator Kerry) came and campained, they got yelled at by their supporters in the state when they mispronunced the state's name.

depends. I'm in bohston righ' now, so I'd soun' mohr like this. And no, I won' "pahk the cah in hahvahd yahd". Althou I may say it.

but I'm from connedicu' so I jus' drop alot of consenen's. Like in the word bu'in (button)

'=kinda a gutteral stop...I don't just drop the letters, but I don't fully say them

To get it right, it sould be said Ne (as in nut) va (with the a as in Bat, Cat, or Hat) da (as in Dad). People who aren't from Nevada will say it as Ne (as in neigh) va (as in east coast pronunciation of aunt) da (as in dad).

Which is why when President Bush (and later Senator Kerry) came and campained, they got yelled at by their supporters in the state when they mispronunced the state's name.

Actually, when I say Nevada, I say it like Nuh (like 'huh') Vah (like 'dad') Duh (like 'huh'). Still not pronouncing it right, it seems, but better than most non-Nevadans.

By a capitalizt?:eek: Neither! Everyone can see what rabies has done to you guys. :D

I wouldn't worry, you can only catch rabies once. That is, after all, how socialism is spread :p

Once the socialist rabies are contracted the disease progresses like so ...

Female takes up weight-lifting and develops biceps :(

Female gets a short hair-style :(

And, in the nearly incurable stages, female develops affiliation for comfortable, flat-soled shoes and trousers with an elastic, expandable, waist-line :(

Fortunately, there is one sure-fire cure!!! Approach your friendly neighbourhood capitalist. He'll take you round to the back of the bike-shed, hold you down and give you a solid and thorough capitalising!!! After that, you can hold aloft your lipstick, your sexy high-heeled shoes and your mascara and you can reclaim your femininity!!!

Socialist women of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your dungarees!!! :D

Nahh honest jus fuck off bay.
I heard that tonight at a party. From NZ, it was a Samoan talkin' though :)

Ello how are ya what ya doin today mate ? Warwickshire accent 'oh areee' almost Glostershireish carrot cruncher accent

im gonna pork my core in the gar-ahge

well, thats the old St. Louis accent. its mostly extinct now, only the old people talk like that. And i'm in Latvia now, so they dont speak english obviously.

I wouldn't worry, you can only catch rabies once. That is, after all, how socialism is spread :p

Once the socialist rabies are contracted the disease progresses like so ...

Female takes up weight-lifting and develops biceps :(

Female gets a short hair-style :(

And, in the nearly incurable stages, female develops affiliation for comfortable, flat-soled shoes and trousers with an elastic, expandable, waist-line :(

Fortunately, there is one sure-fire cure!!! Approach your friendly neighbourhood capitalist. He'll take you round to the back of the bike-shed, hold you down and give you a solid and thorough capitalising!!! After that, you can hold aloft your lipstick, your sexy high-heeled shoes and your mascara and you can reclaim your femininity!!!

Socialist women of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your dungarees!!! :D

oh sweet jesus you basically just described me *is disturbed* but i still like semi-feminine clothes. and my biceps arent too big. augh!

oh sweet jesus you basically just described me *is disturbed* but i still like semi-feminine clothes. and my biceps arent too big. augh!

It's OK the cure is right here ...


Fortunately, there is one sure-fire cure!!! Approach your friendly neighbourhood capitalist. He'll take you round to the back of the bike-shed, hold you down and give you a solid and thorough capitalising!!! After that, you can hold aloft your lipstick, your sexy high-heeled shoes and your mascara and you can reclaim your femininity!!!


So, next time you're in London, send me a PM and I'll

take you round to the back of the bike-shed, hold you down and give you a solid and thorough capitalising!!!


And then all will be well :D

I have a completely american accent, but the kind that you can't really tell where I'm from. I could have been born in florida, california, nebraska, massachusetts, newjoysey, etc... but I was acctually born in Mass.


I can't really tell what type of accent anyone has. :\

you were born during mass? that must have been disruptive;)

oh sweet jesus you basically just described me *is disturbed* but i still like semi-feminine clothes. and my biceps arent too big. augh!

SQ you must act fast to save your femininty!

I prescribe ...

* Exposure to cute, fluffy, wuffy kittens (awwww)
* the acquisition of shoes
* watching bad soap operas (Awwww, Colleen! i can't believe you ran off with the postman's brother, who's actually my dad's son in-laws's best friend! I'm sooo upset *starts crying*
* eating chocolate
* getting drunk on white wine spritzer
* tottering about while drunk on impractically high shoes while wearing a slinky number and carrying your glass at a dangerous tilt (really, there's nothing sexier ;) )

SQ you must act fast to save your femininty!

I prescribe ...

* Exposure to cute, fluffy, wuffy kittens (awwww)
* the acquisition of shoes
* watching bad soap operas (Awwww, Colleen! i can't believe you ran off with the postman's brother, who's actually my dad's son in-laws's best friend! I'm sooo upset *starts crying*
* eating chocolate
* getting drunk on white wine spritzer
* tottering about while drunk on impractically high shoes while wearing a slinky number and carrying your glass at a dangerous tilt (really, there's nothing sexier ;) )

check
check
OH GOD NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
check!
sounds nice
I know never to combine high heels and alchol :P

I'm gonna get up offa the cahch, redd up the hahs and go get a pop.

Where at?

Sahside, up on the hill, an 'at.

You want me to meetchoo up air?

Impossible, as it's in Swedish and my accent is more of the wrong-pronounciation kind.

How'd you know I was gonna make Iowa jokes?
Its meth lab capital! :p

Actually we're #2 in meth labs...damn that Missouri...

About the dialect, Iowan is basically pronounced like normal English is spelled. No one really has an accent. We say "pop" instead of "soda" but that's about it.

I know never to combine high heels and alchol :P


You fool! You should always mix your drinks!

Bout ye, big man? Yis all can just wind your necks in and saunter before I smack your bakes in. You're all just a pack of spides and hellions and the sooner you catch yoursels on the better. Ah'm sick to the backteeth of your whining and whinging and there's going to be a real barney here if you don't wise yoursels up and realise that we're all just out here for the craic and if you'd all just stop ripping the piss then things would be lalty. Got that, mucker?

Okay, my local dialect let's see:


Hi. My name is Dan. I live in Simi Valley, Califonia. That's right at the northern border of Los Angeles. I work in Hollywood on movies and TV shows.

I like steaks and girls. I also like the internet.

Sometimes, when I laugh really hard and I'm drinking milk, it comes out my nose.

There once was a man from nantucket...


Go Steelers! :)

How're yis. Me local accent's not the strongest, coming from North County Dublin in Ireland, and whatever difference there does tend to be in it is fairly tricky to get accross by text.

Dublin City accent's a little easier to do though:
Coz it goes kinda loike dis, y'know man? Buzzin' round town wit me mates, having a few gargles, before goin back to me mot, its great craic, righ'?
(translation: because it goes like this, you see? Traversing Dublin City, with several aquaintances, partaking in beverages, before returning home to my female partner, it is rather enjoyable, agreed?)

Dublin City accent's a little easier to do though:
Coz it goes kinda loike dis, y'know man? Buzzin' round town wit me mates, having a few gargles, before goin back to me mot, its great craic, righ'?
(translation: because it goes like this, you see? Traversing Dublin City, with several aquaintances, partaking in beverages, before returning home to my female partner, it is rather enjoyable, agreed?)

Loss of several points for failing to include the phrases 'fooking deadly', 'knackers' and 'grand, so'.

The Lincolnshire Accent
noooow theeen maittt how are Ya going down yondar later to the pub , the bloody yorkies have taken over mabo as always

This is a right f***ing crap thread, innit. Ey oop dook! Goin oop 'anley do sum shoppin'

'Ere, oi doon't knoo whut oi'm doin'. Arr. Pasty.

uhhh D: well ...
hey guys! i'm gonna go get a hoagie at wawa, wanna come with? we'll get water ice later but that's a whole nother issue. i gotta go to conshie later.
we dont really have an accent .-. except i say "OAR-unje" and "WHORE-ibble" for orange and horrible O: