NationStates Jolt Archive

OMG the fame! Nationstates has been mentioned on Uncyclopedia! I know this is fairly pointless but anything's better than yet another thread about the Muhammed cartoons or religion in general...

Anyway, the link is here (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/NationStates).

I think we've been in Wikipedia for a while now too.

i liked this though


However one must exercise caution when visiting the forums. It is said that generalities, a rare sub-species of human, are found there. These creatures ask ridiculous questions and often attempt to start a flame war for no reason. They are attempts to destroy the Glorious community of the Glorious Leader Max Barry!
Players currently playing the game : -2

Retrieved from "http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/NationStates"


now they wouldn't be speaking of the truth now would they?

This is a day to remember.

~Alan Smithee
Puppet of [Censored]~

I think we can officially say that NS has "arrived" now...

Jesus has also been known to visit NationStates from time to time

damn right i have ;)

I liked this (different article):

The Typical Daily Mail News Story

Asylum-seeking pædophile communist female muslim gypsy continues reign of terror over poor, poor middle-england. somebody save middle-england, for heavens sakes!!

An Asylum-seeking pædophile communist female muslim gypsy has continued to terrorise a community of law-abiding, white, middle-class protestants today. The Asylum-seeking paedophile communist muslim football hooligan was seen to be acting as a general annoyance by dying of disease in the street and acting in a highly uncivilised and uncouth manner. This all illustrates the continued decline of Britain under the Labour Government. The British values system has fallen apart. Kick them out! Kick Them all out! They are polluting the gene pool of the Reich! Heil! House prices set to fall 10%.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Daily_Mail#The_Typical_Daily_Mail_News_Story

i liked this though



now they wouldn't be speaking of the truth now would they?

I think the real question here is: if an angel dances on a pin in the forest when there's nobody there to hear it then what does the sound of one of its hands clapping sound like.

"Our Most Glorious and Dear Leader of the Vast Realms of the Most Gracious and Faithful Land of NationStates, Lord of the General Forums, High Prince and Protector of the Realm, Viceroy of the Multiverse, Creator of All We See Before Us, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Max Barry"

Now that's a title.

~Alan Smithee
Puppet of [Censored]~

An Asylum-seeking pædophile communist female muslim gypsy

thats one hell of a woman

I liked this (different article):



http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Daily_Mail#The_Typical_Daily_Mail_News_Story
lmao!! too true ;) :p


The present editor is Paul Dacre, who has been dead since 1984.

It is in fact literally true that one can not wipe one's arse with the Daily Mail, as the ink used on the newspaper is in fact fatally poisonous to the arsehole region.

:p

"Our Most Glorious and Dear Leader of the Vast Realms of the Most Gracious and Faithful Land of NationStates, Lord of the General Forums, High Prince and Protector of the Realm, Viceroy of the Multiverse, Creator of All We See Before Us, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Max Barry"

Now that's a title.

I like that his name comes right after "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named." That's pretty much the essence of the forum. :)

Hey Alan Smithee, are you the guy who makes all the lousy films?

i liked this though



now they wouldn't be speaking of the truth now would they?
Not at all.
*hides matches*

Ok, I added an entry for Jennifer Government.

Not at all.
*hides matches*

*hudes butane torch*

hehe i was just looking through the Flame Warriors thing (clicky (http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/grenade.htm)) when i came accross this... i think its fitting here :P

Grenade isn't actually a Warrior, per se, but it's an ordnance so widely employed that no Flame Warriors guide would be complete without mentioning it. When lobbed into a discussion forum Grenade instantly blasts civil discourse into smoking rubble. Grenade's explosive content can be adjusted to the forum's interests. Typical detonating materials can be Bill Clinton, George Bush, gun control, homosexuality, Reagan, abortion, taxes, conspiracy theory, the NEA, welfare reform, etc. When facing certain defeat a Warrior can stall even the most determined attack with a diversionary explosion. Grenade can bea particularly destructive weapon in the hands of Evil Clown, Issues, Troglodyte or even Weenie, but almost any Warrior can use it to gain a temporary strategic advantage. Eagle Scout has been known to throw himself upon Grenade to save the forum.


i mean, do we really discuss much else!? :p :D
we must be a pretty hardcore forum ;)

i mean, do we really discuss much else!? :p :D
we must be a pretty hardcore forum ;)

Nationstates is actually pretty civilised, disturbingly.

Wait, there still is a game...?

Wait, there still is a game...?
WHA?! *implodes*

An Asylum-seeking pædophile communist female muslim gypsythats one hell of a woman

I'm certain one would be able to locate a few in Eastern Europe.

Nationstates is actually pretty civilised, disturbingly.
we're polite *nod*

the mods may get on some people's tits every now and then, and not all their decisions are infallible , but damnit they do a good (not to mention invaluable) job :)

now they wouldn't be speaking of the truth now would they?
Of course not. Sub-Species implies that we could still breed with other regular humans, and god knows, that ain't gonna happen with any of you sad fuckers.

Of course not. Sub-Species implies that we could still breed with other regular humans, and god knows, that ain't gonna happen with any of you sad fuckers.
but we can still breed between ourselves, right?


... good ;) :D