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AND THE KID IS NOT MY SON! For all my loyal minions, who have been faithfully following my child bearing sage, the results are in and Maury says "You are... NOT the father!". Hooah!

AND THE KID IS NOT MY SON! For all my loyal minions, who have been faithfully following my child bearing sage, the results are in and Maury says "You are... NOT the father!". Hooah!
Three questions and a statement:
1) What are you on?
2) Can I have some?
3) Why not?
4) That's not a very good reason.

Congratulations! I hear child support is a bitch. You dodged a bullet there buddy.

Congratulations! I hear child support is a bitch. You dodged a bullet there buddy.
Damn straight! That money is going into a condom vending machine, for my bedroom...;)

Three questions and a statement:
1) What are you on?
2) Can I have some?
3) Why not?
4) That's not a very good reason.
Being out is SO a good reason! ;) I'm poor these days. I quit my job to go back to Uni and just put $10k on tuition. Leave me be :p

congratulations! you dodged a bullet on that one!

does she know who the father is now?

put that vending machine to good use!

congratulations! you dodged a bullet on that one!

does she know who the father is now?

put that vending machine to good use!
No. The word dirty lying whore get's thrown around so much these days...

I'm on it!

Damn straight! That money is going into a condom vending machine, for my bedroom...;)
Man, you ain't right! There's something WRONG with you! :D

are you going back to school so you can get some sleep for a while?

what are you planning on studying?

are you going back to school so you can get some sleep for a while?

what are you planning on studying?
B'2nd Edu/BA in Applied Theatre & B'Political Science

B'2nd Edu/BA in Applied Theatre & B'Political Science
those dont sound like big money makers. what are you planning on doing with them?

Don't cheap out on the vending machine: some disgruntled factory worker might've poked a hole in every condom.

Don't cheap out on the vending machine: some disgruntled factory worker might've poked a whole in every condom.
"A whole" what?? Pecker? :D

those dont sound like big money makers. what are you planning on doing with them?
Teach, then keep studying and work out what I actually want to do. Second year teachers make $47k in Queensland, that's not too shabby.

Teach, then keep studying and work out what I actually want to do. Second year teachers make $47k in Queensland, that's not too shabby.
ohhhhh rotovia what am i gonna do with you?

not that you wont make a good teacher, i think youll be good at it and that you will be popular with the students

but HOW are you going to keep your hands off all those teen girls who all but throw you over your desk and have their way with you???

some of those girls are HOT.

(my nephew had to transfer to the middle school until he turned 35 and was no longer quite so tempting)

ohhhhh rotovia what am i gonna do with you?

not that you wont make a good teacher, i think youll be good at it and that you will be popular with the students

but HOW are you going to keep your hands off all those teen girls who all but throw you over your desk and have their way with you???

some of those girls are HOT.

(my nephew had to transfer to the middle school until he turned 35 and was no longer quite so tempting)
1) Buy me candy
2) I'm a pretty good teacher. I thought junior drama back when I was in highschool, because my senior drama teacher had to grade our essays on Brecht... for like two weeks... Plus people listen to what I say, even when I'm making it up. So I've got that going for me
3) I plan to say THEY molested ME!

Congratulations on dodging that bullet!

congrats. Last thing we need are some little Rotovia-s running around...bastards are vicious;)

Teach, then keep studying and work out what I actually want to do. Second year teachers make $47k in Queensland, that's not too shabby.

Er, thats before taxes. Are you planning on teaching in the sunshine state?

So are you smart enough to keep it in your pants so there will not be any question?

congrats. Last thing we need are some little Rotovia-s running around...bastards are vicious;)
Those litte bitches will take you down, old school...

Er, thats before taxes. Are you planning on teaching in the sunshine state?
Yeah. "The Smart State"

So are you smart enough to keep it in your pants so there will not be any question?
You so don't know me...