NationStates Jolt Archive


Who hates myspace?

New Genoa
03-02-2006, 04:32
I do.
Osoantipatico
03-02-2006, 04:34
so do I!
The South Islands
03-02-2006, 04:34
I do.

Every night, while I say my prayers, I wish for painful death and eternal damnation for the being that produced such an affront to humanity.
CthulhuFhtagn
03-02-2006, 04:37
Myspace is the 7th Horseman of the Apocalypse.
M3rcenaries
03-02-2006, 04:39
"Hey lets take pictures of ourselves looking apathetic and put them on the internet!"
"Lets add a background that makes it impossible to read the text!"
"Lets constantly send links to our friends who we never actually talk to in real life but constantly pester on my space"
Nah, Im fine without one.
New Genoa
03-02-2006, 04:42
Everyone knows hot pink is a perfectly readable color. Bright yellow too.:D
Arribastan
03-02-2006, 04:43
I wouldn't mind myspace but for 3 things
1)Flashlight/mirror pictures are irritating
2)Your transparent text box isn't cool. It's a text box for a reason: to provide a readable background for the text.
3)Emo kids with black lipstick and too much eyeshadow looking sad (that goes for guys and girls)
The Quulands
03-02-2006, 04:53
4) Black text on black background
5) pink text on pink background
7) yellow text on yellow background
etc.
Stone Bridges
03-02-2006, 05:02
MySpace: the Place where Emo and Preps come together to prove that they're cool.
Achtung 45
03-02-2006, 05:06
MySpace: the Place where Emo and Preps come together to prove that they're cool.
well put, and so true
Smunkeeville
03-02-2006, 05:14
hmm.......I have a blog, but not on myspace, although it's not very interesting.......

I know someone on myspace, she annoys me, so I associate that annoying-ness with myspace, turns out I may have been actually annoyed by myspace for a real reason too? cool.
Undelia
03-02-2006, 05:18
It a god damn emo infested wasteland.
New Stalinberg
03-02-2006, 05:19
That website is beyond retarted, just to show how patheticis, I actually made one! It's pretty cool I must say.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=26222710

If you havn't looked at it, it has a stick figure for my picture. ;)
Lost Souls With Rythem
03-02-2006, 05:27
Myspace is just sad, it's a place for unloved people to go, so they can say "Love me! I'm lonely little emo kid!"
Myotisinia
03-02-2006, 05:59
Never even heard of it. Am I missing something? :rolleyes:
Leviathan and Draculea
03-02-2006, 06:06
o.o maybe im creepy i got one just so i could keep track of some guy i like.

o.o
Stone Bridges
03-02-2006, 06:13
o.o maybe im creepy i got one just so i could keep track of some guy i like.

o.o

I think that counts as stalking.
Undelia
03-02-2006, 06:22
o.o maybe im creepy i got one just so i could keep track of some guy i like.

o.o
You could not possibly imagine the extent of the mental irritation I am currently experiencing because of what you just said.
You ever tried talking to people?
Stone Bridges
03-02-2006, 06:27
You could not possibly imagine the extent of the mental irritation I am currently experiencing because of what you just said.
You ever tried talking to people?

Eh, go easy on the girl, she may just be really really shy. She may just have a hard time talking to guys she like. Just like I have a hard time talking to girls that I like.
Neo-Vector
03-02-2006, 06:28
Myspace is okay if you're picky about who you add to your friends list. Otherwise it's the biggest abyss of stupid on the internets.
Ginnoria
03-02-2006, 06:41
I loathe myspace ... it is one of the greatest sources of gratuitous mutilation of the english language. It is a threat to all that grammar nazis hold dear.

The danger is very real. Language, like all forms of culture, is constantly changing and evolving. Years from now, "great" may be spelled with a number, and more moronic acronyms may enter into the dictionary if nothing is done about it.

The sheer amount of illiterate users of myspace is staggering. Virtually all of the users are terrible spellers and lack any sense of grammar. But something must be done.

We must find and kill every myspace user. It sounds dramatic, but it is absolutely necessary. I recommend that we hack into myspace and post messages encouraging the consumption of arsenic, because all of the other cool emo kids are doing it.
Maraque
03-02-2006, 06:49
Last I remember Myspace had 54 million accounts. That's sick.
Kzord
03-02-2006, 06:52
I have far more important things to hate than some website I don't even have to read.
Peisandros
03-02-2006, 08:01
"Hey lets take pictures of ourselves looking apathetic and put them on the internet!"
"Lets add a background that makes it impossible to read the text!"
"Lets constantly send links to our friends who we never actually talk to in real life but constantly pester on my space"
Nah, Im fine without one.
Well said. I definatly agree.
It also pisses me off because everyone looks so pathetic.
Blauhimmel
03-02-2006, 09:03
I have to admit it, I do have a myspace page. :(

But let me explain to you IN DETAIL why. :D

My parents wanted to create their own website, unfortunately they lack skills and patience to do such a thing the good ol' way. (Besides: who still has a personal website these day? ah, nevermind). So they thought about getting a myspace page, which is foolproof to create. And the fool who had to test the whole thing was - me! :eek:

So I spent twenty minutes on it, and never accessed the page again. :p

P.S. You know what is even worse than myspace? Uncontrolled use of smileys. Mostly that one ;) so people know you're not REALLY meaning the evil things you say.
Wildwolfden
03-02-2006, 12:11
never used it
Heron-Marked Warriors
03-02-2006, 12:14
I think that counts as stalking.

You say that like it's a bad thing
Lunatic Goofballs
03-02-2006, 12:43
I first heard of it 2 weeks ago. Shows how out of it I am. I haven't heard anything good.

There was some news on the radio about local police investigating it because of a rash of sexual assaults involving teens with myspace accounts.
[NS]Astraeus
03-02-2006, 15:53
4) Black text on black background
5) pink text on pink background
7) yellow text on yellow background
etc.


You've got it ALL wrong. It's:
obsidian text on ebony blackground
fuschia text on salmon background
goldenrod text on canary background