NationStates Jolt Archive


Things you wished you had

Neo Kervoskia
03-02-2006, 04:09
What are some things you wish you had? A monkey? A sex-slave? A car? The charges dropped?

I want 1 billion Francs.
The South Islands
03-02-2006, 04:09
A pony.
Dinaverg
03-02-2006, 04:10
A pet wolf.....that could talk. And electrokinesis. And....ummm....I dunno...less fat maybe?
Jewish Righteousness
03-02-2006, 04:11
Infinite wishes.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
03-02-2006, 04:13
What are some things you wish you had? A monkey? A sex-slave? A car? The charges dropped?

I want 1 billion Francs.
Well, I was going to ask if that emo lawn wasn't somebody's signature, but it turns out it's not, it's 1 billion Francs instead! :p

I'd like a time machine to rewind the last, say, 7 years of my life.

Oh, and chocolate.
Lacadaemon
03-02-2006, 04:16
A kitty and some chocolates plz.

Oh wait, I already have those. Nothing I guess.
Dinaverg
03-02-2006, 04:17
A kitty and some chocolates plz.

Oh wait, I already have those. Nothing I guess.

Another kitty and more chocolates and never getting fat if you eat to many?
Preebs
03-02-2006, 04:18
A better guitar, amp and associated accessories. A drum kit would be fun too.
Eastern Coast America
03-02-2006, 04:20
A lady friend :D
Naturality
03-02-2006, 04:23
What are some things you wish you had? A monkey? A sex-slave? A car? The charges dropped?

I want 1 billion Francs.

Same line.. but a bit less. I'd be set for life with 1 million tax free USD. So I'd need about 5 million USD to get 1 Million clear. ugh.
Lacadaemon
03-02-2006, 04:24
Another kitty and more chocolates and never getting fat if you eat to many?

Nah, I don't want to be greedy.
The Ohio State Axis
03-02-2006, 04:25
Being able to use worm holes to teleport myself.
Brians Room
03-02-2006, 04:27
A fully furnished apartment in the style that I like, rather than the eclectic what I can afford style I've got now.

And a new car.
Arribastan
03-02-2006, 04:27
A life.
Naturality
03-02-2006, 04:29
Oh! If we're being realistic.. then all I want is a decent paying job. With somewhat decent job security.
Nomorra
03-02-2006, 04:31
I think I will go with wisdom. The wisdom to do what is right.
SHAENDRA
03-02-2006, 04:32
To be sixteen again with the experience i have today.:(
Newtsburg
03-02-2006, 06:02
To be sixteen again with the experience i have today.:(

That would be so helpful.
Undelia
03-02-2006, 06:51
The ability to read other’s emotions flawlessly. Oh, and a dragon, a badass dragon.
Newtsburg
03-02-2006, 06:53
$100,000,000
Undelia
03-02-2006, 06:53
That would be so helpful.
Without a fully developed pre-frontal lobe (and it is undeveloped at sixteen) you really wouldn’t get as much use out of your experience as you think.
Anti-Social Darwinism
03-02-2006, 07:05
I'd like to be able to start over again, knowing what I know now and being able to utilize it. Since that is impossible, I'd like aa comfortable retirement.
Maraque
03-02-2006, 07:06
What I want...

$50,000,000,000
A Bentley Continental GT
A Mercedes-Benz ML500
A BMW 760Li
A Maserati GranSport
A Ferrari 430 Coupe
A Lamborghini Gallardo SE
A 25,000sq ft mansion in Southampton, New York
Australian, English, German, Italian, Greek, Spanish, Dutch, French, Bahraini, Saudia Arabian, United Arab Emirates citizenship
A hot sexy intelligent boyfriend who won't cheat and/or abuse me like past ones have
Saige Dragon
03-02-2006, 07:12
The ability to read other’s emotions flawlessly. Oh, and a dragon, a badass dragon.

I'm at totally badass dragon...not really...damnit, my life is all lies....:(

Actually I wouldn't want money or anything like that, just a spaceship. Not something chintzy and dumb like out of Star Trek though. Something totally badass like.....http://www.leffa-arviot.com/arvostelut/s/spaceballs/01.jpg
Stone Bridges
03-02-2006, 07:22
I want a state of the art aircraft garage so I can build my own aircraft the Vans RV-8A. I also want my true love.
Renwell
03-02-2006, 07:26
I would like world peace, a stop world hunger and a cure for AIDS and cancers ,that is what i want.
Hullepupp
03-02-2006, 07:27
-someone who produces my Musical
-a meeting with Miranda Otto
Stone Bridges
03-02-2006, 07:29
I would like world peace, a stop world hunger and a cure for AIDS and cancers ,that is what i want.

Suck up! :p
Minarchist america
03-02-2006, 07:30
i lot of money now to put in a mutual fund, so i don't have to worry about retirement.
Chellis
03-02-2006, 07:36
A small coastal country in africa all to myself.

Would let me finally put an answer to many, and I mean many of the topics on the forums.
Peisandros
03-02-2006, 07:38
Around $500k NZ.
A brand new Range Rover.
Automatic entry into med school hehe.
Cromulent Peoples
03-02-2006, 07:51
Enlightenment.

Either that, or a really cool guitar.
Chellis
03-02-2006, 07:55
With further thought, I think I would also take the power rangers to be my personal body guards.

But only the originals.
Mariehamn
03-02-2006, 08:02
Natural breasts,
or a bigger package.
Obvious reasons.
Posi
03-02-2006, 08:42
A dual dual-core opteron system, with some other high end companants. Also Linux distro that likes my Radeon x1800XL. Well, technically X doesn't like my x1800..... Also, that kernal used by that distro must like dual S940 motherboards.

And Tibet.
Cannot think of a name
03-02-2006, 09:27
I would like world peace, a stop world hunger and a cure for AIDS and cancers ,that is what i want.
Totally see through, this fiegned selflessness won't get you an XBox...

What I want, is-

One of these. (http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/18/panasonics-ag-hvx200-camcorder-with-24p/)
And one of these (http://www.apple.com/macbookpro/) because it's faster and less beat up than mine.
If I had those I could get more work, and do my own work, which would get me the money for one of these (http://www.musicinstruments.it/SELMER/sassofoni/images/SASSOFONO%20MOD%20156%20SELMER%20Eb%20BARITONE%20SAXOPHONE_jpg.jpg).
Which wouldn't make me much money, but very happy.

Then I could get one of these (http://www.bobbittville.com/VW-DuneBuggy-1977HaroldSmith.jpg) or maybe one of these (http://www.britishcarlinks.com/Copy%20of%201958%20Triumph%20TR3A.jpg). Or maybe these (http://www.1motormart.com/gallery/58ah01.jpg) or even one of these (http://homepage.mac.com/markd/914/MetallicSilver/1/MetallicSilver_Large_1.jpg).

Maybe none of that will happen if I get that camera. But at least I'd be able to work on my own stuff for a change.
Cabra West
03-02-2006, 09:56
No more poverty in the world
A nice little house somewhere (no longer rented)
Enough money to live, and for occasional flights to Germany
All the books I can ever read
Commie Catholics
03-02-2006, 10:03
I also would like a pony.
Kilobugya
03-02-2006, 10:13
Well, there is no much material things I really wish had.

The two "things" (which are not things) I wish to "have" (but the verb is not really appropriate) would be a communist world and, more personal, a girl friend ;)

Ok, I'm hopeless... :p
Lionstone
03-02-2006, 10:47
A few hundred loyal well-trained followers, guns and some ex-soviet/western armour.


And some way of getting them to one of those third world countries just begging for "liberation" :P
SuperQueensland
03-02-2006, 10:58
enough money and offical documets to let me spend the rest of my life traveling. And a house big enough for all my freinds to stay in, attached to the worlds biggest climbing gym, for when I get tired of traveling. And perfect health. And hair that cuts itself (emo hair AHAHA) and thats naturally red. And some kittens and horses, and people to clean up after them. And my own nature reserve. My own personal chef, some maids, and my own personal seamstress. And i would prefer a theatre where broadway musicals would come and perform every week, and a small venue for rock concerts.......
Verdigroth
03-02-2006, 11:05
I would like world peace, a stop world hunger and a cure for AIDS and cancers ,that is what i want.
Look Miss America is on Nation States:D
Verdigroth
03-02-2006, 11:06
To fly
Callisdrun
03-02-2006, 11:08
I would like to have a photographic memory and perfect pitch.

I would also like to have an Ampeg SVT-CL & SVT2X10

Oh, and a brand new Rickenbacker 4003 (since they now have walnut headstock wings!) in fireglo and a brand new Rickenbacker 4004Cii/5 in blue.

I also want a free education and house. And a male birth control pill (as in, I wish there was one RIGHT NOW so I could get a prescription), since my ladyfriend's condition requires she take a medication that precludes her from taking the regular birth control pill.

Oh, and a faster metabolism, and a free tattoo. Yes.
JuNii
03-02-2006, 11:47
realistically: a written statement from the Federal Government that I never have to pay taxes again.... ever...

Fantasy: the ability, when presented with an amout that I owe, either through contract, verbal agreement or any form of notice, to reach into my pocket and pull out the exact amount + 20% extra, in the legal and current tender of the area I am in.
Pure Metal
03-02-2006, 11:49
1. Amy here right now

2. my drum kit already (bought but can't get it till april :rolleyes: )

3. a social life again

4. a few hundered grand for kicks

5. musical ability wouldn't hurt (and yeah i'll take a photographic memory while i'm at it... up on that shelf there... behind the box..yup, you got it. that one)

6. a degree so my friends will stop thinking i'm retarded
Newtsburg
03-02-2006, 11:51
I'd like to have known my father.
The Blaatschapen
03-02-2006, 12:03
Mod powers ;)

More seriously, lots of money and no worries about living my life would be ideal :)
Mighty Lord Skeletor
03-02-2006, 12:09
the numbers to this weeks uber lottery draw.
Mighty Lord Skeletor
03-02-2006, 12:09
and the powers of superman
Wildwolfden
03-02-2006, 17:25
2 kittens
Auranai
03-02-2006, 17:34
A "mute" button.
New Granada
03-02-2006, 17:35
Just lots of money.
Eutrusca
03-02-2006, 17:37
What are some things you wish you had? A monkey? A sex-slave? A car? The charges dropped?
My prostate back! :(

Seriously, I would dearly love to have a new car! Saving up for that. :)
Letila
03-02-2006, 17:50
Talent at something, I mean, that's much more valuable than a car.
Cantonam
03-02-2006, 17:53
things I wish I had... a high speed internet connection (dial up sucks) a few dozen different videogame systems, a few hundred video games, the knowledge to make the world a better place and the money so that knowledge would have funding....
IL Ruffino
03-02-2006, 18:21
internet at home, weed, alcohol, and that sexy treo camera cell phone.
Dinaverg
03-02-2006, 19:13
things I wish I had... a high speed internet connection (dial up sucks) a few dozen different videogame systems, a few hundred video games, the knowledge to make the world a better place and the money so that knowledge would have funding....


http://loldialup.ytmnd.com/
It saddens me that you probably can't see this.


Oh yeah, I wanna add a few million dollars to my list.
Potarius
03-02-2006, 19:58
I want a guitar. :p
Sarzonia
03-02-2006, 21:13
I want a guitar. :p
Then get thee to eBay. I managed to score an acoustic guitar with stuff like tuner, pick, carrying case, and a bunch of stuff that comes with the guitar for $27 US. Including shipping. Actually, I paid more for the shipping than I did for the guitar.

Even my cheapsake stepfather couldn't argue with that deal!
Smunkeeville
03-02-2006, 21:15
time and $ to finally take a honeymoon with my hubby..............
Sumamba Buwhan
03-02-2006, 21:17
The ability to psychicly make others do whatever I wanted.


With that power I can pretty much have anything I wanted and world peace to boot.
Sonaj
03-02-2006, 21:21
Another kitty and more chocolates and never getting fat if you eat to many?
You get fat by eating kittens?

If I could choose anything, I'd choose everything. Might get a bit crowded in my ex-garage room, but still...
Dinaverg
03-02-2006, 21:24
You get fat by eating kittens?

If I could choose anything, I'd choose everything. Might get a bit crowded in my ex-garage room, but still...

I was expecting that, but yeah, you probably would.
Strasse II
03-02-2006, 21:30
I want godlike powers.
Pure Metal
03-02-2006, 22:04
I want a guitar. :p
i'm selling mine. you want a BC Rich Warlock? 6 strings, great condition bar two nicks, great for shredding :D

http://www.staffhorst.nl/img/BCRthefly.jpg - like that but with this colour scheme http://www.cd-leo.com/yahoo/guitar/_electric/bc_rich/Warlock/Warlock_WHS-650/04_big.jpg


i also have an amp for sale.... Marshall AVT275 http://media.zzounds.com/media/brand,zzounds/AVT275-16a1b0343cda12cfb01ee33265531283.jpg though its valves are busted :( (about £40 to replace)


now, the difficulty is sending it to texas... :p
Callisdrun
04-02-2006, 04:24
Enlightenment.

Either that, or a really cool guitar.

You are incorrectly assuming that there is a difference.
Maineiacs
04-02-2006, 04:28
A girlfriend. Accepting applications now.
Jewish Media Control
04-02-2006, 04:31
I truly wish I had a man that loved me and that I could love. *single tear*
:fluffle:
Jewish Media Control
04-02-2006, 04:32
A girlfriend. Accepting applications now.

Maine.. *hmm* "Too far away" !!
Ragbralbur
04-02-2006, 04:34
Omnisciene. Not omnipotence. I just want to know things.
Dinaverg
04-02-2006, 04:44
Omnisciene. Not omnipotence. I just want to know things.

No you don't....Seriously, I know of things in this world no person could know and remain sane.
Dinaverg
04-02-2006, 04:44
Maine.. *hmm* "Too far away" !!

How's Michigan?
Jewish Media Control
04-02-2006, 04:53
How's Michigan?

The U.P. or L.P. ?? :D
Dinaverg
04-02-2006, 04:56
The U.P. or L.P. ?? :D

L.P. We've got the super bowl.....and cities people outside the state actually know the name of. and the capital. ^(^_^)^
Jewish Media Control
04-02-2006, 05:00
L.P. We've got the super bowl.....and cities people outside the state actually know the name of. and the capital. ^(^_^)^

HAHA! Well, I lived in the U.P. for a while, in Escanaba (well, it's south of Marquette about 2? hours, hellish). My parents are from Michigan. I'm currently in Minnesota. I'm guessing at least an 8-hour drive, maybe more. You drivin'? :D
Dinaverg
04-02-2006, 05:07
HAHA! Well, I lived in the U.P. for a while, in Escanaba (well, it's south of Marquette about 2? hours, hellish). My parents are from Michigan. I'm currently in Minnesota. I'm guessing at least an 8-hour drive, maybe more. You drivin'? :D

It's better than my friend in Washington, that's for sure! I'd love to visit...but...I...Don't have a car....or...a drivers licencse.....or 15 years of age....>_>;;


Wait a minute, Minnesota is 8 hours? We can get to Virginia in that amount of time. maybe my internal map is off, let me go check a real map.
Gaizen
04-02-2006, 05:11
I would like an easy button and the greatest weapon ever.

And a friend like this guy:sniper:
Dinaverg
04-02-2006, 05:12
I would like an easy button and the greatest weapon ever.

And a friend like this guy:sniper:

A frined with a sniper rifle and infinte ammo, sounds like my kinda friend! (b^_^)b
Jewish Media Control
04-02-2006, 05:19
It's better than my friend in Washington, that's for sure! I'd love to visit...but...I...Don't have a car....or...a drivers licencse.....or 15 years of age....>_>;; Wait a minute, Minnesota is 8 hours? We can get to Virginia in that amount of time. maybe my internal map is off, let me go check a real map.

Are you saying that you're under 15 years old? If so, why are you so intelligent.. and.. stuff. It really depends where exactly you live in Michigan's mitten. I live in Duluth, MN. "the head of the Lake" .. and I don't have a car, but I use my Mom's. And at 28 I've managed to go back to college and live with my parents again. *what a catch!* :p
Dinaverg
04-02-2006, 05:32
Are you saying that you're under 15 years old? If so, why are you so intelligent.. and.. stuff. It really depends where exactly you live in Michigan's mitten. I live in Duluth, MN. "the head of the Lake" .. and I don't have a car, but I use my Mom's. And at 28 I've managed to go back to college and live with my parents again. *what a catch!* :p

Eehh...technically, not even 14, My birthday is February 10th...And I've always been a bit.....odd...Reading when I was three...long division at 6....1410 on SATs when I was 12....etc...I'm also 6'0' (and growing), but that can be blamed on Morphans Syndrome, which can also be blamed on my 6'6" (2 meters) father. I live in West Bloomfield a suburb of Detroit, bit northwest of it. Also, I haven't yet gotten quite comfortable with controling a two ton hunk of metal at sixty miles and hour around other 2 ton hunks of metal doing the same speed *shudder*
Chibi Jesus
04-02-2006, 05:48
how about the ability to have multiple orgasms? that works for me.
Jewish Media Control
04-02-2006, 05:51
Eehh...technically, not even 14, My birthday is February 10th...And I've always been a bit.....odd...Reading when I was three...long division at 6....1410 on SATs when I was 12....etc...I'm also 6'0' (and growing), but that can be blamed on Morphans Syndrome, which can also be blamed on my 6'6" (2 meters) father. I live in West Bloomfield a suburb of Detroit, bit northwest of it. Also, I haven't yet gotten quite comfortable with controling a two ton hunk of metal at sixty miles and hour around other 2 ton hunks of metal doing the same speed *shudder*

Well I'm absolutely tickled to meet such an amazing man. Pleasure to meet your acquaintance. From your posts I see that you'll go farther than an arrow. Consider me your older sister or friend. Or just consider me some freak.. whatever. ;)
Jewish Media Control
04-02-2006, 05:52
how about the ability to have multiple orgasms? that works for me.

MMM... you're obviously a GUY. Unless you're a chick with a nice boy around.. that does stuff that should be done.. but nevermind...
Lunatic Goofballs
04-02-2006, 05:54
My own personally designed funhouse. *nod*
Dinaverg
04-02-2006, 06:00
Well I'm absolutely tickled to meet such an amazing man. Pleasure to meet your acquaintance. From your posts I see that you'll go farther than an arrow. Consider me your older sister or friend. Or just consider me some freak.. whatever. ;)

Ah, the pleasure is mine, madame. Besides, I have a theory all intelligent people are freaks in one way another, I mean Einstien, look at that hair!
Lunatic Goofballs
04-02-2006, 06:01
Ah, the pleasure is mine, madame. Besides, I have a theory all intelligent people are freaks in one way another, I mean Einstien, look at that hair!
http://www.gunsanddope.com/einstein-tongue.jpg
Dinaverg
04-02-2006, 06:05
http://www.gunsanddope.com/einstein-tongue.jpg

Exactly! My geuss is the increased capacity for rationality comes at the sacrifice of some part of the brain involved in normal function in society, but we don't want to offend smart people, so we call them eccentric (which is basically what you call a weird person with a lot of power, money, brains or fame)
Lunatic Goofballs
04-02-2006, 06:06
Exactly! My geuss is the increased capacity for rationality comes at the sacrifice of some part of the brain involved in normal function in society, but we don't want to offend smart people, so we call them eccentric (which is basically what you call a weird person with a lot of power, money or brains)

Then what do you call a weird person with none of those things?

I ask merely for information. *shifts uncomfortably*
Jewish Media Control
04-02-2006, 06:09
http://www.gunsanddope.com/einstein-tongue.jpg

DAMN IT !!! *you beat me to it, Goofball*

*How Goofy*
Jewish Media Control
04-02-2006, 06:10
Ah, the pleasure is mine, madame. Besides, I have a theory all intelligent people are freaks in one way another, I mean Einstien, look at that hair!

Some girl's gonna rock your world some day, just based on your brains alone. Count on it. *Who will contradict me?*
Fetus Murder
04-02-2006, 06:11
i want tickets for an arctic cruise, or to stay in downtown vancouver for a week. just a few thousand dollars out of our price range...

multiple orgasms? like at once or in a really short amount of time of eachother and retaining the same pleasure-factor?
Dinaverg
04-02-2006, 06:12
Then what do you call a weird person with none of those things?

I ask merely for information. *shifts uncomfortably*

Umm....weird....but, if they do something with that weirdness and get famous, they'll be called eccentric. Yes, I should add that to the list, Fame.
Dinaverg
04-02-2006, 06:15
Some girl's gonna rock your world some day, just based on your brains alone. Count on it. *Who will contradict me?*

Boy I hope so, in fact, since I just got the idea and can't think why I shouldn't yet, I'm gonna go look up so fancy french greetings to make use of and maybe some self-confidence, you can find anything on the internet.
Jewish Media Control
04-02-2006, 06:16
My own personally designed funhouse. *nod*

I'll support that mission because it rocks.
Dinaverg
04-02-2006, 06:17
I'll support that mission because it rocks.

Depends, we get invited?
Lunatic Goofballs
04-02-2006, 06:18
Umm....weird....but, if they do something with that weirdness and get famous, they'll be called eccentric. Yes, I should add that to the list, Fame.

Not necessarily. Sometimes, they're just kooks. For instance, if was in an airplane flying over poulated areas with my butt hanging out the door and trying to defecate on people below, I think I'd become pretty well known. But I'd certainly be a kook. At least, that's what my wife tells me.
Lunatic Goofballs
04-02-2006, 06:19
Depends, we get invited?

You'll have to sign liability waivers. *nod*
Ham-o
04-02-2006, 06:19
A better guitar, amp and associated accessories. A drum kit would be fun too.
same. except, i want all accessories/amps for an entire band (a band being two geetars, a bass, a vocalist, and a drummer)
Jewish Media Control
04-02-2006, 06:20
Boy I hope so, in fact, since I just got the idea and can't think why I shouldn't yet, I'm gonna go look up so fancy french greetings to make use of and maybe some self-confidence, you can find anything on the internet.

You can also find genuine good wishes on the internet. French.. don't bother. Be your brainy self.. hell.. I'm 28 and I found you worth talking to for what.. many, many posts. Self-confidence will come, Grasshopper. Trust in yourself. And forget the internet. We're not the internet. We're NationStates. *there's a difference* (what is the difference? damn) :D
Dinaverg
04-02-2006, 06:21
Not necessarily. Sometimes, they're just kooks. For instance, if was in an airplane flying over poulated areas with my butt hanging out the door and trying to defecate on people below, I think I'd become pretty well known. But I'd certainly be a kook. At least, that's what my wife tells me.

Well, you'd be more infamous than famous.
Dinaverg
04-02-2006, 06:23
You can also find genuine good wishes on the internet. French.. don't bother. Be your brainy self.. hell.. I'm 28 and I found you worth talking to for what.. many, many posts. Self-confidence will come, Grasshopper. Trust in yourself. And forget the internet. We're not the internet. We're NationStates. *there's a difference* (what is the difference? damn) :D

Eh, perhaps, but having something weird and pre-planned to say would calm me down a bit, and yay for elitism! We may not not have trolls and idiots, but we know how to weed 'em out better than the rest!
Dinaverg
04-02-2006, 06:24
You'll have to sign liability waivers. *nod*

Works for me! Let's go get ourselves some archetectural talent!
Jewish Media Control
04-02-2006, 06:24
You'll have to sign liability waivers. *nod*

*F-ck that!* I want one of those little plastic ball pits that's like.. as big as an olympic swimming pool. THEN I'll sign.. *and only then*
Dinaverg
04-02-2006, 06:26
*F-ck that!* I want one of those little plastic ball pits that's like.. as big as an olympic swimming pool. THEN I'll sign.. *and only then*

Well, we'll be owed something for helping get the place built yes?
Jewish Media Control
04-02-2006, 06:27
Eh, perhaps, but having something weird and pre-planned to say would calm me down a bit, and yay for elitism! We may not not have trolls and idiots, but we know how to weed 'em out better than the rest!

Pre-planned. *whew* Have you had a girlfriend yet? Well, anyway, smoke some crack and you'll be fine. *Bad advice, definitely don't take it.. I'm being a drunken fool*
Lunatic Goofballs
04-02-2006, 06:33
*F-ck that!* I want one of those little plastic ball pits that's like.. as big as an olympic swimming pool. THEN I'll sign.. *and only then*

How can I NOT have a plastic ball pit?

No, the liability waivers are merely to protect myself from lawsuits due to any clothing ruined by the pie launchers or the trap door chute leading to the vat of chocolate pudding. Also the occasional bumps and bruises associated with rapidly spinning rooms, random electrical shocks and/or human catapulting devices.

There will, of course, be showers on site and a medic on duty. *nod*
Dinaverg
04-02-2006, 06:33
Pre-planned. *whew* Have you had a girlfriend yet? Well, anyway, smoke some crack and you'll be fine. *Bad advice, definitely don't take it.. I'm being a drunken fool*

Well....no >_>....I just need a good solid pick-ax with which to break the ice....although the ice is probably entirely constructed by my mind and doesn't need breaking....
Dinaverg
04-02-2006, 06:34
How can I NOT have a plastic ball pit?

No, the liability waivers are merely to protect myself from lawsuits due to any clothing ruined by the pie launchers or the trap door chute leading to the vat of chocolate pudding. Also the occasional bumps and bruises associated with rapidly spinning rooms, random electrical shocks and/or human catapulting devices.

There will, of course, be showers on site and a medic on duty. *nod*


WOOHOOO! http://67.18.37.17/2107/60/emo/Party.gif
Jewish Media Control
04-02-2006, 06:37
Well....no >_>....I just need a good solid pick-ax with which to break the ice....although the ice is probably entirely constructed by my mind and doesn't need breaking....

The ice is your mind. No doubt about it. If you're yourself, like you can be on NationStates, .. well, I find you more intelligent and awesome than most guys my age. *sigh* ;)
Jewish Media Control
04-02-2006, 06:39
How can I NOT have a plastic ball pit?

No, the liability waivers are merely to protect myself from lawsuits due to any clothing ruined by the pie launchers or the trap door chute leading to the vat of chocolate pudding. Also the occasional bumps and bruises associated with rapidly spinning rooms, random electrical shocks and/or human catapulting devices. There will, of course, be showers on site and a medic on duty. *nod*

Are you really a girl?

PLASTIC BALL PIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Yayyyyyy!!!!* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Dinaverg
04-02-2006, 06:41
The ice is your mind. No doubt about it. If you're yourself, like you can be on NationStates, .. well, I find you more intelligent and awesome than most guys my age. *sigh* ;)

All right! just envision everything she says in a text box ~_~
Jewish Media Control
04-02-2006, 06:44
All right! just envision everything she says in a text box ~_~

HEYYY, guess what. I fucked-up this thread. It's way scrolly now. THAT IS A GLITCH IN THIS PROGRAM!!!!!!! :sniper:
Dinaverg
04-02-2006, 06:47
HEYYY, guess what. I fucked-up this thread. It's way scrolly now. THAT IS A GLITCH IN THIS PROGRAM!!!!!!! :sniper:

Yeah...you sorta did....http://67.18.37.17/2107/60/emo/party-smiley.gif

anyways, I'm offf! Much gratitude to you, my friend.
We begin planning on the fun house tommorow! (or later today, as far as this time zone goes)
Jewish Media Control
04-02-2006, 06:53
Yeah...you sorta did....http://67.18.37.17/2107/60/emo/party-smiley.gif

anyways, I'm offf! Much gratitude to you, my friend.
We begin planning on the fun house tommorow! (or later today, as far as this time zone goes)

Tomorrow is another day. Enjoy life, aey. There's just one. See you.
Posi
04-02-2006, 07:05
Works for me! Let's go get ourselves some archetectural talent!
O, O, O ! Pick me! I plan on becoming an engineer of some type.
Jewish Media Control
04-02-2006, 07:07
O, O, O ! Pick me! I plan on becoming an engineer of some type.

*You're head architect of the Plastic Ball Pool* :D
Posi
04-02-2006, 07:12
*You're head architect of the Plastic Ball Pool* :D
All right! Now to pirate some CAD Software and write it off as a buisness expence!
Tibetia
04-02-2006, 07:15
Seriously, I wish for serenity. Nothing else matters to me right now.
Pantygraigwen
04-02-2006, 07:23
What are some things you wish you had? A monkey? A sex-slave? A car? The charges dropped?

I want 1 billion Francs.

I'd quite like some company, preferrably female and unclothed and luscious, but if not, male and clothed and intelligent and funny now.
Jewish Media Control
04-02-2006, 07:25
All right! Now to pirate some CAD Software and write it off as a buisness expence!

CAD?? *wheww* .. it's gonna be a lonnnng night.
Posi
04-02-2006, 07:30
CAD?? *wheww* .. it's gonna be a lonnnng night.
Anything for a Plastic Ball Pool.
Jewish Media Control
04-02-2006, 07:33
Anything for a Plastic Ball Pool.

How 'bout DOS. Wait, BASIC. Wait.... it has to be an OLYMPIC POOL. Find the dimensions. Work it out. You're the aspiring engineer. I assume you've got the math.
Xadelaide
04-02-2006, 08:27
I want to be a hell of a lot better at playing the trumpet, I want to be less fat and I want a time machine so I could go back in time and meet George Orwell. :eek: That would be sooooooooooooooo *****in'. (Of course, there would have to be a way to get back to this current century. I don't want to hang around in post-war Britain, what with all the smoking (yuck) and wars to come. (E.G Korea, Vietnam, Falklands). Not to mention Margaret Thatcher. :mad: )
Pantygraigwen
04-02-2006, 08:31
I want to be a hell of a lot better at playing the trumpet, I want to be less fat and I want a time machine so I could go back in time and meet George Orwell. :eek: That would be sooooooooooooooo *****in'. (Of course, there would have to be a way to get back to this current century. I don't want to hang around in post-war Britain, what with all the smoking (yuck) and wars to come. (E.G Korea, Vietnam, Falklands). Not to mention Margaret Thatcher. :mad: )

I dunno, i get the impression that Orwell, fantastic writer that he was, was a bit of a cock in the flesh.
Lacadaemon
04-02-2006, 08:41
I dunno, i get the impression that Orwell, fantastic writer that he was, was a bit of a cock in the flesh.

True that. Some spaniard shot him in the throat for it.
Pantygraigwen
04-02-2006, 08:43
True that. Some spaniard shot him in the throat for it.

You sure it wasn't advance punishment for providing John Major with his "old maids cycling home from communion" rhetoric?
Lacadaemon
04-02-2006, 08:49
You sure it wasn't advance punishment for providing John Major with his "old maids cycling home from communion" rhetoric?

Nah. I'm pretty sure it was because he wouldn't share his cigarettes.
Pantygraigwen
04-02-2006, 08:51
Nah. I'm pretty sure it was because he wouldn't share his cigarettes.

fair enough. writing some of the most lucid, intelligent prose in the modern english language is one thing. crafting searing indictments of totalitarian systems of government is another. these are both worthy achievements.

but if a man don't share his tabs, he's scum.

;)
The Peoples Scotland
04-02-2006, 08:57
A pony.


CLICK IT TO SEE IF IT CAME TRUE;
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Pantygraigwen
04-02-2006, 09:09
CLICK IT TO SEE IF IT CAME TRUE;
http://img140.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ngbbs43c59482709938na.jpg

Your little pony?
Cameroi
04-02-2006, 10:32
200 densly wooded acres of old growth forrest (including mineral, air AND surface rights), a desktop cnc mill, a rapid prototyping periferal, elvish cloak, staff of themnax, belt of xendu, sufficient off grid power, singleship, gravsled, masterbot, spyeyes, magicly never empty refrigerator, the recognition of every creature as being a friendly member of their own species, unlimited supply of whatever other raw materials might be required, free broadband internet connection directly via geostationary satalite, latest itterations of autocad, 3dsmax, the plug ins cloth reys, dirty reys and bones pro for max, and of course not being hated or wished harm by anyone for any reason, immortality, no stress or hurry to interfere with being able to be totaly relaxed and creative with all that, the honestly earned good will of nontangable forces and beings as well as tangable ones.

i think that pretty much covers it. anything i've left out i could probably make myself between eternity, unlimited supplies and the items mentioned.

=^^=
.../\...
Harlesburg
04-02-2006, 10:36
1 Squadron of pitifres one of Me 109's, 1 of Zero's and 1 of Mustangs to fight to the death to see who is the best.

My own Personel Army.
Kishijoten
04-02-2006, 10:49
What are some things you wish you had? A monkey? A sex-slave? A car? The charges dropped?

I want 1 billion Francs.



A loaded .45 Magnum and diplomatic immunity.:mad:
Callisdrun
04-02-2006, 11:02
I wish I had tact.
Dinaverg
04-02-2006, 21:08
200 densly wooded acres of old growth forrest (including mineral, air AND surface rights), a desktop cnc mill, a rapid prototyping periferal, elvish cloak, staff of themnax, belt of xendu, sufficient off grid power, singleship, gravsled, masterbot, spyeyes, magicly never empty refrigerator, the recognition of every creature as being a friendly member of their own species, unlimited supply of whatever other raw materials might be required, free broadband internet connection directly via geostationary satalite, latest itterations of autocad, 3dsmax, the plug ins cloth reys, dirty reys and bones pro for max, and of course not being hated or wished harm by anyone for any reason, immortality, no stress or hurry to interfere with being able to be totaly relaxed and creative with all that, the honestly earned good will of nontangable forces and beings as well as tangable ones.

i think that pretty much covers it. anything i've left out i could probably make myself between eternity, unlimited supplies and the items mentioned.

=^^=
.../\...

I say we get lumber from the forrest.
Great Scotia
04-02-2006, 22:44
I want to be able to communicate with and control insects. That would kick all the ass there is.

INSECT KING!!!