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A question

The Combine of Xen
02-02-2006, 23:21
Ive asked alot of people this question yet none seems to know about it in my school. So i know all you people at Nation states are really smart. So here it is:


What the hell is this cult The Illuminati? I've looked it up and a;llI get are these conspricy sites that explain nothing.


Please help me. I must know!
New Rafnaland
02-02-2006, 23:22
The Illuminati were a group of 16th Century heretics who were wiped out by the Spanish Inquisition.
Nekone
02-02-2006, 23:22
Ive asked alot of people this question yet none seems to know about it in my school. So i know all you people at Nation states are really smart. So here it is:


What the hell is this cult The Illuminati? I've looked it up and a;llI get are these conspricy sites that explain nothing.


Please help me. I must know!
:eek:
*Runs and hides*
Cabra West
02-02-2006, 23:23
Ive asked alot of people this question yet none seems to know about it in my school. So i know all you people at Nation states are really smart. So here it is:


What the hell is this cult The Illuminati? I've looked it up and a;llI get are these conspricy sites that explain nothing.


Please help me. I must know!

That's the whole point of secret societies and conspiracy theories. You won't find much definite information on any of them, and the bits and pieces you do find contradict each other.
Try and see if you can find a forum on freemasonry, people there might be able to provide detailed albeit contradictory explanations. ;)
Drunk commies deleted
02-02-2006, 23:24
There is no such thing as the Illuminati. BTW, we've got your IP address.

*fades eerily into the shadows*
The Combine of Xen
02-02-2006, 23:24
The Illuminati were a group of 16th Century heretics who were wiped out by the Spanish Inquisition.

There still around today though. I meamn I found there website.
Drunk commies deleted
02-02-2006, 23:24
http://carpenoctem.tv/cons/bavarian.html
The Combine of Xen
02-02-2006, 23:26
http://carpenoctem.tv/cons/bavarian.html

no not that one. This one:


http://www.illuminati-news.com/
Lionstone
02-02-2006, 23:26
They are a secret cult that a band called Gamma Ray made a really amazing concept album (No World Order) with them as a theme.


Also, just use google for lots of paranoid conspiracy theories.
Kzord
02-02-2006, 23:26
There was a group a few centuries ago - bavarian illuminati, but usually people mean a supposed group of people who currently rule the world in secret. Except that everyone's heard of them.
Jewish Media Control
02-02-2006, 23:28
What the hell is this cult The Illuminati?

Simply put, 23
Drunk commies deleted
02-02-2006, 23:30
Simply put, 23
Shhh! You're not supposed to tell. You zionist media control folks are just too chatty to be trusted. Damn, when one secret society can't trust another it's a pretty sad world.
Brians Room
02-02-2006, 23:31
no not that one. This one:


http://www.illuminati-news.com/

They don't actually exist. Historically, they were a group of 'free-thinkers' that got wiped out by the Inquisition, like New Rafnaland said.

That's not their website. That's the website of another tin-foil-hat wearing nutjob who thinks they exist.

In the mixed up world of conspiracy wackos, the Freemasons, the Illuminati, the Trilateral Commission, the Council on Foreign Relations, Skull and Bones, and various segments of the alien community are secretly running the entire planet. At the top is the illusive Bilderberg crew, who run the people who are running the planet. I'm sure at the top of the Bilderberg crew is one giant cyborg mutant bird who is desperately dumping greenhouse gases into the atmosphere so it can feel more comfy.

So, yeah.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
02-02-2006, 23:31
Simply put, 23
I'm surprised that didn't come up earlier. :D
Cantelmium
02-02-2006, 23:33
Ive asked alot of people this question yet none seems to know about it in my school. So i know all you people at Nation states are really smart. So here it is:


What the hell is this cult The Illuminati? I've looked it up and a;llI get are these conspricy sites that explain nothing.


Please help me. I must know!

Look at the way you worded the question; and you still don't know?


It's simple...


We are.
Ifreann
02-02-2006, 23:33
We are the illuminati.
You will be assimilated.
Resistance is futile.
Pure Metal
02-02-2006, 23:34
*runs into thread... screams WE ARE HELIOS!!... and runs back out again*
Terror Incognitia
02-02-2006, 23:37
What's that? Someone been playing too much Deus Ex?
The Combine of Xen
02-02-2006, 23:41
What's that? Someone been playing too much Deus Ex?


Try area 51. i was looking for a guy in the game called Mr.White and put in the illmunti name since he was the leader but found out it was a real group.
New Rafnaland
02-02-2006, 23:42
The Zionist Conspiracy will pwn j00 n00bs!

Them and the Knights Templar.
Ifreann
02-02-2006, 23:47
What's that? Someone been playing too much Deus Ex?

Or not enough
Terror Incognitia
02-02-2006, 23:52
Free choice. That's the only thing you get to choose...we run _everything_ else....
mwoohahahaha!
Fleckenstein
03-02-2006, 00:09
What's that? Someone been playing too much Deus Ex?

the illuminati were started by adam weishaupt to make gov'ts better for the individual man. its members can be counted in the families of
*PHUFFF*(tranq dart)
*THUD*
sleepy time. . . 1723. . . no i dont want to give bacon to grandma in the bathtub
*dragging noises*
New Stalinberg
03-02-2006, 00:54
Read Angels and Demons. it's by who wrote Davinci code.