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Seriously what is it with all the crap that is being put out today? All the money going towards shit movies like deuce biggalo 2: electric bugaloo could go towards i dunno let's say katrina victims. well thank god we got the razzie awards. awards that go to actors/actresses to give them a hint to give it a rest for a minute.

here are the razzie awards for 2006

And the Nominees Are:

Worst Picture
"Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo"
"Dirty Love"
"The Dukes of Hazzard"
"House of Wax"
"Son of the Mask"

Worst Actor
Tom Cruise - "War of the Worlds"
Will Ferrell - "Bewitched" and "Kicking & Screaming"
Jamie Kennedy - "Son of the Mask"
The Rock - "Doom"
Rob Schneider - "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo"

Worst Actress
Jessica Alba - "Fantastic Four" and "Into the Blue"
Hilary Duff - "Cheaper by the Dozen 2" and "The Perfect Man"
Jennifer Lopez - "Monster-In-Law"
Jenny McCarthy - "Dirty Love"
Tara Reid - "Alone in the Dark"

Worst Supporting Actor
Hayden Christensen - "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"
Alan Cumming - "Son of the Mask"
Bob Hoskins - "Son of the Mask"
Eugene Levy - "Cheaper by the Dozen 2" and "The Man"
Burt Reynolds - "The Dukes of Hazzard" and "The Longest Yard"

Worst Supporting Actress
Carmen Electra - "Dirty Love"
Paris Hilton - "House of Wax"
Katie Holmes - "Batman Begins"
Ashlee Simpson - "Undiscovered"
Jessica Simpson - "The Dukes of Hazzard"

Worst Screen Couple
Will Ferrell and Nicole Kidman - "Bewitched"
Jamie Kennedy and Anybody - "Son of the Mask"
Jenny McCarthy and Anyone - "Dirty Love"
Rob Schneider and His Diapers - "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo"
Jessica Simpson and Her Daisy Dukes - "The Dukes of Hazzard"

Worst Remake or Sequel
"Bewitched"
"Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo"
"The Dukes of Hazzard"
"House of Wax"
"Son of the Mask"

Worst Director
John Asher - "Dirty Love"
Ewe Boll - "Alone in the Dark"
Jay Chandrasekhar - "The Dukes of Hazzard"
Nora Ephron - "Bewitched"
Lawrence Gutterman - "Son of the Mask"

Worst Screenplay
"Bewitched" - Nora Ephron, Delia Ephron and Adam McKay
"Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo" - Rob Schneider, David Garrett and Jason Ward
"Dirty Love" - Jenny McCarthy
"The Dukes of Hazzard" - John O'Brien
"Son of the Mask" - Lance Khazei

theres a bunch of other films i would have liked to see on this list that didnt make it, but i'd go all night just ranting about them. i hope deuce bigalow and the 10 minutes i saw of it sweeps every category. people of NationStates, I cannot be alone in this.

Ewe Boll - "Alone in the Dark"
He should get a Lifetime Achievment Award... :mad:

He should get a Lifetime Achievment Award... :mad:


yeah for biggest suckass.

and to make things better he's making big screen versions of Far Cry, Dungeon Siege, (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460780/) and Fear Effect.

why must Uwe Boll shit on video games by making them into terrible films?

For every good video game, there is a dummas shitting on it... :D

For every good video game, there is a dummas shitting on it... :D


that is so true


remember the street fighter and double dragon movies. i dont think even uwe boll could out-shit those films

I believe that three words can pretty much save the movie and video game industry...



NO MORE SEQUELS




EDIT: Unless you're going to make a legitimate effort to actually make another good game/movie, which is not only more of the same, but even more goodness.


To clarify on the above statement...

IF YOU'RE GOING TO JUST MILK A FRANCHISE FOR AS MUCH MONEY AS YOU CAN WITHOUT MAKING ANY EFFORT TO CONTRIBUTE A NEW, OR AT LEAST ENJOYABLE PRODUCT, I WILL PERSONALLY MURDER YOUR FIRSTBORN AND BURN YOUR VILLAGE.

yeah for biggest suckass.

and to make things better he's making big screen versions of Far Cry, Dungeon Siege, (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460780/) and Fear Effect.

why must Uwe Boll shit on video games by making them into terrible films?

Ever seen the producers? Thats honest to god what he does, under some vague technicality of like German law or something (or so I hear)

Anyway the penultimate worst movie ever, in the history of sucking (Drom Roll Please)

Robot Monster (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046248/)!

check this trivia from the Internet Movie Data Base (and ont he back of a recent re-release)

When this film came out, it was so universally scorned and derided by reviewers that director Phil Tucker found it impossible to get any further work in the film business at all. Depressed and dejected, and believing that his acrimonious relationship with the film's producers resulted in their blackballing him in the industry, he attempted suicide by shooting himself. He missed

I believe that three words can pretty much save the movie and video game industry...



NO MORE SEQUELS
Uh, no. Resident Evil 4 kicks so much ass.

Uh, no. Resident Evil 4 kicks so much ass.


Well, ok, I'll edit the post with some changes.

I wish I knew where Uwe Boll lived...:sniper:

I wish I knew where Uwe Boll lived...:sniper:


hes probably under some kind of witness protection program to keep him from being killed. he uses all the squandered money from the people who actually saw his films to do so.

I'd like to step in and say: Planet of the Apes 2000 was a pile of crap and an insult to the original.


Also, there are plenty of good video game sequels. Movies: I will agree that sequels should just never happen.

I'd like to step in and say: Planet of the Apes 2000 was a pile of crap and an insult to the original.


Definitely. One of the worst films I've ever bought without seeing first. I can't believe Tim Burton would take part in such a travesty, the paycheck must've been hefty.Worst film I bought without seeing first by far was Jurassic Park 3 (I want my 4.99 back)



Also, there are plenty of good video game sequels. Movies: I will agree that sequels should just never happen.

Great examples of that are mummy returns, cannonball run 2, deuce bigalow 2, etc.

yeah for biggest suckass.

and to make things better he's making big screen versions of Far Cry, Dungeon Siege, (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460780/) and Fear Effect.

why must Uwe Boll shit on video games by making them into terrible films?

Because in Germany, failed movies are a tax writeoff in the tradition of The Producers. I just want Uwe Toilet Boll dead because he's pissing on all sorts of cool games for his money-making schlock scheme.

"Kung Pow" was oddly missing from that "Worst movie ever" list... I suggest you edit that.

"Kung Pow" was oddly missing from that "Worst movie ever" list... I suggest you edit that.
It's the 2005 awards, Kung Pow was in 2002.

Yay for me, I've seen less of these movies than I have of the actual Oscar movies.

I dont consider The Mummy Returns to be a travesty...
Not good, but not as bad as some sequals.

I am thankful that I saw none of the "movies" on that list. Or am I just smart? :D

I am thankful that I saw none of the "movies" on that list. Or am I just smart? :D
I managed to avoid all of them as well.


EDIT: Actually I saw three:
Batman Begins - I liked it
War of the Worlds- Alrite
Starwars 3- meh.. I m not a Starwars fan so I didnt mind that it was ruined as much as some people. Still not a big fan.

I managed to avoid all of them as well.


EDIT: Actually I saw three:
Batman Begins - I liked it
War of the Worlds- Alrite
Starwars 3- meh.. I m not a Starwars fan so I didnt mind that it was ruined as much as some people. Still not a big fan.Katie Holmes did not belong on that list. She may have been somewhat of a weak link in that film, but nobody was turdy, not Jenny McCarthy turdy anyway.

I am thankful that I saw none of the "movies" on that list. Or am I just smart? :D
I saw War of the Worlds and Fantastic Four...I feel like I have an excuse for that, but it probably wouldn't fly...I didn't hate War of the Worlds...Fantastic Four however...

I saw War of the Worlds and Fantastic Four...I feel like I have an excuse for that, but it probably wouldn't fly...I didn't hate War of the Worlds...Fantastic Four however...
Well, I could gloat about my superior taste, but the reason I didn't see them was probably due more to the fact that I was moving cross-country last summer and had neither the cash nor the inclination to see something that would probably piss me off. Star Wars, however, I deliberately skipped. I could tell that was going to be a pantload from the trailers.

Katie Holmes did not belong on that list. She may have been somewhat of a weak link in that film, but nobody was turdy, not Jenny McCarthy turdy anyway.
Oh man, forgot about Batman Begins and Star Wars III. Which, clenching "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"'s aside, I didn't mind. And I liked Batman Begins, I think it actually is my favorite Batman movie, probably top 3 superhero movie. I'd have to think about that a little...

Katie Holmes, despite a 'thing' that is largely because she looks a lot like my first girlfriend, really did face plant in that role. It wasn't a particularly well written role, but she did it no favors. I'm sure they could have found some worse actresses this year, but her performance stood out because everyone else was doing a pretty good job around her.

Well, I could gloat about my superior taste, but the reason I didn't see them was probably due more to the fact that I was moving cross-country last summer and had neither the cash nor the inclination to see something that would probably piss me off. Star Wars, however, I deliberately skipped. I could tell that was going to be a pantload from the trailers.
I've been poor and pretentious, the little money of the movie money that I have had has gone mostly to the art houses in town. I've seen a lot of Roger Eberts top ten, though I don't agree with some of them. (You and Me and Everyone We Know felt like it crawled up its ass and died, a sort of self indulgent and self satisfied bit of art film).

Honestly if things had been going better for me I would have stepped in a lot of it. But then, when things are going well for me I don't have time to go to the movies, so...

I'm sure some of the nominations are justified, but it seems to me like most of the slections hinge around the same four or five movies, and the wide majority of them are very recent ones. Crappy movies aren't a recent phenomenon, and sometimes decent actors appear in otherwise bad movies: it seems to me like some people have been endicted on virtue of just working on certain pictures. Eugene Levy isn't generally a bad actor, and I can tell without even watching it that his part is in The Man likely tacked on, but that doesn't mean he deserves a "Worst Supporting Actor" nomination when countless people before him have been botching supporting roles with some regularity for the last sixty some-odd years.

I'm sure some of the nominations are justified, but it seems to me like most of the slections hinge around the same four or five movies, and the wide majority of them are very recent ones. Crappy movies aren't a recent phenomenon, and sometimes decent actors appear in otherwise bad movies: it seems to me like some people have been endicted on virtue of just working on certain pictures. Eugene Levy isn't generally a bad actor, and I can tell without even watching it that his part is in The Man likely tacked on, but that doesn't mean he deserves a "Worst Supporting Actor" nomination when countless people before him have been botching supporting roles with some regularity for the last sixty some-odd years.
In this list's case, the reason they are recent is that they are the 2005 Rassie awards, so only movies from 2005 are eligable, just like the Oscars are only for the movies in that year. But you're point does stand to a lot of 'worst' and even 'best' lists that people make that are supposed to span 'all time.'

Ah, I missed the bit about it only being for '05.

Ah, I missed the bit about it only being for '05.
You had a good point that needed to be said, it just didn't neccisarily apply to the Razzies. The phenom that you where talking about happens everytime a 'worst or best ever' listing thread happens.

How can Hayden be a supporting actor in Star Wars III? Isn't Anakin like one of the two stars in that movie together with Obi-Wan?

Didn't see that Katie Homes was in Batman Begins when I saw it, so she can't have been that bad...

Coupla things.

Sounds like youre being particular with your categories, and the nominees.
Therefore, as noted above, Hayden is not a supporting actor, but indeed, had a starring role.

Also, "Bewitched", and "Dukes of Hazaard" of not remakes, as they were never movies.
Both of them were television shows.

"King Kong" for instance, IS a remake, as there was an original "King Kong" movie.

WHat about The Skeleton Key?
Now that movie REALLY SUCKS!!!

Well these smack a bit too contemporary for my tastes.
I'm just gonna prop
Pootie Tang

and

Mulholland Drive (or Falls, i can't really remember which - the one with Nolte)

as the two movies i remember the most for being so bad i couldn't get through much more than about 15 minutes of before i was cursing my CRT for the wasted breath and synapse that i'll never get back.

Well these smack a bit too contemporary for my tastes.

Dammit...it's the 2005 Rassies, not a list of all time bad movies, just the awards for bad movies this (past) year...No one reads what I post...

That Bitch Mila Javovobitch Ruined My Favorite Game Movie Resident Evil... I Had Big Hopes For This Movie And In The End She Ruined It. Another Is The Piece Of Crap Underworld. Any So Called Horror Movie That Is Out Sucks.. American Movies In General Suck Now. Taken A Real Plunge. Its All Remakes Or They Steal Ideas From Other Countrys. Japan, Hk,korea,france All Have Great Movies. Im Done With American Cinema.

That Bitch Mila Javovobitch Ruined My Favorite Game Movie Resident Evil... I Had Big Hopes For This Movie And In The End She Ruined It. Another Is The Piece Of Crap Underworld. Any So Called Horror Movie That Is Out Sucks.. American Movies In General Suck Now. Taken A Real Plunge. Its All Remakes Or They Steal Ideas From Other Countrys. Japan, Hk,korea,france All Have Great Movies. Im Done With American Cinema.

I want to stab you in the eye with a hot french fry, for every un-necessary capital letter in your post.

Quote from Mad Magazine parody of "Scream 2"

Teacher: Today we're going to study sequels. As you all know, all sequels suck.
Student: Godfather 2 didn't suck! Terminator 2 didn't suck!
Another student: What about the sequel we're in now?
Student: I repeat: Godfather 2 didn't suck, Terminator 2 didn't suck.

With the addition of Aliens, Indiana Jones and Toy Story 2, I think that sums it up pretty nice.

Quote from Mad Magazine parody of "Scream 2"

Teacher: Today we're going to study sequels. As you all know, all sequels suck.
Student: Godfather 2 didn't suck! Terminator 2 didn't suck!
Another student: What about the sequel we're in now?
Student: I repeat: Godfather 2 didn't suck, Terminator 2 didn't suck.

With the addition of Aliens, Indiana Jones and Toy Story 2, I think that sums it up pretty nice.

X-Men 2.

Friday the 13th 2.

The Empire Strikes Back.

The Two Towers.

The Prophecy 2.

Nightmare on Elm Street 2.

Theres actually quite a list.

Dammit...it's the 2005 Rassies, not a list of all time bad movies, just the awards for bad movies this (past) year...No one reads what I post...
Well, i'll qualify. I rarely see anything of late that i can give two turds about.
Further, i'm particularly not surprised by the list.
As little help as i am at times, i felt that was probably the best i could contribute. *nods*

Starship Troopers 2. [shudder]

I'll have to agree with Zorpbuggery. NO FILM IS WORSE THAN THAT ABOMINATION.

Ever seen the producers? Thats honest to god what he does, under some vague technicality of like German law or something (or so I hear)

Anyway the penultimate worst movie ever, in the history of sucking (Drom Roll Please)

Robot Monster (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046248/)!

check this trivia from the Internet Movie Data Base (and ont he back of a recent re-release)

When this film came out, it was so universally scorned and derided by reviewers that director Phil Tucker found it impossible to get any further work in the film business at all. Depressed and dejected, and believing that his acrimonious relationship with the film's producers resulted in their blackballing him in the industry, he attempted suicide by shooting himself. He missed


Can't be worse than either 'Orgy of The Dead', 'Monster a Go Go' or 'Violent Shit'.

Can't be worse than either 'Orgy of The Dead', 'Monster a Go Go' or 'Violent Shit'.


Ive said this many times....


NOTHING can be worse than "Orgy of the Dead"....and Im a "Cheese Enthusiast."

You forgot...

Killer Clowns from Outerspace

You forgot...

Killer Clowns from Outerspace


That movie is bad on purpose, and therefor, actually qute funny.

X-Men 2.

Friday the 13th 2.

The Empire Strikes Back.

The Two Towers.

The Prophecy 2.

Nightmare on Elm Street 2.

Theres actually quite a list.

I wouldn't really call The two towers an sequal, since The Lord of the rings was written as one big book, which then was divided into three books.

These aren't recent movies, but the worse movie ever made was "Showgirls" and the oddest movie ever made was "Birth".

Ever seen the producers? Thats honest to god what he does, under some vague technicality of like German law or something (or so I hear)

Anyway the penultimate worst movie ever, in the history of sucking (Drom Roll Please)

Robot Monster (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046248/)!

check this trivia from the Internet Movie Data Base (and ont he back of a recent re-release)

When this film came out, it was so universally scorned and derided by reviewers that director Phil Tucker found it impossible to get any further work in the film business at all. Depressed and dejected, and believing that his acrimonious relationship with the film's producers resulted in their blackballing him in the industry, he attempted suicide by shooting himself. He missed

Oh, come on! Robot Monster always makes me laugh, and that counts for something. It is not boring.

The dialogue is hilarious! and the Robot Monster himself must be seen to be believed! A gorilla suit with a space helmet!

This is one of the top unintentionally funny comedies of all time! Phil Tucker was a misunderstood genius!:fluffle:

These aren't recent movies, but the worse movie ever made was "Showgirls"

*nods*

Even the bizarre and not even slightly arousing swimming pool sex scene could save it.

Starship Troopers 2. [shudder]

that was about as bad as Jack Frost 2, and Species 2 and 3, night of the living dead sequels (the director of police academy did the 2nd one)
The Pink Panther movies (after the 3rd one) etc.


X-Men 2.

Friday the 13th 2.

The Empire Strikes Back.

The Two Towers.

The Prophecy 2.

Nightmare on Elm Street 2.

Theres actually quite a list.


Propechy was a great underrated series of films. Kind of like the Phantasm series. one of the best out there that no one watches (at least no one i know besides myself)

they were supposed to make a phantasm 5 the final in teh series with everyone returning from the previous films with one new member: Bruce Campbell.