Neo Kervoskia
02-02-2006, 00:33
The last lesson was uh..I can't remember. Possibly masochism or sex-ed. Something. Anyway, here's the latest installment of
(Note: This is regarding feminazis, not feminists. Feminists are okay.)
100 Dialogues in Good Parenting
63 Lessons Every Child Should Learn
Sally: Mom?
Mom: Yes, dear?
Sally: Why do some women act so mean?
Mom: Various reasons, periods, menopause, morning after pills, drunk, or they could just feminazi?
Sally: What the hell is that?
Mom: Somone who is very angry and wants to kill very man and creat a New World Order based on the Aryan race and short, crude haircuts.
Sally: Oh!
Mom: Here, let my fiedn Ilsa tell you.
Ilsa She-Wolf of the SS:
Feminazis, assemble!
Feminazis:
We're not your average girly
We're fired up and surly
We are armed with every instrument
We're prideful and triumphant
So you better watch out
When you hear us shout
Because if you so much as cough
We'll take a knife and cut it right off
We battle for liberation,
Equality and castration
We fight for every single woman
In this united nation
Wherever we go
The men will know
And hear what we have to say
The feminazis are marching your way!
We're vengeful and lesbian
Where ever we have been
We make the lowly dogs submit
Those chauvinistic men
We're burly and crass
If you give us sass
We're gonna kick your ass
We ain't your average, dainty, 'lil lass
We hear the sound of victory
, Our imprint on history
Our skills are not a mystery
They are from our natur'l birth
We will suceed
And will impeed
And we will finish the deed
The world'll become putty in our hands
Because...
WHERE EVER WE GO!
THE MEN WILL KNOW!
OUR VOICES WILL RISE
To the distant sky
Our banner will fly
Way up high
Never again
Will we be great sins
We can lift our chins
We can walk tall
We will never fall
We will never stall
We will have pride
We'll walk with stride
We'll rule the pikes
We will all be dykes
Because...
WHERE EVER WE GO
-brief violin solo-
THE MEN WILL KNOW
-brief violin solo-
AND HEAR WHAT WE HAVE TO SAAAAY!
The feminazis are marching your way!
(Note: This is regarding feminazis, not feminists. Feminists are okay.)
100 Dialogues in Good Parenting
63 Lessons Every Child Should Learn
Sally: Mom?
Mom: Yes, dear?
Sally: Why do some women act so mean?
Mom: Various reasons, periods, menopause, morning after pills, drunk, or they could just feminazi?
Sally: What the hell is that?
Mom: Somone who is very angry and wants to kill very man and creat a New World Order based on the Aryan race and short, crude haircuts.
Sally: Oh!
Mom: Here, let my fiedn Ilsa tell you.
Ilsa She-Wolf of the SS:
Feminazis, assemble!
Feminazis:
We're not your average girly
We're fired up and surly
We are armed with every instrument
We're prideful and triumphant
So you better watch out
When you hear us shout
Because if you so much as cough
We'll take a knife and cut it right off
We battle for liberation,
Equality and castration
We fight for every single woman
In this united nation
Wherever we go
The men will know
And hear what we have to say
The feminazis are marching your way!
We're vengeful and lesbian
Where ever we have been
We make the lowly dogs submit
Those chauvinistic men
We're burly and crass
If you give us sass
We're gonna kick your ass
We ain't your average, dainty, 'lil lass
We hear the sound of victory
, Our imprint on history
Our skills are not a mystery
They are from our natur'l birth
We will suceed
And will impeed
And we will finish the deed
The world'll become putty in our hands
Because...
WHERE EVER WE GO!
THE MEN WILL KNOW!
OUR VOICES WILL RISE
To the distant sky
Our banner will fly
Way up high
Never again
Will we be great sins
We can lift our chins
We can walk tall
We will never fall
We will never stall
We will have pride
We'll walk with stride
We'll rule the pikes
We will all be dykes
Because...
WHERE EVER WE GO
-brief violin solo-
THE MEN WILL KNOW
-brief violin solo-
AND HEAR WHAT WE HAVE TO SAAAAY!
The feminazis are marching your way!