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Some Islamic Eye Candy

The Genius Masterminds
01-02-2006, 23:25
I don't know about you, but I am convinced, as I am a Muslim myself.

http://quranicverse99.tripod.com/pathtoparadise/id2.html

http://archive.muslimuzbekistan.com/eng/ennews/special/miracles/miracl10062002.html

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Signs%20of%20Allah&sa=N&tab=wi

http://www.miraclesofislam.com/

http://images.google.com/images?q=Images%20of%20Allah%20Existence&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&tab=wi
Drunk commies deleted
01-02-2006, 23:28
I don't know about you, but I am convinced, as I am a Muslim myself.

http://quranicverse99.tripod.com/pathtoparadise/id2.html

http://archive.muslimuzbekistan.com/eng/ennews/special/miracles/miracl10062002.html

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Signs%20of%20Allah&sa=N&tab=wi

http://www.miraclesofislam.com/

http://images.google.com/images?q=Images%20of%20Allah%20Existence&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&tab=wi
Come on now, Catholics and other christians see Jesus' image and the virgin mary in trees and ice formations and all kind of things. It's just evidence that the human mind's pattern recognition software is faulty. It's not evidence that god exists, only evidence that if he does exist he's not very good at designing species capable of good critical thinking.
Guncorp
01-02-2006, 23:49
Well, that's not what I thought this thread was about... :D
Mirchaz
01-02-2006, 23:53
Well, that's not what I thought this thread was about... :D


you and me both... OP needs to look up the definition of eye candy.
Santa Barbara
01-02-2006, 23:55
Well, that's not what I thought this thread was about... :D

http://hammorabi.blogspot.com/siteimages/waffa%20Bint%20yaslim%20bin%20laden.jpg
Drunk commies deleted
01-02-2006, 23:56
Well, that's not what I thought this thread was about... :D
Were you looking for Ji-hotties?

http://vidangesdudiable.blogspirit.com/images/medium_burqua.jpg
Mirchaz
01-02-2006, 23:56
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/c/a/cai111/VMA/2nazi.jpg


i think this is the eye candy you want to see...
Yiddisherland
01-02-2006, 23:56
Come on now, Catholics and other christians see Jesus' image and the virgin mary in trees and ice formations and all kind of things. It's just evidence that the human mind's pattern recognition software is faulty. It's not evidence that god exists, only evidence that if he does exist he's not very good at designing species capable of good critical thinking.

You have a point here, we only see such things because qwe are looking for them in the first place. If we weren't looking for signs that God exists, like the virgin mary appearing in treebark or on a piece of toast, or the kinds of images in those links, we wouldnt ever think of them as such and thus we would not ever interpret them to be what they have been taken to mean.
Thriceaddict
01-02-2006, 23:56
That's better:D
Nodinia
02-02-2006, 00:02
I was expecting this...... (http://men.style.com/gq/features/landing?id=content_4071)
OceanDrive3
02-02-2006, 00:14
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/c/a/cai111/VMA/2nazi.jpg


i think this is the eye candy you want to see...nice..:fluffle: is that Osama niece?
Sumamba Buwhan
02-02-2006, 00:21
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/c/a/cai111/VMA/2nazi.jpg


i think this is the eye candy you want to see...

I just want to warn you to be careful. I was just banned for a week for posting pictures of scantily clad ladies. .
Guncorp
02-02-2006, 00:22
Were you looking for Ji-hotties?

http://vidangesdudiable.blogspirit.com/images/medium_burqua.jpg

zOMGWTFBBQROFLMFAO!
Drunk commies deleted
02-02-2006, 00:22
nice..:fluffle: is that Osama niece?
No, the girl in the picture is actually hot. Osama's neice looks to me like Osama with a shave and some hormone injections.
Kibolonia
02-02-2006, 00:25
No, the girl in the picture is actually hot. Osama's neice looks to me like Osama with a shave and some hormone injections.
You wouldn't hit it? Not even for the novelty?
[NS:::]Vegetarianistica
02-02-2006, 00:25
+1
Drunk commies deleted
02-02-2006, 00:27
You wouldn't hit it? Not even for the novelty?
Only if I could send the video to Al Qaeda in response to one of theirs. Oh, and I'll need a hot fluffer to get me ready.
Dervich
02-02-2006, 00:33
2 things...

I thought this thread would be full of Islamic Naked women(which it's not)
And those don't prove isht... just that your mind can apply signs and images to unrelated things.
I want NAKED ISLAMIC WOMEN!!!
Drunk commies deleted
02-02-2006, 00:35
2 things...

I thought this thread would be full of Islamic Naked women(which it's not)
And those don't prove isht... just that your mind can apply signs and images to unrelated things.
I want NAKED ISLAMIC WOMEN!!!
Why Islamic?
OceanDrive3
02-02-2006, 00:35
I want NAKED ISLAMIC WOMEN!!!YEAH...!!!

lets get some :fluffle:

Like my retarded Dear Leader once said "Bring it on!!" :D
Dervich
02-02-2006, 00:38
I don't know about you, but I am convinced, as I am a Muslim myself.

http://www.miraclesofislam.com/


taken from that link... about the hands and how your hands testify muhammad was real or whatever...
"here is ithe interesting part, if you were to add 81 and 18, it becomes 99, which is the number of ALLAH's beautiful names that appear in the Quaran"

WHO CARES!!! You could make up any little number like that. Lets see if I can... you have 5 fingers on each hand which equls ten. You have two reproductive organs(testicles or ovaries) so you minus those, which gives you 8. Everyone has a nose, so you minus that, which gives you 7. Jesus rose on the seventh day. HALLALUHA!!!! And if you don't have ovaries or testes, you aren't a true christian!!!

WOW! I did it too! Jesus really does exist. All this time @ church I doubted him... but thanks to a truly amazing math sequence, it PROVES he exists!!:rolleyes:
Dervich
02-02-2006, 00:40
Why Islamic?

maybe that's because what the thread was Implying... though I'd be just as happy with middle eastern or arabs... it's just that you don't normally see naked islamic women.
Guncorp
02-02-2006, 00:40
I want some naked islamic women!!!!!
Dervich
02-02-2006, 00:43
YEAH...!!!

lets get some :fluffle:

Like my retarded Dear Leader once said "Bring it on!!" :D

no doubt... Post some links already.
Neu Leonstein
02-02-2006, 00:46
I want some naked islamic women!!!!!
They are middle-eastern, not Islamic. At least not pious, practising ones.

I somehow don't think posing half-naked fits with the rules of modesty.

http://mediaguidetoislam.sfsu.edu/dailylife/01a_dress.htm
http://www.al-islam.org/encyclopedia/chapter7/2.html

But I'm happy to take any counterpoints on board.
OceanDrive3
02-02-2006, 00:46
I want some naked islamic women!!!!!*insert horny smily*
OceanDrive3
02-02-2006, 00:49
They are middle-eastern, not Islamic. At least not pious, practising ones.Damn you :mp5: :sniper: :mp5:

Allrigth.. I will setlle for Middle-eastern somwhat-Muslim ones.. :fluffle:
Dervich
02-02-2006, 00:53
They are middle-eastern, not Islamic. At least not pious, practising ones.

I somehow don't think posing half-naked fits with the rules of modesty.

http://mediaguidetoislam.sfsu.edu/dailylife/01a_dress.htm
http://www.al-islam.org/encyclopedia/chapter7/2.html

But I'm happy to take any counterpoints on board.

wtf are you talking about? what about middle easterners? I KNOW muslims have to dress modestly, hence why I want to see them naked.
Neu Leonstein
02-02-2006, 00:56
wtf are you talking about? what about middle easterners? I KNOW muslims have to dress modestly, hence why I want to see them naked.
Then marry one. :p

The point was that they kept calling these women "Islamic" when they aren't. Hell, they could be Hindu, or Christian for all we know. And there are rules in Islam that would have to be pretty generously interpreted for you to be allowed to pose half-naked for all the world to see.

But rest assured that I don't have a problem with women choosing to wear little clothing for the purposes of producing nice pictures at all...
Guncorp
02-02-2006, 00:57
I just wanna see some naked women!
OceanDrive3
02-02-2006, 01:08
Then marry one. :p

The point was that they kept calling these women "Islamic" when they aren't. Hell, they could be Hindu, or Christian for all we know..I know that..

I just wanna pretend they are.. :fluffle:
BTW my religion does not allow me to marry. :D
Sumamba Buwhan
02-02-2006, 01:10
I just wanna see some naked women!

I don't know if I'm allowed to link you to it (because of all the adult content you can find on it) but I'll do it anyway, try http://www.google.com
The Genius Masterminds
02-02-2006, 01:12
You guys are sick. I thought maybe this would spark an interesting debate but instead we have perverted son of a b*tches wanting to deprive women of their respect/dignity.

Go to hell all of you.
Keruvalia
02-02-2006, 01:14
I somehow don't think posing half-naked fits with the rules of modesty.


You, my friend, have not been introduced to the Arabic belly dance, then.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah!
Keruvalia
02-02-2006, 01:16
You guys are sick. I thought maybe this would spark an interesting debate but instead we have perverted son of a b*tches wanting to deprive women of their respect/dignity.

Yes, yes ... we all saw the bunny in the clouds.

Point of order: Muslims aren't supposed to be looking for Allah in the material. Allah does not manifest physically. To believe otherwise could be blasphemy.

Go to hell all of you.

That's not a very Muslim thing to say.
Drunk commies deleted
02-02-2006, 01:17
You guys are sick. I thought maybe this would spark an interesting debate but instead we have perverted son of a b*tches wanting to deprive women of their respect/dignity.

Go to hell all of you.
Blatant proselytizing rarely leads to interesting debate. It does, however, often lead to humor.
Neu Leonstein
02-02-2006, 01:17
You, my friend, have not been introduced to the Arabic belly dance, then.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah!
:D
Strangely enough...my mum teaches it. It's the very reason I've been around so many Arabs, Turks and so on for so many years.

Nonetheless, in the Middle East at least, it's something you do for your husband, not for strangers.
Keruvalia
02-02-2006, 01:18
:D
Nonetheless, in the Middle East at least, it's something you do for your husband, not for strangers.

Ahh true. 'Tis supposed to be a private thing.

Fortunately, I don't live in Arabia ... bring on the dancers! I'll marry them all! Allah Akbar! Woo!
The Genius Masterminds
02-02-2006, 01:19
Ofcourse Allah isn't supposed to be found in material signs, I never said He was to be.

And saying that profanity isn't allowed, if you read in Surah Baqarah of the Qu'ran Verse 224 " And make not Allah.s (name) an excuse in your oaths against doing good, or acting rightly, or making peace between persons; for Allah is One Who heareth and knoweth all things."

Protecting woman and ceasing adultery is one of My duties as a Muslim. Even though I didn't use Allah's name in saying that profound phrase, I did rethink it over and thought it was valid.
Keruvalia
02-02-2006, 01:21
Protecting woman and ceasing adultery is one of My duties as a Muslim.

I can assure you that women do not need your protection. Allah guides whom He wills and leads astray whom He wills. He did not make of you a caretaker for them.
The Genius Masterminds
02-02-2006, 01:21
Blatant proselytizing rarely leads to interesting debate. It does, however, often lead to humor.

I didn't want to convert, if I did, I would have stated "Convert" or something of that sort.

I just wanted to see your views, not see you guys constantly demand for something women might take offense to.
OceanDrive3
02-02-2006, 01:21
You guys are sick. I thought maybe this would spark an interesting debate but instead we have perverted son of a b*tches We are not sick.. we are Horny..

In a way We are probably healthier than you..

BTW.. maybe you are not familiar with the Western Culture...
In the West.. If you say "EyeCandy" it usually means very sexy pictures.. or extremely beautiful pics..

So maybe you picked the wrong title...
Apocryphia
02-02-2006, 01:25
Marrying one might not be an option . . .

http://www.newkerala.com/news.php?action=fullnews&id=88864

In any case she would be ostracized (at the very least) for marrying an infidel.
The Genius Masterminds
02-02-2006, 01:26
I can assure you that women do not need your protection. Allah guides whom He wills and leads astray whom He wills. He did not make of you a caretaker for them.

Surah Baqarah, Verse 190

Fight in the cause of Allah those who fight you, but do not transgress limits; for Allah loveth not transgressors.

Defending Believers is in Islam, as it says it in Surah Imran.
Drunk commies deleted
02-02-2006, 01:27
I didn't want to convert, if I did, I would have stated "Convert" or something of that sort.

I just wanted to see your views, not see you guys constantly demand for something women might take offense to.
Well, I gave mine.
Neu Leonstein
02-02-2006, 01:28
In any case she would be ostracized (at the very least) for marrying an infidel.
You really believe this crap, don't you? :rolleyes:
The Genius Masterminds
02-02-2006, 01:30
It isn't crap. I really don't see why you would disrespect something nearly 20% of the World follows. You wouldn't want someone to disrespect your beliefs, would you?
Keruvalia
02-02-2006, 01:32
Defending Believers is in Islam, as it says it in Surah Imran.

Actually ....

"and those whom Allah leaves to stray no one can guide" 13:33

"It is true thou wilt not be able to guide everyone whom thou lovest: but Allah guides those whom He will and He knows best those who receive guidance." 28:56

"Allah is the Guide of those who believe to the Straight Way." 22:54

"Allah leaves straying those whom He pleases and guides whom He pleases: and He is Exalted in power Full of Wisdom." 14:4

"To such as Allah rejects from His guidance there can be no guide; He will leave them in their trespasses wandering in distraction." 7:186

"... He whom Allah sendeth astray, for him there is no guide. And he whom Allah guideth, for him there can be no misleader." 39:36-37

I submit that it isn't up to you, or me, or any Muslim.
Neu Leonstein
02-02-2006, 01:33
It isn't crap. I really don't see why you would disrespect something nearly 20% of the World follows. You wouldn't want someone to disrespect your beliefs, would you?
Fact is that the majority of Muslims, at least in the Western World, do not have that much of a problem with marrying a non-muslim.
Perhaps you would have to organise the wedding ceremony a certain way, but it is ridiculous to claim that a woman would be ostracised just for marrying an "infidel".
Keruvalia
02-02-2006, 01:35
Fact is that the majority of Muslims, at least in the Western World, do not have that much of a problem with marrying a non-muslim.

True. Also in the Middle East and Far East as well. Many a Muslim woman has married a non-Muslim man.

Perhaps you would have to organise the wedding ceremony a certain way, but it is ridiculous to claim that a woman would be ostracised just for marrying an "infidel".

Unfortunately, in some places, they are. :(
Dervich
02-02-2006, 01:38
Then marry one. :p

The point was that they kept calling these women "Islamic" when they aren't. Hell, they could be Hindu, or Christian for all we know. And there are rules in Islam that would have to be pretty generously interpreted for you to be allowed to pose half-naked for all the world to see.

But rest assured that I don't have a problem with women choosing to wear little clothing for the purposes of producing nice pictures at all...

oh... your talking about the links they provided of the girls... okay. My bad.
Kevlanakia
02-02-2006, 01:39
I have a christian friend who honestly believes I'll go to hell for not being a christian. It makes me glad to know that there are other people who think I'll go to hell for not being a muslim too.
Seathorn
02-02-2006, 01:40
Actually ....

"and those whom Allah leaves to stray no one can guide" 13:33

"It is true thou wilt not be able to guide everyone whom thou lovest: but Allah guides those whom He will and He knows best those who receive guidance." 28:56

"Allah is the Guide of those who believe to the Straight Way." 22:54

"Allah leaves straying those whom He pleases and guides whom He pleases: and He is Exalted in power Full of Wisdom." 14:4

"To such as Allah rejects from His guidance there can be no guide; He will leave them in their trespasses wandering in distraction." 7:186

"... He whom Allah sendeth astray, for him there is no guide. And he whom Allah guideth, for him there can be no misleader." 39:36-37

I submit that it isn't up to you, or me, or any Muslim.

You know, i've often heard stories of various muslims getting beaten to death for translating the Koran. Of course, it'd be hard for english-speakers to understand any of it otherwise, unless they learnt arabic.

But to the point. I've often seen many cases where the "God helps those who helps themselves" quote comes in useful. I've also often heard how god will take care of everything and so on.

However, regardless of whether you are a believer or not (I am not really, sure, I wear a cross, was baptized and all the other rituals, but I honestly think it's more a social thing, a way to remember who is close to you, such as my godmother who is in no way related to me. Okay, enough) I find that very often, if you are a believer, and you believe that god takes care of stuff, how do you know that he doesn't do it through you? And if you aren't, then if you want something done... it's usually a better idea to do it yourself anyway.

My point: Regardless of belief or the existence of god, don't you find that whatever someone chooses to do, it will either be their choice to make or, in the case of a god who is making a decision, he might be acting through people who need to do this sort of thing?

Enough rambling. I do have to agree though, it's not really Islamic Eye Candy (Eye Candy doesn't have to mean women, but it's not Eye Candy anyway).
Dervich
02-02-2006, 01:42
You guys are sick. I thought maybe this would spark an interesting debate but instead we have perverted son of a b*tches wanting to deprive women of their respect/dignity.

Go to hell all of you.

wtf are you talking about... I answered argumentatively(sp?) TWICE. Don't tell me. I earned the right to deprive women of their dignity after reading through that bullcrap you posted.
The Genius Masterminds
02-02-2006, 01:45
Actually ....

"and those whom Allah leaves to stray no one can guide" 13:33

"It is true thou wilt not be able to guide everyone whom thou lovest: but Allah guides those whom He will and He knows best those who receive guidance." 28:56

"Allah is the Guide of those who believe to the Straight Way." 22:54

"Allah leaves straying those whom He pleases and guides whom He pleases: and He is Exalted in power Full of Wisdom." 14:4

"To such as Allah rejects from His guidance there can be no guide; He will leave them in their trespasses wandering in distraction." 7:186

"... He whom Allah sendeth astray, for him there is no guide. And he whom Allah guideth, for him there can be no misleader." 39:36-37

I submit that it isn't up to you, or me, or any Muslim.

Okay, I admit you are correct. My brother had told me that a Muslim's duty is to express the message of Islam.

Also, sorry if I misconcept the meaning of "Eye Candy", but that doesn't mean the majority of people here say they wish to see women deprived.
Dervich
02-02-2006, 01:46
Actually ....

"and those whom Allah leaves to stray no one can guide" 13:33

"It is true thou wilt not be able to guide everyone whom thou lovest: but Allah guides those whom He will and He knows best those who receive guidance." 28:56

"Allah is the Guide of those who believe to the Straight Way." 22:54

"Allah leaves straying those whom He pleases and guides whom He pleases: and He is Exalted in power Full of Wisdom." 14:4

"To such as Allah rejects from His guidance there can be no guide; He will leave them in their trespasses wandering in distraction." 7:186

"... He whom Allah sendeth astray, for him there is no guide. And he whom Allah guideth, for him there can be no misleader." 39:36-37

I submit that it isn't up to you, or me, or any Muslim.

OWNED lol
:D
The Genius Masterminds
02-02-2006, 01:47
wtf are you talking about... I answered argumentatively(sp?) TWICE. Don't tell me. I earned the right to deprive women of their dignity after reading through that bullcrap you posted.

Yes, as if everyone has a right to deprive people after they achieve something to a certain extent :rolleyes:
The Genius Masterminds
02-02-2006, 01:49
OWNED lol
:D
No, it isn't "owned", its called a correction (and to an extent spreading of knowledge)

---

cor·rec·tion ( P ) Pronunciation Key (k-rkshn)
n.
The act or process of correcting.
Something offered or substituted for a mistake or fault: made corrections in the report.

Punishment intended to rehabilitate or improve.
corrections The treatment of offenders through a system of penal incarceration, rehabilitation, probation, and parole, or the administrative system by which these are effectuated.
An amount or quantity added or subtracted in order to correct.
A decline in stock-market activity or prices following a period of increases.
Dervich
02-02-2006, 01:52
Yes, as if everyone has a right to deprive people after they achieve something to a certain extent :rolleyes:


haha I was joking anyway... but seriously I did discuss your post... perhaps sarcastically, but I did give my point, and tried to show why your "proof" didn't hold.

NOt to get off this subject... but you sorta do have the right... if you and your friend are poor and don't work, then you decide to work hard, get buncha money, and your friend wants some(because you shared everything when you were poor), you can be like "Work, or I'll deprive you of this money"... there. haha i love that analogy.
The Genius Masterminds
02-02-2006, 01:52
I see. Sorry for taking it too seriously :headbang:
Dervich
02-02-2006, 01:54
No, it isn't "owned", its called a correction (and to an extent spreading of knowledge)


ah! how silly of me... of course. It's PWNED!!!!!

PWNED-- the act of becoming subservient to someone with superior knowledge or skill.
The Genius Masterminds
02-02-2006, 01:56
No! :mad: :p

I just use sayings from Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) in my Belief in Islam. That was also where I recieved the information of spreading Islam.
Dervich
02-02-2006, 01:59
No! :mad: :p

I just use sayings from Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) in my Belief in Islam. That was also where I recieved the information of spreading Islam.

and I ain't hatin on him or Islam(I like islam... buddhism or hinduism would be my first choice though) but read my longer post(page 2 i think) and tell me that it doesn't make sense.
Keruvalia
02-02-2006, 02:01
Okay, I admit you are correct. My brother had told me that a Muslim's duty is to express the message of Islam.


Yes. I agree wholeheartedly. What that means, though, is living your life and acting in a way that is pleasing to Allah. In this way we set an example but leave others to their own decisions. Let there be no compulsion in religion.

Telling people to "go to hell" - especially your own Muslim brothers, such as myself - isn't exactly pleasing to Allah.
The Genius Masterminds
02-02-2006, 02:01
Yes, I agree. I still, however, have much learning to do.

Thank you.
Dervich
02-02-2006, 02:02
Were you looking for Ji-hotties?

http://vidangesdudiable.blogspirit.com/images/medium_burqua.jpg

OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! ZOMG!!!! das what I'm talking about :eek:
Seathorn
02-02-2006, 02:05
Were you looking for Ji-hotties?

http://vidangesdudiable.blogspirit.com/images/medium_burqua.jpg

Question, are those burquas made of plastic or cloth?

They suspiciously look very plasticcy.
Keruvalia
02-02-2006, 02:06
Yes, I agree. I still, however, have much learning to do.

So do I.

Thank you.

All praise is due only to Allah.
Keruvalia
02-02-2006, 02:07
Question, are those burquas made of plastic or cloth?


Kevlar.
Seathorn
02-02-2006, 02:08
Kevlar.

Ahh, smart people then.
Keruvalia
02-02-2006, 02:09
Ahh, smart people then.

Women are notoriously smart. *nods sagely*
Seathorn
02-02-2006, 02:12
Women are notoriously smart. *nods sagely*

As I always say, mothers know everything.
Guncorp
02-02-2006, 02:14
Dammit, I want a kevlar burqua!
Leviathan and Draculea
02-02-2006, 02:16
You guys are sick. I thought maybe this would spark an interesting debate but instead we have perverted son of a b*tches wanting to deprive women of their respect/dignity.

Go to hell all of you.

You should rethink more than you rethought you see: you claim to be protecting women not deprive them (meaning women in general) of their RESPECT and DIGNITY yet you called them SONS of BITCHES.

Last I heard, you're insulting their mothers (WOMEN) by disrespecting them and calling them bitches.

Moral of the story: Everyone shut the fuck up.
Undelia
02-02-2006, 02:16
All praise is due only to Allah.
:rolleyes:
Guncorp
02-02-2006, 02:23
You should rethink more than you rethought you see: you claim to be protecting women not deprive them (meaning women ine general) of their RESPECT and DIGNITY yet you called them SONS of BITCHES.

Last I heard, you're insulting their mothers (WOMEN) by disrespecting them and calling them bitches.

Moral of the story: Everyone shut the fuck up.

Wow...
It must be that time of the month... :D
Leviathan and Draculea
02-02-2006, 02:28
Wow...
It must be that time of the month... :D

O.o!! L0L now that i think about it... i think it is... ^^'

sorry bout that. XD

(honestly i just dont like that sort of fake piety when youre blatantly contradicting yourself)
Guncorp
02-02-2006, 02:34
*Steps away from Leviathan*
Leviathan and Draculea
02-02-2006, 02:53
*Steps away from Leviathan*

*takes bottle full of whatever it is we take during this time...aleve?*

I'm ashamed!!

*hides behind some burka-covered women*

heh *whistles* Eye candy yyyeeeeaaaa
Keruvalia
02-02-2006, 02:54
:rolleyes:

Hey I don't roll my eyes at your beliefs. I must now boycott you and burn your flag. *sets eyebrows on fire* damn .... *sets hand on fire* AAHHH!! ... *sets neighbor on fire* ....

Oy ... I am just no good at this ...
Keruvalia
02-02-2006, 02:55
You should rethink more than you rethought you see

He did. After the fact. Stick around a while. Everybody fucks up from time to time.

I haven't gone 12k posts without my share of misstatements, wrong-doing, and general forum tom foolery.
Guncorp
02-02-2006, 02:57
Forum Tom Foolery is my job! :D
Leviathan and Draculea
02-02-2006, 03:00
He did. After the fact. Stick around a while. Everybody fucks up from time to time.

I haven't gone 12k posts without my share of misstatements, wrong-doing, and general forum tom foolery.


W0OT WO0T long live the tom foolery!!

*hands out wine bottles*

...3 hours later...

*drunk*

I Am tom foolery.... hes your uncle seriously... that cloud looks like... tom.
Undelia
02-02-2006, 03:01
Hey I don't roll my eyes at your beliefs. I must now boycott you and burn your flag. *sets eyebrows on fire* damn .... *sets hand on fire* AAHHH!! ... *sets neighbor on fire* ....

Oy ... I am just no good at this ...
Maybe you don't roll your eyes, but you snicker at them. Oh, and there's no flag you could burn that would iritate me.
Keruvalia
02-02-2006, 03:02
Maybe you don't roll your eyes, but you snicker at them.

When have you ever heard me snicker?

Rather ...

Did you miss my obvious humorous response to your eye roll or are you just tryin' to pick a fight?

Yeesh ... and they accuse Muslims of having no sense of humor.
Guncorp
02-02-2006, 03:04
Just now! :D
Keruvalia
02-02-2006, 03:05
Just now! :D

That was more of a guffaw. :p
Leviathan and Draculea
02-02-2006, 03:10
out of curiosity how many of you guys are muslims?
Guncorp
02-02-2006, 03:18
I don't even follow one of the major religions, girlfriend!
I'll fuckin' stop now...
Leviathan and Draculea
02-02-2006, 03:40
"Let's hope they keep Malcom in Xmas or the Muslims might get upset." -- Drunk Commies Deleted

"The mods have less sense of humor than a terrorist with a Danish newspaper subscription." -- Drunk Commies Deleted

LOL i had not seen his signature --very cool
Keruvalia
02-02-2006, 03:41
out of curiosity how many of you guys are muslims?

I am.
Keruvalia
02-02-2006, 03:42
LOL i had not seen his signature --very cool

Yeah ... DCD keeps saying some very witty things and my sig is going to fill up.
Leviathan and Draculea
02-02-2006, 03:49
lol sound like me writting the list of the things that are going on my next birthday cake and tombstone

birthday cake: last year -"Eat at own risk"
this year: "Will self-destruct 10 minutes after ingesting"

tombstone: "I cannot believe life had the audacity to go on without me..."
Guncorp
02-02-2006, 04:08
I wanna see some more eye candy... :D
Anti-Social Darwinism
02-02-2006, 04:09
2 things...

I thought this thread would be full of Islamic Naked women(which it's not)
And those don't prove isht... just that your mind can apply signs and images to unrelated things.
I want NAKED ISLAMIC WOMEN!!!

Sexist! What about naked Islamic men?
Guncorp
02-02-2006, 04:13
I wanna see more naked women!!!
Verdigroth
02-02-2006, 08:35
Ofcourse Allah isn't supposed to be found in material signs, I never said He was to be.

And saying that profanity isn't allowed, if you read in Surah Baqarah of the Qu'ran Verse 224 " And make not Allah.s (name) an excuse in your oaths against doing good, or acting rightly, or making peace between persons; for Allah is One Who heareth and knoweth all things."

Protecting woman and ceasing adultery is one of My duties as a Muslim. Even though I didn't use Allah's name in saying that profound phrase, I did rethink it over and thought it was valid.

Sorry I hit this late...I guess modesty is not a Muslim trait Ehh Genius Masterminds?
Verdigroth
02-02-2006, 08:38
It isn't crap. I really don't see why you would disrespect something nearly 20% of the World follows. You wouldn't want someone to disrespect your beliefs, would you?
I believe in bagels with cream cheese...knock yourself out.
Mirchaz
02-02-2006, 17:32
Also, sorry if I misconcept the meaning of "Eye Candy", but that doesn't mean the majority of people here say they wish to see women deprived.

How is a woman deprived by dressing sexily(not really a word is it?:P) and getting pictures taken of them?

Unless they have a gun put to their head and are told to do so, it's of their own violition(sp) and therefore, their choice.

It's freedom of choice man, not deprivation.

no problem about your miscontrued concept of Eye Candy, we just made light of it is all. We're here to have a good time, and i think the "majority" of the people here like to see women in "deprived" states.... as you can attest to the babe thread going over 100 pages (at max viewing of lines in a thread). Would be more, but they moved it to a spam thread (dunno why)
Deep Kimchi
02-02-2006, 17:35
I am.
The question is, would you do Osama's sister?
Drunk commies deleted
02-02-2006, 17:35
How is a woman deprived by dressing sexily(not really a word is it?:P) and getting pictures taken of them?

<snipped for her pleasure>
Um, maybe she's deprived of clothing?
Cahnt
02-02-2006, 17:36
You wouldn't hit it? Not even for the novelty?
Apart from being able to tell her that you're Jewish afterwards (even if you aren't) what would the point be?
Cluichstan
02-02-2006, 18:20
I wanna see more naked women!!!

They're not nekkid, but there are some Arab hotties here (http://www.arabsexywomen.com).
Drunk commies deleted
02-02-2006, 18:24
They're not nekkid, but there are some Arab hotties here (http://www.arabsexywomen.com).
I would swear that the picture on that page is Rose McGowan, not some Arab broad.

http://media1.santabanta.com/full1/global%20celebrities(f)/rose%20mcgowan/ros8a.jpg

Sorry, I can't lift the pic from the site you linked to, so you'll just have to open two windows to compare.
Cluichstan
02-02-2006, 18:25
No, I noticed that, too. It is Rose McGowan. Not sure why... :confused:

Though I'm not complaining. She's freakin' slammin'!
Drunk commies deleted
02-02-2006, 18:31
No, I noticed that, too. It is Rose McGowan. Not sure why... :confused:

Though I'm not complaining. She's freakin' slammin'!
She's got to be kinda kinky too. I mean she was screwing Marilyn Manson for a while.
Cluichstan
02-02-2006, 18:34
She's got to be kinda kinky too. I mean she was screwing Marilyn Manson for a while.

Considering the dress she wore when she went with him to the MTV video awards one year...

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/3973/000023co.jpg

I'd hafta say yeah.
The Mighty Azareth
02-02-2006, 23:17
You wouldn't hit it? Not even for the novelty?


I would, then I'd go to CNN with the story. Anything to stick a thorn in the side of ol' Uncle Osama.
BogMarsh
02-02-2006, 23:33
And the eyecandy muslims are divided about...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/marcatplay/avatars/history_will_remember.gif
Keruvalia
02-02-2006, 23:53
And the eyecandy muslims are divided about...


Pfft ... drop in the bucket.
BogMarsh
02-02-2006, 23:56
Pfft ... drop in the bucket.

Some consider it Islam's Finest Hour.

Others wish to God it had never ever happened.

Do you deny that assessment?

EDIT: admittedly... text doesn't come out with the direct link.
I'll try again with that inspirational picture-thingie.
Katzistanza
03-02-2006, 00:01
Well, that's not what I thought this thread was about... :D

I'm glad we got some Middle Eastern hotties in here anyway. I have a thing for Persian women :)