NationStates Jolt Archive


Vampire arrested

Drunk commies deleted
01-02-2006, 16:27
Everyone's favorite gubernatorial candidate, Jonathan the Impaler, has been arrested. Hopefully he can clear this up in time to run for office.

http://upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20060131-010422-8301r
Megaloria
01-02-2006, 16:53
Why would anyone support a candidate who can't show his face in the daytime?

Also, vampires are lame.
Drunk commies deleted
01-02-2006, 16:55
Why would anyone support a candidate who can't show his face in the daytime?

Also, vampires are lame.
Maybe, but you've got to admire his "impale the terrorists" policy. Plus he's originally from New Jersey. That counts as a major positive attribute in my book.
Auranai
01-02-2006, 17:02
I saw him being interviewed. To say that he was unimpressive would be a massive understatement.

Nothing to see here.
[NS]Simonist
01-02-2006, 17:30
Plus he's originally from New Jersey. That counts as a major positive attribute in my book.
That counts as another reason he shouldn't come out in the light of day, in my book.

Oh, Jersey.....why can't we ever have the crazy-ass news you guys generate?