What's the secret to tasty ham? Dog Poo!
Drunk commies deleted
01-02-2006, 16:23
A man has been arrested for altering the ingredients label on packages of sliced ham to include dog poo. While the ham was not contaminated, only the ingredients labels had been tampered with, the ham was still recalled.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/4665710.stm
Newtsburg
01-02-2006, 16:33
I'm assuming this man is either stupid or envolved with a lunatic animal rights group. Either way, tampering with a label is serious, and can cause persons with allerigies serious harm and/or death. I hope they use the full force of the law against this moron.
Deep Kimchi
01-02-2006, 16:34
I think the man had too much time on his hands.
He should be sentenced to 1 year of continuous online reading and posting on NS General.
BogMarsh
01-02-2006, 17:23
I think the man had too much time on his hands.
He should be sentenced to 1 year of continuous online reading and posting on NS General.
...cruel and unusual punishment, therefore unconstitutional.
...cruel and unusual punishment, therefore unconstitutional.
Ah, but it was in the UK ;)
Newtsburg
01-02-2006, 17:28
Ah, but it was in the UK ;)
So can we stick his head on a pike?
BogMarsh
01-02-2006, 17:29
Ah, but it was in the UK ;)
Mah bad...
Hang, quarter and draw him, Guv'nor!
So can we stick his head on a pike?
Well, you could try.
Whether or not you could get a judge to give that as a sentence is a different matter :p