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Haha, made you click on this link:p

Ha, ha you're a troll.

I also take offence to that. It makes we abortionists look bad.

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

I was aborted once.

You know, this thread makes me want to get my vasectomy reversed, just so I can get my girlfriend pregnant and convince her to get an abortion.

Ha, ha you're a troll.

I also take offence to that. It makes we abortionists look bad.

Hold on to your pants, this post is bogus. I'm a liberal myself.

You know, this thread makes me want to get my vasectomy reversed, just so I can get my girlfriend pregnant and convince her to get an abortion.

You made no sense whatsoever, but I'll agree that abortions are fun.

I was aborted once.
I know some guy who claims he went back in time, got impregnated with himself and aborted Himself. Apparently it's something to do with pan-dimensional temporal engineering.

Hold on to your pants, this post is bogus. I'm a liberal myself.
Doesn't matter, the name itself. Unless this is satire, it's pointless. It needs substance.

Abortions all around! On me!

Weeeeeee!

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Doesn't matter, the name itself. Unless this is satire, it's pointless. It needs substance.

The whole point of this post is for people to think that it's going to be some ridiculous neoconservative rant that's going to get them all riled up, only to find that they've been duped by a bogus post. So, yes, this is satire, satiring how pissed off we liberals get when some neocon says stuff like this, when we should just ignore them because they're not worth a gram of our feces.

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/spam-1286.jpg
Why would anyone do that to spam. :( :(

Abortions all around! On me!

Weeeeeee!
*throws RU486 like confetti*

*throws RU486 like confetti*

Hooray!

My only complaint is about the title. There is nothing unpatriotic or patriotic about abortion.

My only complaint is about the title. There is nothing unpatriotic or patriotic about abortion.
Abortion is the foundation of America, nay the world!

I wanna be an abortionist and lend a helping hand
I wanna be an abortionist and spread joy throughout the land
Some may call me evil, but I gurantee!
As soon as that sperm hits 'em, they'll be calling me.

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the remnants of a botched abortion.

the remnants of a botched abortion.
You nearly made me spew water on my monitor...bastard.

Ibtl!!!!

My only complaint is about the title. There is nothing unpatriotic or patriotic about abortion.

The title is satire, I just wanted to see people's reactions.

That's right, you're all guinea pigs.:cool:

The title is satire, I just wanted to see people's reactions.

That's right, you're all guinea pigs.:cool:
your name is satire.

So are they killing liberal babies, these unpatriotic spiritual free agents, or are they themselves babies who kill liberally? I suppose they could be -










whoops, my head stopped there.

So are they killing liberal babies, these unpatriotic spiritual free agents, or are they themselves babies who kill liberally? I suppose they could be -







whoops, my head stopped there.
They're godless liberal killers making babies unpatriotic.

They're godless liberal killers making babies unpatriotic.

So, do they kill Godless Unpatriotic Babies or are they babies that are godless unpatriotic liberal killers? Or something else?

This can be summed up in two words: "also cocks"

Pity you can't abort threads. :(

At what point does a fetal-thread become a thread? We should perhaps study this before proposing such a drastic measure as thread abortion.

Your as funny as Jim Belushi there pal.

ABORTIONS ARE _TASTY_ !!! *mmmm!!*

http://uproar.fortunecity.com/picture/613/fetusyum.htm

I know some guy who claims he went back in time, got impregnated with himself and aborted Himself. Apparently it's something to do with pan-dimensional temporal engineering.
You're saying it was a GUY that got impregnated? Just checkin'.
Other than that, all aces. *nods*

Abortion is the foundation of America, nay the world!

I wanna be an abortionist and lend a helping hand
I wanna be an abortionist and spread joy throughout the land
Some may call me evil, but I gurantee!
As soon as that sperm hits 'em, they'll be calling me.
WhereTF ...?
So what key is this in? Hum a few bars, will ya?

My brother used to refer to pizza as abortion on toast.:D

I was aborted once.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Haha, made you click on this link:p
Twit!
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(an 85 year old Marie Dressler, silver white hair in a frenzied bun, rheumy blue eyes blazing)
"MURDERS" she screems "MURDERS MURDER!! Oh Oh the Poor Innocents. MURDERS!"

"But Lady", says Groucho, wearing blue slacks, a white shirt and a dangling red tie,"All I asked was, could my pals and me here have a portion o' that left over apple pie over there!"

Harpo sidles up to Marie Dressler, as if to give her a kiss. She smells just a bit of Russian Vodka on his breath. Marie Dressler puts a hand to her head and screams (as only Marie Dressler can) and maneuvers to the nearest couch before falling into a faint (on the couch of course)

They just don't make movies like they use to :(

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