Best knock, knock jokes
The UN abassadorship
01-02-2006, 01:34
Knock, knock. whos there? banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. whos there? banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. whos there? banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. whos there? banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. whos there? banana. Banana who? knock, knock. whos there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didnt say banana? :D Feel free to add your favorite knock, knock joke.
Stone Bridges
01-02-2006, 01:36
What, are you six?
Neo Kervoskia
01-02-2006, 01:38
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Me!
Who's Me?
Doesn't matter now 'cause I'm gonna blow a motherfucking cap in your ass!
The UN abassadorship
01-02-2006, 01:41
What, are you six?
Oh come on, whats wrong with stupid child humor?
Neo Kervoskia
01-02-2006, 01:46
Oh come on, whats wrong with stupid child humor?
*cough*spam*cough*
Keruvalia
01-02-2006, 01:49
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
An interrupting cow.
An interrup..
MOOO!!!
The UN abassadorship
01-02-2006, 01:51
I wasnt spamming, I just wanted to have a fun thread.
Neo Kervoskia
01-02-2006, 01:54
I wasnt spamming, I just wanted to have a fun thread.
Oh, well then here's another joke.
Knock, knock!
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Knock, knock!
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Knock, knock!
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Hello?
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Anyone?
.....
HELLO!
.....
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *jumps off balcony*
*guy opens door* Huh? I thought I heard somebody. *shrugs*
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"The Feds."
"The Feds w-"
*gunshots*
Dablaires
01-02-2006, 02:10
Knock Knock
Who's There
Boo
Boo who
You don't have to cry
Dablaires
01-02-2006, 02:12
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me
Dablaires
01-02-2006, 02:13
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Yo momma.
Yo momma, who?
Seriously, it's yo momma, open the damn door!
Dablaires
01-02-2006, 02:15
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Waddle !
Waddle who ?
Waddle you give me if I go away
[NS]Kreynoria
01-02-2006, 02:15
Knock knock
Who's there?
I'm a pile up
I'm a pile up who?
I can see that:D
Try pronouncing 'Im a pile up who' to get the joke.;)
Dablaires
01-02-2006, 02:15
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Waiter !
Waiter who ?
Waiter I get my hands on you !
The Doors Corporation
01-02-2006, 02:16
knock knock
I'm-ah gangsta fo' suure
whose thar - why an angry undead Cher
Dablaires
01-02-2006, 02:18
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes getting boring !
don't yall love knock knock jokes and the power of a google search on the internet
Dablaires
01-02-2006, 02:18
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dismay !
Dismay who ?
Dismay be a joke but it doesn't make me laugh
Dablaires
01-02-2006, 02:20
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gino !
Gino who !
Gino me, now open the door