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List the things that you laughed at, but shouldn't have.

Bambi's dad dying.

Back when I was in Boy Scout, we were messing around in the camp site, and one of the guys put up green clothes line. Now it's summer, and we're in a green woods. He was running around and got clothed line by his own clothes line.

A sick game I used to play on my cat where I would put double sided tape on all four of her paws lol. That was fun.

Now list yours!

List the things that you laughed at, but shouldn't have.

Bambi's dad dying.

Back when I was in Boy Scout, we were messing around in the camp site, and one of the guys put up green clothes line. Now it's summer, and we're in a green woods. He was running around and got clothed line by his own clothes line.

A sick game I used to play on my cat where I would put double sided tape on all four of her paws lol. That was fun.

Now list yours!
The other day when I was doing a project on Newgate Prison, there was a drawing of a englishman stabbing little children. When I saw the image I burst out laughing.

I generally laugh at everything. Mainly because the monkeys make it so amusing.

One of my friends showed my a catalog full of various t-shirt designs, many of them espousing conservative pro-gun messages. I saw one with the symbols for the Nazis, Soviets, and Communist Chinese. Assuming an authentic history based joke, I pointed to it and laughed.

Only later did I realize that it was one of those annoying pro-gun statements that says, "The experts agree: Gun control works!" Even though all three of those governments came to power through revolutions in two cases and citizen armies in one, all of which were armed with rifles...

When handicapped children fall down.

At really bad looking transexuals (transgendered people?)

At those goth kids that look like they got in a fight with a stapler.

At the preppy kids with asian "words" tattooed on them.

At the ending of a recent South Park (the one with the whale)

At the ending of a recent South Park (the one with the whale)
That one was awesome.
Mexican space station!

When I was younger I was out with some friends tripping on acid, plinking.

My friend fell and when he hit the ground his gun went off and he shot himself in the foot.

To see him laying on his back one foot strangely hung in the air for no reason then BAM! Then to hear him yelling at me to stop laughing. I helped him, but it was funny.

When I was younger I was out with some friends tripping on acid, plinking.

My friend fell and when he hit the ground his gun went off and he shot himself in the foot.

To see him laying on his back one foot strangely hung in the air for no reason then BAM! Then to hear him yelling at me to stop laughing. I helped him, but it was funny.

There is nothing funny about mixing drugs and firearms.

OK, now that I got my lecture out of the way--

ROTFLMAO!!!

Well I am laughing hystericaly about nothing in praticular right now becaus it is almost 2oclock and I have no where near all my homework done. Damn, the bus is coming in 6 hours.

There is nothing funny about mixing drugs and firearms.

OK, now that I got my lecture out of the way--

ROTFLMAO!!!

You want to know something funnier? I know someone else who shot themselves in the foot.

Guys getting struck in the groin. Cracks me up every time. I could watch a cable channel devoted to non-stop groin strikes for days and never tire of it.

Hell, I even laugh when I get struck in the groin. Usually after I'm done writhing and gasping, but still.

For the most part I find the humor in everything. If on the rare occasion, I find no humor, I consider it my godsworn duty to inject some. :)

Guys getting struck in the groin. Cracks me up every time. I could watch a cable channel devoted to non-stop groin strikes for days and never tire of it.

Hell, I even laugh when I get struck in the groin. Usually after I'm done writhing and gasping, but still.

For the most part I find the humor in everything. If on the rare occasion, I find no humor, I consider it my godsworn duty to inject some. :)

Eh America Funniest Home Video kinda ruined the whole struck in the groin thing for me. God I hate Bob Saget.

For the most part I find the humor in everything. If on the rare occasion, I find no humor, I consider it my godsworn duty to inject some. :)
And you do this quite well:p




*Is going insane due to sleep deprivation as he types*

Guys getting struck in the groin. Cracks me up every time. I could watch a cable channel devoted to non-stop groin strikes for days and never tire of it.

Hell, I even laugh when I get struck in the groin. Usually after I'm done writhing and gasping, but still.

For the most part I find the humor in everything. If on the rare occasion, I find no humor, I consider it my godsworn duty to inject some. :)

yeah groin strikes get me 24/6 (I have to have one day of rest from all the laughing) all year long. But all my friends think I am a beast and evil for laughing, hell I even laugh at myself when I get hit

yeah groin strikes get me 24/6 (I have to have one day of rest from all the laughing) all year long. But all my friends think I am a beast and evil for laughing, hell I even laugh at myself when I get hit

If you're still young, be warned: laughing after you get hit encourages it. Believe me, I know. That, and a semi-deserved reputation for being indestructible have cost me a lot of pain.

But I can't help it. :(

yeah groin strikes get me 24/6 (I have to have one day of rest from all the laughing) all year long. But all my friends think I am a beast and evil for laughing, hell I even laugh at myself when I get hit

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List the things that you laughed at, but shouldn't have.

Bambi's dad dying.

Back when I was in Boy Scout, we were messing around in the camp site, and one of the guys put up green clothes line. Now it's summer, and we're in a green woods. He was running around and got clothed line by his own clothes line.

A sick game I used to play on my cat where I would put double sided tape on all four of her paws lol. That was fun.

Now list yours!

my friend stuffed a furnace with enamel reducer rags and thinner rags when we were cleaning the shop one day.
i was 30 feet away working on a car,when he stuck his arm in the furnace,and flicked his bic....

i thought the world blew up...i banged my head on the roof of the car i was under outta sheer alarm.

out of this huge cloud of smoke..a flame probably 30 to 40 feet shoots across the garage(like a ww2 flamethrower flame)

i see my boy run out in flames...smackin at himself...it happenned so fast,i was bewildered...smoke is just pouring off him,he aint got eyebrows or facial hair..it was truly out of a cartoon..i fell on the floor in hysterics!

i tried to comfort him,he was burned kinda bad,but i couldnt get the image outta my head and could not stop laughing,it was awful,but ..surreal.

he is fine now,actually they were only 2nd degree burns,and he was a mad crack smoker with pay till he recuperated...which was fine by him.

just the way it happenned i guess,i am actually quite sensitive to others pain...but it was the weirdest thing i ever saw.

this is the same fella..i kid you not..looked at the nozzle of a spray can..to see if it was full?and shot himself square in the eye with black paint...another chuckle..lol

damn i miss him

he had a car fall off a lift on him,snapped him in half...and i saw him 2 weeks ago,thriving biz owner and walking.

proof that god looks out for the good at heart..which he is!

me,i sometimes feel guilty for hitting the floor in hysterics..but you had to be there.:)

my friend stuffed a furnace with enamel reducer rags and thinner rags when we were cleaning the shop one day.
i was 30 feet away working on a car,when he stuck his arm in the furnace,and flicked his bic....

i thought the world blew up...i banged my head on the roof of the car i was under outta sheer alarm.

out of this huge cloud of smoke..a flame probably 30 to 40 feet shoots across the garage(like a ww2 flamethrower flame)

i see my boy run out in flames...smackin at himself...it happenned so fast,i was bewildered...smoke is just pouring off him,he aint got eyebrows or facial hair..it was truly out of a cartoon..i fell on the floor in hysterics!

i tried to comfort him,he was burned kinda bad,but i couldnt get the image outta my head and could not stop laughing,it was awful,but ..surreal.

he is fine now,actually they were only 2nd degree burns,and he was a mad crack smoker with pay till he recuperated...which was fine by him.

just the way it happenned i guess,i am actually quite sensitive to others pain...but it was the weirdest thing i ever saw.

this is the same fella..i kid you not..looked at the nozzle of a spray can..to see if it was full?and shot himself square in the eye with black paint...another chuckle..lol

damn i miss him

he had a car fall off a lift on him,snapped him in half...and i saw him 2 weeks ago,thriving biz owner and walking.

proof that god looks out for the good at heart..which he is!

me,i sometimes feel guilty for hitting the floor in hysterics..but you had to be there.:)


you got me thinkin of my boy now...he had this old beater car he would drive to the ghetto(north philly)to get his crack...and we would all say...quick robert..to the crack mobile!
we were roomies for 2 years,never a dull moment,nicest guy i ever met...honestly.

One of my friends showed my a catalog full of various t-shirt designs, many of them espousing conservative pro-gun messages. I saw one with the symbols for the Nazis, Soviets, and Communist Chinese. Assuming an authentic history based joke, I pointed to it and laughed.

Only later did I realize that it was one of those annoying pro-gun statements that says, "The experts agree: Gun control works!" Even though all three of those governments came to power through revolutions in two cases and citizen armies in one, all of which were armed with rifles...

i actually have that shirt...a swatstika,hammer and sickle..and the ubiquitous red star.....but then again..i am pro :mp5: self defence.

although i think the annoying message is how those particular governments(hitler/stalin/mao)used dissarmament of the citizens as a way to murder a prrety good amount of them...i'm sur e you know the stories.

i think hitler said,when he confiscated private gun ownership"never before has the population been totally disarmed,and history will show how peacefull it was"
something to that affect...but you get my gist i hope.

on a lighter side...i once blew my hat off my head with a 12 gauge shotgun by accident...cleaning it while drunk(never drink and handle guns..lesson learned)
my pop thought i killed myself,i was mortified beyond belief.but damn i learned right then and there about safe gun handling.

i also had car accidents when i was young,so please no gun arguments,shit happens,you learn or you get a darwin award.

Hooboy, where do I start. I laugh at THE most inapropreate situations. Unfortunately, I have a crappy memory.

Most recently, while reading a list of Darwin awards granted. Death isn't funny, but it seems so when you read about a guy juggling grenades, a woman skydiving out of an aircraft without a parachute and a drunk guy shoving a sawn-off shotgun in his pocket and shooting his testicles off.

I have a sick sense of humor :rolleyes:

Bambi's dad dying...

I didn't laugh at that, I just didn't give a damn.