NationStates Jolt Archive


NBA, NFL or ?

Syniks
30-01-2006, 17:47
In which organization have:


36 members been accused of spousal abuse

7 members been arrested for fraud

19 members been accused of writing bad checks

117 members directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 members done time for assault

71, repeat 71 members cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 members been arrested on drug-related charges

8 members been arrested for shoplifting

21 members currently are defendants in lawsuits. and

84 members have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year :eek:



Can you guess which organization this is?



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It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

And yet, people wonder how I can be a Libertarian... :rolleyes:
Potaria
30-01-2006, 17:50
Hey, hey, all you, all you senators' wives
You better take a good look at your own lives
Before you come preaching to me
Your definition of obscenity

Yes.
The South Islands
30-01-2006, 17:51
All Republicans, no doubt...

WARNING! THIS IS SATIRE!
Vittos Ordination2
30-01-2006, 18:11
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/congress.htm
Stone Bridges
30-01-2006, 18:27
All Republicans, no doubt...

WARNING! THIS IS SATIRE!

Yes, because we all know that Democratic senators are just as innocent as angels. :rolleyes:. People really do need to stop their partisan crap.
The South Islands
30-01-2006, 18:30
Yes, because we all know that Democratic senators are just as innocent as angels. :rolleyes:. People really do need to stop their partisan crap.

Someone didn't read the warning label...
Legless Pirates
30-01-2006, 18:35
Someone didn't read the warning label...
It was in white... what did you expect?
Syniks
30-01-2006, 19:05
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/congress.htm
So I forgot the Winkie... And yet, the humor value remains.

Besides, Kennedy alone accounts for most of the DWIs.... :D
Ssaulabi
31-01-2006, 06:38
All Republicans, no doubt...

WARNING! THIS IS SATIRE!


Shows how much you know...