NationStates Jolt Archive

Hi, I am the owner of the Black Dragon Inn. It wasn't doing that good so I made a new thread. This one isn't so geekish. Now if you visited the Paradise Beach Club then you know what type of thread this is.
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RULES

1.keep the flow going please: It makes a lot more sense when you keep the flow going by reacting to other things tha other people post. Example: *walks into club.* "Hey is there a place to sleep?"
*Looks at guy that walked in.* "Yeah we got plenty places to sleep."
Get it.(this is the only rule.)

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WHAT YOU DO

What you do is easy. All you do is enter into club; say something; other people react.

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My self: I will not be in the club alot, there for anybody that would like to run it when I am not there has the permission. Anyway, I will be a master dragon tamer(I am a dragon freak in real life). Thats all.

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*Walks in and cleans up place. Ties pet dragon to a post behind counter.* "Open for buisness."i say to myself.

*Walks in and cleans up place. Ties pet dragon to a post behind counter.* "Open for buisness."i say to myself.
*A man walks up to the counter with a horse*

i rap on the door thrice times *rap, rap, rap*

outside is cold and foggy.. with the sound of pattering rain

then i notice the door opens *whoosh*

and i stumble into the face of a dragon.. who seems tame.

"I need something to warm my spirit, bartender. It's a cold night and I'm far from home."

Vegetarianistica']i rap on the door thrice times *rap, rap, rap*

outside is cold and foggy.. with the sound of pattering rain

then i notice the door opens *whoosh*

and i stumble into the face of a dragon.. who seems tame.

"I need something to warm my spirit, bartender. It's a cold night and I'm far from home."*Looks at the two figures.* "Well for you I have hot chocalate. I reccomend it for a cold day like this."

*walks into the bar*

Hello. I'd like you to punch me very hard in the face. You see, I have just killed a hooker behind your bar and well...I don't think this scar she left on my leg as she tried to bite me in self-defense did the trick.

*hands you a gun*

Get creative if you want.

*A man walks up to the counter with a horse*"You have a nice horse there. Can I get you anything?"

*walks into the bar*

Hello. I'd like you to punch me very hard in the face. You see, I have just killed a hooker behind your bar and well...I don't think this scar she left on my leg as she tried to bite me in self-defense did the trick.

*hands you a gun*

Get creative if you want.:confused: * punches person in face.* "Are you ok?"

:confused: * punches person in face.* "Are you ok?"
What kinda punch is that? And you run a tatoo parlor?

*holds gun to my head*

If you don't make me feel pain in the next 5 seconds I'm going to blow my brains out and all over your counter, leaving you one hell of a mess to clean up. And a police report or two.

*Walks in, wires the place with explosives, walks out, pushes a button. Boom* The black dragon inn and all 2 customers cease to exist.

What kinda punch is that? And you run a tatoo parlor?

*holds gun to my head*

If you don't make me feel pain in the next 5 seconds I'm going to blow my brains out and all over your counter, leaving you one hell of a mess to clean up. And a police report or two.*jumps over counter and starts punching person in face.* "Is this the pain you want to feel?!"

If you don't make me feel pain in the next 5 seconds I'm going to blow my brains out and all over your counter, leaving you one hell of a mess to clean up. And a police report or two.

at this point the horse says "look, mister, either buy something or shut the hell up."

*jumps over counter and starts punching person in face.* "Is this the pain you want to feel?!"
YES! YES! OH GOD YES!

*ahem*

So, do I pay you by the hour or what...?

*Walks in, wires the place with explosives, walks out, pushes a button. Boom* The black dragon inn and all 2 customers cease to exist.

then the bartender woke up in a cold sweat. "it was only a dream"

*sighhhh*

*Walks in, wires the place with explosives, walks out, pushes a button. Boom* The black dragon inn and all 2 customers cease to exist.:confused: this isnt the black dragon inn. the black dragon inn is another thread i made. this is.........i couldnt think of a name.:p

YES! YES! OH GOD YES!

*ahem*

So, do I pay you by the hour or what...?

you could START by paying for that whiskey!!

Vegetarianistica']you could START by paying for that whiskey!!
Why would I? I got this at the McDonalds down the street...:confused:

YES! YES! OH GOD YES!

*ahem*

So, do I pay you by the hour or what...?*looks at person confused.* "Look if you wanna get the smack beat off you then you might as well go in the back room and some guys will be in there. They will be happy to inflict pain on you." *opens door and 5 strong guys look out.*

*walks in from out of the rain and has a seat*

Hey, I'll have a 7 & 7 please. And did you know you have a dead hooker out back?

*walks in with voodoo priest and zombie hooker*

you guys do food?

*walks in from out of the rain and has a seat*

Hey, I'll have a 7 & 7 please. And did you know you have a dead hooker out back?*gives guy a 7 & 7.* "Um.....a dead hooker. Yeah I knew that." *looks at guy that killed hooker.* "Go and hide that dead hooker. The police see it they will fine me."whispers into his ear.

*walks in with voodoo priest and zombie hooker*

you guys do food?

"None shall pass"

*looks left, look right.. HUH?*

"NONE SHALL PASS!!"

*screeches in through the door and clings to the ceiling* *falls onto a table*

Ahem. *stands up and brushes self off* I DEMAND PIE! And a clown with no head!

*walks in with voodoo priest and zombie hooker*

you guys do food?*looks at the guy with a weird look.* "Dude a zombie hooker actually got you to go with you.":D

*screeches in through the door and clings to the ceiling* *falls onto a table*

Ahem. *stands up and brushes self off* I DEMAND PIE! And a clown with no head!*brings out pie.* *calls a clown* *clown arrives* *cuts off clowns head.* "here you go."

*Gets brought in, and has head removed. Would speak, but lacks head.*

*Shrugs, feels around on table, grabs what appears to be whiskey but is actually hooker zombie drool, and pours into gaping neck wound*

*brings out pie.* *calls a clown* *clown arrives* *cuts off clowns head.* "here you go."

HEADLESS CLOWN! HEADLESS CLOWN!

*sits by the clown and eats the pie* So, how's it going, eh? Oh? Hey, don't you take that tone with me. DON'T YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! I'll eat your babies! Oh, right. Fine then. No pie for you.

*walks in with voodoo priest and zombie hooker*

you guys do food?yeah we do food

yeah we do food

"fry up some of that clown, will ye?"

Vegetarianistica']"fry up some of that clown, will ye?"
My head?

My head?

"i could really do with some head cheese over here!"

*stops, hears something like a whap, whap, whap*

suddenly the building starts to shake.. and the smell of dragon permeates the air..

Hmm... smells like chicken! *finishes the pie*

*balances the pie plate on the clown's headless neck*

the dragons lift the roof gently, peer in.. see a headless clown, pick it up nicely, throw it against the wall, *laugh their asses off*.. and fly away.

Holy crap, it's the new Paradise Beach.

Holy crap, it's the new Paradise Beach.

"hey, could you help me clean up this mess?"

*the roof is crookedly replaced and rain's coming in*

"there's still a body behind the bar, blood all over, the roof's half off, the dragons stole half the liquor, and the headless clown is now smashed against the wall (the pie, however was saved)"

Vegetarianistica']the headless clown is now smashed against the wall (the pie, however was saved)"

This is really frakking inconvenient

*Respawns as a normal, healthy person.*
Thank god for videogames. I'm out for a bit folks.

*walks in club.* "Oh shit what happened." *calls his dragon in and feeds him.* *walks back out and starts practicing with a Golden 2h.*