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Three-Way Rumble

Lt_Cody
29-01-2006, 22:29
In an unused warehouse (full of objects that can be turned into funny yet deadly improvised weapons), three fighters enter, one fighter leaves. Who wins between Bruce Lee, Jet Li and Jackie Chan?
PasturePastry
29-01-2006, 22:33
Jackie Chan would huddle in a corner while Bruce Lee and Jet Li duke it out toe to toe. Whoever's left would be to tired to fight Jackie effectively.
Teh_pantless_hero
29-01-2006, 22:39
Burce Lee would walk in and kick Jackie Chan's acrobatic ass then Jet Li, then take a nap, then leave.
[NS:::]Vegetarianistica
29-01-2006, 22:41
Bruce Lee would walk in and kick Jackie Chan's acrobatic ass then Jet Li, then take a nap, then leave.

that's about the size of it..
New Isabelle
29-01-2006, 22:47
Wow, quite a poll there... poor Jackie and Jet... that's what they get for not having a stud-ass name
Lunatic Goofballs
29-01-2006, 22:49
What a great thread! :D

I give it ten more posts before someone brings in Chuck Norris.
Determined cows
29-01-2006, 22:51
Heheh...

Who's Chuck Norris?
Pure Metal
29-01-2006, 22:52
i never got the phrase "upside the head"

strange phrase not used over here really... but jackie chan would win cos he pwns and r0cKz0Rz
Cahnt
29-01-2006, 23:05
Surely as Bruce Lee's been dead for a while now, he's unlikely to even win a fight with Pee Wee Herman?
New Isabelle
29-01-2006, 23:09
Surely as Bruce Lee's been dead for a while now, he's unlikely to even win a fight with Pee Wee Herman?


Perhaps, although, perhaps hearing "bruce lee" would collectively make the others' heads explode in fear... but very good point... Pee Wee would probably fight dirty too
Kzord
29-01-2006, 23:12
Bruce Lee was a real streetfighter. Jackie Chan and Jet Li are just movie fighters. No contest.
Cahnt
29-01-2006, 23:14
Let's face it, if Bruce Lee was to raise himself from the grave (presumably after kung fuing Death into a bloody heap) and make his way to the warehouse in question, even if the other two's heads didn't explode with fear, they'd still run out the back door screaming rather than trying to fight him. This wouldn't just be Bruce Lee, it'd be one of the undead. They'd shit themselves.
New Isabelle
29-01-2006, 23:15
hahahahahaha oh so true, so true
Saint Curie
29-01-2006, 23:17
I'd rather it be a warehouse full of various objects, creams, and strips of leather, and Angelina Jolie, Tia Carrera, and a girl from those "True" dating ads go in.

Now there's a rumbling three-way.
Kzord
29-01-2006, 23:22
http://brucelee.m6blog.m6.fr/images/medium_12176025.jpg
http://bruce-lee.gungfu.com/mainpic1.jpg
Sdaeriji
29-01-2006, 23:33
Bruce Lee would beat both of them at the same time blindfolded while doing his taxes.
Danmarc
29-01-2006, 23:35
Bruce Lee will never be defeated in my mind (except maybe by a pirate, as pirates truly kick ass)
Cahnt
29-01-2006, 23:37
I'd rather it be a warehouse full of various objects, creams, and strips of leather, and Angelina Jolie, Tia Carrera, and a girl from those "True" dating ads go in.

Now there's a rumbling three-way.
I'd opt for Alysson Hannigan, Alicia Witt and Rachael Weisz myself, but I can see where you're coming from.