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Vote on how Saddam's trial will end!

*poll coming*

Death by a sniper-gunman-suicial-mob, and then his remains will be imprisioned. Just to make sure he doesn't return!

I say the trial goes on so long he dies of old age.

Death by a sniper-gunman-suicial-mob, and then his remains will be imprisioned. Just to make sure he doesn't return!

here here:)

I say the trial goes on so long he dies of old age.

unfourtionaly you are probly right:(

I thought he already was in old age.

Saddam's Trail? Is that like some sort of memorial road? In which case, I imagine it would end at some sort of tourist stop with Saddam T-shirts and stupid paperweights that nobody ever uses anyway.

Saddam's Trail? Is that like some sort of memorial road? In which case, I imagine it would end at some sort of tourist stop with Saddam T-shirts and stupid paperweights that nobody ever uses anyway.

LOL, that's funny, that gets a 10 from me.

Where's the option for 'Executed by state'? That would seem to be the most likely outcome.

Trial, kangaroo court...

Trial, kangaroo court...
Oooh...he could be sentenced to fighting a kangaroo! Put it live on tv and beam it round the world. People would watch that. And in case the kangaroo needs an agent, I propose the job is taken by LG.

Goes to jail

Is this supposed to be about his trial, or is this more about some dude ranch we've never heard about?

Is this supposed to be about his trial, or is this more about some dude ranch we've never heard about?

Dude ranch. That word always appeals to the baser parts of my imagination.

Dude ranch. That word always appeals to the baser parts of my imagination.
"Dude" or "ranch"?

Like I gotta ask.

You're so cute.

Saddam is going to convince everyone that it was, in fact, his evil japanese twin brother pictured here: http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/Kutulmak/Saddam_Japan.jpg

"Dude" or "ranch"?
Like I gotta ask.
You're so cute.

Thank you. But it's the combination of the two. "Dude ranch." Like a ranch for dudes where they get to go around in their birthday suits and be primed for, well, things you'd need dudes for.

Thank you. But it's the combination of the two. "Dude ranch." Like a ranch for dudes where they get to go around in their birthday suits and be primed for, well, things you'd need dudes for.
:p
That's so dirty.

:p
That's so dirty.

Yeah, it'd be great, I know.

the court will declare him president of the united states

I think we're on the same page, Fass.

Love to see the stables.

the court will declare him president of the united states
I just exhaled coffee through my nose, thanks FS.

Good one.

pretty soon some radical is gonna come along and snipe him.

Something about giant monkeys and a toga party. I forget the details.

Saddam's Trail? Is that like some sort of memorial road? In which case, I imagine it would end at some sort of tourist stop with Saddam T-shirts and stupid paperweights that nobody ever uses anyway.

actually, he just renamed the old silk road in all the iraqi history books. saddam's trail goes from baghdad to kabul, and then on to china.


http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/7973/saddamstrail2kn.png

Death by firing squad. :sniper:
Though if I were supervising said squad, I would change one tradition by removing the blank cartridge given to one of the gunmen unsuspectingly with a loaded cartridge.

death from remorse. j/k

The Iraqi people elect him Prime Minister. Bush goes "OH, SH*T!". Just like he did with Palistinian election.

Well, I'm hoping he gets put in jail for the rest of his life.

I get the feeling that the U.S. will stop at nothing short of having him put to death though... :rolleyes:

I'm convinced he will be executed. If he gets off, I would not be surprised to see him assasinated (either by vengeful Iraqis or the CIA.)

Moving away from seriousness: your puny jokes are as nothing. Look upon this joke, and despair.

http://www.rockpapersaddam.com/

Where's the option for 'Executed by state'? That would seem to be the most likely outcome.
I agree

It'll end like all show trials end.

He'll be found guilty, go to Iraq for sentencing, be appointed as an advisor to the current government. The United States will be convicted of having created him.

Trial, kangaroo court...
It'll end like all show trials end.

exactly.

It's not likely he isn't guilty, but the trial is hardly fair.

He'll be found guilty, go to Iraq for sentencing, be appointed as an advisor to the current government. The United States will be convicted of having created him.

Um. He is in Iraq now.

Um. He is in Iraq now.

Sorry about that. But I still think the rest applies.

Where's the option for 'Executed by state'? That would seem to be the most likely outcome.
I agree

Given that this trial is a massive farce, I'd say 'Executed by State' and 'Death by Mob' are pretty much the same thing.

Not that he doesn't deserve it maybe... but this really isn't a just trial.

This is the most unjust, unfair trial I've ever seen... And I've watched the OJ trial *zing*

I hope he gets his country back. that would be justice.

I hope he gets his country back. that would be justice.

Harlesburg,
He did get his country back the moment he was pulled from the spiderhole. It is merely that now he has to face the judgement of his people. Sucks to be him.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Now if they'd only try his REAL co-conspirators -- the US officials that armed him and supported him for decades.

Rumsfeld anyone?

I think we should put Saddam in charge of Norway. Just because... >_>

Vote on how Saddam's trial will end!

*poll coming*

A Kurdish woman of Saddam-murdered children Water-boards him with a painful, disfiguring, slow acting chemical weapon.

basicly...he's gunna die. I just think it would of saved alot of time if we just shot him in his little hole.

Everyone dies of old age

it's probably going to end in state execution (and deservedly so -- that man doesn't deserve to live), but that wasn't an option and I hate voting "Other"

so I went with "sniper"

Well to be perfeectly honest, I would find it quite entertaining if he gets let off (or if he gets minimal jail time) because the U.S. had no right going over there in the first place. But I won't get into that issue right now. Why should Saddam be imprisoned or killed when others who have done similar/worse things have gone free because no one cares about their country (I am referring to Rwanda by the way)? Ah well, I would find an aquittal (sp?) quite funny, and since I'm opposed to the death penalty anyway, I hope he doesn't get that.

Harlesburg,
He did get his country back the moment he was pulled from the spiderhole. It is merely that now he has to face the judgement of his people. Sucks to be him.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
What you don't realise is the International Taurag Brigade is planning on loosing him from his oppressevie captors and will put him on the throne of Bablyon once again.

He'll make a comeback as a guest on "Celebrity Love Island"

He'll be sentenced to live at neverland ranch with Michael JAckson.

He'll be sentenced to live at neverland ranch with Michael JAckson.

Talk about cruel and unusual punishment.

the court will declare him president of the united states
lol... that's so true! :D
He surely isn't any worse than Bush! :D

I KNOW HOW...


With a Verdict! :D

He will get a short drop and a sudden stop. Death by hanging wasn't on the poll, but it is legal in Iraq, I believe.

He will get a short drop and a sudden stop. Death by hanging wasn't on the poll, but it is legal in Iraq, I believe.

i think so too, but precautions should be taken to make sure he doesn't break his neck. he deserves more than fading away painlessly

Saddam cant be tried by international law.
Because he has Diplomatic Immunity.

IF anything he will be Jailed
or there will be a Governmental conspiracy and he'll die.

I KNOW HOW...


With a Verdict! :D

:p Funny:p

i think so too, but precautions should be taken to make sure he doesn't break his neck. he deserves more than fading away painlessly
Is that any way to talk about Ronald Reagan's and George H. W. Bush's old "buddy"?