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A guy walks in to a pet shop looking for a kitten for his daughter.

The pet shop owner says " We have these cute little Democrat kittens, they're half off regular price!

The guys says "Democrat kittens? I've never heard of kittens who belonged to a political party!"

The pet shop owner assures him that they are, in fact, Democrats. The guy promises to come back tomorrow to get one after he talks to his daughter.

The next day, the guy comes back and asks for the Democrat kittens and the pet store owner apologizes and says "I'm sorry sir, but we no longer have Democrat kittens, but we have this litter of Republican kittens to choose from!"

The guy looks at them and realizes they are the same kittens and say to the pet store owner "Aren't these the same kittens that were democrats yesterday" What happened?"

The pet store owner says " Well, they were Democrats yesterday, but then they opened their eyes!"

*RIMSHOT* :D


I figured everyone would get a kick out of this. I heard it from a good friend a bit ago.

Wow. Yet another joke stretched beyond all reason to make fun of liberals (well, Democrats- there's a difference) in such a manner that it cannot be easily countered without cries of, "D00d! Get a sense of humor!" Great.

Notice that these sorts of jokes rarely pop up targetted at conservatives. I wonder why that is?

Dood! Ur Sense fo humr really suks. Yuo sukc/.

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To make way too much seriousness about a joke, cats are far more likely to become "Republicans" because they are mostly independant and don't much care about anybody but themselves. Kittens, however, rely on the care and goodwill of others, which should make them Democrats, as that is the party that believes in taking care of those who need it. I say should, because there are always hypocrites out there who take advantage of different social programs and then complain about the "big government, tax us into the poorhouse" Democrats (my sister would be one of these) </rant>

Wow. Yet another joke stretched beyond all reason to make fun of liberals (well, Democrats- there's a difference) in such a manner that it cannot be easily countered without cries of, "D00d! Get a sense of humor!" Great.

Notice that these sorts of jokes rarely pop up targetted at conservatives. I wonder why that is?

Their eyes are opened because they got neutered :p

Wow. Yet another joke stretched beyond all reason to make fun of liberals (well, Democrats- there's a difference) in such a manner that it cannot be easily countered without cries of, "D00d! Get a sense of humor!" Great.

Notice that these sorts of jokes rarely pop up targetted at conservatives. I wonder why that is?

The first time I heard this joke, it was actually making fun of Republicans.

That was kinda funny whan I first heard it... :p

Seriously though, between this and "type "miserable failure!1!!" it's starting to look like "ressurect stale political humor" night..

That's impossible. Kittens are inheritantly good.

...


OOOOOH! I get it!

:D

Okay I'm over it now. What happened to kitten innocence?

Wow. Yet another joke stretched beyond all reason to make fun of liberals (well, Democrats- there's a difference) in such a manner that it cannot be easily countered without cries of, "D00d! Get a sense of humor!" Great.

Notice that these sorts of jokes rarely pop up targetted at conservatives. I wonder why that is?


Unrelated, about your signature, where do you get the second part from (after the left/right, authoritarian/libertarian bit)?

Unrelated, about your signature, where do you get the second part from (after the left/right, authoritarian/libertarian bit)?

There's another, similar test online. Right here. (http://www.moral-politics.com/xPolitics.aspx?menu=Home) Unfortunately, some of the responses aren't very clear, and taking the test multiple times yields different results each time.

This is really the best you've got? Please. Switch less than 10 words around, and it can be targeted at Republicans. Pathetic. At least make an effort when trying to push your nonsense.

LOL Thats funny!

Their eyes are opened because they got neutered :p

The democrats, republicans, or the kittens? :P

Thats not even a joke.

They were democrats, then they opened their eyes, and became republicans?

Sounds like a really badly thought insult toward democrats, at best.

But jokes at the expense of Bush is flamebait.

:rolleyes:

Wow. Yet another joke stretched beyond all reason to make fun of liberals (well, Democrats- there's a difference) in such a manner that it cannot be easily countered without cries of, "D00d! Get a sense of humor!" Great.

Notice that these sorts of jokes rarely pop up targetted at conservatives. I wonder why that is?
It does come from the left now and then, and usually I'm a little more upset or disappointed with it when it does. I left the google one alone because it was so old that there didn't seem to be a point to saying anything. And I was more taken into the way googlebombs are done, because I never looked that up.

But I'm more prone to respond to these kind of things when it comes from 'my side' because it's embarrassing and not really neccisary. When the 'other side' does it I kinda don't care. It means they have nothing with traction, so let them have thier fun. Who cares? I expect more from the solid side of the arguement, though.

So whatever. It's a joke. Maybe not the same kind for everyone, but meh. I'd be more upset if it was reversed.

Jeez, look at all of the whiners on this thread. Whatever happen to having a sense of humor?

Kittens suck because they're not puppies.

To make way too much seriousness about a joke, cats are far more likely to become "Republicans" because they are mostly independant and don't much care about anybody but themselves. Kittens, however, rely on the care and goodwill of others, which should make them Democrats, as that is the party that believes in taking care of those who need it.
That's why. :p

The first time I heard this joke, it was actually making fun of Republicans.


It wouldn't have been funny then either.

But jokes at the expense of Bush is flamebait.

:rolleyes:

How dare you question the Glorious Leader? :mad:

Kittens suck because they're not puppies.


That's why. :p

Kittens > Puppies.

Kittens > Puppies.
[phrase regaurding cats here] < Man's Best Friend
Furballs < Slobbery Kisses
Litter Boxes < Neighbor's Lawn
Clawing Clothes, Furniture, et cetera < Digging up Neighbor's Lawn, Gardern, Biting Gutters into Small Piecies
Purring > Barking
Cat at Killing Rodents = Dog at Killing Rodents

In my opinion, dogs own cats in everything but two catogories here. :p

Q:How many Conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Many...Conservatives fear change.

[phrase regaurding cats here] < Man's Best Friend
Furballs < Slobbery Kisses
Litter Boxes < Neighbor's Lawn
Clawing Clothes, Furniture, et cetera < Digging up Neighbor's Lawn, Gardern, Biting Gutters into Small Piecies
Purring > Barking
Cat at Killing Rodents = Dog at Killing Rodents

In my opinion, dogs own cats in everything but two catogories here. :p

The arrogance of cats clearly outweigh the friendship and loyalty of dogs (cats are just so damn cool when they're arrogant).

I prefer a hairy furball that drools when I pet her to a dog that just doesn't understand that I don't want his tongue licking all over my face.

Neighbours lawn gives bad rep with the neighbour. Litter boxes aren't necessary if you just let the cat go outside. Therefore! Cats own here too, as they can do it anywhere they damn well please... except for inside the house when it's not in a litter box.

Clawing rocks! it adds an element of catness to the house. Digging up neighbours and your yard just adds potholes and other stuff that's dangerous and annoying.

no, purring = barking.
cats "playing" with rodents > dogs viciously attacking spiders/rodents

The arrogance of cats clearly outweigh the friendship and loyalty of dogs (cats are just so damn cool when they're arrogant).
Cats are annoying when they bat my glasses off of my face when I'm trying to read the paper. And the fact that they can scale anything seriously bugs me. Dogs are much cooler than cats when they want to screw around and are out hunting things.

I prefer a hairy furball that drools when I pet her to a dog that just doesn't understand that I don't want his tongue licking all over my face.
I like that licking! The picking up of hairballs on the other hand, ew!

Neighbours lawn gives bad rep with the neighbour.
My point exactly. ;)

Litter boxes aren't necessary if you just let the cat go outside. Therefore! Cats own here too, as they can do it anywhere they damn well please... except for inside the house when it's not in a litter box.
So, that's an "=" then.
Why do cats get special treatment and can run around without a leash/fence?
Cats! Arrgh!

Clawing rocks! it adds an element of catness to the house. Digging up neighbours and your yard just adds potholes and other stuff that's dangerous and annoying.
Clawing is an annoying sound. And cats know I hate it. They look at me while they do it.
Dogs just own. Holes are cool.
And while my dog can't do this, they can retrieve birds too. And fetch sticks (can do that). And they make really big, comfy pillows.

:)

Cats+Laser pointer=Hours of non-stop entertainment! :D

Cats are annoying when they bat my glasses off of my face when I'm trying to read the paper. And the fact that they can scale anything seriously bugs me. Dogs are much cooler than cats when they want to screw around and are out hunting things.

I don't like it when a dog starts to hump a leg (I do however, laugh when two female dogs try to hump each other).

The scaling part is awesome, just like their independence. All you have to do is: open the door occasionally, feed them and change the litter boxes.

I like that licking! The picking up of hairballs on the other hand, ew!

We'll have to agree to disagree.

My point exactly. ;)

:P once again, as above.

So, that's an "=" then.
Why do cats get special treatment and can run around without a leash/fence?
Cats! Arrgh!

I let my dog run around without a leash when I walk him. There's no fence in my garden either. My dog grew up with cats, I believe he may have gotten some of their traits, but has otherwise become a cowardly wimp.

another reason to prefer cats: they only surrender to you when they want to. A dog can be a cowardly wimp, cats cannot.

Clawing is an annoying sound. And cats know I hate it. They look at me while they do it.

Exactly :D Cat arrogance owns again.

Dogs just own. Holes are cool.
And while my dog can't do this, they can retrieve birds too. And fetch sticks (can do that). And they make really big, comfy pillows.

:)

Holes can be cool, but they can be seriously uncool. It's fun to see a dog with lots of dirt on their nose though.

Dogs fetching > Cats fetching (not)
Dogs as pillows = Cats as blankets

Q:How many Conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Many...Conservatives fear change.but if you have many, wouldnt there only be more fear and less change?Clawing Clothes, Furniture, et cetera < Digging up Neighbor's Lawn, Gardern, Biting Gutters into Small Piecies
Purring > Barkingyou can eliminate the clawing of cats by onychectomizing them and you can vocal cordectomize dogs to silence their barking.

I had a cat that would fetch. *nod* His name was T.C.. He was a huge yellow tabby cat. If you threw a candy wrapper or something else noisy he could bat around, he would play with it for a minute then carry it back to you in his mouth so you could throw it again. :)

I had a cat that would fetch. *nod* His name was T.C.. He was a huge yellow tabby cat. If you threw a candy wrapper or something else noisy he could bat around, he would play with it for a minute then carry it back to you in his mouth so you could throw it again. :)

Oh yeah, I forgot kittens like to play and bring back things to get it thrown around some more.

Therefore, dogs fetching = cats fetching (usually not)

Yeah...we'll agree to disagree then.

But I think its funny when a dog humps anything.
As far as the leash thing goes, its an American thing. And dumb people.

you can eliminate the clawing of cats by onychectomizing them and you can vocal cordectomize dogs to silence their barking.
There's two kinds of dog barks:
1) the random pointless, "Oh my God, there's a [random wild animal] outside!"
2) the useful, "Burglar! Do something! I'll act big and mean!"
However, bark number 2 passes for just about anybody. And then being friendly after entering the house doesn't help. Its just a show. Burglars are usually afraid of dogs because burglars think like cats, for example, cat-burgalers.

To make way too much seriousness about a joke, cats are far more likely to become "Republicans" because they are mostly independant and don't much care about anybody but themselves. Kittens, however, rely on the care and goodwill of others, which should make them Democrats, as that is the party that believes in taking care of those who need it. I say should, because there are always hypocrites out there who take advantage of different social programs and then complain about the "big government, tax us into the poorhouse" Democrats (my sister would be one of these) </rant>
Why do people say "Democrats" and "Republicans" when they mean "leftists" and "conservatives". If you look at what both parties do when they're in government, you see that the whole "vast ideological difference" between them is fabricated.

Why do people say "Democrats" and "Republicans" when they mean "leftists" and "conservatives". If you look at what both parties do when they're in government, you see that the whole "vast ideological difference" between them is fabricated.
Why do people think of democrats as leftists?

Why do people think of democrats as leftists?
It's a mystery to me. Probably the media.

Dogs shite in the middle of gardens and just leave it there for you to clean up: general, con (pro if you hate your neighboures and can get it to go into their yards)
Cats will refuse to go anywhere except under bushes/cover, and will bury it so you don't even have to see it; general, pro (double pro if you have neighboures who love gardening, as buried cat shite will throw off pH levels and kill their plants of choice).

Also, if you don't like furballs, get a short furred cat and give them food that includes anti-furball stuff. Problem solved. There's no such quick-fix for ooky slobbery dogs (except general removal from the household ^.^)

Purring (usually reacting to something sane, quiet enough to ignore when they're just being weird) > barking (usually reacting to, like, stray oxygen molecules or the sound of someone thinking about walking past the house, is loud and annoying, especially if said dog isn't trained due to stupid dog-spoiling mothers).

My cat fetches, so yay. He also considers pipe cleaners his sworn enemies, which is amusing. And he's a way better guard than our idiot dog, who slept through the last burglury (whereas the cat started growling and hissing and eventually attacked said burglar, and all the shouting woke my parents. Whee). The lesson is: buy oriental siamese cats; they're absolutely batty in all the best ways.

The biggest con about cats is that they stop being kittens far, far too quickly.

The biggest con about cats is that they stop being kittens far, far too quickly.
And start hanging out with those rowdy, good-for-nothing elephants. :p

There's another, similar test online. Right here. (http://www.moral-politics.com/xPolitics.aspx?menu=Home) Unfortunately, some of the responses aren't very clear, and taking the test multiple times yields different results each time.
Hehe... I got 0/0 on that test. ^^

And start hanging out with those rowdy, good-for-nothing elephants. :p

Hee! It took me wayyy too long to get that. I was all "What? Elephants? Are they talking about the way 2+ cats tend to gallop around the house and sound like rowdy elephants (especially when pursued by a lovesick German Shorthaired Pointer)?"

Then I realised I was thinking too much like an Australian again :p. Here the dirty righty mascot is a slimy frogweasel, and the left is... I don't know what the left is, actually. Probably the same thing, not that they'll ever admit it, the bastards.

To the OP: Who's clever now? ;)

A guy walks in to a pet shop looking for a kitten for his daughter.

The pet shop owner says " We have these cute little Democrat and Republican kittens, they're half off regular price!

The guys says "Democrat and Republican kittens? I've never heard of kittens who belonged to a political party!"

The pet shop owner assures him that they are, in fact, Democrats and Republicans. The guy promises to come back tomorrow to get one after he talks to his daughter.

The next day, the guy comes back and asks for the Democrat and Republican kittens and the pet store owner apologizes and says "I'm sorry sir, but we no longer have Democrat and Republican kittens, but we have this litter of libertarian kittens to choose from!"

The guy looks at them and realizes they are the same kittens and say to the pet store owner "Aren't these the same kittens that were Democrats and Republicans yesterday" What happened?"

The pet store owner says " Well, they were Democrats and Republicans yesterday, but then they opened their eyes!"

*RIMSHOT*

Hee! It took me wayyy too long to get that. I was all "What? Elephants? Are they talking about the way 2+ cats tend to gallop around the house and sound like rowdy elephants (especially when pursued by a lovesick German Shorthaired Pointer)?"

Then I realised I was thinking too much like an Australian again :p. Here the dirty righty mascot is a slimy frogweasel, and the left is... I don't know what the left is, actually. Probably the same thing, not that they'll ever admit it, the bastards.
When they [Australian kittens] start start hanging out with those clever, good-for-nothing, slimy forgweasels. :p

It happens to all of us sometimes.

Q:How many Conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Many...Conservatives fear change.

Or alternatively:

Q:How many Conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: That lightbulb is working perfectly and it is the liberal media that is lying in claiming that it needs replacement. You anti-American bigot! Don't you love freedom? [/ramble on for a bit longer to make it funnier]

-snip-
Freedom is a burnt out lightbulb?
Interesting....

Just ignore this. Really. Please.

Freedom is a burnt out lightbulb?
Interesting....

Just ignore this. Really. Please.

Mmmm... metaphory.

I wonder what that would make the 'War on Terrorism'? A ladder (with both greased and missing rungs)?

I wonder what that would make the 'War on Terrorism'? A ladder (with both greased and missing rungs)?
I was thinking more along the lines of the lines of a well-intentioned sludgehammer strike that hit the plumbing to the upstairs toilet and started spewing human waste all over a good friend's basement den.

Freedom is a burnt out lightbulb?
Interesting....

Just ignore this. Really. Please.

Actually it was just an attack on the traditional conservative defences in general but I had to rush my post as lunch was ready.

Here's another one:

Q: How many people does it take to unscrew a Proletarian lightbulb?

A: None. It contains the seeds of its own revolution!

Who says we socialists have no sense of humour?:)

*leaves thread in shame*

Q:How many Conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Many...Conservatives fear change.
Then why is it mostly conservatives who supported regime change in Iraq?

*sigh* sometimes this is just embarrassing.

A guy walks in to a pet shop looking for a kitten for his daughter.

The pet shop owner says " We have these cute little Democrat kittens, they're half off regular price!

The guys says "Democrat kittens? I've never heard of kittens who belonged to a political party!"

The pet shop owner assures him that they are, in fact, Democrats. The guy promises to come back tomorrow to get one after he talks to his daughter.

The next day, the guy comes back and asks for the Democrat kittens and the pet store owner apologizes and says "I'm sorry sir, but we no longer have Democrat kittens, but we have this litter of Republican kittens to choose from!"

The guy looks at them and realizes they are the same kittens and say to the pet store owner "Aren't these the same kittens that were democrats yesterday" What happened?"

The pet store owner says " Well, they were Democrats yesterday, but then they opened their eyes!"

*RIMSHOT* :D


I figured everyone would get a kick out of this. I heard it from a good friend a bit ago.
I heard the same joke, except that it involved George Bush encountering a little girl with a basket full of repbulican kittens one day and then some democrat kittens the next day. For the same reason as the punchline above...

Then why is it mostly conservatives who supported regime change in Iraq?

*sigh* sometimes this is just embarrassing.
Then why is it that conservatives are the most vocal opponents to gay marriage, birth control, abortion, women in the workplace et c?

Securing iraqi oil for american uses does prevent change.

I heard the same joke, except that it involved George Bush encountering a little girl with a basket full of repbulican kittens one day and then some democrat kittens the next day. For the same reason as the punchline above...

Me too.

The joke is only mildly amusing either way.

It is sad anyone would think it worth fighting over the constinuency of a basketfull of newborn kittens. How droll.

Then why is it mostly conservatives who supported regime change in Iraq?

*sigh* sometimes this is just embarrassing.

Um. Perhaps you should look to the definition of a conservative again.

A guy walks in to a pet shop looking for a kitten for his daughter.

The pet shop owner says " We have these cute little Democrat kittens, they're half off regular price!

The guys says "Democrat kittens? I've never heard of kittens who belonged to a political party!"

The pet shop owner assures him that they are, in fact, Democrats. The guy promises to come back tomorrow to get one after he talks to his daughter.

The next day, the guy comes back and asks for the Democrat kittens and the pet store owner apologizes and says "I'm sorry sir, but we no longer have Democrat kittens, but we have this litter of Republican kittens to choose from!"

The guy looks at them and realizes they are the same kittens and say to the pet store owner "Aren't these the same kittens that were democrats yesterday" What happened?"

The pet store owner says " Well, they were Democrats yesterday, but then they opened their eyes!"

*RIMSHOT* :D


I figured everyone would get a kick out of this. I heard it from a good friend a bit ago.

That joke is at least a decade old. See here (http://www.4degreez.com/jokes/Clinton+Jokes/984689692/joke.html). The reason it doesn't die is that it is utterly generic and can be used by any interest group (Change Republicans/Democrats to Democrats/Republicans, Christians/Atheists, etc.).

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Silly me, here I was thinking that a joke wouldn't create a flame war against various political parties. Forgot where I was apparently. :rolleyes:


Here's one for all of you.

A guy wants to skip work and go to the bar, so he calls in sick and off he goes to his favorite bar. He walks in and sees that the bar is full of people from NS General. He decides he wants to have a little bit of fun..........So he goes to work instead.

Silly me, here I was thinking that a joke wouldn't create a flame war against various political parties. Forgot where I was apparently. :rolleyes:

And you have 646 posts in here?? :eek:

Silly me, here I was thinking that a joke wouldn't create a flame war against various political parties. Forgot where I was apparently. :rolleyes:

Are you pleading stupidity or an incredulous amount of naivete?

I'm just a newbie, but I was suprised at the amount of bru-haha this whole thing caused.

I'm just a newbie, but I was suprised at the amount of bru-haha this whole thing caused.

Despite what he says, MIB isn't surprised.

Despite what he says, MIB isn't surprised.
No, I really am. I expected a certain level of "haha, that wasn't funny" but I certainly didn't expect the level of hostility I recieved over a damn joke. Could it be some people actually think jokes are funny?

No, I really am. I expected a certain level of "haha, that wasn't funny" but I certainly didn't expect the level of hostility I recieved over a damn joke. Could it be some people actually think jokes are funny?

Could it be that some jokes aren't particularly funny, particularly when specifically seeking to insult some readers?

The partisan quotient outweighed the funny quotient of your joke.

A guy walks in to a pet shop looking for a kitten for his daughter.

The pet shop owner says " We have these cute little Democrat kittens, they're half off regular price!

The guys says "Democrat kittens? I've never heard of kittens who belonged to a political party!"

The pet shop owner assures him that they are, in fact, Democrats. The guy promises to come back tomorrow to get one after he talks to his daughter.

The next day, the guy comes back and asks for the Democrat kittens and the pet store owner apologizes and says "I'm sorry sir, but we no longer have Democrat kittens, but we have this litter of Republican kittens to choose from!"

The guy looks at them and realizes they are the same kittens and say to the pet store owner "Aren't these the same kittens that were democrats yesterday" What happened?"

The pet store owner says " Well, they were Democrats yesterday, but then they opened their eyes!"

*RIMSHOT* :D


I figured everyone would get a kick out of this. I heard it from a good friend a bit ago.

Great joke after all the sickening anti President Bush Threads.

Could it be that some jokes aren't particularly funny, particularly when specifically seeking to insult some readers?

The partisan quotient outweighed the funny quotient of your joke.
Maybe to uber partisan people with no sense of humor. (like you?)

I personally laugh my ass of watching Jon Stewert make fun of Bush, and I LIKE Bush. Ya see, I know that someone telling a joke isn't going to influence policy or win an election. Go take a pill, would ya?

Maybe to uber partisan people with no sense of humor. (like you?)

I personally laugh my ass of watching Jon Stewert make fun of Bush, and I LIKE Bush. Ya see, I know that someone telling a joke isn't going to influence policy or win an election. Go take a pill, would ya?

If you recall, I said it was mildly funny.

You could have told the same joke without Democrats vs. Republicans. You chose to make it insulting to some. Now you act surprised some were insulted. Grow up.

If you recall, I said it was mildly funny.

You could have told the same joke without Democrats vs. Republicans. You chose to make it insulting to some. Now you act surprised some were insulted. Grow up.

Anyone who aligns themselves 100% with a political party is a moron and deserves to be insulted.

If you recall, I said it was mildly funny.

You could have told the same joke without Democrats vs. Republicans. You chose to make it insulting to some. Now you act surprised some were insulted. Grow up.
THAT'S HOW I HEARD THE JOKE!!!! I'm not gonna censor everything I say so as not to upset your precious delicate feelings. You seem to be the one who needs to grow it. I'll say it again....... IT WAS A JOKE! Laugh at it or leave the thread. Choice is a valuable thing. Use it!


And incidentally, please tell me, oh wise one, how do you tell that joke without mentioning Democrats and Republicans?

snip

*RIMSHOT* :D

Umm...that exclamation you left at the bottom of the 'joke' - is it to do with the act of 'rimming'?

It would certainly make sense if it were, as that joke is equivalent to said act. Especially if done on a dead cat, say.

Anyone who aligns themselves 100% with a political party is a moron and deserves to be insulted.

I assume that applies to author of the joke.

I, fo one, don't identify 100% with any political party.

I assume that applies to author of the joke.

I, fo one, don't identify 100% with any political party.
The author of this thread wouldn't shed a single tear if the Republican Party were disbanded tommorrow. But way to think you know me! 2 points for trying. :rolleyes:

I assume that applies to author of the joke.

I, fo one, don't identify 100% with any political party.

Then why are you so sensitive that somebody insulted the fragile little democrats?

Then why are you so sensitive that somebody insulted the fragile little democrats?

I'm not. But there isn't a lot to say in response to that joke other than "HA" or "funny, but..." I went with "funny, but..."

There is a difference between identifying generally with a party and "align[ing] [one]sel[f] 100% with a political party." Or does anyone that votes in a primary become a moron?

Why are you so sensitive that somebody was insulted by the joke? It was clearly intended to insult Democrats.

THAT'S HOW I HEARD THE JOKE!!!! I'm not gonna censor everything I say so as not to upset your precious delicate feelings. You seem to be the one who needs to grow it. I'll say it again....... IT WAS A JOKE! Laugh at it or leave the thread. Choice is a valuable thing. Use it!
Ironically, your "joke" looks like all the other run-of-the-mill Democrat insults.


And incidentally, please tell me, oh wise one, how do you tell that joke without mentioning Democrats and Republicans?
And that supports that theory.


Remember kids, trolling in the name of "comedy" is still trolling.

If you ask me, when democrats open their eyes, they become real leftists, not republicans.;)